01x10 - Diet of Destruction

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♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Spider-Man: Funny.

The Lights In Central Park Are Out

And I Don't Need My Spider Sense

To Tell Me
Something's Wrong.

Uh-Oh.

Looks Like The City Forgot To Pay Its Light Bill.

But This Is
A Little Extreme.

[Electricity Crackles]

Walloping Web-Snappers!

What Was That?

A Metal-Eating Monster!

If I Didn't See It, I Wouldn't Believe It.

Neither Will Ol' J.J.J.

If I Don't Get
A Picture Of It.

He's Spotted Me. I'd Better Take Cover.

Spider-Man: The Fire! It's Spreading!

Got To Put It Out!

If I Don't
Stop It,

The Whole Park Will Go Up In Flames!

Spider-Man: I Wonder If The Fire Department

Could Use A Guy With Spider Powers.

Now To Take Care
Of Ol' Smokey.

Spider-Man: He's Gone.

I've Got A Picture
To Prove It,

But Something Tells Me I'm Gonna Have A Hard Time

Convincing Ol' J.J.J. This Is No Joke.

J. Jonah Jameson: What Kind Of A Joke Is This, Parker?

A Metal-Eating
Monster, Indeed.

Believe Me. That Monster Is For Real.

Parker, I'm Paying You For Pictures,

Not c*ck Tricks.

You're Not Being
Fair To Peter.

Fair!

Jameson: When He Brings Me Pictures

From Some
Monster Movie?!

[Rings]

Jameson Here.

What Bronze Statue In Central Park?

Look, I Have
No Time For--

[Telephone Rings]

Hold On.

How Can Tracks Disappear From A Railway?

Jameson: Ok, Ok. I'll Get Somebody On It Right Away.

What Does It
All Mean?

It Means There's A Monster On The Loose,

One Who Eats
Metal To Live.

There's A 30-Foot Monster Out There!

And It's
Eating A Fence!

Man: It's Going To Eat The Generator!

Somebody Call
The Police!

Call The Fire
Department!

Man: Call The Army!

What? Where?

The Steel Barricade On The East River Drive Is Gone?

[Telephone Rings]

The Fire Escapes On Second Avenue?

Another Report
Just Came In!

The Monster Is Eating The Power Station!

The Biggest Story
Of The Year,

And Where Is That Peter Parker?!

Ol' J.J.J. Must Be Blowing His Top By Now.

But If I'm Going Monster Fighting,

It's Best
To Be Prepared.

Spider-Man: There, That Should Do It.

Now All I Have To Do Is Find Old Furnace Mouth.

I'd Swear
That Was A Car!

Flying Cars?

Something Tells Me I've Found That Walking Scrap Heap.

Spider-Man: All Right, Mr. Big Mouth!

This New Webbing Should Hold You!

Well, Back To The Drawing Board.

But Wait!

If You Can't Fight 'Em, Join 'Em.

It's Working.

[Groans]

Walloping Web-Snappers!

This Is No Place For Me!

Whew.

Lucky I Always Carry An Umbrella.

Gone Again.

Do You Think He's Trying To Tell Me Something?

Hmm. Nothing New On The Teletype

About The Monster.

I Could've
Told You That.

There Hasn't Been A Report Of Any Kind.

Maybe It's
Sleeping Off Dinner.

If We Can't
Stop The Monster,

We Can Convince It To Go On A Diet.

Quitting Time.

It's Dinner Time, Not Quitting Time.

Grab A Bite And Get Right Back Here,

Jameson: Both Of You!

Walloping Web-Snappers!

That's It! That's It!

[Rings]

Peter Parker.

Parker, The Monster Is At It Again.

It's Heading Toward The Waterfront.

Ok, I'm Ready For It.

What's That, Parker?

Um, Oh, I Said...

The Police, Are They Ready For It?

They're Evacuating
The Area.

Get Me Some Pictures!

Well, J. Jonah Jameson,

Peter Parker's
Not Running

Just Because You Say So.

But Spidey Is.

Officer Gasarino
To Control.

Officer Gasarino
To Control.

All Clear!

They're Even Evacuating The Harbor.

Walloping Web-Snappers!

Will You Look At The Size Of It Now?!

It Looks Like He's Working His Way Toward The Bridge.

I'll Have To Stop Him Before He Gets There.

Now, To Knock You
Down To Size.

All Right,
Ol' Ironsides,

It's Time To Cure That Bad Case Of Heartburn.

Full Steam Ahead!

[Blows Horn]

If I Weren't
So Blamed Upset

Over Spider-Man Turning Out To Be The Hero,

I Wouldn't
Have Any Trouble

Coming Up With A Headline For Our Big Extra.

Well, Mr. Jameson,
How About,

"Spidey Sights Monster, Sinks Same"?

No! No!