01x02 - Doorway to Destruction

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Doorway to Destruction, part 2 Ah Annihilus invaded my world, hurt my best friend.

It's smashing time! Gonna be okay, Rick.

The mighty Hulk runs in fear as the barrier between our worlds crumbles.

Soon, Earth will be pulled into the negative zone, and I, Annihilus, will rule all.

Hulk, I feel kind of funny.

Hold still.

Almost home.

Rick! No! Rick! Rick! Yeah! Rick? Whoo-hoo-hoo! What happened? The gamma blast, it turned me into a blue Hulk.

My best friend.

What have I done? Huh.

Oh-h*-h*-h*-h*! I could get used to this.

Rick doesn't know what he's in for.

Being a monster, especially a Hulk, is no picnic.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Check me out! I'm a bouncing b*mb of awesome! I'm an awesome b*mb! I don't think you're taking this seriously, Rick.

Oh, you're right.

Rick isn't a serious name for me now.

Let's see.

I'm definitely not gonna go with Hulk, Jr.

That'd be too weird.

Oh, maybe the Blue Hulk.

That's too obvious.

Um, Bucky? That's been done.

Any suggestions, big green? - Sit down.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey! I know.

A-b*mb.

Oh, great.

Another portal to the negative zone.

Looks like bug-face is coming back.

So now that he's all hulkified, the A-b*mb will help you blow away Annihilus.

No, you won't.

How do we know you won't change back to human in the middle of a fight? - I'm willing to take that chance.

- I'm not.

Hulk or no, you're still a rookie.

And you're lucky you survived the first time.

Okay, fine.

So you'll just shut me out and go it alone.

No.

I still need a ride into the negative zone.

Dude, seriously? Who are you gonna call in who's as awesome as me? The best pilot I know.

Mayday! Mayday! Pilot eject is frozen.

I'm riding this sucker all the way down.

And cut! Print.

Check the gate.

Oh, and put her out.

You know what? I got this.

You're the best, Jen.

- Really? - Of course.

You're a walking green screen.

I can erase you no problem and pop in our star.

Hooray for Hollywood.

Honestly, this is not the life I imagined for myself.

A walking, talking crash test dummy.

But when you're a 6'5" indestructible green-skinned woman, your career options are limited.

Hey, big guy.

What brings you to the set? - Hi! - And what is that? - What's up, Jen? - Rick Jones? Now, this is real show business.

Hey.

Check it out.

Awesome! Sweet dreams, princess.

The muscles will be here when you wake up.

So, you come to be in the movies? There's trouble, Hulk-sized.

- Need a pilot.

You in? - Only if I can drive.

Yo, blue boy.

Move it.

Dude, I need your She-Hulk footage for my show.

Have your peeps call mine.

All right.

Check you later.

Oh, who says that? Bruce never asks anyone for help.

So for him to call me in means this is big.

I just have one nagging question.

What kind of lunkhead builds a ship with only one bathroom? Blame Red, if we ever get him back.

Hurry up, Jen.

The A-b*mb's gotta go! All yours, kid awesome.

Thought we were leaving the newb behind.

I tried.

He kept ripping holes in the ship and stowing away.

Well, he better keep quiet, or I'm blasting him out the airlock.

What did you have for lunch? Oh, my eyes are watering! - What's our plan here? - Smash into the negative zone, get Red, slam the doorway for good.

- Well, where do I sit? - Pop a squat, junior.

Aw! Are we there yet? This is just like those road trips our folks dragged us on when we were kids.

Oh, don't remind me.

Are we there yet? There.

- You want me to fly into that.

- All g*ns blasting.

This is way more fun than the movies.

Oh, wicked g*ns.

When's my turn? How about never? Knock, knock, Annihilus.

Destroy the ship now.

Oh, great.

More bugs.

Millions of them.

- Lock and load, Jen.

- My pleasure.

I got a stinger too, bug breath.

More bogeys, incoming.

- Is that Red? - And Skaar's with him.

Keep sh**ting.

Don't let anything through.

What about me? I can help you.

It'd be a bigger help if you'd stay outta my way.

Surprise.

Hey, ugly.

Those maniacs are gonna tear the ship apart.

First you were an enemy, then a friend, and now an enemy again? Make up your mind! I'm warning you.

Don't.

Smile for your close-up.

We got more incoming, - so get on the g*ns already.

- Finally.

Danger.

Reactor core breach.

- That's not good.

- Don't worry.

I'm sure Hulk's on it.

This is the end of you, Hulk.

Reactor containment, 62%.

Loss of power imminent.

- We're losing power.

- I know.

I know.

Reactor core breach.

Reactor core breach.

The last thing we need are those knuckleheads wrecking the ship.

- I'm on it.

- There go our shields.

Don't care who you are.

You stick my head in a power core, I'll get angry.

And you won't like me when I'm angry.

Check out my flyswatter.

Warning.

Warning.

Warning.

That explains it.

Fire in reactor section 4.

A-Bombs away! Told you I could help.

You're so glad I tagged along.

They're mind controlled.

Snap the chips off their necks.

Hulk, behind you! I got you.

Where blue man? I'm right here, but I'm invisible! Call me the Camouflage Kid.

- You got a new power, huh? - Yeah.

Awesome.

Thought you were back to normal.

- I am.

- Then why'd you slug me? - Because that stung, and it was fun.

- You're right.

Annihilus took Skaar prisoner.

Made Skaar steal and fight.

Wanna get even? Stick with us.

Besides, where else can you go? - Are we cool? - Cool.

Earth-tech.

You saying someone on our side wants to help Annihilus? Could be.

- What the Sam hill? - That kaboom was the reactor.

We're ditching the main cabin.

Get to the mini-jets.

You heard the lady.

Hustle.

- You ever fly before? - Uh It's cool.

Me neither.

So you came all this way for little old me? I'm touched, greenie.

Shut your yap and open your eyes.

Annihilus and his g*ons will try to cut us off.

Ah.

Good to be back in the gunner seat.

Time to feed these bugs a little shock and awe.

Jump jet disengaged.

Mini-fighters deployed.

Delta formation is go.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Look out! Skaar, stop fighting the controls.

Your ship is on autopilot.

All you have to do is aim your g*ns and sh**t.

Not at me, dum-dum.

Hey, greenie, new kid's got your looks and your smarts.

Greenie? Where's he going? Oh, I get it.

He's sending us packing while he goes back and plays hero.

No.

Don't you see? He's sending us away to protect us.

Only way this works, we gotta smash Annihilus.

I nominate me.

Hulk.

Alone.

Perfect.

Probably won't make it out in time, but someone has to save Earth.

Better me trapped here than them.

At least I'll take the big bug down with me.

Oh, no, monster.

You don't invade my universe and escape unscathed.

Control's out.

Switching to manual.

There goes my ride home.

A final offer, Hulk.

Become my servant, and I'll spare your miserable life.

Hulk not servant! Hulk am Hulk! Let yourself go.

Lose yourself in ignorant savagery.

Let your soon-to-be-extinguished world see your final defeat as a howling, mindless monster.

Idiot.

You'll destroy yourself.

Not even you can withstand the full power of the cosmic control rod.

I can't contain it! If it should rupture My power.

It's draining my power! Fooled ya.

Hulk am smart.

Smarter than you, Annihilus.

Hulk, you've gained nothing.

As long as the portal remains open, my legions will swarm into your universe.

World after world will fall to my hordes.

Even in defeat, I win.

Is that so? Well, I got a way to make sure it stays closed forever.

What? No! Uh-oh.

The rift is collapsing.

Let's move! We can't leave without Hulk.

You heard his orders.

It's what he wants.

No.

Rick's right.

We are not leaving without him.

Hulk is a brother to me.

I'm not leaving him behind.

She-Hulks reengage.

Hulk? Hulk! Wake up, sleepyhead.

Bugs got blasted.

Let's go.

- You came back for me.

- Obviously.

Let's go.

Thanks, guys.

Hmm, maybe Rick's crazy webcasts can show the world we're not monsters.

We're a family.

Mmm! Jen, your barbecue is awesome! - Wanna do a cooking segment on my webisodes? - Meat.

You mean this time I can be on camera? I'm in.

I told you this was a great idea.

What about you, Skaar? You in? Stay with us.

You'll have a place to be.

With people like yourself.

Red? Web series? I'm movie star material.

Still, I guess it wouldn't hurt to raise my public profile.

When I was a General, people used to respect me and fear me.

Now they just fear me.

This is the only place I have left to go.

Aah, besides, in a few weeks, I'll be running this unit.

Okay.

You talked me into it for now.

So what do we call this gamma family? Oh, I got it! And what does S.

M.

A.

S.

H.

stand for? I don't know.

Whatever we want.

No one's gonna argue with us.

You know why? Because we are awesome! If a guy like me can make a place for us all to fit in, that's good, I guess.

Do they suspect that it was I supplying Annihilus with Earth technology? - No.

- Good.

I don't want to show my hand just yet.

Go back and learn all you can about Hulk and his allies.

Befriend them and gain their trust.

But they have taken me in, been kind to me.

Remember, Skaar, only I hold the secrets to your origin.

Betray me, and you will never know who you are or where you come from.

Return to them now with no memory of this encounter.

So commands the leader.

Most families stick together through thick and thin.

But this one might be torn apart faster than we think.

Hulk out.