01x16 - Fifth Avenue Phantom

[bunniefuu]

[Suspenseful Music Plays]

Fifth Avenue--

The Phantom's Happy Hunting Ground,

Spider-Man: And Benet's Is Fancy Enough

To Be On His List.

Ol' J.J.J's Toy Drive Wouldn't Interest Him,

But That Display Would.

Just The Bait
I'm Looking For.

If The Phantom Latches On To This Coat,

My Little Old Homing Device Will--

Uh-Oh! My Spider-Sense Is Tingling.

Well, If It Isn't
Spider-Man.

The Phantom!

How Clever Of You To Recognize Me.

And Clever Enough
To Catch You.

Ooh! It's A Fire!
I...

Uh, Hey.

Phantom: Sweet Dreams, My Costumed Clod.

Well Done, Marie,
My Charmer.

While I Finish
My Rounds,

You Know
What To Do Here.

Yes, Master.

Mink Coat.

[Buzz]

Marie: Mirror.

Chair.

Everything Is Gone--

The Jewels,
The Mink Coat,

And There's The Fifth Avenue Phantom--

Man: Spider-Man!

Sure, And I Gave The Loot To Count Dracula.

Aha! He Admits He Had An Accomplice.

Arrest Him!

I'm Afraid We'll Have To Take You In

For Questioning,
Spider-Man.

Policeman:
Raise Your Hands.

Glad To Oblige.

Stop, Or We'll sh**t!

Save It For
The Real Phantom.

Don't Let Him Get Away!

[Bang Bang Bang]

Spider-Man: Now, Little Homing Device,

Find Me A Phantom With A Fur Coat.

It's Too Faint. I Can't Hear It.

Something's Wrong.

No Power.

I Just Hope
The Phantom

Doesn't Find
My Transmitter

Before I Can Fix
The Receiver.

Phantom: Ah, Sandra,

What Miniaturized
Treasures

Have You Brought?

[Monotonous]
These, Master.

Phantom: What A Handsome Price They'll Bring.

Take Them To
The Reconverter,

And Your Wares, Diane?

[Buzz]

This Is
The Best Take Yet.

I Just Can't
Figure It.

Peter:
Everything Works,

But The Volume
Is Too Low.

[Beep Beep Beep-Beep]

Hold Everything!

It's Coming In
Stronger.

I'm Back On The Track,

And I Hope It's
Not Too Late.

They've All Reported In Except Marie.

If She Fails,

It's The End Of Her.

Here I Am, Master.

At Last!

Now, Where Is
The Dollhouse?

Benet Sent It To The Daily Bugle.

"Donated For The Daily Bugle Toy Drive

By Benet's
Fifth Avenue."

Good Morning,
Ms. Brant.

Betty: Good Morning, Mr. Jameson.

Jameson: What In Blazes Is That?

A Dollhouse From Benet's.

Well, Get It
Off Your Desk.

This Is
A Newspaper Office,

Not A Toy Factory.

Ms. Brant!

What Is The Meaning
Of This?

Your Daily Bugle Toy Drive Is A Great Success.

Well, Get The Success Out Of My Office!

[Slams Door]

[Buzz]
Walloping Whipsnappers,

I'm Tuned In To The Daily Bugle.

The Dollhouse Was In Benet's Window.

And Unless
I'm Seeing Things,

That's The Stuff That Was Stolen

Spider-Man:
And It Shrunk!

Whoever Tries
To Collect It

Is Going To Meet
Spider-Man!

[Bell Tolling Midnight]

Spider-Man: Aren't You A Bit Too Old For Toys?

Spider-Man!

[Click]

[Pulsating Hum]

A Laser g*n.

Right, Spider-Man,

And I Have You Cornered!

Sooner Or Later

I'll Get You,
Spider-Man!

[Pulsating Hum]

[Gasps]
My Laser g*n!

I Never Did Like Being In The Spotlight.

[Low Buzzing]

[Low Buzz]

Phantom: Have A Chair, Spider-Man.

Ha Ha Ha! You're A Picture Of Defeat!

Old J.J.--[Coughs]

Isn't Going To-- [Cough] Like This.

[Coughs]

Gone With The Smoke,

Phantom And Dollhouse.

Which Is Just The Way I Planned It.

I've Got To Find Out What He's Up To.

Ready Or Not,
Foolish Phantom,

Here I Come!
[Buzz]

That Webbed Fool Is Too Persistent,

But Sandra Will Take Care Of Him.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I Think
He's Spotted Me.

Better Give Him A Running Start.

[Tap Tap Tap]

[Tap Tap]

I'm Being Ambushed!

There Must Be
A Better Route.

Got To Get
That Web-Thrower

Off My Trail.

Attention, Diane...

Phantom: Spider-Man Must Not Reach The Factory.

Stop Him At Any Cost.

[Pulsating Hum]

The Others
Have Failed.

It's Up To You,
Marie.

Bring Him To Me!

Spider-Man: It Seems To Me We've Met Before.

[Monotonous]
Come With Me.

And If I Refuse?

[Low Droning Hum]

I Never Argue With A Lady With A Laser.

Lead Away.

And This Is Only
The Beginning.

From The Resale Of My, Uh, Collection,

Phantom: I Shall Build An Army Of Robots

And Take Over The World!

You'll Never Get Rich On Toy Furniture.

Look Carefully,
Spider-Man,

At The "Toy" Furniture.

Show Him, Diane.

So That's How It's Done.

Now You Know My Secret.

But You'll Never Be Able To Tell.

I'm Going To Shrink You Down To Size.

[Buzzing]

[Click]

You Haven't
Beaten Me Yet.

Famous Last Words.

"This Display
Brought To You By

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man."

Looks Like Spidey's Done It Again.

[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪