01x09 - Sands of Crime

[bunniefuu]

[Wind Whistling]

[Thunder]

Checking
The Hidden Cameras.

Second Guard:
Working Fine.

Checking Energy Curtain.

[Alarm Rings]

Check.

First Guard:
Perfect Security.

Nobody Can Get Near The Goliath Diamond.

Second Guard:
Let's Go.

Guess They Don't Need My Protection.

But I'd Like A Closer Look

At The Goliath Diamond Before I Leave.

So That's The World's Largest Diamond.

Uh-Oh. My Spider Sense Is Tingling.

Something's Wrong!

[Alarm Ringing]

The Alarm!

It's Spider-Man! He's After The Diamond!

Stay Where You Are Or We'll sh**t!

Sorry, But I Gotta
Go Now.

Thanks For The Opening.

After Him!

You Take The Rear Exit, I'll Take The Front.

Nothing To These Inside Jobs For A Sandman,

But This Is Better Than I Planned.

Now I Can Take The Diamond,

And Spider-Man Can Take The Rap.

And The Daily Bugle Will Give All The Proceeds

From A Benefit Showing Of The Goliath Diamond...

To My Favorite Charity.

Isn't He A Great Guy.

Only For Publicity.

Is There
Any Danger

Of The Diamond
Being Stolen?

Not A Chance!

[Rings]

Jameson: Uh, Excuse Me A Moment, Gentlemen.

Who? Spider-Man?

He What?
He Stole The Diamond?

Why, That--That-- Call The Police!

Call The F.B.I.! Call The Marines!

[g*nf*re]

Whew! That Was A Close Call.

But I'd Still Like To Know What Set Off That Alarm.

Better Check In
With Jameson.

He May Have Heard Something.

Wait Till I Get My Hands On That Web-Headed Thief!

Spider-Man Couldn't Have Stolen The Diamond,

Mr. Jameson.

Oh, No? Well, Take A Look At This.

Spider-Man, Caught In The Act By The Hidden Camera!

And Listen To This Note That Just Arrived.

"If You Want The Goliath Diamond Back,

"Bring A Million Dollars To Orchard Beach

At 10:30 Tonight. Come Alone."

And He Signed It With A Large "S."

"S" For Spider-Man!

Offhand,
I'd Say Spider-Man

Is Going To Have
A Hard Time

Swinging Out
Of This One.

Am I Too Early?

Or Too Late?

No One Here.

Maybe Old J.J. Changed His Mind.

Hmm. That's
Interesting.

I Recognize The Shape.

This Needs Looking Into.

Sandman!

There's A Million-Dollar Price Tag

On This, Spider-Man...

And You're Not
Going To Get It.

We'll See About That.

Ok, Sandy.

Thanks A Million... Dollars, That Is.

[Siren]

Jameson. He Brought
The Police.

There He Is!
Spider-Man!

And He's Got The Diamond!

Arrest Him!

Policeman: All Right, Spider-Man.

Don't Try
Anything Funny.

Sandman's The Thief.

And You're Letting Him Get Away!

You've Got To Do Better Than That, Spider-Man.

We've All Seen You!

Hand That Diamond Over, Spider-Man!

If You're Not Going After The Sandman,

Then I Will!

My g*n!

Jameson: Stop Him!

He's Getting Away!

I'll Be Back... When I Find The Sandman.

Come Back, You Web-Headed Thief!

Well, At Least
You Got

The Diamond Back,
Mr. Jameson.

Jameson: A Rock! I've Been Tricked!

Sandman: I've Been Tricked.

Jameson Is More Of A Swindler Than I Am.

But, Then Again, I Still Have The Diamond.

And Now Jameson Will Have To Pay Double.

$2 Million?
Why, That's Double!

What Else Does That Note Say, Mr. Jameson?

He Wants Me To Come To The Rock Quarry.

Alone.

"And Bring Real Money
Or Else."

It's The "Or Else" That Bothers Me.

Peter, My Boy, How Would You Like

To Run A Little Errand
For Me?

To A Rock Quarry, Maybe?

I Always Said You Were A Bright Boy.

Now, Here Are The Instructions...

Sandman's Going To Find Collecting $2 Million

Is A Sticky Business.

And With My Web Glue, He's Going To Find Out Fast.

The Suitcase.

I Better Not
Get Stuck

Without The Money
This Time.

Tricked Again!

Spider-Man!

Right. And This Time, I Will Take The Diamond.

You Want It?

Well, Then, Catch!

Strike!

I Like Basketball Better.

I Can't Tell The Sandman From The Sand.

He's Got To Be In There Somewhere.

Ok, Sandman, Get Ready For The Big Push!

[Crash]

I Got Him.

Now To Finish The Job.

Anyone Who Doesn't Play Ball With Me

Has To Have Rocks
In His Head.

My Spider Sense Is...

[Starts Engine]

Another Ball Game,
Spider-Man.

I'd Better Not Take This Sitting Down.

My Foot! It's Caught!

Thanks, Sandman!

You Just Gave Me
A Leg Up.

Next Time, You Won't Be So Lucky.

[Splash]

Water! I'm Soggy! I Can't Do Anything!

Thanks For Telling Me Your Weakness.

Stop! Stop!

Gladly, As Soon As You Give Me The Diamond.

I'm...Getting...Weak.

Give Up, Sandy, Or I'll Turn You Into A Mud Pie.

Much Obliged, Sandy.

I See A Damp Future Ahead For You, Sandman.

"One Soggy Sandman,

Compliments Of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man."

Yes, Gentlemen, I Was An Eyewitness

When Spider-Man Turned His Web Into A Catapult

And Sent Sandman Flying Into A Water Trough.

Then Spider-Man Turned The Hose On Sandman--

Spider-Man, Spider-Man!

Everything Is
Spider-Man!

Uh, If This Was Such A Great Battle, Parker,

Where Are Your Pictures?

[Gulp] Uh, Uh, It Was So Exciting,

I, Uh, Forgot To Take Any.

It Just Goes
To Show You,

You Can't Send
A Teenager

To Do A Man's Job!

[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪