Space Sharks (2024)

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A perfect specimen.

Proof of my theory.

Hansen.

Pay attention!

We'll see the next

capture soon enough.

And finally shut up

the boys from Lab 17.

All right, that's enough!

(Thompson sighs)

This creature will provide

the proof we needed

of life on Krypt X

and secure the grant

we've been hoping for!

(Thompson sighs)

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(car door opens) (wind blows)

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Oh, my God.

(car door opens)

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Johnson.

I need you to secure

the next specimen,

before we come into

the room, please.

Right away, sir.

(Williamson sighs)

Okay.

Show me what's

going on up there.

Let's find out.

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Oh, my God.

No.

No. No, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no.

No, this can't be.

Oh, my God. This is it.

Oh, my...

(Williamson sighs)

Clairvoyant, come in.

This is base camp.

Do you read me? Over.

The path has changed.

It's headed straight for us,

which means it's headed

straight for you.

You guys need to haul a*s

and get back here, now.

Clairvoyant, come in.

This is base camp

under US Directive

Alpha, One, Niner, Seven, five.

Do you read me? Over.

Clairvoyant.

This is base. Come in.

Do you read me? Over.

Clairvoyant.

This is base camp

under US Directive

Alpha, One, Niner, Seven, five.

Come in. Do you read me?

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Clairvoyant, it's coming

straight for you. Move!

Clairvoyant, things

have changed.

It's not what we thought.

It's changed direction.

You're sitting ducks up there.

It's coming right for you.

Clairvoyant, come in.

Clairvoyant, do you read me?

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(spaceship rumbles)

What on earth was that?

Not Earth! Meteorites!

Thousands of them! Look!

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(glass shatters)

It's missing!

Oh, my God. It's loose!

What're you talking

about, Johnson?

There's soil everywhere,

but the plant is not there.

Hey, guys? I'm gonna need

you to get back to your pods.

Got some bumps ahead and

I don't want (indistinct).

What is that?

[Hallie] Impossible

terrain detected ahead.

Prepare for emergency

landing. (alarm buzzes)

This can't be good.

Emergency landing?

We're still too far out!

Jesus!

What's happening?

I'm too young to die!

(alarm buzzes)

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(bird squawks)

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(bum sighs)

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(birds chirp) (bird squawks)

(wind blows) (birds chirp)

(debris screeches)

(debris thumps)

(bum gasps)

Holy sh*t. What was that?

Oh! Did you see that?

[Girlfriend] See what?

It looked like a

f*cking spaceship!

A what?

Come on. Let's check it out!

No way! We'll be

late for the show.

Plus, I don't wanna

dirty up my dress.

Fine. Well, you wait here.

I'll be just a second.

(scoffs) Hurry up!

It's hot out here.

(car door slams)

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(girlfriend sighs)

(Dan screams)

What the hell?

(car door slams)

Dan?

Dan, this isn't funny!

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Dan!

(girlfriend gasps)

- (computer chirps)

- Target locked.

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music continues)

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(girlfriend screams)

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Manny Tortuga?

Yeah, yeah. Come on, get in.

Get in.

Don't f*ck up my sh*t! It's

an old f*ck' vehicle!

Can you not break my sh*t?

[Steven] Can you open?

- Who are you?

- My name is Steven Kirby.

I'm part of this

non-profit watchdog group

that looks over

government conspiracies,

and things I think the

government are covering up.

- How did you find me?

- It doesn't matter.

Look.

What do you know about these

space flowers and space sharks?

Don't you know? You should

know they are related.

- What do you mean, related?

- The pyramids?

The Reptilians?

It's all connected to

the Sumerian tablets.

- Sumerian?

- Space sharks, space flowers.

Space insects.

Different aliens.

- Aliens?

- The pyramids.

- Pyramids?

- Yes.

Underground civilizations.

- That mountain in Washington.

- Mount Shasta.

- Mount Shasta?

- Yes, of course!

I mean, you're saying the

Moon conspiracy, 9/11,

JFK, Egyptians, are

all connected to-

The Bermuda Triangle!

- Bermuda Triangle, too?

- Yes!

The f*cking Reptilians.

They control everything!

The whole world!

Egyptians, JFK, 9/11?

[Manny] Yes, and the most

important one of all.

- The Grand Canyon.

- Grand Canyon?

Yes!

Grand Canyon is Key.

I have to go to

the Grand Canyon?

It's an important

site. You should go.

- What about the Grand Canyon?

- Do you not know?

No.

So, you're saying everything

leads to the Grand Canyon?

All the dots point

to that direction.

- Connect all the dots.

- Connect the dots?

- What dots? Dots?

- Dots, yes!

- Connect the dots?

- Yes, Mount Shasta.

Colorado.

The Grand Canyon.

Grand Canyon, JFK, 9/11.

- The pyramids.

- Space flowers.

- The Reptilians!

- Space sharks.

The Moon. The Moon landing.

The Reptilians.

Not just them, but they're key.

I gotta go.

Do you understand

what you need to do?

I gotta go to the Grand Canyon.

[Manny] Yes. Should go now.

- Now?

- Yes.

Manny Tortuga,

thank you so much.

You never saw me. We never

had this conversation.

- We're not even- - No.

- No?

- No.

We never had this conversation.

Don't tell anybody!

I'm gonna, I'm going.

Yes. Go.

Okay, go, go, go, go, go.

(car door slams)

Leave! Leave!

(Steven pants)

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(birds chirp)

(wind blows)

(book worm sighs)

(space plants whistle)

(space plants whistle)

What the f*ck?

These were not here before.

(space plants whistle)

(book worm groans)

(book worm screams)

[Reporter] Authorities say

no survivors have been found

and rescue crews have only

recovered one body so far.

No, no, no, no.

[Reporter] The FAA and

National Transportation Safety-

I can't believe that.

[Reporter] Will investigate

to try and figure out

the cause of this crash.

Dear God. Dear God.

[Speaker On TV] Aluminum

siding is something we know

a lot about at First

Metropolitan Builders.

We've probably installed more...

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(Steve pants)

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(wind blows)

You all found it! Wonderful.

Why do we have to do this again?

It's a spiritual journey,

meant to bring you closer

with Mother Nature.

Once your soul is at peace,

then the mind can

be at peace as well.

Now that we're all here,

just follow me for the

adventure of your lifetime.

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Our Father, who art heaven.

Hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come and

thy will be done.

On earth, as it is in heaven.

Give us, this day,

our daily bread.

Forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who

trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us

with the evil one.

For thine is the kingdom,

and the power, and the glory,

forever and ever.

Lord, please.

Please bring my daughter.

See that-

Everything you know

is in your mind

See that she's safe.

You're a God of love,

compassion, mercy and grace.

God bless.

I beg you.

Hear my cry.

To cry in my soul. (Sobs)

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Can we take a break soon?

I gotta take a leak.

Yeah. How much

further are we going?

Just another mile or so.

There's a beautiful pond

hidden in a rock quarry ahead.

It's the perfect spot for

a meditation exercise.

My feet are tired.

(sighs) All right, take five.

But don't wander too far.

These woods are confusing

and you can get lost easily.

(scoffs) Yeah, right.

(wind blows)

(distant chatter)

(Paula laughs) (Tim groans)

I need to use the

little ladies room.

It ain't exactly the

Ritz. Pick a bush.

(Tim groans)

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[Rodney] Looks like a good spot.

(chuckles) Oh, babe.

You're such a (indistinct).

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- (computer chirps)

- Target locked.

Hello?

Is somebody out there?

(creature screeches)

Where did everybody go?

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music continues)

f*ck this bullshit.

(creature screeches)

Hey. What is that?

[Rodney] That's

my big d*ck, baby.

Shut up. There's

something over there.

What the hell? Where you going?

Oh, my God!

Look at this!

[Rodney] Holy sh*t.

[Nora] I wouldn't do

that, if I were you.

I'm cool. I'm cool.

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- (computer chirps)

- Target locked.

(creature screeches)

Who are you?

I ask the questions

around here. Who are you?

We're a group. We're with,

like, a wilderness retreat.

What?

We're a bunch of junkies

who got dragged out

into the wilderness

by some old hippie.

(Rochelle screams)

[Rodney] Speak of the devil.

That her?

Oh, my God! Something

happened to her!

Follow me.

[Ashley] Oh!

(engines rev) (phone rings)

[Agent] Hello, Mr. Kirby.

(agent laughs ominously)

Hello?

(agent laughs ominously)

Who is this?

Tell me who this is, right now.

- Yeah.

- You're getting closer.

I don't know who the

f*ck you think you are-

- Go back.

- Who is this?

Tell me. Who are you?

[Agent] Running around

in those purple sneakers

will only get you so far.

How do you-

[Agent] Why do you

seek the space shark?

How?

Who are you?

What do you know about

the space sharks?

Tell me, damn it!

[Agent] Oh, it is

just really funny,

watching you fumbling

around like a fool.

Yep. You caught me!

(agent laughs)

I'm just kidding.

(Laughs manically)

Tell me what you know

about the space flowers.

Talk to me now. Tell me.

Tell me, God damn it!

Son of a b*tch!

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(space sharks whoosh)

Where's that spacey b*tch at?

I don't know, she was

just here a minute ago,

but I must've passed

out or something.

- What's with the g*n?

- Yeah, who is she?

Yeah. Who are you?

Name's Nora.

Came from a ship that

crashed back there.

I was the only survivor.

Well, it sounded like her

scream came from over there.

(birds chirp)

Ladies first.

(wind blows)

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Oh, f*ck!

(Ashley gasps)

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(Paula retches)

What the f*ck was on that ship?

Space sharks.

What are we gonna do?

Get the f*ck outta here! I

did not sign up for this.

Wait!

I'm coming with you.

Hey!

Stop them!

Let 'em go. Ups our

chances of survival.

"Survival"? Are we being

hunted or something?

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(space shark screeches)

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(Paula pants)

(pills rattle)

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Billy?

(footsteps squelch)

(space shark screeches)

(space shark screeches)

These things?

Sharks, I guess

We brought them

back from Krypt X.

We were bringing them

back to study them.

Who's "we"?

A bunch of us. Scientists.

We hit turbulence up there and

something attacked the pilot,

and then our ship crashed.

And no one else survived?

Do you wanna go back

and check their pulse?

If you can find an arm.

So, now what?

We make it outta

here in one piece.

Stay close behind me.

How did you all get into here?

We all parked near

that trail head.

I mean, it can't be

like a mile or two,

at this point,

down the old trail.

Stay close behind me.

Those b*stard can be anywhere.

I've never seen plants

like these before.

(tendrils whoosh)

(Paula screams)

- That was Paula.

- Target locked.

What did I tell

you? Keep behind me!

(space shark screeches)

So, what're y'all out here for?

Bunch of recovering junkies?

We're not all junkies.

I had a little issue with powder

disappearing through my nose.

Those two shot smack together

and Erin just smokes weed.

They put you out

here for weed, girl?

[Erin] I got busted selling it.

(indistinct chatter)

[Nora] So, none of

you use anymore?

(indistinct chatter)

We're trying our best. Okay?

Shh. (space shark clicks)

It's watching us.

What's watching us?

Your alien shark monsters?

Space sharks!

Jesus Christ! We're never

gonna make it out of here!

- Calm down, calm down.

- Plug your ears!

(g*n fires rapidly)

Did you get it?

I think so.

How'd you learn how to do that?

I thought you were some

scientist or some sh*t?

I'm from East LA.

Oh. (Chuckles)

Enough bullshitting.

Let's get outta here.

(space shark screeches)

(ominous tones)

Where'd she go?

Erin! What the hell?

- Erin!

- Shh!

He's trying to bait us.

He's gonna pick us

off, one by one.

Oh, (whines) don't

let it get me!

Don't worry. I'll

protect you, okay?

- I got you.

- I can't take this anymore.

I'm outta here!

Wait. We need to stick together!

It can't be more than a

few yards away, anyway.

Doesn't matter. We

might not see it coming.

(wind blows) (traffic hums)

(engines rev) (wind blows)

(phone rings)

(phone rings)

[Agent] Hello, Mr. Kirby.

Hello?

[Agent] Why don't you

get back in that ordinary

gray car of yours, with the

beautiful stickers on the back,

trying to pretend you're

anything less than ordinary.

You son of a b*tch.

(agent laughs)

You go to f*ck' hell.

(Steven sighs)

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(Tim pants)

(flesh squelches) (Tim groans)

(space shark screeches)

It's a trap.

- We've gotta go another way.

- Another w...

Another way? The

cars are right there!

We can't take any chances.

You saw what they did

to those other two.

(sobs) I just wanna go home!

Look, this other trail?

It comes around to the other

side of the lot. Come on.

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(footsteps shuffle)

(space shark screeches)

(space shark screeches)

(g*n fires rapidly)

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Got him.

(Ashley screams)

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Do it!

(Ashley laughs wildly)

We gotta go. We gotta go.

(Ashley laughs wildly)

Okay. I just wanna go.

We have to go!

(engine revs)

(TV static crackles)

(dramatic news jingle)

[TV Announcer] This is

5 News On Your Side,

with your host, Cree Brackett.

Welcome back to 5

News On Your Side.

I'm your host, Cree Brackett.

We're here with Jason Marsh,

world renowned botanist.

Jason, shed a little bit of

light on the new plant species

that's been popping up.

Well, quite frankly,

we have no idea.

Every leading botanist that

I've spoken to in my field,

is at a complete loss as

to the sudden emergence

of this strange new flower

that's popped up in California.

Is there a possibility

that this could just be

a dormant species?

Not likely.

Plants like this don't normally

stay dormant for centuries,

and then just

reappear overnight,

without some type

of explanation.

Okay, and what about the

reports that's been popping up

in other parts of the country?

Well, Cree, that's what's even

stranger about this plant.

I mean, the fact

that it's popping up

all over the southeastern

United States,

including parts of Florida,

given the soil differences

and climate changes in

those different zones,

that makes it even more

troubling to study.

Okay.

Jason, anybody

who's not familiar

with what we're talking

about, describe the plant.

Well, (sighs) unfortunately,

this plant has

all the hallmarks of

an invasive species,

given its rapid growth

and tremendous spread

in such a short amount of time.

Again, it's very concerning

to me and my fellow botanists.

All right, and where

do you speculate

this plant may have come from?

Well, Cree, I know I'm

probably gonna be crucified

in both the scientific and

news community, but you know,

maybe it's time that we

consider the possibility

that this plant is

not from this earth.

I mean, just possibly, you know,

it could've came from that

ship that crashed in the desert

with new plant and

animal wildlife.

Maybe that's not

fake news, after all.

So, you're saying there's a

possibility it could've come

from the planet they're

dubbing Krypt X?

At this point in time,

we have to consider

every reasonable possibility,

no matter what the evidence

shows at this point in time.

Wow.

Before we go, Jason,

is there anything

that you would like to

share with the audience?

Well, I'm cautiously optimistic

that the lab specimens

that I've collected

that after a few

days in the lab,

I might know the origins

of this new plant.

So, please stay tuned and

I'll let everyone know,

as soon as we find

something out.

Captivating stuff.

Botanist Jason Marsh,

we appreciate your time.

We'll see you next time

on 5 News On Your Side.

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(jogger groans)

(jogger grunts) (hand slams)

(jogger groans)

(jogger sighs)

Right.

(jogger grunts)

(jogger sighs)

(door clacks)

(jogger sighs)

(coffee splashes)

(jogger sniffs)

(jogger sighs)

Mm, God.

(jogger blows)

Ow.

(jogger slurps)

(jogger sighs)

(hand slaps)

(toothbrush brushes)

(jogger moans)

(water splashes)

(jogger gargles)

(jogger spits)

(jogger sighs)

You got this.

(jogger sighs)

Oh, God.

(jogger grunts)

(jogger whispers)

Okay.

God. (Sighs)

f*ck it.

(door opens)

(door closes)

(keys clink)

(jogger sighs)

(door closes)

(jogger sighs)

Oh, yeah.

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(space shark clicks)

Someone out there?

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(space plants whistle)

(space plants whistle)

(tendrils whoosh)

(jogger screams)

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(traffic hums)

(traffic hums)

(birds chirp)

[TV Announcer] Three day

weekend super saving sale

at both stores.

(birds chirp)

(knocks on door)

(door chimes)

Oh!

Nora!

Ah.

My prayers were answered.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Oh, dear God.

Thank you.

(door closes)

(door closes)

(Steven sighs)

Okay.

Nobody knows you're here, Steve.

Snap out of it.

(hand slaps)

Snap out of it. (hand slaps)

(hands slap)

(Steven exhales deeply)

You're just paranoid.

Nobody's out to k*ll you.

Nobody's gonna find

out where you are.

You're safe.

(Steven sighs)

(keyboard clacks)

Connect the dots.

JFK.

Sumerian tablets.

9/11.

The Moon landing.

Bermuda Triangle.

Egyptians.

Reptilians.

Space sharks.

Space flowers.

(Steven gasps)

I got it.

(phone rings)

(phone rings)

(agent laughs)

Yeah. Laugh it up.

Okay?

I figured it out.

I figured everything out.

I connected all the dots.

All the little dots?

They've been sorted.

They've been connected.

They've been distributed

to the proper knowledge.

I, I know everything.

Yeah.

You're done.

[Agent] Goodbye, Mr. Kirby.

(heavy knocks on door)

(Steven pants)

[Steven] It can't be.

(heavy knocks on door)

It just can't be.

(traffic hums)

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f*ck you.

(leaves rustle)

(Steven groans)

(wind blows) (birds chirp)

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(bottle thuds)

(leaves rustle)

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Gee willikers. What is that?

(eggs crack) (space

shark screeches)

(bum groans)

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