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01x02 - Sub-Zero for Spidey

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Spider-Man". Aired: September 9, 1967 – June 14, 1970.*
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Series revolved around teenager Peter Parker, a high school student who develops extraordinary strength and spider-like powers after being bitten by a radioactive spider.

01x02 - Sub-Zero for Spidey

Post by bunniefuu »

Whew! Only The Chance To Work With Dr. Smartyr

Would Bring Me Out In This Weather.

It Must Be
At Least 95 Degrees!

Whoops!

The Sidewalk's Ice Cold!

It Is Ice!

Everything's Freezing!

I Don't Know What This Is All About,

But I'm Gonna Get Some Pictures For Old J. Jonah Jameson.

Man: Help!
Help, Someone!

That Came From Dr. Smartyr's Room!

Man: Help!

Help, Someone!

Dr. Smartyr: Help!

Someone!

Spidey Better Take Over.

Spider-Man, Save Me!

I See It, But I Don't Believe It!

Walloping Web-Snappers.

I'm Being Bombarded
By Icicles!

Come On, You Overgrown Ice Cube!

Spider-Man: Just Give Me One Opening!

Ohh...

Dr. Smartyr,
Are You All Right?

Yes...

But I...

Feel Like I've Been In Cold Storage.

It Looks Like You Frightened Him Away.

Just Who--Or What-- Was He, Dr. Smartyr?

I Haven't
The Slightest Idea.

I Wonder What He Was After.

Perhaps He Was After You.

I'll Get Someone To Take You Home

While I Find Our Fugitive From A Deep-Freeze

Before He Turns New York Into A Suburb Of The South Pole.

Brr...

I Just Felt A Chill.

That Should Mean I'm On The Right Track.

Maybe It Was Just
My Imagin--

And There In The Frozen Wastelands

Your Friendly Spider-Man Spots His...Uh...

Whatever It Is.

The Tower--It's Turned To Solid Ice!

[Cracking]

What?
This Is No Place For Me!

In The Middle Of
A Heat Wave?

Ice Skating
In Central Park?

Jameson: I Haven't Got Time For Bad Jokes!

All Right, Parker. What Are You Trying To Tell Me?

Well, I Know This'll Be

Hard To Believe, Mr. Jameson, But--

[Telephone Rings]

Jameson Here.

What?!

An Iceberg?

In New York Harbor?!

Well, What Are You
Waiting For,

The Iceberg To Melt?

Get Out And Get Me Some Pictures!

Ok. Ok, Mr. Jameson.

I Think I'd Better Check Out That Iceberg

As Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: It Certainly Looks Real.

There's Got To Be Some Connection

Between That Iceberg And What Happened This Morning.

Maybe I'd Better Check On Dr. Smartyr.

I'm Sure He's The Key!

The Key To What?

I Don't Know, Dr. Smartyr, Not Yet.

You Know, Spider-Man, It's A Wild Thought...

But I'd Say My Visitor Would Be Perfectly At Home

On The Coldest Planet In Our Universe.

Pluto!

You Think
He's From Pluto?

I'm Afraid I Do. And There May Be Others.

Help!

Help! Help, Someone!

Spider-Man:
They...Got...Him.

They Got...Dr. Smartyr.

[Sirens Blare]

The Ice...

It's Melting.

I'm Thawing Out.

The Iceberg Would Be A Natural Hideout.

They Must Have Taken Dr. Smartyr There.

I've Got To Check It Out.

But First There Are A Few Adjustments To Make

On My Costume.

There. They Won't Freeze Me Again

With This Heating Unit...

And An Extra-Special Device For My Webbing...

And Now For A Visit To The Iceberg.

Hmm. Somehow I've Got To Get Through All That Security.

Now To Find Some Kind Of Opening.

This Is It!

[Clank]

That Was Some
Elevator Ride.

So Far, So Good.

Now, Let's See If My Luck Holds Up.

[Creaking, Cracking]

The Walls!

I'm Getting Out Of Here!

Now, Which Way Do I--

Uh-Oh.

My Spider Sense Tells Me To--Jump!

I Have A Sneaking Suspicion

That Somebody Down Here Doesn't Like Me.

This Just Isn't My Day.

So I'll Just Sit This One Out On--

This Is What's Known As Being In A Tight Spot.

That's What I've Been Looking For.

I Was Right. They Did Bring Dr. Smartyr Here.

Dr. Smartyr: No!

Spider-Man!

They're Friendly.

Friendly? But They Brought You Here Against Your Will!

But I'm All Right... As You Can See.

Dr. Smartyr: And We Were Right.

They Are Plutonians.

Just Relax And Open Your Mind To Their Leader.

[Robotic Voice] My Fellow Plutonians And I

Were On Our Way
Back To Pluto

When We Were Forced To Land On Your Planet

For Repairs.

We Were Instinctively Drawn To The One

We Knew Could Help Us.

Meaning Me. I've Been Working On A Space Warp Control,

And Now I Have My Chance To Test It.

Well, What Are We
Waiting For?

You've Done It,
Dr. Smartyr!

Your Space Warp Control Is Working!

Peter: And Here's A Shot Of The Iceberg

As It Begins
To Fly Away.

Now It's A Flying
Iceberg!

Well, Not Exactly,
Mr. Jameson.

It Actually Turned Into A Flying Diamond.

Flying Diamonds!

I'll Be Laughed Out Of The Newspaper Business!

Next Time You See A Diamond Flying Around, Peter,

Grab It For Me.

After All, Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend.

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪