02x13 - Neptune's Nose Cone

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Man: 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.

Well, Folks,
There She Goes--

The First Of The Neptune Rockets.

Listen To Those Engines.

If All Goes Well, The Neptune Nose Cone

Will Go Into
Close-Earth Orbit,

Its Instrument Package Giving Off

High-Intensity
Magnetic Rays

Which Scientists
At The Cape

Hope To Use To Measure The Earth's Magnetic Field.

[Boom]

There Goes
The First Stage.

[Whirring]

Nuts! You See One Launching, You've Seen Them All.

Whose Idea Was It To Watch This, Anyway?

It Was Mine, Mr. Jameson. I Thought--

Well, Don't.
I'm Paying You

To Take Pictures,
Not To Think.

Jones At The Cape
Will Phone In

A Story
About The m*ssile.

Now, Where
Are Those Pictures

Of The First National Bank Robbery?

Uh...They're On Your Desk, Mr. Jameson.

I Put Them There
An Hour Ago.

I Know
Where They Are.

Rotten News Copy.

I Want Something Big. Parker, You're Falling Down!

Oh! Even Shots Of, Uh...Spider-Man

Would Be Better
Than These.

[Ring]

Hello. Jones? What?

What? All Right, Jones.

Good Work.
Get Back Fast.

Yes. Good-Bye.

Hello, Operator. Reverse The Charges.

I'm Not Paying For A Phone Call From Florida.

[Slam]

What Is It, Mr. Jameson?

The Neptune m*ssile Malfunctioned.

It's Probably Gone Down

Somewhere In The Antarctic Ocean.

Get Your Camera. This Is Our Chance.

We'll Scoop Every Paper In The Country.

We're Going To Find That Nose Cone.

Huh? But--

Jones Will Fly You In The Daily Bugle Plane

To The Antarctic Ocean.

You're Going To Find That Nose Cone

And Bring Its Instrument Package Back

Or Take Pictures Of The Wreckage.

Oh, I'll Be Famous.

I Can Just See The Headlines--

"J. Jonah Jameson Finds Neptune m*ssile.

President Awards Special Medal For Bravery."

[Wind Blowing]

[Thunder]

S.O.S.
Can Anyone Hear Me?

This Is Penny Jones

Aboard The Daily
Bugle Plane.

We Are Caught
In A Storm

And Are Icing Up. S.O.S., S.O.S.

It's No Good, Peter. I Can't Get Through.

You'll Have To Take Her Down, Miss Jones.

Call Me Penny.

You'll Have To Take Her Down, Penny.

Is There Any Land
Around Here?

No. This Part

Of The Antarctic Ocean Is Uncharted.

[Thunder]

Pete,
We're Going Down!

Blast J.J.
And His Scoops.

Can You
Level Her Off?

Yes.

Thinking: Got To Get Below The Clouds.

Take A Chance,
Long-Shot--

Concentrate All My Spider Sense.

Maybe...Maybe...

[Thunder]

Peter,
We'll Never Make It.

We're Flying Too Close To The Water. We'll--

Peter, What Are You--

Wait. Wait.

Almost Sense Something. Almost. Almost.

Sensing...Sensing...

Got It!

Penny, Turn Right


Hold Her Steady.

But--

Listen, Penny! It's Our Only Chance!

[Thunder]

Peter, Look!

It Looks Like Land.

I'll Try
To Get To It.

An Island. Ah.

Pull Up! We're
Going To Crash!

[Crash]

Penny, Are You All Right? Penny?

Penny! She's Gone!

Those Footprints.

Something's Taken Her.

Great Spiders!

[Drums Beating And Men Chanting]

The Nose Cone!

O God Of The Fires,

The Storms Have Brought You A Great White Egg.

Take It And Warm Us.

Calm The Storms
And Warm Us.

Take It As You Will Take The Girl.

Let Your Flames Of Life Grow Great

On Our Offerings.

Girl? Penny!

They're Going To Throw Penny And The Nose Cone

Into The Volcano!
Oh, No.

The Nose Cone Will Plug The Volcano,

The Pressure Will Build, The Whole Island Will Go Up.

Got To--

[Growling]

Must Use Spider Strength.

Only One Chance.

That Webbing Will Dissolve In A Few Minutes.

The Cavemen-- Gone Into The Forest!

Got To Find Penny And The Nose Cone.

My Spider Sense Tingling.

There's Some Sort Of Danger Here, But What?

Well, Got To Risk It.

It's Got Me!

These Vines...

Like Bars.

I've Got To Watch Myself.

No Telling What Else Is Waiting For Me.

I'm Wasting Time.

Got To Find Penny.

[Cavemen Chanting]

That Volcano's Giving Off Steam.

If They Throw The Nose Cone Into It...

Got To Move.

[Drums Beating]

Spider-Man: Oh, No!

Penny! The Nose Cone! I'm Trapped!

[Drums Beating And Cavemen Chanting]

Only One Chance. Got To Climb This Door,

Get Through The Opening.
I--

[Snap]

[Crash]

Wow! That Was Close.

This Door Is Too Slippery For Me To Climb.

If I Hadn't Grabbed The Web Line...

Well, Here Goes.

Hmm...No Use Stretching My Luck.

I Don't Like This. My Spider Sense Is Tingling.

Something's Happening.

My Spider Sense Tingling Stronger.

[Growling]

I'm Not Sticking Around To Find What I Caught.

Uh! This Cavern Must Be Endless.

[Growls]

What's That?

[Growls]

Move! It's After Me!

I'm Trapped!

[Growling]

Get Out. Get Out Before It Goes Black.

But How?

[Growling]

I Won't Let It Take Me.

Here Goes Everything.

[Growling]

That Light By My Feet, Coming From That Crack.

That's It! Hurry.

I...

I...

[Crash]

The Volcano! Penny!

I Almost Forgot.

It Is A Demon Sent By The Storm God!

Throw The Egg Into The Fire God!

Stop The Demon!

Only One Way To Stop This Island From Going.

Nuts To The Instrument
Package.

[Lava Bubbling]

[Rockets Roaring]

O God Of The Fires, Take This Gift

From The Metal Bird That Has Been Sent Us

And Give Us Warmth,

O God Of The Mountain!

With This Gift, We Invoke Your Mercy.

O Mountain God
Of The Fires,

Take Our Humble Offering.

[Rocket Roaring]

[Boom]

Wh...What Happened?

I Remember Falling,
And Then...

They Changed Their Minds At The Last Minute

And Lassoed You.

They Threw The Nose Cone Into The Volcano,

And The Pressure Was Too Great For It,

And The Volcano
Popped Its Lid.

They'll Be Warm Now.

I, Uh...Think
They'll Help Us

Unbend The Propellor Of The Plane

If We Ask Them Nicely.

Oh, Dear. Mr. Jameson Won't Get His Scoop After All.

Um, Maybe He Will.

I Noticed Something By The Plane

Just Before The Flying Snake Attacked

That Would Make
A Good Story.

Flying Snake?
How Did You Ever?

I'll Tell You After We're Airborne.

Come On. I Want To Get Back To New York

As Fast As I Can.

Yes. So Do I.

You Expect Me To Believe Such A Preposterous Story?

Ridiculous! I'll Tell You What Happened!

2 Days After
I Sent You Out,

The Scientists
Reported

That The Nose Cone Had Orbited After All.

It Had Nothing To Do

With Volcanoes
Or Lost Islands.

Come On, Now. Where Did You Really Go?

Paris?

London?

But, Mr. Jameson--

Don't "But" Me!

What Have You Got There, Parker?

Your Scoop. I Found It By The Plane.

Come On, Penny.

Hey, What Do You Think--

What Did He Mean,
My Scoop?

[Cracking]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪