01x22 - The Fantastic Fakir

[bunniefuu]

[Reading Sign]

The Jhin Jamir Ruby.

That's The Ruby Donated By The Maharaja Of Jhin Jamir.

[Flute Playing]

Something Tells Me That Slinky Solo Means Trouble.

Now, That's
A New Approach.

Spider-Man: This Time I'll Call The Tune.

[Flute Playing]

Music May Have Charm, But This Is Too Much.

That Pitch Pipe
May Move Webs,

But It Doesn't Move Me.

It Will, O, Costumed One, It Will.

Walloping Web Snappers!

Spider-Man: That's Gotta Be The Trick Of The Week,

And He Got Away
With The Ruby.

No Doubt About It.

Only Spider-Man Could Have Stolen That Ruby,

And Now The Maharaja Arrives On His Yacht

And Refuses To See Anybody Until The Ruby Is Found.

It's Up To You,
Parker.

I Want Pics
Of The Yacht,

The Maharaja,
And The Ruby.

But The Ruby
Was Stolen.

I Don't Want Excuses! I Want Pictures!

But, Mr. Jameson, No One Can Board A Ship

Without The Captain's Permission.

I Don't Care How Parker Gets The Pictures, Miss Brant.

Just Get Them!

Yes, Sir.

Better Keep Out Of Sight Of The Welcoming Committee.

[Spider-Man Whistles]

Talk About Floating Palaces.

Either The Jhin Jamir Ruby Has A Twin, Or That's The--

[Crash]
Whoops!

Time For A Disappearing Act, Boys.

[Playing Same Song From Ruby Exhibit]

It Seems I've Heard That Song Before.

Hey, How About Turning Off That Horn Pipe?

Put This Interloper In The Brig!

We'll Let The Maharaja Decide His Fate.

[Laughing Maniacally]

Well, I Got Aboard,

But This Isn't Quite The Way I Planned It.

The Little Spider Worked And Worked

To Make Himself A Tool...I Hope.

Sounds Like The Peerless Potentate's Got Company.

As Soon As Mrs. Van Meer's Sapphire,

The Star Of Jhin Jamir, Is Aboard,

We Cast Off And Leave These Foreign Fools!

Oops. There Go My Spider Senses.

[Crash]

After Him!

Don't Let Him Escape!

Stop!

g*ns Are Too Noisy.

My Pets Will
Take Care Of Him.

[Playing Song Again]

Now What's That Pied Piper Up To?

Spider-Man: Crocodiles!

But They're No Illusion, They're For Real!

[Playing Song Again]

[Siren]

Police Patrol!

We Can't Afford To Be Suspected!

[Playing Different Song]

That's The Best Song He's Played Yet.

Ahoy There!

Thanks, Fellas!

The Harbor's No Place

For A Midnight Swim, Spider-Man.

You Can Say That
Again.

Spider-Man: There's Something Fishy

About That Maharaja,

But I Can't Quite Put My Finger On It.

Why Would
He Steal A Ruby

That Already Belongs
To Him?

If I Can Get

To Mrs. Van Meer's Star Sapphire

Before The Fakir Does,

My Signal Device May Lead Me To The Answer.

[Beeping]

It's So Nice
Of The Daily Bugle

To Take An Interest In My Little Bauble.

And To Send Such A Charming Young Man

To Take Pictures Of It.

With The Maharaja Of Jhin Jamir Here

To Attend The Jeweler's Convention,

My Paper Thought It Would Be Good Publicity,

Especially As The Proceeds Go To Your Favorite Charity.

Uh, Do You Mind

If I Rearrange
The Setting?

Oh, Not At All,
Young Man.

I Understand The Star Of Jhin Jamir

Was A Present From The Maharaja Himself.

Yes, Such A Nice Man, So Kind And Friendly.

My, This Is So Exciting.

It May Get
Even More Exciting.

Unless My Hunch Is Wrong,

The Fakir Will Make A Grab For That Sapphire Tonight.

My Sapphire! My Beautiful Sapphire!

Spider-Man! Oh, You're Too Late!

Are You All Right?

Yes, But That
Wicked Little Man

Took My Sapphire!

As Soon As I Free You, Call The Police

And Send Them To The Maharaja's Yacht.

I Will Not Embarrass The Maharaja

By Sending
The Police.

After All,
He Gave It To Me.

Maybe He's An East Indian Giver.

But If You Want Your Sapphire Back, Mrs. Van Meer,

You'd Better Send Them.

If I Follow The Flute,

I May Not Need
My Homing Dev--

Yow!

Talk About Hot Feet.

From Now On,

I'll Stick To My Old Tried And True Spidey Device.

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

Spider-Man: Looks Like Nobody's Home

But Us Maharajas.

He Must Have Heard Me.

Hello There,

I'm Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Just Thought
I'd Drop By

And Pick Up
That Sapphire.

Well, Snap My Webs!

That's What's
Been Bugging Me.

[Echoing]

He's A Dummy!

Fakir: You Are Quite Right, Spider-Man.

I Arranged For The Real Maharaja

To Have
A Little Engine Trouble

With His Yacht.

He Should Be Arriving Sometime Tomorrow,

But By Then,
We Shall Be Gone

With The Jewels
Of Great Prize.

And The Famous Spider-Man

Will Also Be Among
The Missing.

[Playing]

Yipes! Ouch!

If I Don't Get Off
These Nails,

My Feet Will Be
Swiss Cheese!

The Flute Won't Work For You, Spider-Man.

Who Needs A Flute?

Aah!

Looks Like Mrs. Van Meer Sent The Police After All.

Try And Toot Your Way Out Of This!

"This Fiendish Fakir

Fettered By Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man."

Well, Spider-Man Did It Again.

A Fake Maharaja And A Phony Fakir!

Baah!

Does That Mean Peter Won't Get His Bonus?

Bonus?!

I Sent Him After Pictures Of The Maharaja,

Not A Dummy!

Bonus Indeed!

Which Reminds Me,

Where Is
That Lazy Kid?!

He's Never Around When You Want Him!

[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪