01x03 - Where Crawls the Lizard

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[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Jazz Bass Riff Playing]

Out!

Out Of My Kingdom!

What Is It...
A Lizard...

Or A Man?!

I'm A Lizard Man,

And The Swamps
Belong To Me!

Aah!
Aah!

Aah! Aah!

[Growling]

Today I Rule The Swamps,

Tomorrow...The World!

[Growling]

[News Boy Shouting Headline]

Read About It In The Daily Bugle.

"Lizard Man."

Boy, Would I Like
To Tackle

A Character
Like That!

But How Am I Going To Get To Florida?

The Problem, As Usual, Is Money.

Get Your Daily Bugle Here.

The Daily Bugle.
That's It!

Why, Even Jameson Will Cough Up Money

For A Scoop.

Ridiculous!

What Makes
A Kid Like You

Think You Could
Even Get Near

The Lizard Man?!

But Mr. Jameson,

Suppose Peter
Did Get Pictures

Of The Lizard Man.

Jameson:
Peter Parker?

Eh, Fat Chance!

Wait. Think Of Your Circulation.

Oh, I Can See It Now.

"J. Jonah Jameson,

"Fearless Publisher Of The Daily Bugle,

"Scoops Nation With First Photographs

Of The Notorious
Lizard Man."

Hmm...

Jameson: Parker, On Second Thought...

"Dr. Curtis Conner, Reptile Research Labratory."

Well, I Always Say The First Step

In Fighting A Lizard

Is To Get Advice From An Authority.

Look At The Size Of That!

But First I'll Interview Dr. Conner.

You'll Never Reach Dr. Conner's Laboratory.

I'll See To That!

Uh-Oh, My Spider Sense Is Tingling.

I'm Being Watched.

I Don't Like This.

It's Too Quiet.

My Spider Sense Tells Me--

Uh-Oh.

[Panting]

That Lumpy Lizard Man Is Tougher Than I Thought.

I'd Like Dr. Conner's Advice

Before I Tangle
With Him Again.

I've Got To Stop Him Before He Ruins My Plans.

Hey, I Know You.

You're Spider-Man.

That's Right.

And Who Are
You?

I'm Billy Conner.

Any Relation
To Dr. Conner?

Billy: He's My Dad.

But You Won't
Find Him Here

'Cause He's Gone.

He Just--
Just Went Away,

And Mom's Been Crying For A Week.

Hmm. Maybe I'd Better Talk To Your Mom.

Gee, Spider-Man,

Do You Think You Could Find Him?

That's The Most
Important Thing

In My Life Right Now.

Mrs. Conner: And When I Got Up That Morning,

He Was Gone.

I Found This Note
In His Lab.

"A Terrible Thing
Has Happened,

And I'm Afraid
To Remain."

[Continues Reading]

I Think Your Husband Was Right, Mrs. Conner.

With A Lizard Man Running Around Loose,

It Is Dangerous Here.

I'll Never Leave

Until I Find Out What Happened To--

[Billy Cries Out]

That's Billy!

[Hissing]

[Billy Cries Out]

[Hissing]

Stay Away!

Oh, Save Him!

Lizard Man:
I Won't Hurt You.

Spider-Man: You Can Bet Your Forked Tongue You Won't!

Hold Tight, Billy.

[Hissing]

Now, Lizzy, I'll Drop You A Line.

[Tearing, Snap]

Billy: Look Out, Spider-Man. Look Out!

I'll Teach You To Interfere With--

Mrs. Conner: Billy, Where Are You?!

Billy!

No! No!

Billy:
Here I Am, Mom.

Wow! What Hit Me?

Are You All Right, Son?

Spider-Man
Saved Me,

But Why Did
The Lizard Man

Run Away When He Heard Your Voice?

That's A Good Question, Billy. Mrs. Conner,

What Was Your Husband Working On

Before He Disappeared?

A Serum. One
That Would Cure

Swamp Fever.

You And Billy Go Back To The House.

I'm Going To Have A Look At Dr. Conner's Lab.

Brother,
What A Setup!

This Looks Like Something Special.

Think I'll Give This A Fast Analysis.

Boy, Being A Science Student Sure Comes In Handy.

Spider-Man: Capsicum Reptillius!

I Was Right.

This Explains The Map.

Every Swamp In The World Has A Ring Around It.

I've Got To Work Fast.

For Every Formula There's An Antidote,

And I've Got
Everything I Need

To Find One.

It Worked.
I've Got It.

[Door Opens]
[Gasp]

Lizard Man!

That's Right.

And Soon All Mankind Will Tremble

At My Name.

With That Serum,

I Will Create
A Reptile Army

That Will Take Over
The World!

Not If I Can Help It.

The Speed
Of A Super-Lizard

Is Greater Than Yours, Spider-Man.

My First Step In Ruling The World

Is To Get Rid Of You.

[expl*si*n]

Spider-Man,
Are You In Here?

That Lizard
Character's

More Mixed Up
Than I Thought.

Are You Hurt?

Spider-Man:
Only My Pride.

That's The Second Time

He's Knocked Me Cold.

I'm Going Out There And Find Him...

And This Time I'll Give Him A Taste

Of My Cure
For Lizards.

He's Out To Create A Savage Reptile Army,

And I've Got To
Stop Him.

Billy: But How?

With This.

Look After Your Mom,
Billy.

My Spider Sense Tells Me I'm Getting Close,

And If My Hunch Is Right,

That Old Spanish Fort Is What I'm Looking For.

Now For Our
Great Moment,

My Pets.

Once I Pour My Serum Into The Swamps,

All Mankind Will Be At My Mercy.

Come. It's Time
To Prepare

The First
Mixture.

That Takes Care Of Jameson's Pics.

Now To Take Care
Of Lizzy.

The Wall,
It's Crumbling!

[Crash]

You? You're
Still Alive?!

After Him,
My Pets!

Spider-Man: So, It's Follow-The-Leader.

Now It's Hide-And-Seek.

Unh! [Hissing]

And Just To
Make It Binding...

Now That You're
In A Position

To Listen To Reason,

Take Your Medicine Like A Good Lizard.

Uhh!

Ecch. Unh...

I'd Better Be Right.

Spider-Man: Eureka! I Was Right!

Wh--What Happened?

You Tested Your Swamp Fever Serum

On Yourself

And Became
A Giant Lizard.

But The Nightmare
Is Over Now,

Dr. Conner.

There Must Be Some Way We Can Repay You, Spider-Man.

It's All In A Day's Work

For Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

We're So Grateful.

And Wait'll I Tell The Kids At School

I Met Spider-Man.

These Pictures Aren't Worth A Lead Nickel!

There Never Was
A Lizard Man!

What Makes You
So Sure, J.J.?

Jameson: Because A Movie Company Is

sh**ting A Film In The Everglades

About Lizards!

The Whole Thing Was Just A Publicity Stunt,

And I'm Out Your Fare To Florida.

But Spider-Man
Was There.

Why Didn't You Get Pictures Of Him?!

Just My Luck, I Guess.