02x19 - To Cage a Spider

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[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Boom]

[Boom]

They Should Be Passing By Any Second Now.

This Time,
They Won't Get Away.

No One's Gonna Knock Down Bank Doors While I'm Around.

Loud Noises
Interrupt My Sleep.

There Are
Few Things Freakier

Than A Bleary-Eyed Typical Teenage Superhero.

I've Got Enough Hang-Ups Already--

Swinging From Building To Building,

Running Around In A Hot Costume.

Sometimes I Wonder Why.

Here They Come.

It's Spider-Man!
Pour It On!

Faster! Faster!

It's At The Top
Already.

He's Gaining.

What Do We Do?

Quick, When He
Swings Down,

Throw The Vibrator
At Him.

Now!

What?

[Boom]

[Crash]

[Siren]

[Excited Conversation]

What Happened?
What's Going On?

It's Spider-Man. He Fell From The Sky.

Quick, Take Off His Mask While We Have The Chance.

We Can Finally See
Who He Is.

Maybe There's
A Reward.

Unmask Him.

Break It Up,
All Of You.

The Man's Hurt.
Get Back.

[Excited Conversation]

What Do You Think, Captain Stacy?

Maybe We Should Take His Mask Off

While He's Just
Lying There.

We Might Not Get Another Chance.

I Wouldn't
Do It, Tom,

Not Without Expert Legal Advice.

Right Now,
We'd Better

Just Keep
This Crowd Back.

[Siren Approaching]

There's The Ambulance Now.

[Siren]

Man: Unmask Him!
Unmask Him!

Second Man: Now, Before It's Too Late!

Unmask Him! Unmask Him!

Quick, Before It's Too Late!

Yeah. Quick, Before They Take Him.

[Onlookers Agreeing]

[Siren]

Hold It Right There.

No One's Coming Closer.

This Man Has Rights. Stay Right There.

What Rights? He's A Public Enemy.

You're Supposed To Protect Our Rights!

No! Get Back!

The Law Protects
Everyone.

We Don't Even Know If He Was Committing A Crime When He Fell.

He'll Be Safely Locked Up In The Prison Infirmary.

Get Back!

[Shouting]

[Siren]

That Was
Close, Sir.

You Saved Him
From The Mob.

I Had To.

If You Want To Get In Touch With Me,

I'll Be
At The Infirmary, Too.

Meanwhile,
Break This Crowd Up.

All Right, Fun's Over. Move Along. Let's Go.

I Agree With Mr. Jameson. We Should Unmask Him.

Forget It, Friend.

The Police Commissioner Has Ordered Hands Off.

He Wants To Check It Out With The City's Legal Eagles.

I Think The Commissioner's Right.

So Long As He's Behind Bars, He Won't Give Us Any Trouble.

You Men Take A Break. I'll Watch Him.

He Won't Come To For A Couple Of Hours Yet.

I'm Going To Call My Wife.

Where Am I?

What Happened?

Those Bars.

I'm In Prison!

I've Been Captured By The Police.

Judging From What I've Overheard,

They Won't Try To Unmask Me Yet.

That Means I Can Lie Here And Relax

While My Strength Comes Back To Me.

Mmm...I Must Have Fallen 20 Stories.

Come On,
Spidey Strength.

Don't Play Hard-To-Get When I Need You.

Don't Worry, Dear. I'll Be All Right.

No, Spider-Man's
No Threat Now.

I'll Be Home
In A Few Hours.

Grab That Guy.

He's Just
What We Need.

The Only Way To Break Out Of Here Is With A Hostage.

Not A Sound, Pops.

We're Blowing
This Joint,

And You're
Our Ticket Home.

[Laughter]

Oh, My Shoulder.

Must Have Injured It When I Fell.

Got To Try And Take It Easy Till I Get Back To Normal.

[Men Talking Excitedly]

What's All That Commotion In The Hall Outside?

Since When Do They Hold Conventions

In Prison Infirmaries?

Cons Trying A Breakout,

And They've Got Captain Stacy As A Hostage!

Stop Squirming,
Mister.

If I Try To Free Captain Stacy And Foul It Up,

It Could Cost Him
His Life.

Then There's My Shoulder. Can I Risk It

With Stacy's Life At Stake, Not To Mention My Own?

What's The Matter
With Me?

I Once Swore Never To Turn My Back On Anyone,

And I'm Not Starting Now.

My Best Bet
Is To Bluff Them,

Make Them Think I Want To Throw In With Them.

Is That A Private Party, Boys, Or Can Anyone Join In?

Hey, It's
Spider-Man!

So That's Why They Had Them Extra Guards.

Come On.
Let's Jump Him.

Well, You've Got It All Wrong, Group.

I Want To Join You, Not Stop You.

I Don't Like It. He Never Helped

Any Of Us
On The Outside.

Why Should He
Help Us Now?

I Wouldn't Be
In Here

If Not For
That Crummy Punk.

I Say We Polish Him Off Right Now.

Hey, He Just Stood There And Took It.

[Pow]

[Thud]

You're Living In A Dream World, Bigmouth.

I Just Stood There Because I Couldn't Believe

Anyone Would Be Dumb Enough To Take A Poke At Me.

Thinking: Luckily, My Spider Strength Is Back.

[Crash]

You've Got
To Be Kidding.

You're Tackling Spider-Man, Not Snow White.

All Right, Web Head, That's Enough.

One More Move, And This Guy Gets It.

You Wouldn't Want That To Happen, Would You?

Thinking: My Only Chance Is To Bluff It.

Do What You Want With Him. It's No Skin Off My Nose.

Hey, He Means It.

He Don't Care Nothing About This Guy.

He's Trying
To Break Out, Too.

Let Him Join Us.

We Can Use
A Guy Like That.

Ok, Web Head,
Start Talking.

What Do You Got
To Offer?

Thinking: It Worked.

Ok, Spidey, You've Cooled The Scene.

Now, What's
Your Next Move?

Gentlemen, Here's What We're Gonna Do--

[Siren Blaring]

Get The Riot g*ns.

There's A Break In The Infirmary.

That's Where
Spider-Man Is.

You'll Have To Hold Your Fire In There.

The Word
Just Came Through--

They've Taken Captain Stacy As A Hostage.

That Masked Wall-Crawler

Is Probably Behind The Whole Thing.

Don't Worry.
We'll Get Him.

[Siren Blaring]

Must Act As Though I'm Siding With The Cons.

I've Got To Think Of Myself, Too.

If I Don't Break Out,

They're Sure To Unmask Me Sooner Or Later.

What Good's That Gonna Do? We Can't Get Up That High.

If This Is A Double-Cross--

It's Not,
And Even If It Were,

What Would You Do?

Thinking: My Shoulder Still Hurts.

Can't Take Them
All At Once.

No Matter How Fast I Am, Even If I Do Rush Them,

One Of Them Is Bound To Hurt Stacy.

Got To Play It Cool.

I'll Find Us An Escape Route Outside.

You Get Past The Guards Down There

By Holding Stacy In Front Of You.

All Right, You,
Let's Go.

I Think I Know What I've Got To Do.

The Only Way To Squash Their Breakout

And Free Captain Stacy

Is To Pick Them Off One At A Time.

And My Best Chance Of Getting Away With It

Is To Work In The Dark,

Which Means I've Got To Make It To The Master Fuse Box.

Yes, Let Them Through.

We Can't Risk Captain Stacy's Life.

What About Spider-Man? There's No Sign Of Him.

Funny You Should Ask.

It's Him!

On The Ceiling!

You'd Never Believe Me If I Told You I'm On Your Side,

So I Won't Even Try.

Anyway, You'll Be Free In A While,

When The Webbing
Wears Off.

But Now I'm Afraid It's Time To Say Good Night.

I Hope You Gents Aren't Afraid Of The Dark.

[Buzzing]

And That Takes Care Of The Fuses.

Now To Take Care
Of The Cons.

[Siren Blaring]

[Siren Stops]

[Buzzing]

What's Going On?

What Happened
To The Lights?

I Don't Like This.

Don't Worry.
We Got Stacy.

Where's Spider-Man?

Right Here, Gents.
This Way.

Why Did
The Lights Go Out?

I Did It.

We'll Be Harder To Find In The Dark.

Come On.
Through The Mess Hall.

Get Moving, Gramps. You're First,

Just In Case There's A Welcoming Committee.

Quickly.

Over Here. Cross The Yard. Go 2 At A Time.

Now!

[Siren Blaring]

Oh, No! They Found
The Lights!

[No Audio]

Stacy, Duck!

[Crash]

I'm Grateful To You, Spider-Man.

I Never
Really Believed

You'd Throw In
With Their Kind.

You May Be Certain That I'll Testify

In Your Behalf When The Time Comes.

In My Behalf?

You Mean, You Expect Me To Stay Here, A Prisoner,

Till I Come To Trial?

Of Course.

It's Your Chance To Clear Yourself.

What Are You Doing?

I'm Leaving.

My Shoulder's Ok Now, You're Safe,

And Prison
Depresses Me.

If I Stick Around,

They Might Try
To Unmask Me,

And Strangely Enough,

I Do Rather Enjoy

Running Around In A Hot Costume,

Swinging From Building To Building.

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪