01x07 - Here Comes Deadpool!

[bunniefuu]

I can't stand it.

And there you go! Today you said 30 times
that you can't handle it.

But it's so boring here!
Avengers go out and have fun,

so why should the Future Avengers
to stay behind and sit idle?

We are not falling behind. We are waiting.

It means the same thing.

Don't you remember what they said?

We received information about
weapons of mass destruction

that are sold on the black market.

Weapons are capable
to destroy entire cities.

They are very powerful.

We need to capture them
before the criminals do.

Yes, you're right.

Ready! Everyone has their tasks.

While we retrieve the weapons,

you guys have to watch the tower.

Stop! You mean you want us to watch the house?

It's called "standing by",
not "keeping house".

Watch out! Captain Marvel is not here
to protect the headquarters,

so you have an important job.

Your job is to guard this place.

You never know.

This place can be attacked by villains.
We should be prepared.

The Avengers Tower has the most advanced
defenses on the planet.

If a villain decides
to come here uninvited,

or he's craving food
in Raft Prison,

or his navigation app crashed.

I think we're done here.
I have a business to run.

Because I'm Tony Stark.

Yes, he certainly is.
But there would be more work to be done on imitation.

Yeah, but you're right.

He's always bragging about how well defended
this place is.

It's hard to believe anyone could get in.

How hot! But nothing
cools you down

than a bath in the garden

and a quick scrub in the shower.

- What's going on?
- Who's that?

Hey, no more frozen chimichangas!

The worst house in the world!

- Who are you?
- Really? Who are you?

Are you saying you don't know this face?
This suit?

We're almost at the target coordinates.

It says a lot that they're exchanging weapons

in the middle of an isolated desert.

They are extremely cautious.

This proves
how dangerous g*ns are.

- Very strange!
- What is?

Our radar data
shows nothing.

How is this possible?

In any case,
we'll go down and take a look.

Something's wrong.
Do we have the right coordinates?

Yes. As long as the information
we received isn't false.

Hey! What's this thing?

Stop! Watch out for her, Hulk!

Don't play with it until we're sure...

What's this?

- Mr. Stark.
- What is it?

There's an intruder in Avengers Tower.

Someone broke in?
Who could have done this?

Wait a minute! You don't have to tell me.
I have a hunch.

We've been duped.

We were lured out of the Tower
with false information.

Yes, he certainly is.
What's he up to this time?

- Who is it?
- Don't ask me! I don't know.

Intruder detected! Under arrest.

Wait a minute! What are you doing? No, let me go!

No! Don't do that! Don't do this!

Intruder eliminated.

That was crazy!

FRIDAY, what was that?

- Investigate.
- What's going on?

You're supposed to be the most advanced
system on the planet.

How did that masked freak
get into the Tower and up here?

We have a problem.
The intruder has escaped from the holding cell.

- What did he do?
- Where could he have gone?

Don't tell me!

Hey!

Who did this?

Don't you know it's wrong
to keep bananas in the fridge?

Wait a minute! Who are you?

Who are they? I think it's obvious.
I'm the charming type

who warned you
not to keep bananas in the fridge.

I don't care about these stupid bananas.

Why don't you care about bananas?
They're a perfectly nice fruit,

but if you keep them in the fridge,
they become unattractive. You know what I mean?

Stop! Is it true?

If so, what do I do if I want
to eat a cold banana?

- What?
- Think about it for a second!

You said you didn't have to
to keep them in the fridge.

How do you cool a banana?

Seriously, I'm asking you.

How should I know?
Do I look like an expert on bananas?

By the way, you should stop saying "bananas"
in the middle of the day. What?

Are you a Banana Kingdom ambassador
through the Banana Canal?

Don't get mad at me!
You started this.

Maybe you can put the banana in the fridge

shortly before you eat it.

He's smart.

I knew that.

What a bald-faced lie!

It completely distracted you.
That's not the point.

You're right. He really did.
Okay, time's up. Who are you?

What? You mean you really
you don't recognize me? How is that possible?

What are they teaching you at school these days?
All right. I'll tell you.

Friends, have the pleasure of watching it
the master of mercenaries, Deadpool.

- "Enough"?
- Yes, you heard correctly.

Enough. I mean, if you steal my coffee,
you won't live long enough.

Stop! No! No! "Deadpool.
Do I need to spell it out for you?

You didn't see the description
at the beginning of the movie?

- What description?
- Do you have any idea what he's talking about?

It's the mercenary called Deadpool.
I've heard of him.

It doesn't matter to him
whether he's hired by heroes or villains.

Accept any assignment.

As long as it pays well,
he always gets it done.

You forgot to mention
that it's very popular all over the world,

especially among young ladies.

And it's buried
in letters and gifts from fans.

And you can send letters and gifts

at the address below.

Come on! Don't be shy!

Hello? The animation guys,
address, please!

Do you sleep fasting? Wake up! Hello?

- Who is he talking to?
- It doesn't matter.

What are you? I can't tell.
Are you supposed to be good or bad?

Judging by the looks of it, it's bad.

Oh, my God! What is your problem?

I didn't do anything to them. This is so unfair!

So you say you're good?

No. I'm bad today.

- Then we don't want you here.
- Now, FRIDAY!

Under arrest.

Oops!

Let's get started!

Like I said, I'm bad.

FRIDAY, how are things in the Tower?

Deadpool entered the building with the intent
apparent intent to do harm, Mr. Stark.

- Try to find out what he's up to!
- I got it.

It's so chaotic! Are the kids okay?

I'm sure I'm fine.

Deadpool is dangerous,
but he doesn't make a mess for no reason.

He wants something specific.

Avengers are very confident

if they left some dumb kids
like you to guard the Tower.

I should get moving
and get the job done quickly.

- Bye!
- Wait!

We may be young, but don't underestimate us!

- And?
- We are the Future Avengers.

And get ready, because you're gonna get your a*s kicked!

Adi! Chloe!

- Yes. Time for action.
- Let's fight!

- Do you really want to fight me?
- I certainly do.

Type One Air Act, impact!

No!

And I didn't even get to do the laundry.

Now, Chloe!

And fast.

It smells awful!

Gross!

Interesting technique!

How did he beat all three of us?

It smelled so bad!

Oh, brother! Treasure!
I never dreamed of this.

These costumes can be worn.

Can I really? Which one to choose? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

It won't k*ll me

any safety device
when I put it on, right? Right?

Damn! I knew it.
Okay, whatever. We'll move on.

Where are the sketches for the new suit?

Silence. Okay. You do that!

Never mind.
I came prepared for this.

Okay, here we go!

I'm looking for the sketches for the last costume
of the Man of Steel. Please hold.

And while I'm here,

maybe I'll make the time go by
by taking a little peek

at the Wasp pictures.

Bingo! These are the mosquitoes
I just met.

Come to think of it, who am I?
This place isn't a nursery, though.

What do we have here?

So look for the sketches
of the Man of Steel's new costume.

What do we do now?

Listen! All we can do is wait.
We sit tight until the Avengers return.

No way, bro! All I'm doing
treating us like children.

If Tony finds out we've been sitting around
and I didn't do anything,

we'll never convince him
that we deserve more respect.

- I agree with you, Makoto.
- We'll handle Deadpool ourselves.

All right. Let's go!

Oh, brother! Poor kids!

They've been through so much!
I had no idea.

I'm so sorry! So sorry!

What? If I'm so sorry
of these children,

why don't I make it up to them
by abandoning the plan and leaving?

No. I could never do that.

Still, it's a paid mission
and I have to eat.

Who does he keep talking to? That's weird.

- We're counting on you, Chloe!
- Let's go!

I know what you're going to say: "Hey, Deadpool,
be a little more magnanimous, brother!"

- Hello!
- I'm so lucky to find you here.

Hello, Captain Marvel!

It's been a while. Hasn't it?

What do you say we spend
some time together?

I would say: "yes". Yes, indeed.

Oh, lucky me!

I thought you were away
and I wouldn't see you.

I finished work early.
I'm glad we met.

Would you like a cup of coffee?

Coffee? Yes. Me? Yes.

I got it exactly where I wanted it.
Adi, your turn.

Good. Leave that to me!

Technical Act.

Let's see what Deadpool thinks
about this coffee.

Things are about to heat up
for him. Makoto, you know what to do.

He got the blueprints
of the Man of Steel costume?

Their download is ready


The device is on the central panel.

Found it.

File downloaded


To old acquaintances!

Cheers!

Time for something delicious.

Come on! Bottoms up!

Delicious!

What? He didn't feel anything?

How to...

Did Adi fail?

Maybe his coffee's not hot.
Let's see!

Hello!

- Adi?
- Are you okay, Chloe?

Yes. I'm fine.

Wait a minute! That means
you were trying to trick me?

Once I became emotionally vulnerable.

Who cares? Why isn't your mouth burned?

I stopped my mouth
with my breakfast chimichanga,

so your plan failed.
Nice try!

Download complete


Wait a minute! Why didn't it stop?

I don't know.
Looks like the device was a replica.

- I'll try to find the real one.
- Thanks, but hurry!

Incoming call.

- Makoto?
- Yes, I'm here.

Is everything all right in there?

- Yes. Everything's fine.
- What's going on?

I'm telling you, there's nothing wrong.

- Makoto!
- We're just bored.

This housekeeping thing
is boring and pointless.

Hey! It's not housekeeping.

Yes. Right. You call it
"standby." I got it.

We were detained,
so it looks like we're gonna be a little late.

Are you three doing okay out there?

There's nothing we can do,
everything's fine.

Great! Good to know.

You didn't mention Deadpool.

I told you, this is our job.
To protect the Avengers Tower.

I will prove that we can do this.

How cunning!

I gotta hand it to you, kid, you got guts!
No, you've got fantastic guts.

Leave them alone, now!

Makoto!

Download complete


Yes!

Hey!

Gotcha!

Is that where you hid it? How could you do that?

Hello again! In my hand
is the item you requested.

Are you coming to get him? What a service!
Of course. Then I'll wait here.

I just thought of something.
Does he know how to get here?

- Hey, Deadpool!
- Are you talking?

Why don't we make a deal?

Listen.

We'll pay double for the file
than the current buyer pays.

What?

Don't you work for who pays better?

Your name is Makoto, right?

You show a lot of
determination and perseverance.

Stubborn, even. I like it.

I like the way you think.
You can go far.

What you said about me is correct.
If the pay is good, I'll do anything.

So you mean...

That said,
this time I have to decline your offer.

But why won't you do it?
We pay you. I swear. Why?

It's not about money.
At least not this time.

If not for the money, then why?

What's in it for me?

If I succeed, I'll be the star
of my own Japanese Marvel anime.

- Anime?
- What's anime?

I've always wanted
to have my own cartoon.

You did all this
for a stupid drawing...

Watch your mouth!

We're talking about Japanese anime.

Everybody's welcome
to move away from the windows.

Who's that?

Hello, Deadpool!

Hello, shady customer!

- I have a bad feeling about this.
- So don't work on your own.

- Do you have that thing we talked about?
- Of course I do.

There you go!

You've certainly done your part.

Now it's time to eliminate you.

- Wait a minute!
- It's Crossbones.

- Who's that?
- You don't know?

He's a villain
working for HYDRA.

Stop! I'm confused.
HYDRA's making cartoons now?

- Of course they don't.
- I think I understand.

That means that the promise
that you would make an anime

with me was a bald-faced lie?

Yeah, genius, that was a lie.

I tricked you and you were kind
to do my job for me,

all for a stupid cartoon.

Why does everyone insult drawings
Japanese cartoons? That's the second time today.

So? What are you gonna do about it?

Good question! Wait a minute!

- Let me put everything in place!
- What are you doing?

I want to give the animators a break

because we're about to have
some action-packed sequences.

Let's get started!

I play the soundtrack. Let's get started!

- Blast!
- This is crazy!

I really thought
we could beat this guy?

It's clear he's been playing us.

What's going on?

Everyone treats us
like useless children.

- That's it!
- Makoto!

Waiting is our job
to protect Avengers Tower.

Act Stereo!

Stay out of this, kid!

Deadpool!

Are you alive?

He's right.
Kids, you don't have to get involved in this.

- It's far too dangerous.
- Wait a minute! I'm not a child.

You are a child! I cashed in
a dozen b*ll*ts for you. It hurts!

But why? Why did you save my life?

Because he saw himself in you,
you pathetic little wretches.

But he's a mad mercenary.

It wasn't always so.

Deadpool has been diagnosed
with an incurable disease,

so he agreed
to let an organization treat him.

Instead, they experimented
painful experiments on him that tore at his flesh.

As a result, it won
superhuman abilities,

but he was scarred for life.

Like you, he will never be able
to have the normal life he craves.

Is that true, Deadpool?

Who gave you permission
to tell the story of my life?

But I'm surprised.

Our little skull and crossbones
has been reading his comics.

No more of your jokes!
Let me put you out of your misery!

All right. What's going on here?

Which one of you smart people,
destroyed the living room?

It wasn't me.

You're already back.

Sorry we're late.

But I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

In fact, I get the impression
Deadpool and Makoto got along just fine.

We didn't get along at all.

- All right. You did well, Makoto.
- You too, Adi and Chloe.

You've done a good job
protecting Avengers Tower.

Avengers!

All your lies have failed.
You fooled us, but now we're going to stop you.

So you're the reason
I've been sequestered in Avenjet all day.

Right. I was looking forward to a good fight.

And, bam, there you are!

Avengers, group!

I just want to...

Still sad about that, Deadpool?

My Japanese drawings.
I was going to be the main character.

- Come on! Come back!
- Okay, okay, okay. I can't take it anymore.

I think one of my Stark subsidiaries
deals with animation projects.

I'll talk to them about doing a show for you.

- How does it sound?
- Problem solved!

No. It's not the same.

No, it has to be Japanese cartoons
and I have to be the star!

FINISH

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Something mysterious still lurks
in the HYDRA base,

something I thought was destroyed.

And is it a vision or reality
when Bruno appears in front of Makoto?

How could he have survived
that fall?

If he's alive, Bruno's definitely gone.
Makoto's friend.

The Avengers must also
face the most dangerous threat

in the next episode of
Marvel's Future Avengers,

"Super Soldier Steve Rogers".
So long, Avengers!