01x07 - Super Skrull

[bunniefuu]

Okay, okay. Hold it a second.

In case you missed the story

called Incursión Of The Skrulls

they're evil aliens

who seek to conquer our planet.

Would you back it up, please?

Because there may be some

viewers who don't speak Skrull

everything will be translated

for you into English

by the Mighty Marvel

Translingual Interpreter.

Revolting.

I, Amok-Krall,

Emperor of the Skrull

tricked by that despicable,

elastic-bodied Earth lout

Mr. Fantastic.

But he fooled us all, Your Highness

by showing us those fake movie

scenes we thought were real.

Seeing monsters such as these

you decided our invasión

would be doomed

even with the Fantastic Four

out of the way.

How could I know that Mr. Fantastic

had assumed the identity of Kok Nal

my own agent

who'd previously assumed the guise

of Mr. Fantastic to discredit him?

I would not even know

I'd been hoodwinked

if you had not intercepted

this Garbage

from some

loathsome Earth entity

known as "cable televisión".

But I shall be avenged.

And I shall succeed in

conquering the Earth

because I have created

the ultimate weapon.

I give you Super Skrull.

Magnificent.

But will he be powerful,

cunning and resourceful enough

to defeat the Fantastic Four?

Show her.

These klaxon-beam fighters

have orders to defeat Super Skrull

starting now.

Flame on!

The flame of

Mr. Fantastic's youthful friend

The Human Torch,

will be no match for my champion.

His flames are hotter than

the laser lava of Mount Kling-Skreel-Ah.

Collisión course! Avert!

Now,

bring on the cannibal android robots.

And his strength makes that crude Thing

look as weak as a Ploverian toad-flea.

He is monumental,

Your Excellency.

Yes.

I have graded his training report

A for Annihilation.

And this will be

his graduation examination.

The noxious slime slug

of Tyrruvial.

His acid secretions

can dissolve chromo-steel.

We must flee. Oh.

What is the meaning

of this outrage?

Be proud, Commander. You are

a part of history in the making.

Super Skrull can outdo

the Invisible Woman as well.

And he also has a keen flair

for the theatrical.

Are you all right, Commander?

One of my more

interesting rides.

And Super Skrull

has one other special ability.

I do, Your Highness, but in accordance

with your instructions

I shall not reveal its nature

until called upon to utilize it.

Well spoken, warrior.

Now, leave for Earth

immediately.

And rain destruction upon all

who would block my conquest.

I hear.

And obey.

No, no, you can't weasel

out of this one, Dr. Richards.

You are responsible

for damages to my building.

And this court order

says you'll pay to fix them

or go directly to jail.

But Miss Forbes,

that's unreasonable.

The building was damaged when we

were saving Earth from Galactus.

Balderdash and poppycock!

I have no time for fairy-tales.

And extinguish your foot

before I call the fire marshal.

- Do it.

- Oh, Reed.

Now.

I'm sorry for you,

Mrs. Richards.

I think you may actually be a

normal person down deep inside.

But you owe me $150,000

to repair this building.

And if I don't have it

by Friday

you can sleep in the subway.

Come along, Foo Foo, darling.

Lighten up, guys,

Ben's got it worked out.

Since when is Ben a monetary expert?

His idea of investing is spending his

entire allowance on Wayne Newton CDs.

Well, he got it right this time.

He said this is our ticket

to financial independence.

Huh. High Visibility Productions.

Manny Friendly, Producer.

Ben sold our rights to MTV.

We're gonna be rock stars.

All right, Benny, man, ready

to rehearse your big number?

You got it, Manny, baby.

Cool.

Silence on my set! I'm Manny Friendly!

Producer, director, everything.

A hairdresser, a decorator.

I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Put a sock in it, White Bread.

- What was that?

- This is unprofessional.

- I wanna see my agent.

- You don't have one.

Then get me one, ya dipstick.

- Look.

- Good grief!

A spaceship!

- I have to get a better look.

- Come back.

Nobody leaves a Friendly set

till I say so.

This is incredible.

A huge Skrull spaceship

landing in the middle

of Times Square.

I think we're in

for the fight of our lives.

Citizens of Planet Earth,

I am Super Skrull

emissary of the Imperial

Skrull Expedition Forces.

I have been appointed

by Emperor Amok

to be your new leader.

Here are your orders.

The yutz expects

New Yorkers to take orders!

He's out of his gourd.

You have 24 Earth hours

to surrender all military

personnel and weaponry to me.

That does it. It's time to give

him the old five-finger facial.

No, Ben. There's a crowd

and Super Skrull

is undoubtedly dangerous.

You will obey

or I shall destroy your city.

Remember

24 hours.

The Skrulls wouldn't have sent a single

warrior down to conquer this planet

unless he had some extremely

powerful capabilities.

We've gotta see

where he's going.

Better move it,

'cause we're gonna lose the bum.

Stop! My rehearsal!

You signed a contract.

Yeah, but so did

Roseanne Barr.

Stay well back.

We don't want him to know

we're on his tail.

The fools are

following you, Super Skrull.

Just as the Emperor planned.

Naturally.

What Earth beings lack in intelligence

they make up for in stupidity.

Now I shall let them fight,

on the ground of my choosing.

He's headed into the marsh.

He must've spotted us, darling.

Secure for individual

reconnaissance.

Flame on.

See you downstairs.

Johnny, be careful.

Yeah, and eat your vegetables

and don't talk

to strange Skrulls.

Disengage.

This could be a trap.

Reed, is my fireproof

collar mic working?

Perfectly.

I read you loud and clear.

Me, too, hothead. Keep yapping.

It's tough to make out

but I think I see Super Skrull's

ship ahead in a fog bank.

Wait for us. We don't know

how powerful he is.

I guess I better find out then,

right?

Johnny!

The young one shall be the first

to feel my might.

Look no further, Earthling.

Here I am!

I'm comin' for you,

you creature-feature reject.

- You drained my flames from me.

- How observant of you.

Johnny. He's been hurt.

He expects you

to rush to Johnny.

Wait till I distract him,

then do it.

Here comes Mr. Fantastic

himself.

Right on cue.

Soon it will be two down,

two to go.

Game is up, Super Skrull.

Surrender while you can

still Breathe.

Squeeze or be squeezed, eh,

Mr. Fantastic?

Unluckily for you,

this Skrull squeezes back.

Johnny, speak to me!

Sis, Super Skrull outflamed me.

And he's matching Reed

stretch for stretch.

What unbelievable strength

and elasticity.

His powers may be superior

to mine.

But not greater

than the four of us together.

Now that you have been defeated,

I

We're not through, Snake Eyes,

we're just warmin' up.

You're about to get even warmer.

You won't harm them while

I'm here. Now it's my turn.

Not there. I'm over here.

Yah!

- He's got Sue's power too.

- And more!

With you beaten

I shall Huh?

Yo, Lizard Lips!

It's clobberin' time.

Reed,

he's more powerful than Ben.

Fantastic. This action will make

my Thing video go platinum.

Now it's my turn, pally.

- Ben's winning.

- Go, Ben, go.

What?

That orange-skinned compost heap

is demolishing my champion.

Let's get this footage

back to the film lab now.

Ah, the tide has turned,

Excellency.

You get the license number

of that truck?

You have served your purpose.

Now go and tell your people

that it is useless to resist me.

Nothing can defeat Super Skrull!

After a hurried consultation

the President of the U.S.A.

and the United Nations

launched an all-out strike

on Super Skrull

at his landing

site in the New Jersey marsh.

But the failure

of this operation

and unexpected lack of response

from the Fantastic Four

left worid leaders

with only one option:

to meet Super Skrull's demands

until another course of action

can be determined.

The march of c*ptive military personnel

and their weapons has already begun

with less than one hour

remaining until the deadline

imposed by this strange

alien invader.

Great. Super Skrull's

getting away with m*rder

'cause nobody can take him.

And the Fantastic Four's

sittin' here

like the Four Feeble Fussy Guys.

Hmm.

We don't need "Hmming",

Big Brain

we need big-time clobberin'.

Reed knows that. If there's a

way out of this, he'll find it.

- You will, won't you, darling?

- I've got to.

But two things puzzle me.

First, if Super Skrull

can duplicate, even surpass

each of our abilities

why didn't he destroy us

when he had the chance?

And why was Ben able to whip

Super Skrull

when Manny Friendly flew by

but unable to continue doing so

when Friendly left?

It's Friendly time! You still got

a video to deliver, Benny, baby

so you don't come to me,

I come to you.

Super Skrull is about to destroy

civilization.

How can you even think about

a stupid music video?

Hey, stupid music is my life.

Sing it, Benny. Come on, man.

It's arresting time.

They refuse to pay

for the damages they did

so book 'em, Danno.

Oh! What on earth

was that hideous screech?

Feedback, lady, when you just

walked between my artiste

and this sensitive microphone

you screwed up the flow

of melodic energy.

- What did you say?

- She messed up the music.

I'll give you music,

you horrible, hairy hippie.

And you're next,

you tone-deaf nincompoop.

Ah-ha! Now I know

how to defeat Super Skrull.

To the laboratory, quickly.

Hey, what about my future

in the show biz?

Oh, well. When he comes to, tell him

I'm available for feature films.

If I like the director.

They're escaping, you dolts.

Foo Foo, k*ll, darling, k*ll.

Just as Miss Forbes interrupted

the flow of sound

when she came between

Ben and Manny's microphone

Manny's helicopter interrupted

the flow of alien energy

which was making Super Skrull

invincible.

Enormous energy, beaming down

to him from Planet Skrull.

So that's why

we couldn't take him.

He had a whole planet's

power source backing him up.

Exactly.

Oh, that's a brilliant analysis,

darling.

Yeah. But what good does it do?

It enabled me to build

this jammer device.

Once it's been placed

on Super Skrull's head

it may interrupt the flow

of energy from his planet.

Great. You ain't sure

that doohickey works

and all we gotta do is get him

to wear it for a hat?

Well, it's the only chance

we have.

Do we go for it, or not?

Yes. They will make excellent

sl*ves at the Murakium mines.

Proceed, Super Skrull.

Wh?

Yo, Jolly Green Goofball.

We didn't want you

to get lonesome.

We challenge you

to a final confrontation.

On Crater Island.

If you dare.

You have just signed

your death warrant.

- I don't like this, Majesty.

- Nonsense.

The generator which allows Super Skrull

to tap into the full power of this

planet is functioning brilliantly.

Nothing can possibly go wrong.

Hey, Turkey Neck, over here.

Ah-ha!

It's over, boy.

- Now, Sue.

- Super Skrull

use your final power.

Now.

Gotta Let Go.

He has hypnotic powers.

Sue, remember how we threw it

at the beach.

One Frisbee coming up.

They've blocked the energy flow.

It's it's backfiring.

Hurry, his disorientation

won't last long.

Once Johnny fuses molten

rock over the crater mouth

no Skrull planet energy rays

will be able to penetrate.

And so, the menace

of Super Skrull is ended.

Yo, what time is it?

It's clobberin' time

Yo, what time is it?

It's clobberin' time

- Yo, what time is it?

- Don't watch, Precious.

Don't you dare.

It will rot your brain.

It's clobberin' time

Fightin' crud

takes all of my time

I'm so pretty

with a funky rhyme

Yo, what time is it?

It's clobberin' time

Yo, what time is it?

It's clobberin' time

Yo, what time is it?

It's clobberin' time

Yo, what time is it?

It's clobberin' time

Gettin' down all over town

Can't go wrong

with a funky rap song

Got pretty blue eyes,

but I'm twice your size

No stupid creep

had better get wise

Yo, what time is it?

It's clobberin' time