01x38 - Trick or Treachery

[bunniefuu]

Man: "Diamond Imports L.T.D."

Second Man: [Chuckles] That Means Limited, Stan.

Ha Ha Ha Ha! But There's No Limit

To Our Talent,
Eh, Lee?

Stan: Easy As Opening A Can Of Beans.

Wow. Beans Never Looked Like That.

[Alarm Sounds]

Someone's In The Vault!

[Chuckles] Talk About The Midas Touch.

Ok. Reach For The--

Not You.

Not Spider-Man.

Give The Little Man
First Prize

For Guessing Right.

Ooh!

[Laughter]

Jameson: That Beetle Brain Spider-Man

Is Now Officially A Fugitive From Justice!

Spider-Man?
What Did He Do?

He Stole A Million Dollars' Worth Of Diamonds,

And He Was Caught Red-Handed By The Guard.

He Was Caught?

Well, Not Exactly.

Just As The Guard Was About To Slip The Cuffs On,

Somebody Hit Him
From Behind.

Spider-Man's No Thief.

And He Works Alone.

How Do You Know It Was The Real Spider-Man?

Because He Said He Was.

And He Left This.

Oh, No.

Old J.J. Really Had Me Going This Morning

Until I Found Out The Patterson Twins,

Alias The Human Flies,

Were Paroled
From Prison.

I Doubt If They'll Go Back To Their Old Hang-Out,

But I Got
To Start Somewhere.

[Chuckles] Blue-White And Perfect.

We Get The Diamonds,

Spider-Man
Gets The Blame.

We Even Used
His Gimmicks.

He's Got
His Spider Tracer,

We Got A Fly Tracer.

Once We Plant That On Old Web Head,

We'll Know
When He's Around.

That Alone Should Drive Him Wacky.

Better Hide The Loot.

He's Sure
To Come Here First.

This Diamond Caper Has All The Earmarks

Of The Human Fly Twins.

I Canceled Them
Out Once,

And My Spider Sense
Tells Me--

Patterson: Well, If It Isn't Our Old Playmate Spider-Man.

I Wasn't Expecting Such A Hearty Welcome.

We're Good Boys
Now, Spidey.

Here's My Hand On It.

Glad To Hear That You've Seen The--

[Crash]

I Should've Known Better

Than To Get Close To Those Crooked Clowns.

They're Up
To Some Shenanigans,

And I'm Going
To Find Out What.

[Beeping]

I Just Heard Him Beep By,

Headed Your Way.

Good. I'll Put Plan "A" Into Effect.

You Take Care Of The Bank.

Got Your Red Herring?

Sure Have.

[Chuckles]

There's One Of Them.

I'll Wait Till
He Gets Inside,

Then Catch Him
In The Act.

[Chuckles] Plan "A" Now In Effect.

Proceed As Planned.

Spider-Man About To Be Fly Trapped.

Fast Work, But He's Got The Goods.

We Meet Again,

And This Time,

I'm Making
A Citizen's Arrest.

How Can
A Fugitive Like You

Arrest An Honest, Upstanding, Innocent,

Reformed Citizen Like Little Old Me?

Easy.

With This Evidence.

Apples?

What Else?

They Say An Apple A Day

Keeps The Police Away.

[Siren]

Uh, Speaking Of Police,

Sounds Like They're Heading For The Bank.

It Was Spider-Man,
All Right.

He Even Left His Mask.

I'm Too Late.

There He Is.
Get Him!

Walloping Websnappers.

He Got The Jewels, But He Left His Web And--

A Bag Of Apples?

Something Tells Me

I've Been Tricked Into A Flytrap.

Miss Brant, Do You Know What This Bright, Happy,

Beautiful Day Is?

Uh, Your Birthday?

Better Than That.

Spider-Man's Doomsday.

You Mean, They've
Arrested Him?

Ha Ha!

Not Yet, But They Will,

And They Have All The Evidence They Need.

I Refuse To Believe

Spider-Man's Done Anything Wrong.

Oh, No? First, He's Recognized At The Diamond Robbery.

Next, The Stupid Webslinger Not Only Leaves His Mask

At The Scene Of The Bank Robbery

But Is Seen Fleeing From The Bank.

Then, He Breaks Into A Jewelry Store

And Litters Up The Place With Webbing And Apples.

Apples?

The Way You Tell It,

Spider-Man Would Have To Be Twins.

I've Told You And Parker A Million Times--

Parker!

All This Action Going On And Not One Picture

From That Irresponsible Teenager?

Betcha Jameson's Having A Field Day

With All This Evidence Against Me.

That I Can Take,

But Being Made A Chump Of By Those Treacherous Twins

Is Just Too Much.

Somehow Those Flies Know Where I Am Before I Do.

A Metal Fly?

Aha!

Pretty Sneaky--

Copying My Spider Tracer.

I've Been Bugged Enough.

It's Time To Swat A Couple Of Flies.

Ha Ha Ha! Revenge Grows Sweeter By The Night.

Spider-Man Is Wanted By The Law,

And We Have The Only Shack In Town

With Wall-To-Wall Money.

[Laughter]

Through The Courtesy Of Our Friendly

Neighborhood
Spider-Man.

The Bug Isn't
Beeping Yet.

Let's Go Find Him,

Or Better Yet,
Let Him Find Us.

[Beeping]

Spider-Man: Signal's Coming Through Great.

So, That's
Their Next Caper.

No Signal Yet.

Suppose We Should
Wait For Him?

Nah. I'll Go On Ahead,

And You Keep Listening.

He's Sure To Turn Up.

Signal Me
If He Shows Up.

You Didn't Beep.

No, But You Did.

Where's
Your Brother?

That'd Be Telling.

[Crash]

I Gave Him That Opening.

Now He'll Try
To Lead Me Away.

[Maniacal Laughter]

Come And Catch Me
If You Can!

Funny Spider-Man Hasn't Tracked Us Down Yet.

Oh, I Wouldn't Say That.

Try This For Size.

You Were Saying?

Miss Brant, See What You Think Of These Headlines

For Spider-Man's Capture.

[Clears Throat]

"Spider-Man Caught In His Own Web."

"End Of The Line For Spider-Man."

[Telephone Rings]

Mr. Jameson's Office.

Yes, Sergeant O'brien?

Really?!

Oh, How Wonderful!

What Is It, Miss Brant?

Have They Captured That Wall-Crawling Weasel?

And Recovered All The Stolen Goods?

Aha! I Knew It!

They Caught Him
With The Loot.

I Certainly Will.

Thank You
For Calling.

My Day Of Triumph
Has Arrived.

I Can See It In Print Now.

"Spider-Man Unmasked."

Betty: Mr. Jameson,

It Had Better Read,

"This Performance Of The Flies Canceled"

By Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

No! No!

Betty: Oh, Yes,
Mr. Jameson.

Oh, Yes.

[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪