02x11 - Pardo Presents

[bunniefuu]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Crash]

[Buzzing]

[Buzzing]

[Buzzing]

[Buzzing]

Success!

Yes, The Night Has Been Good To Us.

This City Will Not, In Its Wildest Dreams,

Guess The Cause
Of Its Loss.

Ha Ha Ha. Yes.

It Appears We Have Found A Home, My Pet.

But Last Night Was Only The Rehearsal.

Tonight We Will Perform Our Astonishing Debut

Before An Onlooking
Audience

Of Blue-Bloods And City Officials,

And Then Will They See Close-Up The Cause Of Their Loss

And Our Great Fortune.

Ha Ha Ha!

Shall We Drink
To That, My Pet?

Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha!

Yes, I, Pardo, Promise Tonight Will Be

The Bitter Beginning Of The Living End.

Ha Ha Ha!

Yes, The Skyscraper Thefts

Were Apparently Timed In Rapid Succession,

And The Smooth Precision In Which They Were Carried Out

Has Local Police Convinced

There Is A Cunning Cat Burglar Loose In The City.

Peter, How Could
A Burglar

Have Possibly Gotten Into All Those Places?

That Sounds Impossible, Humanly Impossible.

Yes. I Wonder What We're Up Against.

On The Lighter Side Of The News...

Look!

Announcer: A Gala Movie Premiere

Is Set
For Our Town Tonight.

The Specially Invited Audience Of Top City Officials

Is Promised An Evening Full Of Surprises

As Well As The Debut

Of An Electrifying New Screen Process.

It Should Be A Big One.

[Crowd Noise]

Gee, Peter, A Premiere!

How'd You Get Tickets?

Didn't You Know?

I Got A Friend
In High Places.

He Must Be A Sport.

Yeah.

A Real Swinger.

Welcome, My Friends, To Pardo's Premiere.

Sit Down. Relax.

Shortly We'll Meet...
My Pet.

I Bet This Is
Going To Be Good.

Yes. I Hope You Brought Plenty Of Money,

Because This Performance Is A Benefit--

Mine.

[Gas Hissing]

Aah! Peter!

Peter!

Don't Look.

Polly! Polly!
Snap Out Of It!

Peter: Everybody's Out!

That Eye...

Pulling My Thoughts Away.

What Is It?

Ha Ha Ha! Yes. Just What I Like--

A c*ptive Audience.
Ha Ha Ha!

My Friends, You Have All Been Electromagneted.

My Marvelous Psycho-Galvanic Gaze

Has Suspended Your Thoughts.

Therefore Your Bodies Are In Complete Suspension,

Powerless To Act Except At My Command.

Ha Ha Ha!

Super Senses Almost Gone.

Must Try To Stand.

Pardo: But As You Are A Premiere Audience,

Now You Shall Pay The Price. Ha Ha Ha!

As My Ushers
Pass Among You,

You Will Please Pass All Your Valuables To The Aisle.

And Don't Be Stingy.

You Won't Need A Thing Where You're Going.

Now!

Down In Front!

[Crash]

So Much For Our Strong-Willed Friend.

But He Shall Soon
Have Company.

Prepare To Jettison The Sacks.

I'll Dispense
With The Rest.

Yes, Look To The Eye, My Friends, And Watch,

For What It Did
With Your Minds

It Will Now Do
To Your Bodies.

In A Wink, It Will Whisk You Away

To The Land Of Little Green Carts,

And Your Leaderless City Will Pay Me, Pardo,

A Royal Tribute To Exist.

Launch The Sacks.

And The Rest Of You,

Prepare To Vanish.

Ha Ha Ha!

Spider-Man!

Pardo.

You!

Show's Over, Bright Eyes.

And My Friends
Demand A Refund.

Really? Come
And Try To Get It!

[Thunder]

Holy Cats!

[Meows]

[Meowing]

[People Screaming]

Call The Police!

Yes, Mr. Mayor.

And The Guard!
Yes, Sir.

Call Out Everything!

Harry,
What Happened?

It Was Fantastic.

We Could Hear Everything But Do Nothing.

Spider-Man Saved Us.

Spider-Man? Where Is He?

[Sirens]

[Meowing]

Ok, Let Him Have It.

[Meowing]

All Right.

Give Him The g*ns!

Ha Ha Ha!

You Fools!

Now You've Had Your Play. I Will Have Mine.

It Seems All My Fish Are In The Same Barrel.

How Convenient.
Ha Ha Ha!

Psst! Here, Kitty.

Quick, Squash That Insect!

[Boom]

[Buzzing]

Ah, A Tenderfoot, Huh?

Maybe I Can Short-Circuit That Short Temper.

Destroy That Menace!

Follow Me, Cat.

I'll Give You A Charge.

[Meows]

Psst!
Over Here.

Let's Blow
The Works.

[Bang]

Look!
Spider-Man!

He's Got Him
On The Run.

Who's Got Who
On The Run?

[Crash]

[Thud]

Come On, Kitty.

You've Got A Date With A Hotfoot.

Come On. I'll Sell You The Brooklyn Bridge.

You'll Get A Big Bang Out Of That.

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Chase Has Led

Right Down
To The Waterfront,

And Spider-Man Is Cornered Against The Bridge,

And Once He Leaps There, There's No Place Left To Leap.

[Meows]

[Thud]

[Meows]

Spider-Man Has Just Webbed Out His Line

Between The Cat
And Himself,

But If He Thinks That Net Will Stop The Great Beast--

Wait A Minute! He's Now Anchoring His Net

To The Subway's Electric Third Rail.

[Buzzing]

[Boom]

You Mean That's All That's Left,

Just Pardo's Clothes?

Nothing Else.

I Wonder Who He Was, This Pardo, And His Pet.

I Think Maybe They Were One And The Same.

Maybe This Pardo
Had The Power

To Transform Himself Into Pure Energy.

You Mean... An Electronic Werewolf?

Or Cat.

Golly! How Could Even Spider-Man Battle That?

Simple. He Gave Him His Discharge.

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪