Soul Mates (2023)

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Holy sh*t.

Who the f*ck are you?

Whoa, whoa, who the f*ck am I?

Who the f*ck are you?

You broke into my house!

I didn't break

into anyone's house!

You kidnapped me!

That is f*cking crazy!

Will you put that lamp down?

Just let me go.

Please, let me go.

I'll just, I'll

forget your face.

Nothing has happened.

Listen to me, I did not do this!

Last f*cking

chance to let me go.

Let me go!

I would if I could.

This isn't me.

I don't even know

how I got here.

The last thing I remember,

I was getting coffee.

Two guys came outta

nowhere and jumped me.

And I woke up here

next to you, I swear.

You didn't do this?

I didn't.

Will you please

put that lamp down?

Okay, okay, I get it.

Okay, I get it.

There's a light

switch over there.

Let me try it and

see if it work.

I'm not gonna hurt you,

I just want to

turn the light on!

Please.

Can I try the door?

Hey!

- Hey!

Hey, open this f*cking door!

Hey, hey, someone please help!

Hey, help, help, help!

Let's try the window.

sh*t.

Oh my God.

There has to be

something in here

to pry open that door, maybe.

Yeah.

I'm Jason, by the way.

Allison.

You have a little blood there.

What?

I was just...

I just started my day

and was making breakfast.

I went on a jog and then

doorbell rang and two dudes,

they just jumped me.

Soul mates.

Can I see that?

Soul Mates.

Where the one is one swipe away.

Is this yours?

No, I don't do online dating.

If they're not

Photoshopping their profile,

they're sending d*ck picks.

Be ready.

One, two, three.

What do we do now?

Maybe go this way?

The card reader.

Maybe this?

Oh, what is that smell?

It's like something

died in here.

What do you think?

Try it.

What the hell is this?

Hello, lonely hearts.

You can call me the matchmaker.

I'd like to officially

welcome you to Soul Mates.

From here, you can

browse videos and photos

uploaded by our members to

find your perfect match.

We like to say

here at Soul Mates,

the one is one swipe away.

Why am I signing up?

I don't know.

Is that you?

Maybe because I only ever date

emotionally unavailable men.

And for once,

I just wanna be with someone

who wants to be with me.

Okay.

Fine,

Hello, I'm Allison

and I'm 26 years old

and I am trying something new.

I am looking for love.

You said you don't

do online dating.

I don't.

You said you had

nothing to do with this.

No, I recorded that when

I was with my roommate.

That was like four years ago.

So you were part of the

Soul Mates thing back then?

No, no, I have never

heard of Soul Mates ever!

That was for Match,

and I canceled it after

dating a couple losers.

I never even posted the

first part of that video.

Come on.

You wanna eat the

same cereal every day?

Yeah, I guess I do.

You know, I'm just so tired

of the games and the bullshit.

I like the of idea settling

down and starting a family.

That was years ago.

f*ck you, man.

How did they get that?

I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know!

That was last week.

Some of these were

taken inside of my house.

I took that on her phone.

She wouldn't let me use mine.

Who was she?

Liana, my fiance.

She didn't want photos

like that on my phone,

but she let me

take them on hers.

How did they get her phone?

Hey, it's me.

This is twisted.

I just wanted to call you.

That's my voice.

That's mine too.

Somebody's definitely

watching us.

Are you tired of being

trapped in the same spot,

unable to move forward,

locked in place forever?

Then don't delay.

Sign up for Soul Mates

before the walls of

loneliness close in on you.

What the f*ck is going on?

I don't know, I don't know!

What do we do?

Touch the screen,

accept the terms!

- I'm trying.

- Hurry up!

Hurry up!

I'm trying, I'm trying!

It's not working!

- Let me try!

It's not working.

We have to join together!

Holy sh*t, it worked.

What did we just agree to?

I guess we go there.

We just almost died.

Yeah, but we didn't.

I don't know what

the f*ck is going on,

but whatever it is, we

have to work together.

I think they've been

following us for years.

Oh my God!

We've gotta shut this thing off.

Do you see anything?

We're gonna help you!

Gotta shut this off.

- Please sit down.

- What?

The monitors, they're

saying please sit down.

That's what you want?

We sit down and watch

you t*rture this guy?

Sit down.

Sit down now, please.

All right, sick

f*ck, I'm sitting.

What's my name?

What?

The tablet, it's

says what's my name?

They want you to ask

me, what's my name?

What is my name, answer!

Allison, your name is Allison.

One out of five.

It's a game.

No, no, no, no.

I'm not doing this.

I'm not, they're just

trying to k*ll this guy!

Just focus on getting

the answers right.

Four more and we save him.

What month was I born?

How am I supposed to know that?

I just met you!

Take a guess.

What if I guess wrong?

We can do this.

We can do this, think Christmas.

How can we follow the rules if

we don't know what they are?

December, he was

born in December!

This is so f*cked up.

Where do I work?

How the hell am I

supposed to know that?

You have to try.

The video, you

work in an office.

I can't believe I got that.

Where do you work?

Oakhurst Investments.

Oakhurst, I have a

deal in escrow there,

a Silicon Beach investment.

We have to hurry.

What kind of car do I drive?

Was it, it was...

It was a Ferrari.

- Yes!

- Okay.

Okay.

Just one more.

We're gonna get you out of this!

Okay!

What's wrong, what does it say?

How many men have I been with?

What, you gotta be kidding me.

I wish I was.

If I don't get this right...

Maybe there's an

easier question.

Pass!

How much money am I worth?

Pass!

You're accredited.

If you're investing with

us, then you are wealthy.

Eight million, eight million!

I just wanna go home.

Me too.

What the f*ck?

That guy, he had no chance.

Look, it was rigged.

They wanted him to die,

so we'd have to keep

playing this game.

And now they wanna k*ll us.

They wanna k*ll us too.

- You don't know that.

I won't let that

happen, I promise.

We're gonna get outta here.

I don't know how, but for now...

We keep going.

Oh, hello, lonely hearts.

You know, it's

tough to only learn

about that special someone

by sliding into their DMs.

Here's your chance to sit down,

talk face to face, and spend

some quality time together.

Go ahead, have a

drink on the house.

It's happy hour.

It's sealed.

I'll drink first.

You watching?

Cheers, you assholes.

I've never seen

someone die before.

And I should feel it more,

but I don't, I'm numb.

You're in shock.

Just try and focus.

I will take the Cab.

Allison.

Allison, is that you?

Grandma?

Grandma?

What...

What do we do?

What are we supposed to do?

Just, leave her alone!

What do we do?

What are we supposed to do?

She's all I've got.

That's my brother.

What the f*ck?

You know, they say that

music is the ear to the soul.

And what better way

for two young lovers

to show their obvious attraction

than through the gift of song?

Sing your hearts out.

It's high stakes karaoke.

Score seven or higher

and save a life.

They want us to sing?

Allison's up first.

This is my favorite song.

That was amazing.

Jason's up.

I don't know this song.

I'm sorry.

Those m*therf*ckers.

Hey, hey.

Please, just don't say anything.

I haven't talked to my

brother in 10 years.

My father and I

had a falling out.

My brother had to choose.

He chose my dad and I

never forgave him for it.

He tried calling me.

He'd come to my

office and my house,

but I just, I just shut him out.

Skipped his...

Skipped his wedding.

Never met my nephew.

Didn't even go to my dad's

funeral when he died.

He tried, he tried

to make amends.

He told me he loved me,

but I just couldn't.

Every year, I promised myself

I was gonna bite the b*llet

and forgive him.

Now I can't.

How's your aim?

Nice.

What are you doing?

Do you hear anything?

No.

Let's try to open it.

Oh no!

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Okay, now,

now, nobody likes a cheater.

Let's see if we still can't make

an honest man and

woman outta ya.

f*ck.

Give me your wrist.

Perfect.

The pivotal moment in any

courtship, the first date.

There's nothing like the

anticipation, the possibilities.

And we want you both to

look your absolute best.

It's time to get ready for

your big night on the town.

We've got your outfits

ready in the next room,

so don't take too long.

Are they seriously

asking us to shower?

I'll go first.

I will.

I just wanna get this over with.

I won't look.

You need to talk

so it's less awkward.

What do you want to talk about?

You said you had a fiance.

Liana.

Yeah, how'd you meet?

You'll laugh.

We met online.

In real life,

it was just really difficult

for me to meet somebody.

Dating was just a sh*t show

and money complicates

everything.

When I met Liana online,

she didn't know what

kind of car I drove,

what I did for a living.

We just vibed.

I hope she's okay.

Me too.

I guess it's your turn.

One second, one second.

What about you?

What about me?

Is there anyone

special in your life?

Other than the reoccurring

nightmare of my boyfriend Mike,

ex-boyfriend Mike, no.

What'd he do?

More like a

difference of opinion.

He thought it was okay to

sleep around and I disagree.

Sorry.

I'm not.

It took me over a

year to get over him.

Still, sometimes I think I am.

I just hate that he knew

how much I trusted people.

Why is that?

Maybe because I'm

a walking cliche.

My dad left when I was nine.

It destroyed my mom.

She bailed.

I went to live with my grandma

and spent way too

much money on therapy

for them to tell me

what I already knew.

Like you only date

emotionally unavailable men?

Sorry, in your video.

Right, it's fine.

I guess we're done.

You look really nice.

Thank you, so do you.

Do you mind?

Chocolates?

I doubt it.

Oh, sh*t.

Same wrist or you

want to switch?

Your choice.

What, are they

gonna poison us now?

I don't know.

Mm, nothing says loving

like something from the oven.

It's a three course

meal just for two.

But lonely hearts, we can only

hold your table for so long.

So make sure to

clean those plates.

Trust me, your server

is counting on it.

I'm sitting, I'm sitting.

Yes, thank you.

I think we have 60 seconds

to eat all of this food.

He did say our server

is counting on it.

Stop the clock!

We did it!

There's no way.

- Please.

We'll try.

Okay.

Okay, we can do this.

Not good?

It's okay.

Keep going.

Let's go.

Wait, wait!

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait!

No!

She's dead.

She's dead?

What are we supposed to do?

How was she supposed to survive?

I gotta get the f*ck outta here.

I'm sick of this

f*cking bullshit.

Oh, hey kids.

You know, it's great to see

you've made such a connection

and that's what Soul

Mates is all about.

But no dinner date is

complete without a movie.

So now for your

viewing pleasure,

here's a little

cinematic masterpiece

we cooked up just for you.

Liana!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Leave her alone!

Jason.

It's time I come clean.

It's time for me to

tell you the truth.

The camera does not lie.

No.

No way.

Like The Matchmaker says,

"Nobody likes a cheater."

I never...

I never loved you.

I never loved you.

No, no, please!

I said what you asked.

Please, no!

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

f*ck!

I hope she tasted

as good as she looked.

You've seen the show.

It was quite a treat,

but now you'd like

something to eat.

So right this way to

the concession stand

serving Castleberry's,

the best in the land.

Yes, sir.

Castleberry's is real

southern barbecue,

choice cuts of meat slowly

cooked over open pits

of smoldering oak coals

for honest to goodness

barbecue flavor.

Just look at that generous

helping of rich, juicy barbecue.

Yum, yum.

For a real taste thrill,

Castleberry's barbecue

will fill the bill.

Hey, lonely hearts.

One piece of advice we

always give our clients

is to focus on the future.

If you keep looking back,

it causes nothing but

pain and heartache.

And when you're in

love, nobody needs that.

It's time for you to

take stock of your past,

all that baggage that dragged

you down and bury it for good.

Why don't they just k*ll us?

You said you wouldn't

let that happen.

How else is this

supposed to end?

We play their game.

They want us to be

together, so be together.

We'll do this together.

And we'll find a

way outta this maze.

And when we do,

we'll find these m*therf*ckers

and we will make sure they pay.

Okay?

Mike, Mike.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

What do they want us to do?

Oh f*ck, oh f*ck.

Spit it out, man!

You gotta try and breathe.

Holy sh*t.

Try to breathe, man.

Just try to breathe.

Oh my God, breathe.

Just breathe, breathe.

Allison.

Don't!

Allison.

Time to move on.

It's like the matchmaker

said, we have to bury the past.

Both of us.

Let's just finish this.

Back where we started.

How the hell do

we get outta here?

Don't forget a good night kiss.

And remember to always be safe.

What?

We don't have a choice.

There is always a choice.

We've never had a choice.

We're back in this room.

It's designed.

It's like dating sites, right?

They bring strangers together.

Well, I'm not doing this.

What do you think is gonna

happen to us if we don't?

This is so f*cked up.

It's okay.

We have to finish this together.

Hey, open the door!

Hey!

- Help!

Allison.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

You're alive.

What's this, what

do we have to do?

Allison, Allison.

We're in my bedroom.

- What?

- This is my house.

We're out.

What?

This is my house.

We're safe, we're out.

Hello, Allison and Jason.

We are so glad the two of you

finally found the true love

you both so desperately needed.

You really are

the perfect match.

Now, as you begin

your journey together,

you might be tempted to

speak to the authorities

about what happened here,

and we welcome you to.

Be grateful for the

gift we've given you.

And trust me when I say

we'll be keeping an eye

on you two lovebirds for

a very, very long time.

I wanna make sure

the house is safe.

We're alone.

Thank you for

getting me through.

Thank you.

That was by far the worst

date I have ever been on.

I've had worse.

Package from your grandma.

Gimme, gimme, gimme.

Oh my gosh, thank you,

thank you, thank you.

What's all this?

Packing.

Our trip's not for two weeks.

Yeah.

That's 14 days.

I like to be prepared.

This is my grandma's vase.

She got this at her wedding

when she was getting married.

It's beautiful.

Right?

God, I can't even get

into the amount of anxiety

she went through

packing the vase.

She probably didn't

sleep for a few days.

Now I know where you get it.

Stop.

Those are fine words, babe.

No seriously, it is a very

thoughtful wedding present.

Right?

It's perfect.

It is.

Mm, trying to get

a little something?

I'm gonna take a shower.

All right.

You coming?

Are you okay?

Yeah.

It's like I'm fine one week

and then the next, it's just...

I know, me too.

Mm, it smells amazing.

Oh my.

How do I look?

What are we making, chef?

Eggplant parm with dairy

free cheese for the vegan.

Yes, did you remember

to get the Cab?

That's it, that's what I forgot.

I forgot the wine.

I can run to the market

if you can watch the oven.

I'll forgive you this time.

I gotta take this,

It'll be quick.

Okay.

Hey, Russo.

Yeah, thanks for

getting back to me.

Yeah, where are we at on that?

sh*t.

You find what you

were looking for?

Yeah, just looking

for my luggage.

What time is dinner

gonna be ready?

It'll be about 30 minutes.

Okay, cool.

I'm gonna go get

that bottle of Cab.

Hey, don't bother.

I found one in the cellar.

Okay, cool.

You kidnapped me!

Listen to me, I did not do this!

This isn't me!

You didn't do this?

I didn't, I swear.

I think we need to talk.

About what?

The gift box, Allison.

I promise it is

not what you think.

You have no idea what I think.

I know it looks bad and I

don't expect you to understand

or forgive me right away.

Just...

I'm gonna take a drive.

Please don't go,

not until I've had

a chance to explain.

Do you remember what I

said to you in the maze

about how it's difficult

for me to meet people?

I found this elite

dating service,

guaranteed 100% success rate,

no more swiping or

awkward coffees.

Soul Mates promised to

find my perfect match.

And they put profile after

profile in front of me

and incredible women, actresses,

models, lawyers,

CEOs, you name it.

But I chose you.

I wanted you, I needed you.

You chose me.

You chose me, you chose me?

Like what, like what?

Like, you own me?

No, it's nothing like that.

Everything they did, everything,

is so that we could be together.

They designed that entire

maze for you, for us.

And please believe me,

there are so many times

I wanted to tell you,

and I know I should have,

but I was just

afraid of losing you.

Shut up!

People died.

They k*lled Liana!

They k*lled your brother!

That wasn't my brother.

What?

I don't know who that was.

It was just some actor.

Whose f*cking

funeral did we go to?

It was all part of the package.

But everything I told you

about my real brother is true.

We really did have a

falling out about my dad

before he died.

See, that's what

Soul Mates does.

They take real

pieces of your life

to create your ideal profile.

Oh my God.

Don't.

Do not follow me!

Allison.

Allison, no one died.

It was all fake.

All of it.

What the f*ck are

you talking about?

The meat grinder guy...

It was just an elaborate

slight of hand.

Fake blood and guts were

fed in from the back.

The guy who played my brother,

they filmed him like

two weeks before.

Great cut.

Still rolling.

It was all an act.

- Lights off.

- A show.

You're lying.

I'm not.

The server that you

thought we k*lled?

I'm the one that checked

her pulse, remember?

Liana?

She was just an actor.

Yes, she is!

But I really was engaged

to a woman named Liana

and she really did cheat on me.

Why would-

- Just like Mike did to you.

Mike is real.

We buried him.

I f*cking buried him.

Yes, we buried him

right next to a really good

prosthetic dummy of Liana.

He's alive then, he's alive now.

Why would he do that?

Well, you'd be surprised

what someone will

do for 300 grand.

Skipped town a

couple days later.

I think he's in Florida.

And you know what, you're right.

He's a total as*h*le.

I don't know what to believe.

It was horrible what they

made us do, but it worked.

I felt so much, and

I know you did too.

I understand how we met

was a little unorthodox.

Just a little unorthodox,

that's all you have to say?

You used my life.

You used me.

You made me fall

in love with you.

Do you remember the

first time we made love?

It was perfect.

Alison.

I appreciate you.

I understand you.

I love you.

If you love me...

If you really f*cking love me,

then you let me walk

out of the door.

You know I can't

let you do that.

You're a f*cking nut-job.

That's no way to

talk to your soulmate.

Stay away from me.

We both know you're

not gonna throw that.

You are never leaving

this house ever.

You're never gonna

get away with this.

I am not worried

about the police.

With Soul Mates,

you get introduced to the

most interesting people.

I could, I don't

know, k*ll somebody.

These friends of mine will

come clean up the whole mess,

and not just the body.

They will send a suicide

email to friends and family.

It's just like you're forgotten.

I really hope we can

figure things out, Allison,

because if we can't, you were

just a really expensive f*ck.

There's nowhere

to hide, Allison.

Hello, Allison.