03x11 - Knight Must Fall

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[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Narrator: It Was A Normal Evening In The City.

People Went About Their Business In An Ordinary Way--

Just Another Saturday Night.

Big Night
So Far, Chief.

Advanced Sales Are Really Piling Up.

I Got $10,000
In The Cash Box.

Better Put It
In The Safe.

You're Right.
Let Me Have It.

I'll Take
That, Buddy.

Yeah. We're Collecting For The Actors Fund.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Why, You Bums.

Glad To See
You Got

A Hit On
Your Hands, Mac.

Yeah. King Arthur.

Gee, I Read Something About Him Once--

All About The Knights Of The Round Table

And How They Went Around Knocking Off Robbers.

Hey, No Kidding?

I'm Glad
It's Only A Play.

Ha Ha Ha.

Come On. Let's Scram.

Yeah, Boss.

You'll Never Get Away With This, You Thieves.

Oh, Yeah?
Who's Gonna Stop Us?

There Ain't No Knights In Shining Armor

Around Anymore, Pop.

Ha Ha Ha!

Man: Hold, Varlets.

Boss. Boss, Do You See What I See?

I'm Afraid I Do.

Are We Going Nuts
Or What?

What The--
Who Is That Guy?

I Am Knight Sir Gallahad

Of The Table Round, Good Citizen.

My Liege Lord,
King Arthur,

Commands Me
To Battle Evildoers

With My Sword And Shining Lance.

He's A Screwball.

Get Off Of There,
You Bum.

I'll Take
That Ill-Gotten Loot,

You Vile Miscreants.

Narrator:
Many Eyes Watched

The Fantastic Figure In Shining Armor

Hold At Bay
2 Armed Hoodlums,

Including Our Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man,

Who Patrols The City Streets From The Sky Every Night,

On The Watch
For Crime.

Another Dull Evening.

Nothing Much Doing
In Mid-Town.

Guess I Can Knock Off And Get To My Homework.

Hello. What's Going On In Front Of That Theater?

Holy Cats! Can I Believe My Eyes?

A Guy In Old-Fashioned Armor

Fighting A Couple Of Holdup Men?

I'd Better
Get Down Closer.

Ok, Sucker,
You Asked For It.

Unh!

[Buzzing]

He Knocked Them Out.

That Lance Or Spear Or Whatever It Is

Is Electrified!

Once Again, Good Triumphs Over Evil.

Farewell, Citizens.

Hey! That's
My Money, You--

Hold It, Iron Pants.

Gadzooks! Hath Merlin The Magician

Conjured Up
A Fantastic Spirit

To Oppose Me?

And You, Garbed Like Unto A Spider.

But Yea And Verily, My Shining Lance

Shall Conquer All Who Stand In My Path.

[Buzzing]

So Perish All Evildoers!

Now To Summon My Trusty Steed And Be Gone.

[Whistles]

[Tires Screech]

A Clean Getaway.

No Hope Of Catching Up With Him Now.

But We'll Meet Again, My Tin-Plated Friend.

Hold It,
Spider-Man.

I've Got To Get Out Of Here Before They Pin This Job On Me.

Jameson: Look At That!

The Globe Gets A Pic Of Spider-Man's Latest Crime,

And Where Were You,
Parker?

I Was, Uh...
Kind Of Tied Up

At The Time, Chief.

Never Mind!
Forget The Excuses!

I Don't Know Why I Keep You On The Payroll, Parker!

Every Time Spider-Man Pulls One Of His Fantastic Crimes,

You Are Busy Somewhere Else! Why, I--

Huh? Spider-Man?

But, Chief, I Understood It Was Some Screwball

Dressed Up Like A Knight In Shining Armor--

Sir Gallahad.

Nah! That Knight
Nonsense

Is Probably Just A Publicity Stunt

For The Play
King Arthur!

Nobody Goes Around In A Suit Of Armor Anymore!

It Was Spider-Man Behind The Whole Thing!

Nobody Goes Around In Armor, Eh?

Well, I Hope You're Right, Chief.

If That Joker In The Steel Suit Turns Up Again,

I'll Prove
That I'm Innocent.

Hey, Speak Of The Devil.

Hey, Joe, Take A Look Back There.

Am I Seeing Things,

Or Are We
Being Chased

By A Knight
In Shining Armor?

Joe: Huh? A Knight, You're Saying?

What? You're Right.

And He's
Gaining On Us!

Yeah. Well,
I'll Fix That.

Steady, My Trusty Steed.

The Villains Are Attempting To Outrace Us.

But I Shall Foil Their Scheme.

[Buzzing]

[Tires Screeching]

[Crash]

Ha Ha! Varlets!

It Is Useless To Attempt To Flee

From The Strong Hand Of Justice.

And Now I Will Take Your Stolen Treasure.

What? The Spider
Demon Again?

Have At You,
Vile Miscreant.

Your Questing Days Are Just About Over,

You Can Of Baloney.

Take That,
Sorcerer!

[Crash]

Ooh!

I've Been Called A Donkey Before,

But Never Quite
So Visually.

Got To Get Loose Of This Sign Before That Screwball

In The Tin Suit Gets Away Again.

What The--
Where Did He--

Got Away Again.
Blast It!

Why Do I Got To Be One Of The Good Guys

And Knock Myself Silly Chasing Crooks?

Ohh...Oh, Well.

Time To Call It A Day.

Hi, Betty.
How's Tricks?

Peter!

Oh, My. Mr. Jameson Has Been Looking All Over For You.

You Better Go In His Office Right Away.

Uh-Oh. Sounds Like I'm In Trouble Again.

Yes, Shelby. Ok, I Got That.

Parker, I've Been Looking For You!

No, No. Go Ahead, Shelby.

Right. Right. I Got It.

Good Story.
Museum Trustees

Return To City On Noon Boat, Dock 24,

With Rare Treasure--

A Sword Believed To Have Once Belonged

To Famous King Arthur Of Legend.

Right. Right.

Now, When Does The Ship Get In?

Thinking: What's That?

Sword Of King Arthur? Pier What?

Right. Ship Docks At 12 Noon Today.

What's The Number Of That Pier Again?

What's The Number Of The Pier Aga--

Oh, Yeah. Dock 24.

Uh-Huh. Ok, Cover It At Your End,

And We'll Save Front-Page Space.

Right. So Long.

[Slam]

Now, Parker,
Where The Devil--

Huh! I Could
Have Sworn--Oh!

That Kid
Is Driving Me Nuts!

Got To Get Down To The Waterfront Before Noon.

Well, Here We Are.

And I Still Got A Couple Of Minutes To Go.

Everything Looks Quiet Enough.

There Are The Museum Officials, All Right.

And They've Got What Looks Like A Sword In A Box.

But Still No Sign Of That Cast-Iron Crackpot.

Huh? What's That?

It's Showdown Time,

And If I Let That Canned Ham Get Away Again...

What? You Again?

Gadzooks, Varlet.

This Time, You Shall Taste My Steel.

Oh, h* h* h*!

That Tin-Plated Trickster Has More Gadgets

Up His Iron Sleeve Than You Can Shake A Web At.

But Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Has A Few Tricks, Too.

[Tires Screeching]

[Splash]

Spider-Man: Ha Ha Ha!

You Know What
They Say, Fella--

Knight Must Fall.
Ha Ha Ha!

Look! The Box Containing The Sword--

It Will Sink!

Relax, Professor.
Here You Are.

Just Like Landing
A Flounder.

And, Hey,
What's This?

Hey, This Flounder Is Already Canned.