01x18 - It's Deadpool, Again

[bunniefuu]

WADE: [VOCALIZING]

(SINGING) Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, so good.

[VOCALIZING]

Oh, awesome.

Yeah!

[VOCALIZING]

These are the most amazing chimichangas ever.

[MUNCHING]

[PHONE RINGING]

(MUFFLED) What's up?

It's moi.

Hey, can I help you?

Oh, a job?

Yeah. Yeah.

Hold on.

Wait, that's not enough money for that gig.

Going to have to say no.

Buh bye.

That meal was so delicious.

[PHONE RINGING]

What the heck is wrong with you?

You get what you pay for, your pay is lousy, so you get nada.

You know, it's people like you that--

I will double what I paid you the last time

you worked for me.

We have a deal.

I'll be there in a jiff.

Good.

I'm looking forward to it.

WADE: Ta ta for now.

It's the episode you've been waiting for.

I'm back, people.

Did you miss me?

Hey, it's not my fault it took this long.

Let me see.

Where is it in the script?

Oh, here it is.

Me versus the Avengers.

Exciting, right?

[THEME MUSIC]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

For your assignment, I want you to bring this boy to me.

Him?

Hmm.

Is there a problem?

Quick question.

Does this have something to do with the Emerald Rain Project?

Why would you even bring that up, you big mouth?

Whoa, I hit a nerve.

I just thought you were curious about his extra powers.

Extra?

OK. OK.

Never mind.

My mistake.

So are you going to pay me now or what?

Hold on, I need a moment.

So the boy's powers are even stronger than I realized.

This could change everything.

Wonderful.

[CHUCKLING]

Yo, what's so funny?

You going to let me in on the joke?

True this, his huge head is the real joke.

Huge.

ADI: Makoto, your orders were clear.

Why didn't you follow them?

Look, there was no other way.

Why you nagging me?

We got back in one piece.

Yes, but no thanks to you we got lucky.

Adi, you're being pretty hard on him.

No, I'm not.

We're a team, and that means working together.

You're right he did get carried away,

but getting caught up in the moment is part of being young.

But, Cap--

We all make mistakes.

The question is can we learn from them

and change in the future.

Maybe we should give you a new codename, Makoto.

How about we start calling you Captain Baby Pants.

Ha! Very funny.

I'm not a baby.

STEVE: But you did mess up.

You need to learn how to deal with your emotions.

WASP: When you feel angry, what do you do?

You stop listening to the wisdom inside you.

STEVE: The next time you feel yourself losing control,

I want you to think about what you can do.

Take a breath to think clearly.

[GROANING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Imposing but a little disguise should get me in the door.

Yoo hoo.

Honey, I'm home.

It's me, Tony.

Let's get this party started.

FRIDAY: Break in attempt failed.

Was it--

FRIDAY: Cancellation procedures engaged.

What? No.

No, no, no.

FRIDAY: Have a nice day.

No, no, wait, wait!

[BLASTING]

[YELPING]

Look, mom, I'm Spider-Man.

Oh, and look at this nice view.

FRIDAY: Break-in attempt failed.

No, no, not in the face.

FRIDAY: Have a nice day.

[SCREAMING]

Now I'm angry!

FRIDAY: Have a nice day.

Can you believe this?

I'm just an average everyday mercenary doing his job,

but when I go over there, that nasty security system

stops me cold.

It's enough to drive a guy crazy.

You see what's going on here, right?

What is a fella to do?

I've only got one option left.

Hey, Avengers, you want to come out and play with me?

FRIDAY: Have a nice day.

[YELPING]

Why did I do this?

I should have become a barista.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You need to learn how to deal with your emotions.

When you feel angry, what do you do?

You stop listening to the wisdom inside you.

[GROANING]

[YELPING]

Hey, what's up, big man.

Looks like something's bugging you.

I think I know what's got you down.

You're worried about all your new powers.

You fear them, and at the same time,

you're trying hard to understand them.

You got a lot of feelings going on-- frustration,

confusion, maybe even anger.

But you're not alone.

I'm here for you, buddy.

I'm glad we had this heart to heart.

But I'm also slipping, so, hello,

could you please-- can you help me?

I need a little help here.

[GROANING] Come on.

[AUDIO LOGO]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Well, I asked for a triple mocha latte.

I guess this will do but don't expect a tip.

Deadpool?

You've got houseguests.

Looks like somebody brought in the trash.

Hello, Avengers.

Did you miss me?

Say, where's Hulk?

When he's gone, you guys are missing some muscles.

Speaking of which, check these babies out.

[GROANING]

Yeah, very nice.

Mind telling me how you got in here?

I know you didn't outsmart my security system.

That is a good question, a fine question,

and now that I think about it, he let me in.

Huh?

TONY: Makoto!

Yeah?

What's up?

Why didn't you tell us he was trying to come in?

That was irresponsible.

Do you realize what you've done?

You helped him worm his way in here.

What were you thinking.

He's a mercenary who's willing to commit any crime

as long as he gets paid.

You know better than to trust this guy.

Don't believe a word he says.

Funny coming from you of all people.

Go ahead, ask me why.

What do you want, and why did you come here?

Because someone lied to me.

Huh?

I want my anime.

Wait, what now?

Remember the last time we all had a play date?

I was crying into my fruit juice and you were sucking on a binky

and you promised to get your animation division

to make a cartoon about me?

But where is it?

Oh, right.

I forgot about that. - Uh huh.

Typical.

Yeah, I canceled the show.

Producers!

I'm sensing some disappointment.

Oh, green chiffon carpet, you understand me.

I need a pillow.

[SOBBING]

Oh, you'll get over it.

I'm sorry, were you talking?

Maybe I will.

Maybe I won't.

There's no way to know, is there?

It's empty inside me.

A giant hole where anime used to be.

What a baby.

What do we do with him?

Maybe he just needs some milk and cookies.

WADE: The ceiling looks really nice.

Hey, there, little blue muffin.

I'll take another cup.

And you know what, how about some frothy milk?

I think you can get it yourself.

Well, it's been a while, but I could probably

find my way around this joint.

Lucky you the place is exactly the same as the last time.

Fine.

You want me to wander around on my own.

Makoto, one iced coffee.

OK.

Is it just a strange coincidence.

Right when I was feeling bad, Deadpool

appeared, and he seemed to know exactly what I was thinking.

Now that I'm in the belly of the beast,

how am I going to get us out of here.

Hmm, maybe a silly fantasy sequence

will help me find the answer.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GIGGLING]

[SCREAMING]

Bad idea.

[GIGGLING]

[SCREAMING]

Also a bad idea.

Dang it.

There's no way to get out as long as Wasp is around.

Wasp, we just got word from Hulk and Thor.

Iron Man needs all of us in a meeting right now.

Meeting, right now?

WASP: Not you, Deadpool.

Makoto, you stay here.

And, Deadpool, don't try any funny business.

Who me?

I'm serious.

You better stay put.

I am serious, too.

Dead serious.

OK, no more games.

I'm going to find out what he really wants.

Is that my milk?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey there, Deadpool.

I like this music.

You want to get out of here?

Hmm.

No thanks.

Oh, come on, let's go outside.

Hey, what if we got chimichangas!

Are you kidding?

That sounds amazing.

OK, I'll do it.

Nice.

I get chimichangas.

I am so lucky.

Hello.

Makoto.

Deadpool.

FRIDAY: Engaging marine jet 8.

[SIGHING]

What's going on?

FRIDAY: I received an authenticated launch

command from Makoto.

Oh, no.

Makoto?

What is he up to now?

ADI: Deadpool?

STEVE: Where's he taking Makoto?

Let's move.

Friday, prepare the jet.

We're going to track them down.

Adi, Chloe, you're on watch.

TONY: I've got eyes on him.

STEVE: Be careful.

Remember Makoto's in there.

I'm coming with you.

Where's Makoto?

He's not here.

No more games, Deadpool.

Where are you hiding Makoto?

Start talking or you'll be in a world of hurt.

FRIDAY: This craft is currently in autopilot mode.

What?

Look, it's Makoto's Visco.

Where's Makoto?

I'm sad he's not here.

When's he coming back?

[AUDIO LOGO]

Oh, man, that was so good.

Didn't I tell you this is the best

spot in town for chimichangas.

Yeah.

I am so stuffed, oh, but I could totally eat one more.

Let's get out of here.

Whoa, what's up?

I thought we were having fun.

Did I miss something?

No.

Come on.

Thanks for lunch.

It was fun while it lasted.

Huh?

Sorry but from now on between you and me, it's all business.

What business?

A guy's got to work for a living,

and right now work means taking you to the man who hired me.

So this is what you were after all along?

Yes, I'm afraid so.

But don't get all judgmental about it, OK.

Deep, deep down I crave everyone's approval.

Where are you taking me, you jerk?

To the Masters of Evil.

The weird guy with the huge head hired me personally.

You work for him?

He pays top dollar, and did I mention his huge head?

What does The Leader want with me?

How could I not see this coming?

Come on, come on, let's hurry up.

And no funny business.

I've got a reputation for on time deliveries.

Yeah, I get it.

Besides I know if I wanted to resist, it'd be pointless.

Who kidnapped the smarty pants?

You're a lot more clever than your fashion choices.

All right, follow me.

Walk this way.

[VOCALIZING]

I think Deadpool tricked Makoto.

Who would have put him up to this?

Something tells me the Masters of Evil are behind this.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

We've got to do something now.

Yeah but where do we start?

Good question.

Makoto, I miss you.

Where did you go?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You betrayed me to hand me over to the leader.

I'm going to get even with both of you.

We're a team, and that means working together.

I want you to think about what you can do.

Take a breath to think clearly.

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

(SINGING) A getting paid.

Excuse me, what are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing?

As far as we know, the two of them are traveling on foot.

They couldn't have gone very far yet.

How are we going to search every sidewalk

and street in the city?

TONY: It'll be easy.

Friday, time to boost your bandwidth.

I want the digital feed from every surveillance

camera in the metro region.

Great.

With any luck, we'll be able to see exactly where they went.

Can these cameras see small details?

Oh, yeah.

They can ID people whose reflections

are caught in store windows.

Wow.

STEVE: Let's start.

We need you to conduct a search for Makoto

from the Future Avengers.

FRIDAY: Subject found.

We've got his location.

Friday, how long will it take to get there?

FRIDAY: 18 minutes.

Look at his hand.

What's he doing?

He's giving us a clue.

STEVE: Looks like he's signaling us.

Friday, bring up the camera on the East 64th ward.

FRIDAY: One hour 10 minutes ago.

What's he trying to say?

Show me the East 39th ward.

Good job, Makoto.

We're with you, buddy.

One hour seven minutes ago.

ADI: I get it.

Makoto left us a series of signs to show where they were headed.

Adi, Chloe, follow his signals and check the cameras.

OK, kid, we've reached our destination.

Uh uh uh.

You know, you'd never make it.

Escape is impossible.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

ADI: We see him.

They're at a garage depot in the east ward.

CHLOE: The number 18 was written on the garage door.

Copy that.

Hello, giant green head.

It's Deadpool with Makoto.

We're here.

Welcome back.

And greetings to you, Makoto.

The Leader.

You do realize you are in the presence of greatness.

You should be ecstatic.

Whoa, your head really is huge.

Watch it, kid.

Show respect to your elders.

Don't you ever make fun of the size of his noggin or joke

about how much you want to flick it.

But it is huge.

OK, your work is done.

You can leave.

There's still the matter of payment.

OK, there it is.

Now then, Makoto, I know you have acquired

particularly strong powers.

It is time to devote them to help the Masters of Evil.

You can forget that.

This ends right now.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCREAMING]

Tell me, child, are you having second thoughts

about your little outburst?

Noggin Verde, what are you doing?

What am I doing?

I'm going to steal this young man's power

and use it to crush the Avengers.

You won't-- you won't win.

I'm sorry to interrupt, but that thing is awesome.

That pain is your enhanced power draining away

as it comes into my possession.

The Masters of Evil will become unstoppable.

You're blowing my mind.

Will you get out of my way?

I'm trying to absorb his power.

[MOANING IN AGONY]

You stop listening to the wisdom inside you.

What's this?

No fight left, kid.

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

You are so defeated that you will

just let me steal everything that's become important to you?

You're like a lap dog completely under my control.

No more!

That's right.

Let it flow.

[GROANING]

Take a breath to think clearly.

Take a breath.

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

The power keeps flowing.

Where will this end?

[SINISTER LAUGHING]

I can do this.

I can breathe and control myself.

[expl*si*n]

You OK.

The Leader.

Hold it.

It's the Avengers.

You're going down.

This is not good.

Right, so I'll just be going now.

Where are you going?

We're not done here.

You betrayed our friend.

Oh, Deadpool.

Yeah?

I expect some help with these Avengers.

I only fulfill what's in my contract.

Fine, add it into our deal.

I can pay you twice your price.

Wow, those came out of nowhere.

You are a sellout and a disgusting rat.

Haven't you heard?

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Something tells me we're about to deliver a prime time action

scene for all the viewers.

Watch this.

It's going to be wicked cool.

Who are you talking to?

Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling.

Repulsor!

Wow!

Can you believe it?

I'm fighting the Avengers.

Not for long.

How'd you like that move?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[FIGHTING NOISES]

[SINISTER CHUCKLING]

[YELPING]

[BLASTING]

Deadpool, you're making the wrong choice.

Ring, ring.

Hello.

I don't think that's your call to make.

Just stay strong.

[SINISTER LAUGHING]

It's mine.

Not quite.

[WINCING]

No!

No please!

We gotta catch it.

[GROANING]

Weird.

Ooh.

Hello, disco.

Deadpool.

Things just got a whole lot worse.

I don't believe this.

How could this possibly happen to me!

Deadpool has it now.

It was mine before.

Now it's all his.

What-- what is this?

Oh me no likey.

I-- I feel so weird!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Did not see that coming.

There is no reason to struggle.

Huh?

WADE: No reason to commit violence or fight.

All such conflict has no true meaning in the world.

Give it back to me!

Your aura seems unsettled.

What is the matter?

You idiot.

You know what's wrong.

That belongs to me!

Hand it over right now.

Oh.

Is this marvelous trinket yours?

I'm sorry.

Please forgive my transgressions.

My brother, I hope you can see your way to accept my error.

Huh.

I extend gratitude to all of you for your patience with me

as I journey through this world of grace and revelation.

I have learned much through my suffering and the suffering

of others, but I must go now.

Peace be with you and with those you cherish.

Umm, I just don't get it.

WASP: That definitely wasn't Deadpool.

Goodpool maybe?

I'm not sure if I like the new him.

TONY: Yeah, me neither.

You OK?

Yeah, it's nothing.

Well, I'm glad you're alive.

Yeah.

THE LEADER: Avengers, that was truly strange for all of us.

So until next time.

So we all done here?

Yeah, I think we should call it.

I'm tired.

STEVE: Agreed.

TONY: Ready to head home, Makoto.

Yeah.

What!

You were going to finish the episode

and leave me hanging here with my barbecue tongs?

That is not fair.

What happens to me?

Hey, I want to know!

[END THEME]

(SINGING) Avengers.

Avengers.

Future Avengers.

Avengers.

Avengers.

Future Avengers.

Yeah.

Avengers.

Future Avengers.

ANNOUNCER: Deadpool might have started his spiritual journey,

but the Masters of Evil haven't ended their nefarious quest.

If the Avengers have any hope of stopping them,

they've got to get ahold of a teleportation device.

Desperate times call for desperate measures,

like seeking help from those who the Avengers once

considered enemies.

Maybe their long-time nemesis Loki can be of assistance.

Will he help them in their hour of need?

Next time on "Marvel Future Avengers,"

can you believe in Loki?

Catch the Future Avengers.