01x08 - Never Step on a Scorpion

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[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Well, Jameson, What Do You Think Of My Creation?

Worth Every Cent I'm Paying, Dr. Stillwell.

I'll Take
Immediate Delivery.

But I Haven't Completed My Tests Yet!

I Wouldn't Dare Let Him Loose On The World.

I'm Not Interested In The World.

I'm Only Interested In Spider-Man.

[Roars]

Uh, Betty, I Was Just Wondering, Um...

Uh, What Are You, Um-- What Are You Doing...

Well, Don't Stop Now.

Go On.

Jameson: Miss Brant!

At Last.

Thanks To A New Weapon,

Spider-Man Will Soon Be No More.

Spider-Man Has Had It!

[Door Slams]

Peter!

Where Are You Going?

I Just Remembered. I Forgot Something.

I Forgot Something, Too.

I Forgot To Stay In Bed This Morning.

Coast Is Clear.

Now, To Find Out What Jameson's Secret Weapon Is.

Jameson: Dr. Stillwell?

J. Jonah Jameson Here.

You Say The Scorpion Is

Out Looking For Spider-Man Right Now?

Ok!

The Scorpion?

If The Scorpion Is Jameson's Secret Weapon,

I'd Better Find Him Before He Finds Me.

Where Can That Scorpion Be?

Scorpion: Right Behind You, Spider-Man.

And You're Finished!

There! That Webbing Will Hold The Sign.

Hmm! One Good Turn Deserves Another.

Here's Your Reward!

Don't You Know The Natural Prey Of A Scorpion Is...

A Spider?

Tell Me More,
Nature Boy.

You're Just Whistling In The Dark.

It's The End
For You Now.

Convince Me.

That's My Plan.

Where'd He Go?

Spider-Man:
Right Behind You.

Maybe This Will Help You To Find Me Next Time.

If Anyone Calls,

I'll Just Tell Them You're All Tied Up.

Ha. My Claws
Were Designed

To Cut Spider Webs.

He Did It. He's Free.

It's All Over For You, Spider-Man.

Ha. I've Got Your Back Against The Wall.

[Electricity Crackling]

Spider-Man, I'll Find You And Destroy You.

You're Doomed, Do You Hear? Doomed!

[Roars]

Stillwell: My New Tests Prove One Shocking Fact.

The More The Scorpion's Strength Increases,

The More His Evil Nature Will Take Over.

I Must Warn Jameson At Once.

[Rings]

Stillwell: The Scorpion Is Much More Dangerous

Than I Planned.
Good!

But He Might
Go After Anybody.

Even You!

If The Scorpion Turns Against Me,

I've Gone From The Frying Pan Into The Fire!

The Most Logical Place To Find The Scorpion

Would Be...
Jameson's Office.

If He Goes There, Who Knows What Might Happen.

Call All The Authorities

And Tell Them I Demand Personal Protection!

Yes, Mr. Jameson. Yes, I'll Do That.

[Glass Breaking]

[Betty Screams]

[Roars]

[Betty Screams]

That Came From Jameson's Office.

Don't! Don't Come
Any Closer!

I-I'll Pay
Any Price!

But Don't Hurt Me!
Don't!

Betty: Spider-Man!

You Can Stop Shaking Now, Jameson.

Get Spider-Man,
Scorpion.

It's Him
You're After.

I Got You Both Where I Want You!

You're Too Greedy,
Scorpion.

My Extra-Sticky Webbing

Will Slow You Down Long Enough

For Me To Bring Your Tail To An End.

Atta Boy, Spider-Man!

Call The Police, Betty.

Police, Quickly!

Send Your Entire Force To The Daily Bugle.

And Fast!

[Siren]

You Can Take Him Away Now, Officers.

The Reports Were True!

It Really Is A Giant Scorpion!

Jameson, You're Responsible For This!

I'll Be Back To Get You!

You Too, Spider-Man!

[Siren]

Miss Brant, Tell Them To Stop The Presses.

It Isn't Every Day J. Jonah Jameson

Captures The Scorpion.

No Prison Can Hold Me.

[Alarm Sounding]

Now Nothing Can Save Jameson And Spider-Man

From My Vengeance!

[Rings]

Jameson: J. Jonah Jameson Speaking.

Huh? The Scorpion? Escaped From Prison?

The Scorpion, Free?

And He Said He'd Come To Get Me!

And You, Parker,

Get Pictures
Of The Prison

The Scorpion
Escaped From.

Yes, Sir.

[Telephone Rings]

Yes? Oh, No!

The Scorpion Was Seen Heading Toward The City!

Headed This Way?

Well, I Better
Get Going.

Uh, Peter, Just A Second.

Don't Rush Off So Fast.

But I'm Supposed To sh**t Those Prison Pics.

Parker! Come Back!
Don't Go!

Come Back!

If Spider-Man's
Down There,

Jameson Is Unprotected!

I'll Finish Jameson First

And Leave Spider-Man For My Grand Finale!

Wait A Minute!

I Could Be The Prize Chump Of The Year.

Jameson's Alone In His Office!

And I'll Bet My Liquid Webbing

That's Where Scorpy Is.

No! No!
Stay Back! Don't!

And This Time You Won't Be Saved By Spider-Man!

You Called?

There's The One
You Want!

Spoken Like A True Hero.

But I'll Still Come To Your Rescue.

[Roars]

Operator, The Police.

Send Them To My Office,
Quick!

The Police?

They're Not
Getting Me Again!

[Roars]

[Sirens]

[Tires Screeching]

[Roars]

Thank You, Boys.

It'll Make A Great Front Page Story.

Listen To This, Parker.

"Fearless Publisher Saves His Employees

"From Deadly Costumed Criminals.

"J. Jonah Jameson,

"Longtime Crusader In The Public Cause,

Again--"

Now, What's Your Hurry,
Parker?

You Haven't Heard The Rest Of My Story Yet.

Some Other Time,
Mr. Jameson.

Oh, Well. A Dull Kid Like Peter Parker

Would Never Understand Such Things.

No, But Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Would.