01x15 - Episode 15

[bunniefuu]

[♫ wacky circus music♫ ]

I want a divorce. [door slamming]

Fine! But I'M keeping the clown!

[♫ jaunty electronic music ♫]

[terrified screaming]

I'm bored. [uncomfortably quick footsteps]

Aww... Who's a good boy?!

Not me. [♫ cool guitar riff ♫]

I'm a girl.

And what would sir like? [♫ french accordion music ♫]

I'd like you to leave my house.

NoOoOoOoO!!1!

♫ g*n Doctor ♫

[g*nsh*t] ♫ He's bad at his job! ♫

God...

God: Yes, my child?

Why are you in a tree?

[birdsong]

I am stuck.

[sipping]

This isn't milk.

[expl*si*n]

I wish I were dead... [g*nsh*t]

And for your NEXT wish?

♫ Horse with a baby ♫ [funky music]

Give it back. No.

[uncomfortably fast clopping]

98... 99... 100!

This is too many fingers!

Kiss me, Johnny!

[car crash] ♫ Johnny the Truck! ♫

Honey, don't look at the sun!

Haha! I'm NAKED!

So... Your place or mine?

Uuh... This is your place.

Well THAT would explain why all my stuff is here...

Are you having fun, sweetie?

That's classified.

[♫ surf rock ♫]

Hey, guess what!

[pained screaming]

I love you... [♫ romantic music ♫]

Aww... [♫ romantic music ♫]

Gross.

Wanna dance?

I don't know how.

Neither do I.

[♫ hardstyle club music ♫]

Fetch the stick, boy!

[car crash] ♫ Johnny the Truck! ♫

[child crying]

Aw, what's wrong, little guy?

[sniffling] My wife left me...

[g*nsh*t + pained yell]

That was really loud!

Wow, a rainbow!

I didn't know he got out of prison!

[knife unsheathing] Run.

Well, if I'M not the father, who is?!

[baby car horn] [car crash]

♫ Johnny the Truuuck! ♫

Narrator: This is Steve. Huh?

Narrator: And this is his natural predator...

Narrator: Mine Turtle. Hello!

[click] Wait, what?

[expl*si*n]

Tom: Hey you! We made a new game!

Tom: Don't Press That Mine Turtle is and expl*sive game of truth or dare

Tom: where you challenge your friends to either complete ridiculous missions

Tom: or press Mine Turtle's button and risk going boom.

Tom: It's available on Kickstarter right now!