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03x04 - Attack of the Arachnoid

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends". Aired: September 12, 1981 – November 5, 1983.*
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Follows Peter Parker (Spider-Man), Bobby Drake (Iceman), and Angelica Jones (Firestar) who are college students at Empire State University.

03x04 - Attack of the Arachnoid

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Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends!

Iceman and Firastar:

Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends!

You OK, Spidey?

I'm fine,

but, unfortunately, so is he.

The Scorpion.

Gotta shop him

before he gets awaywih the Z99.

(fir?

That turns normel people

into dangerous supercriminals.

You canfi: stop me, webs-linger.

I've made a few improvements

on my costume.

It's spring for us,

but for you ifs fall.

Hang on, fresh!-

Talk about a chilling experience.

Come on. He's getting away.

L'l:'ll take more than a oouplo

of puny costumed kids to sl:op mo.

OK, how about three

puny costumed kids?

Firestar, don't: hit the canister.

Taste the Scorpiofls sting.

L'f this thing hits tho ground,

New York's gonna go crazy.

You OK? I saw some of the gas escape.

No problem. Tho air filters

in my mask took oaro of I't.

Well, I't looks like the Scorpion

won't bug us any more.

Ltazammm

fizawlfizah,

or how he and Firester

will soon be battling Spidey himself.

We're gonna go catch

that new sci-fi movie, Space Samurai.

Wanna come along, Peter?

No, I'd better hit the books.

You sure know how to have fun, pal.

Ms Lion will keep you company.

Man.

I must study mreryming

about him, Monica,

for soon I shall be Spider-Man.

I got this footage tonight, Zoltan.

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You don't: know that Spider-Man got

his powers from the bite of a spider.

It's the only way

I't could have happened,

and my spider serum should duplicate

his powers in mrery detail.

But what if I't doesn't remain stable

in your bloodstream?

What 'Ii 'It continues to change you?

It's worth the risk. I need money

to continue my research.

With Spider-Man's powers,

I can commit any crime,

Spider-Man {Him

u don't.

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Let's see. X prime equals the cosine

Now to begin

Spider-Man's life of crime.

Look, FEE Spider-Man

I'm collecting for

your neighbourhood Spider-Man fund.

I canfi: believe I't.

Spider-Man's a crook?

L'l: went perfectly.

My speed, my agility, my strength,

all just like Spider-Man's,

and the web shooters I designed

are the equal of his.

I must continue. The night is young.

I don't: know. I thought I't was flawed.

Around the comer. Quick.

Doyouseewhaflsee?

I see I't. I just don't: believe I't.

Stop him!

Spider-Man's robbed the hotel safe.

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Come on.

Let's get to the botbom of this.

Iceman!

How easy this is.

The webslingefs a fool to fight crime.

I feel a tingling.

I'l: must be my spider sense.

Hey, Spidey, whafs in the bag?

Trouble for both of you.

Time for a wrap session, Firestar.

Spidey, what are you doing?

You'd better have

a strong explanation for that.

Strong?

Hows this for strong, Iceman?

What's got into him?

I don't: know,

but I'm doing to find out.

Wake up, pal. You've got

some heavy explaining to do.

It's hue. Spider-Men hes changed

from a supemem to a super-criminal.

Look at these films.

I'l: worked like a charm.

They're blaming Spider-Man,

just as I planned.

Emma-a

It's nothing. Just a headache.

Maybe ifs a side effect

of the serum. I told you.

I said ifs nothing.

I'm going out on another job.

I'm going M111 you.

Be my guest,“ you can keep up.

You think I robbed that bank?

Thought my

- So did we.

- I studied until I fell asleep.

Someone must be impersonating me.

Maybe, but if so, he has

exacfly the same powers as you.

Then we'd better find him. Come on.

We're getting nowhere. Let's split up.

"WEEK?

Dizzy. Can't stand.

My spider sense is tingling,

but il.'s different.

What's wrong? Dizzy.

My spider sense, ifs going crazy.

Spider-Man. Of course.

Zoltan, Spider-Man is nearby.

Your spider sense and his

are jamming each other.

Look. [RE Spider-Man

Bobby. Angelica. Down here!

Spideg/'s found something. Come on.

Can't let him get away.

I feel better, and just in time.

Here comes company.

Spidey happening?

Uh-uh, pal.

We don't: get fooled again.

A hot cage for a hothead.

Got to follow racer.

You're not going anywhere.

You're under arrest.

I tell you, I't wasnfi: me.

I blacked out.

Warm

Save I't, pal.

You called us by our real names.

An imp-ostor wouldn't know

our secret identifies.

I blacked out.

I den'l: remember what happened.

Adamantium cuffs ought to hold you.

You have the fight to remain silent,

and to the presence of an attorney.

Please. You've gotta belimre me.

I'm innocent!

Jamesofls having

a ma day with Ms.

I don't: get I't. He's our friend.

How could he suddenly change?

There has to be an explanation.

Mus-mfg.

Remember the Z99 gas

the scorpion stole?

L'f Spidey hadn'l: oorkod I't in time,

New York would be full of lunatios.

But he didn'l: cork I't in time.

Not quite.

Right. You think the gas might have

It's worth checking into. Let's go.

The fool. He let himself be caught.

I don't: understand, Zoltan.

I canfi: commil: crimes as Spider-Man

if Spider-Man's in jail.

They'll know I't wasnfi: him.

Emma-a

[my head

Pain

Take this, Zoltan.

The antidote for the spider serum.

Tamra

imam.

No. I won't give up this power.

This arraignment cannot proceed until

you toll the oourl: your real name.

I'm sorry. I can't.

You leave me no choice.

Remove his mask.

Mm.

Stop that spider.

I mean, stop that man.

Oh, brother. What am I gonna do now?

- Stop.

- Matt Murdock.

Boy, am I glad to see

my friendly neighbourhood lawyer.

I can only delay matters

for so long, Spider-Man.

Sooner or later, they're going

to loam your real identity.

They can't. I can't explain why,

but they can't.

Someday, Spidey may learn

that his blind lawyer; Matt Murdcack,

is really ihe famous superhero,

Daredevil.

Believe me, I understand.

I'll do what I can.

But in the meantime,

you'll have to go to jail.

Jail. it's bad enough for a criminal,

but how about a superhero?

New I'll get e=ven

M111 the wall crawler.

My cell's force field may be

strong enough to keep me in,

but this wall canfi: keep me

from getting to Spider-Man,

as soon as the guard shift changes.

When I blacked out or was asleep,

I might have committed these crimes?

- It's a possibility.

- Maybe.

But I threw my spider racer

at an imp-ostor in a Spidey costume.

(QM-EM!

Mmm

amps-nu;

WEEK?

What if the Z99

did turn me into a criminal?

That's the least of your worries,

Spider-Man.

I forgot.

The guards took my web sh**ter.

We'll see who's stronger.

A spider or a scorpion?

We know who's smarter, anyway.

No place to run, webhead.

OK, then I'll sfick around.

Now lefs see how a spider

likes a soorpiofls sting.

Thanks, Scorpion.

I'l: was getting crowded in hero.

Let's get some fresh air, webs-linger.

Sound tho alarm. Spider-Man

and tho Scorpion have escaped!

According to Peter's sensor,

the spider fiacefs in that loft.

Let's check I't out.

We ouve him that much.

Bobby

Jaekpot.

You're not going out again, are you?

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ENE-WWW Spider-Ma .,

I canfi: be stopped, anyway.

Man.

I'd listen to the lady, pal.

No. I'm invincible.

We're ready for you this time, Zoltan.

You're not being a polite host.

Time for a fireside chat, Zeltan.

No!

Help him. He's mutating. Changing.

You may be ready

for Zoltan Amadeus, Firestar,

but are you ready for the Arachnoid?

Come on.

And I thought Spidey was ugly.

NEE

The power I had was nothing

compared to this.

Let them try to stop me now.

Let them in] to shop the Naehmid!

His aim's improving.

Up against the wall, Scorpion.

Alright, Spider-Man,

the gloves are off.

Can't get my breath.

Don't: worry, webhead.

You won't be needing I't.

Hold I't, Scorpion,

unless you want to be paralysed

by this Taser ray.

Not a chancel I'm out of this dump.

And I'm going to stay out.

Whatever happened

to the good old days

when the bad guys went to jail,

and that was ihat?

Do you mind?

This is a private argument.

Better high-tail I't out of here.

Give up, Spider-Man.

Sorry. 9l-IY5-

I know you're just doing your job,

but so am I.

And my job is to stop the Scorpion.

Do I miss my trusty web shooters.

I eanfi: see. Where did he go?

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

I see you. Well, I't was worth a try.

It's you.

Please, you must help Zeltan.

I think we're the ones

who are gonna need help.

Um.

I begged him to take the antidote

before I't was to-o late,

but he wanted Spider-Men

to be blamed for his crimes.

So RWasnWMQZQQ gas.

Wefire got to stop the Arachnoid,

but how?

This will cure him,

if you can get close enough to him.

Mike.

You get Matt Murdock,

and tell him Spideg/'s not guilty.

Roger!

I feel like Robinson Crusoe

looking for Friday on Saturday night.

Now for some light sabotage.

This power failure

should keep them busy for a while.

No idea where the Scorpion is,

so I'll just let

my spider sense be my guide.

Blast! Forgot again. No webbing.

You haven't got a chance, Spider-Man.

Mu.

I don't: know about that,

but you sure are louder.

Come on, tail brain,

take your best shot.

You asked for I't, webs-linger.

Even you're not tough enough

to take power feedback like that.

When you wake up,

you'll be back in a cell.

A stronger cell, I hope.

Come on, Spider-Man.

You're going back to your cell.

No, he's not.

This court order says he's going free.

Boy, am I glad to have

my web shooters back.

You're gonna need them

against the Arachneid.

This is a heck of a time

to work on a hobby kit, Spidey.

Very funny.

I'll need this signal jammer

to keep the Arachneid

from zapping my spider sense.

I canfi: believe I've losl: hack

of a spider the size of a garage.

TIM-mm

Either that's his trail

or someone tried to land a 747 here.

Looks like he's gone underground.

Come out, wherever you are.

Now, Firestar, I will teach you

to make light of me.

Sorry, Arachnoid. I already know how.

The light. I canfi: see!

This ought to stop

these eight roving feet of yours.

It's not that easy, Firestar.

I canfi: fly.

And you cam escape.

soon

Spider-Men? But my spider sense

Simple, Arachnerd.

I just tuned to another channel.

L'l: makes no difference.

I'll defeat you anyway.

Are you OK?

I will be.

He's got a grip like the Hulk.

Take this. It's the only thing

that can stop him.

It's good to have you back, Spidoy.

Hurry up, frostbite,

before I catch cold.

Where did the Arachnoid go?

I'm sorry I asked.

Seems eurery supervillain in town

hangs around here.

Iceman, look out!

Oh, no! Just my luck

to land in a hot house.

Welcome to my web, Spider-Man.

This time, I am the spider,

and you are the fly.

Only one chance. Our spider senses.

This distortion,

ifs stronger than before.

Gatling dizzy, but

Stop. What are you doing?

My spider sense is going wild.

I canfi: take much more of this.

Got to hit him M111 the antidote.

[HE-mum

Save me!

You're not gonna like jail, Zeltan.

Believe me, I knew.

I'm sorry for the parl:

I played in this, Spider-Man.

You helped clear mo.

Thafll go in your favour.

I'll put you in touch with my lawyer.

h*'s very good.

I guess we o-uve you

an apology. 1:00. SpidBY-

We're sorry we doubted you.

Don't EL

For a time there,

I was starting to doubt myself.

The world may be filled will': Scorpions

and Arachnoids and whatever,

Spider-Man.