01x06 - The Sky is Falling

[bunniefuu]

[Energetic Music Plays]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

My Boy, You Can't Do Anything With Money

But Spend It.

Yes, Mr. Jameson.
That's--

Don't Interrupt Me When I'm Talking.

Money Is A Bad Influence.

[Birds Cawing
And Squawking]

What's That?!

[Cawing And Squawking]

The Sky Is Covered
With Birds.

I Control The Sky.

Run, You Fools, Run!

Quick, Miss Brant, Close The Window!

Parker, Get Out There And Get Some Pictures.

[Door Closes]

Jameson: Now, Where Did He Run Off To?

[Energetic Music]

How Can The Vulture Control All Those Birds?

With My Sonic Device, All Flying Things

Are Hypnotized Into Doing My Bidding.

[Buzz]

I May Look Odd, But I'm No Bird.

[Crash]

Vulture: That's What's In Store For You

And The Rest
Of The City

Unless They Give Me What I Want!

Nobody Can Beat A Man With Wings!

[Buzz]

Now To City Hall.

Come, My Feathered
Followers!

Follow Me!

[Cawing]

[Door Opens]

Wow!

What Happened To You?

I, Uh, Fell Out Of An Airplane, Ok?

[Intercom Buzzes]

Jameson: Miss Brant, Miss Brant! Are You There?

Better Get In There.

He's Been Screaming Like A Banshee.

Mr. Mayor, It Would Be Ridiculous

To Give Into That-- That Birdman.

"Vulture Man Demands $2 Million"?

He Must Have Flipped His Feathers.

Jameson: Never Mind,
Parker.

I Want You
To Get Pictures

Of The Damage Caused By Spider-Man.

Mr. Jameson, It Was The Vulture Man Who--

Jameson: ...Was Obviously Working In League

With Spider-Man.

Yes, Mr. Jameson.

Parker!

What Happened
To Your Eye?

I Ran Into Some Foul Weather, Mr. Jameson.

[Car Roars Away]

Extra!

Entire City Mobilized Against Spider-Man And The Vulture!

Extra! Read All About It!

The Mayor Has Refused To Pay Spider-Man

And His Feathered Flunky-- Uh, What's-His-Name.

Anyhow, Get These Galleys Down To Press Immediately.

[Crash]

Extra! Mayor Refuses To Pay Vulture!

Extra! Read All About It!

Refuse My Demands?

I'll Make Them Regret That Decision.

[Buzz]

[Birds Screeching]

[Ominous Music]

It's That Vulture Man And His Birds.

Let's Get Out Of Here!

Never Fear,

Spidey's Here.

Now, Don't Go Away Mad.

You Can't Beat A Man With Wings, Web-Head!

If You Can't Beat 'Em,

Join 'Em.

If There's One Thing
I Hate,

It's A Smart Aleck.

[Crashing]

I Don't Even Need My Birds To Help Me.

[Camera Clicks]

Peter: It Wasn't Spider-Man

Who Destroyed The Building.

I'll Bet My Credit Cards

That Those Two Are Working Together,

Or My Name Isn't J. Jonah Jameson.

Betty: I'm Sorry To Interrupt, Mr. Jameson,

But The Window Cleaners

Have Refused To Wash The Windows.

They're Afraid Of The Vulture Man.

What Do You Mean, They Won't Wash The Windows?

Hmm. That Gives Me An Idea.

Well, I Hope The Vulture Man Gets Here

Before I Get Dishpan Hands.

Doesn't That Fool Realize He's Defying My Orders?

For A Lovelier You.

I Don't Mind The Trip.

It's The Stop That Bothers Me.

And Now For My
Second Example

Of Fantastic Flippancy.

You've Bugged Me Enough,

You Boorish Boob!

[Thud]

Just Wait Till My Birds Get Through With You!

[Buzz]

[Cawing]

Uh-Oh. I Gotta
Get Out Of Here.

Vulture: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

No One Can Stand Up To My Vast Multitude

Of Fearsome Feathers.

I've Beaten Spider-Man!

Miss Brant, Get In Here On The Double!

You Screamed,
Mr. Jameson?

Yes, Miss Brant.

I Want You To--

Oh, There You Are, Parker.

What Kept You, Parker? The Mayor Has Agreed

To Pay Spider-Man
$2 Million.

You Mean The Vulture Man, Mr. Jameson.

Don't Interrupt Me, Parker.

What Was I Saying?

Oh, Yeah.

And He Wants It In 2 One-Million-Dollar Bills,

To Be Exact.

You Just Get Yourself To The Empire State Building

And Get Some Pictures.

They're Sending
A Messenger

To Make The Payoff On The Observation Tower.

Yes, Mr. Jameson.

I Have A Special Surprise For That Oversize Bird.

Ah, The Money At Last.

And My Mother Said I'd Never Amount To Anything.

Spider-Man: Mister, Can You Spare A Dime?

You Again!

Who Else?

Now, If Old Birdbrain Will Take The Bait,

I Can Try And Bug His Sonic Signal.

This Time, I'll Get Rid Of You Once And For All.

At Last, My Supreme Moment Of Triumph!

Now, If He'll Just Hold Still Long Enough,

I Can Sabotage His Sonic Signal.

[Clink]

And Now For
The Happy Ending.

He Was Only Making Believe,

And He's Got My Money!

He's Coming.

Gotta Get Him Real Mad

So That He'll Call
His Birds.

Nothing Will Save You This Time, You Web-Head.

Stop Squawking,
Rooster-Face.

Ya Missed Me!

[Birds Cawing]

You'll Be Sorry
You Said That,

You Spiteful Spider!

Your Bark Is Worse Than Your Beak.

You've Really Put Your Foot In It Now.

[Buzz]

[Cawing]

Attack! Attack!

[Cawing And Screeching]

No, No, Not Me!

Him!

[Screeching]

Never Count Your Chickens Before They're Hatched.

Or, The Yolk's On You.

Or...

Aah! Help!

You Mixed-Up Birds!

Help! Help! Aah!

You Can't Do This To Me!

I'm Your Daddy!

[Squawking And Screeching]

Aah! The Birds!
The Birds--

They're Trying To Break Into The Office!

Mr. Jameson,
What Is It?

The Birds! They're Trying To Get Me!

Betty: Relax,
Mr. Jameson,

It Was Only Spider-Man.

He Left This Package And A Note.

What Does It Say?

I'll Bet He Wants
More Money.

$2 Million Wasn't Enough For That Greedy--

The Note Says,

"Please Return To The Rightful Owners,

"Signed, Courtesy Of Your Friendly

Neighborhood Spider-Man."