Blackest Darkness (2024)

[bunniefuu]

[big horn]

Can Mary Fry

some fish, mama?

I'm as hungry as can be.

[semi truck sounds]

Oh, lordy how I wish

mama, you could keep the

baby quiet because

my head's k*lling me.

I seen my ex

last night, mama

at a dance at Miller store.

She was with that

Jackie White mama

I k*lled them both

and they're buried

under Jenkins sycamore

How's the egg Salad Slick?

I don't like egg salad.

Well, Why'd you order it then?

I don't know. It's like, uh,

when you remember

something good,

but you actually forgot

that you never liked

it in the first place,

or something was good,

but it was really bad.

You ever done that?

No.

Long day.

Yeah. The longest,

hamster on a wheel.

The world's a hell.

What does it matter

what happens in it?

Did you write that?

Stole it? You a

lawyer or something?

No. I construct things.

What Kind of things?

Places to live, exist.

Hmm. Married?

It's my wife's birthday.

I gotta go.

Well, that's sweet.

What's stopping you?

I'm on my way.

Home is where the heart is.

Follow the red bird

straight on till morning.

Finished?

I get a break in five.

I'll give you a hand job in

the parking lot for 20 bucks.

[semi trucks running]

This your car.

It's a rental

Mind if I finish?

No, don't smoke. It'll k*ll you.

So will a hole in your head

Who puts a hole

in their own head?

Another nail in the old coffin.

So tell me slick,

what's the skinny?

Out on the town?

I'm going home. It's

my wife's birthday.

Home is where the heart

is. That's the truth.

Oh. I really need to get going.

There's a waitress

coming out here

to gimme a $20 hand job.

Whoa! There's trouble.

Why are you...

Dressed like a clown?

I work at a funeral

home and the owner

thought it would

lighten the mood.

You know, funny.

Well, I really

need to get going.

Miles to burn.

Yeah.

Miles to burn...

Catch you later.

Hand Job's on me slick.

Boop.

And I'm as nervous

as can be mama

[hand job sound]

Let me tell

bout' last night.

This ain't working slick.

I've gotta get going anyway.

I don't want to be late.

Wishing both of us was dead.

You think I'm psycho,

don't you mama?

I just k*lled Johnny's pup.

You think I'm psycho don't you

mamma. You better

let em' lock me up.

[ominous music]

My gift to you is caution

in the way of man.

Beware of Prince Asmodeus

Refuse his colorful gifts.

The white of

religious witness and

The red of w*r.

The black...

of famine.

And the paleness of pestilence.

It's my last gift and

I give it freely.

Beware.

$20 bought my passage

to the eternal

feast, in Gehenna.

You, him?

You, him, you the,

uh, drill man?

Hey, roll down the window.

What are you f*cking Ret*rded?

f*cking...

You him?

You the drill man?

How'd you know?

A little red birdie told me.

He talks to Little Red Birds?

The guy's f*cking with me now.

You coming or what?

Oh, it's my wife's birthday.

Will I be home in time?

Oh I'm sure you will.

Well then I'm going

straight on till morning.

Sorry for getting you

up at short notice,

but, this is a really big score.

I mean, the boss

said we don't even

need a plan for this one.

I mean, you are the man,

right? You are the drill man.

How long you been drilling for?

Piss poor planning yields

piss poor performance.

Ain't that right Drill man?

So ah, don't jinx

something, alright?

I don't believe in jinx.

What do you mean you

don't believe in jinx?

You don't believe in jinx, or

you don't believe that

this case warrants the fact

that it could be jinxed?

Just jinx. It's plural.

What?

Hey drill man. You believe

in Jinx, don't you?

It jinxes, by the way,

I mean your English skills are

f*cking like atrocious. Really.

You're pissing me

off by the way.

Well, f*ck you very

much. We went to

the same junior

High School as*h*le.

And I know how to

f*cking conjugate sh*t.

Oh my God.

[drilling]

[fingers snapping]

There she is. First

National Bank.

We're robbing a bank?

Don't worry drill man.

You are the drill man, right?

Look, ch*nk's got you set

up down there. Alright.

This is why I love small towns.

Tony: The Lassiter 4500

is in the basement.

Now it'll drill through two feet

of solid concrete under

an hour in stealth mode.

We only need you

to go 12 inches.

ch*nk got everything

you asked for.

Time to get to work.

Drill man.

Okay. You're telling me that

the government invented public

schools to keep people poor?

[snap]

No.

What do you mean no?

No. Napoleon invented

public schools.

Politicians just

wanna be reelected.

Get the f*ck outa here.

Napoleon did not

invent public schools.

as*h*le!

Name a better way to control

people than to direct

the flow of information

they have access to,

thereby framing their

thought process.

Okay. Now you're saying

that the government is

inventing public schools

to brainwash kids.

That's what you're saying to me.

Don't they? I mean, you really

think Columbus

discovered America?

There's a f*cking

day named after

him. Of course,

Columbus invented-

Goverment pandering

to Italian Americans.

Amerigo Vespucci

discovered America.

Hey, what do you think?

You think your whole

life's bullshit?

Oh, whatever.

So whatever, whatever.

Whatever, what f*cking whatever.

Come on. What time is?

Time to go.

ch*nk's up there, right

there waiting for you.

You're really stupid. Know that?

Why do you think they

call it America idiot?

Get the f*ck outta

here with you.

[omninous music]

Are you the drill man?

I'm ch*nk. I've got

your stuff over here.

Lassiter 4500, clamps and stand.

The 4500 comes

with stealth mode.

So everything like

what you asked for.

I asked for this?

Some people would k*ll

themselves to get hold of this.

I'll let you get to it.

Should I do it?

Sure. Beautiful.

This is your world and

you're the drill man.

[insect walking]

Roach: Hey slick.

You should understand what

you're doing before you use it.

Safety first.

[office sounds]

Are you sleeping?

Actually, I've been having a

bit of a sleeping problem Bob.

You've been putting

in some serious hours.

The old man ought to be ashamed.

I agree Bob he should.

Gotta get your rest before

you give it to the wife.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah!

[uncomfortable laughter]

Uh, actually, like I said,

I've been having a bit

of trouble sleeping.

Boy, it is hot down here.

Yeah. Yeah. I should turn

the temperature down.

Well catch you later Slick.

What the f*ck, Chuck?

What the f*ck what?

We're on a schedule you know?

X marks the spot.

Yeah! Drill that sweet b*tch.

Let's see what's inside.

[machine grinding]

How's it going?

Bits keep breaking.

Well, you are the

f*cking drill man.

Roach: Decrease the pressure

and increase the velocity Slick.

Are you sure?

Roach: Are you?

Are you or are you

not the drill man?

I'm not sure.

Nice hole.

Come on. We're on a schedule.

ch*nk: Once a year, they collect

the money to go back to the mint

to be replaced by new money.

An armored car drives nonstop

from Philly to Detroit

to Cleveland or wherever.

Supposed to be nonstop. But

the boss knows a guy who knows

a guy who knows.

You know, the guy

who knows, knows

who took care of

the armored car.

You know how? Do you

know? Do you know?

I don't know.

Sugar!

Yeah, sugar. Millions of bucks

and they broke the truck by

putting sugar in the tank.

The concussion

set off the alarm,

but it resets in a

couple of minutes.

You gotta love

these small towns.

[insect sounds]

Let's go.

Hey, thanks.

Roach: Don't mention it.

Seriously. Don't mention it.

They'll think you're

f*cking crazy.

Hard to k*ll a roach.

Roach: They just keep

going and going and going

and going and going...

I love small towns.

Gotta love 'em.

True economic backbone

of our society.

Stop with the bull sh*t. Stop

it. I don't want to hear you.

sh*t. Hey, drill man.

Are you sure you're

not Ret*rded?

It's your choice

to get in this car,

but either way, it's going

where it always goes.

Got it slick?

Men blaspheme in matters

they don't understand.

Beasts. Creatures of

instinct born only

to be caught and

destroyed. And like beasts.

They will perish.

But not by chance.

By choice. Always choice.

Our choice.

My choice.

I hate egg salad.

How was your day?

Long. The longest.

Every day seems so long.

What's for dinner?

Sandwich night, egg salad.

Did you fix the door?

My birthday's tomorrow. I wanna

go to the city. Don't be late.

I won't be late.

I'm not spending my birthday in

this ridiculous

small town again.

I said I won't be late.

The door still needs fixing.

The screws are stripped.

Drill new holes.

I'll get on it.

That's what you said last week.

I've been putting in a lot

of extra hours at work.

They wanna make me partner.

A real man takes

care of his home too.

I am doing my best!

It's not good enough!

[drilling sound]

Fix the door.

I've told you over and over

and over.

[drilling sound gets louder]

[door creaks]

[elevator music]

You remember the job

we did in Poughkeepsie?

Freaking security guard

tries to take us down

with a screwdriver.

What's he going to

do? Screw us to death?

Remember the job in Dayton?

Liverwurst.

Oh man.

Is this um, is this

gonna take long?

My my wife's birthday.

I don't wanna be late.

What can I get you to drink?

Coffee.

Coffee.

You uh, you got any tea?

Just Lipton?

No Earl Gray?

No.

No chamomile?

No.

No spicy Chi?

Just Lipton.

Coffee.

Okay. And you?

You don't recognize me?

No. What can I get you to drink?

I know you.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, where do you know me from?

Truck stop.

What's that supposed to mean?

I never worked no truck stop.

Oh, nothing. Nothing.

Just that we've met.

Well, you're saying an awful

lot for saying nothing.

Oh, I had an egg salad sandwich.

Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I don't know you.

No wait.

You gave me a hand job for $20.

Oh, well now I'm

certain we haven't met.

I would've charged you 40.

Oh, you are a wild man.

This is, this is classic.

I mean, only in a

small town, right?

You gotta love them.

What's the rush Slick?

I don't want my

wife to be angry.

What? You've been messing

up at home. Wild man.

No, I've got a door

that needs fixing

Then fix it.

I haven't had the time.

You got the time

to rob a bank, but

you don't have to

fix a f*ck' door.

I'm gonna use the facilities.

Oh, I'm sure you do.

[knock knock]

We need to go. Boss

needs to see you.

[Cowboy musac]

Sorry 'bout that partner.

In a hurry?

Uhhuh. Yes.

But you haven't finished

your sandwich yet.

Gotta keep up your

strength cow poke.

Do you mind?

That is a good sandwich.

I've got a birthday to go to.

But we haven't been

properly introduced.

I'm Skinny Bill on

account, I got a big c*ck.

Just joshin' you. It's

'cause I'm skinny.

Do you have a name?

Catch you later partner.

See, that's why

small town security

is just some of the worst.

What? The fact that you could

get a hand job from redhead.

Well, I didn't.

Probably a c*ck tease.

Nothing worse than a c*ck

tease. Wouldn't you think?

Yeah. Oh, you sure are sweet.

Oh slick. You must have

been a beautiful baby.

I'm so sorry the

time's been so cruel.

Have you ever satisfied a woman?

Let's get started now.

Come on, let's have

a little talk here.

Irregardless small

town security-

No no. It's just regardless.

Look, I said what I said.

I heard what you said.

Irregardless is a redundancy.

What you need to

say is regardless.

Same thing. You're saying

the same f*ck' thing

over and over.

Tony: Lou, you're really

starting to piss me off, man.

I'm sorry, there's someone's

f*ck' in the back.

Shut up!

I gotta go home.

Lou: Hey, you're coming with us.

The boss wants to

see you, so knock

it off back there.

The two of you.

Shut up!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We got company.

Alright, everybody be cool.

Stop f*ck', we're good. Relax.

Pull the f*ck over. We're fine.

Just stay cool.

[footsteps]

Howdy there partners.

Out for a ride?

Can we help you with

something Officer?

You can call me Skinny

Bill on the count I-

Well, stripe my shirt

and call me a jailbird.

If this ain't a co-winky dink.

What was your name again?

Uh, a officer with due respect.

I mean, we got places

to go, you know?

Yeah? Where's that?

Did we do something

wrong Officer?

Your inspection sticker is out.

You saw that from all

the way back there?

I got real good eyesight.

Must eat a lot of carrots.

You know that there's a myth.

Carrots aren't

actually any better

for your eyesight than any

other fruits or vegetables.

Not to dissuade you from

having a balanced diet,

which should include

fruits and vegetables.

Sorry about the inspection.

One more thing though.

I'm gonna need you to

pop your trunk for me.

I'm just joshin' ya.

We like to greet all

of our visitors in person.

Make them feel

real welcome like.

Well, officer, we

feel real welcome now.

Good. Irregardless though

I'm gonna need you to take

care of that inspection though.

Will do officer.

Catch you later.

Get along now little doggies.

[footsteps]

Irregardless. See

how f*cking stupid

he sounds. Irregardless.

Regardless. Irregardless

doesn't mean anything.

Stop f*cking laughing.

Let's go. God dammit.

[1920's music]

Hey. He's really

happy with your work.

Lou or the boss?

Lou or the boss what?

Is happy with my work.

The boss.

Lou's not happy with my work?

No. I mean, yeah. Lou too.

Lou is too?

Yeah. Lou too.

Okay. Boss will be

out in a minute.

Ah, I'm gonna split before

Mrs. Boss gets here.

Damn ch*nk still?

Yeah, she gives me

a hard on, okay.

You're gonna love her Slick.

Are you the drill man?

Do you do a lot of drilling?

I have recently.

Maybe you could show me.

Show you what?

How to drill.

Well, I don't know much...

but the Lassiter 4500

in stealth mode does the trick.

At least up to 12 inches.

Boys.

I'm absolutely ravenous.

You look so familiar to me.

I should.

I'm desire.

See you later drill man.

You are a wild man.

Okay. Let's eat.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Eat. Shall we.

So my friend, I hear you

are an exceptional skill.

You'll be compensated well.

Thank you.

But the roach deserves

most of the credit.

Of course it does.

They're very hard to k*ll.

That's what he said.

Where did you first

start drilling?

At home?

I Think. I think.

At home.

Lovely. Just lovely.

To be good at something.

It starts at home.

You have to be committed

through flesh and bone.

And then, and then the guy says,

you gave me a hand

job for 20 bucks.

Tony: Small towns.

Lou: I mean, you

gotta love them.

I hope you appreciate

my hospitality.

I do. Very much.

It doesn't look like you're

appreciating it very much.

Egg salad. I'm told

it's your favorite.

It's what you deserve.

Hey, I understand that

you're happy with my work.

And Lou is too.

La Concours.

That means a game.

It means a contest. It's French.

Name three famous princes. Go.

Uh, prince of Wales.

One.

The artist, Prince, the singer.

Two.

Desiree: The Prince of Darkness.

I'm proud of you all,

but I believe it's my

lovely bride for the win.

Metonyms.

That means synonyms.

Go.

Mephistopheles.

Beelzebub.

Bael.

Diablo.

Lucifer.

Satan.

The devil?

Stop.

I believe we have a winner.

Elegant in its

shallow obviousness.

A feast fit for a prince.

I'm really tired.

Yeah, because you've

been really busy.

A wild man.

Perhaps then

entertainment fit for a prince.

[Arabic music]

Now. It's off to bed

early to rise, for K*llers.

k*ll and liars lie.

But don't despair

if you're not there

because K*llers only

lie about k*lling.

Nighty-night.

Sleep tight. What's

inside my mind tonight?

I guess...

Yes?

I don't know.

Oh, but you do. You've seen it.

Farewell all.

I will speak to you

alone, mono-y-mono.

Just before daybreak.

I've got a birthday to go to.

It's a sleepover

at the boss' house.

Don't f*ck this up.

I don't want to be late.

Yeah wild man,

don't f*ck this up.

Hear me. And be eager.

And make your election sure.

Deny the gifts.

The cost is not worth

the season of reward.

If you do this

You'll never fall.

Never.

Boss: It's as if angels

are shedding their wings.

Do you know me?

You're the boss.

Who are you?

What is this place?

This is the third reality.

There's what you know.

What you think,

And the dialectical

unity where the absolute

and relative join together.

The place you fear the most

and yet secretly wish for.

I don't understand

anything you're saying.

I know. Your ignorance

and pain feed the

many who hunger for it.

[office sounds]

Hey slick. What gives?

Uh, the Simpson account.

Strong presentation. Good lines.

Gives the illusional movement.

Yeah. I think so.

Old man wants to make

your partner, huh?

Must be a lot of

pressure. Yeah. Put 'em up

put 'em off.

Bob, Bob, Bob, I just, uh, you

know, just try to do my best.

I try to see what's really here.

Use it.

With this. The GE

building and the condos.

I'd say you've been putting

in some serious hours.

You're a shoe in

for the partnership.

Yeah. Serious hours indeed Bob.

The old man ought to be

ashamed working you so hard.

You know, you have a

pretty little wife at home?

I need to spend

more time with her.

I've seen her hubba-hubba. Yeah.

Anyway. He ought to be ashamed.

Yeah. Ashamed. Yeah.

Women can't live with 'em

and you can't, you know.

You ever wonder what's

inside their head?

Deep inside their

thin little skulls.

Bob I -

It'll be over soon. You'll see.

And you can just do

it all over again.

Over and over and over and over

and over, and over.

Don't you know who I am?

You're a prince.

Yes, my son and my

bride is Desiree.

What do you desire?

What do you really want?

Peace and quiet

just for a moment.

A single moment.

A single moment.

Thy will be done.

[eratic music]

My birthday's tomorrow.

You've been putting

in some serious hours.

The old man should be ashamed.

The door still needs fix. Real

man takes care of his home too.

I'm doing my best.

It isn't good enough!

Fix the door!

I told you over

and over and over!

The Ferryman requires payment.

Women are all

basically the same.

They want what they want

and we should give

them what they want.

That's how we get what

we want. You follow me?

Don't move your head.

And people are stupid.

You don't get smart until

you get about my age.

Then you don't give a

crap. You follow me?

I said don't move your

head. You want to shave?

Yes, please.

Stupid people are stupid.

I know this guy owns a deli

up the street. He gets robbed.

The thief wants the cash in

the drawer. He gives it to him.

But the thief gets

mad. Says, is this it?

Yeah. So he tied him up

and he worked the whole

day behind the counter

putting the money in his

pocket until the cops came.

But that's not the

stupid part. No.

The customers liked him so

much. The owner hired him.

Stupid f*cking people.

So are you married?

Don't move your head.

Give her what she wants.

And don't be stupid.

Do you follow?

Don't move your head!

You gotta know what's inside

that head. Do you understand?

Is your salvation

secure brother?

I don't know. I'm late.

Never too late. For he

who acknowledges the Son

of Man publicly, will

be acknowledged by Him

before the angels. Do not

let eternity be stolen

by the Prince of Darkness.

I know seven different

names for him.

Impressive. I am Parson

Brown, the purveyor

of salvation. For

a small donation

I can assure you, brother,

I can assure your ascension

to the most high place.

No guarantees,

contract devoid where

prohibited. Of course.

Of course.

Or... the great black deep,

where the worm does not die

and the fire casts no light.

You should hang on to that.

I will pray for you brother.

If it is not too late.

The promised land is

only promise to those

who seek His name

and obey His Word.

Diane?

Hiya slick. You made it home.

Where's my wife?

That there's the $64,000

question now, ain't it?

[1950's upbeat music]

Diane.

Where's my dinner?

Oh you.

It's sandwich night.

You know, egg salad.

Oh, I hate egg salad.

And I hate that

darn broken door.

Oh, one of these days,

Diane. One of these days.

One of these days

what? You gonna put a

hole through my head?

[drilling sound]

f*ck your f*cking door.

Did I...?

Afraid so.

Now, how about we

mosey on downtown

and take care of some paperwork?

I don't want to work anymore.

I am up for a partner.

Did you know I'm up

for a partner? But

I don't want it.

Why do I have to be a

partner to be a success?

I'm so tired of you

told what to do.

I have a pretty

little wife at home.

I understand.

But you've gotta pay the

wages for certain sin.

That there's a facts of life.

I've gotta, I've

gotta fix the door.

I've gotta fix that g*dd*mn

door. Or she'll keep asking me.

I just want some

peace and quiet.

You calling me

out there partner.

I am the drill man.

Well then, there's

only one thing to do.

[drill sound]

I am the Ferryman

and you are the fair.

[drilling sound]

[drill cracking bone]

[screaming]

Some men are like

springs without water.

Some are like mist driven

by a storm, mouthing

empty words.

I was deceived. But it is

I who have become sl*ve

to my own deception.

For a man is sl*ve to

whatever has mastered him.

And the blackest of darkness

is reserved for such as these.

[big horn]



Can Mary Fry

some fish? Mama.

I'm as hungry as can be.

Oh, Lordy. How I wish Mama.

You could keep the baby quiet

because my head's k*lling me.

I seen my ex

last night, mama

at a dance at Miller store.

She was with that

Jackie White mama.

I k*lled them

both. And they're

buried under Jenkins sycamore.

Don't you think

I'm psyco mama.

You can pour me a cup

if you think

I'm psycho mama.

Better let 'em lock me up.

Don't hand the

dog to me, mama.

I might squeeze

him too tight

and I'm as nervous

as can be, mama.

But let me tell you

bout' last night.

I woke up in

Johnny's room, mama

standing right by his bed

with my hands near

his throat, mama

wishing both of us was dead.

You think I'm psycho

don't you mama?

I just k*lled Jonny's pup.

You think I'm psycho

don't you mama.

You better let

'em lock me up.

You know the little

girl next door, mama.

I think her name

is Betty Clark.

Oh, don't tell me that

she's dead, Mama. Why?

I just seen her in the park.

She was sitting

on a bench mama

thinking of a game to play.

Seems I was holding

a wrench, mama.

Then my mind walked away.

You think I'm psycho,

don't you, Mama?

Didn't mean to

break your cup.

You think I'm psycho

don't you mama.

Mama, mama.

Why don't you get up? Say

something to me. Mama.

Mama. Why don't you get up?