01x13 - The Peril of Parafino

[bunniefuu]

[Alarm Blaring]

It's Red Dog Melvin.

He Got Over The Wall!

Not That k*ller!

Hit Those Trees With Some Light!

I've Covered Half Of The City Looking For Red Dog Melvin,

But My Spider Sense Hasn't Tingled Once.

Inside, Quickly.

They'll Never
Find You Here.

[Sirens]

Parafino: Red Dog Melvin.

Just The Bait I Needed To Trap Spider-Man.

When He Finds You,

I, Parafino,

Will Be Famous
Once Again...

With Spider-Man As My Main Attraction.

[Laughing Maniacally]

Funny, Every Time I Cover This Area,

My Spider Sense Tingles,

But There's Not A Sign Of Red Dog,

Nor Even A Stray Cat, For That Matter.

Maybe This Long, Sleepless Night

Has Put My Spider Sense Out Of Whack.

I Better Get Some Shut-Eye.

But First, I Think I'll Check In On The Daily Bugle.

Where In Blazes Is That Peter Parker?

[Yawns]

Somebody Mention
My Name?

There He Is, Mr. Jame--

Jameson: I Have Eyes, Miss Brant.

I Have Eyes.

Parker! I've Been Trying To Reach You All Night

Don't You Teenagers Ever Go To Sleep?

Ooh, Sleep.

What A Great Idea.

By The Way,

What's New
On Red Dog Melvin?

Plenty! He's Been Seen Near 42nd Street.

Get Over There With Your Camera...

On The Double!

Hmm, Well, Now,

Isn't That
A Coincidence.

What Is?

"Life-Size Wax Model Of Red Dog Melvin."

"At Parafino's
Wax Museum

On 42nd Street."

Well, I Don't Have To Be Hit Over The Head.

See You Later, Betty.

Where You Going?

To Visit
The Wax Works...

As Spider-Man.

Yep, My Spider Sense Is Tingling Again,

And This Time,

I'm Paying Attention.

I Just Hate To Use The Front Door,

Especially When I Haven't Been Invited.

Spider-Man: Walloping Websnappers.

There He Is.

I'm Sure He Saw Me.

Wait A Minute.

That Must've Been The Model Parafino Advertised.

If I Didn't Know Better,

I'd Swear It Was Alive.

You're Quite Right,
Spider-Man.

He Is Alive...

In Suspended Animation...

With A Thin Coating
Of Wax.

I, Parafino,

Am Wax Master
Of The World.

If You're Parafino,

Who's That?

Your Twin Brother?

Merely A Self Portrait.

But You Shall Be My Masterpiece.

Ok, 2 Can Play
At That Game.

I--I Can't Break It.

[Parafino Laughing
Maniacally]

Parafino: How Accommodating Of You, Spider-Man.

You Have Found Your Own Pedestal.

Heh Heh Heh,
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I Can See
Parker's Not Here.

What I Want To Know Is, Where Is He?

He's Tracking Down A Lead On Red Dog Melvin

At Parafino's Wax Museum.

Tracking Down A Lead?

He's A Photographer, Not A Reporter.

Well, What Are You
Waiting For?

Go Get Him!

[Wax Bubbling]

Soon You Will Be Immortal, Spider-Man.

[Bell Jingling]

See Who It Is.

I'll Try Not To Wait.

You'll Wait, Spider-Man.

Not Even You Can Break Free Of My Wax.

[Door Closes]

[Bell Above Door
Jingles]

Betty:
What An Awful Place.

The Museum Is Closed.

[Betty Gasps]

Oh, I Thought You Were One Of The Wax Displays.

My New Exhibit Won't Be Ready Until Tomorrow.

I'm Not Interested In The Exhibit.

That Is, I'm Looking For Peter Parker,

Freelance Photographer For The Daily Bugle, And I...

Now...For My Feet.

Whew! He Brews
A Strong Wax.

You're My Last Chance, Little Old Web.

Now, If It'll Just Keep Twisting,

It Should Pull Me Free Like A Cork.

I Sure Hope

Parafino's Visitor Is Long-Winded.

And If Peter Parker Says He's Gonna Be Here,

Well, This Is Where He's Gonna Be.

And, Uh, Furthermore--

How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You?

I Have Not Seen Your Peter Pepper.

Peter Parker!

Then I'll Just Wait Right Here Until He--

Then You Will Wait
Forever.

There.

He's Coming.

[Door Opens]

Spider-Man:
Welcome Back.

Aah, Spider-Man!

[Wax Bubbling]

One More Move,
Spider-Man,

And I'll Throw Her Into The Hot Wax.

Spider-Man:
Good Girl!

Bulls-Eye!

Your Webs Are Useless Against My Wax.

Spider-Man, Look Out!

[Betty Screams]

Betty,
Get The Police.

Betty, Duck!

[Thwap]

[Parafino Laughing
Maniacally]

She'll Make A Lovely Doll,

After I Finish
With You.

[Alarm Ringing]

I Told You Your Webs Were Useless.

Spider-Man!

He--He's Melting!

It's--It's Too Hot.

It's Too Hot!

Something...
Must've Hit...

The Control Lever.

Turn It...Off.

He Was Nothing But Wax.

Ohh! I'm Free.

Betty: And So Is He.

You're Not Wax.

No, And Now You Face The Real Parafino.

Then What Was That?

A Model I Created To Do My Bidding.

Get The Police, Betty,

Like, Fast.

Oh, No, You Don't.

Don't Worry.

You Won't Be Here When She Gets Back.

Who's Your Friend?

Uhh!

Nothing Like 2 For The Price Of One.

"Red Dog And Friend

Muzzled By Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man."

Spider-Man!

Why Does He Always Get Into The Act?

Where Is Parker?

I Don't Know,

But He Sent You
This Note.

"You Were Right,

"Teenagers
Need More Sleep.

"So I'm Taking
A Long Nap.

Peter Parker."

That's The Trouble With Teenagers!

Always Sleeping When There's Work To Be Done!

[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪