03x14 - Rollarama

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[Rumbling]

[Woman Screaming]

Look Out! Here Comes Another One!

[Screaming]

Susan: Wow. Isn't It Thrilling, Peter?

I Feel Just Like
A Burglar.

Peter: Make It A Detective, Susan.

Those Rolla-Boll ba*ls

Seem To Originate
From Here.

Unless We Can Stop Them, The City's m*ssile Site

Is Certain
To Be Flattened.

How Can You
Be Sure, Peter?

We've Been Here
For Hours

And Haven't
Uncovered

Anything Faintly Resembling One.

Besides, How Could This Old House

Hold Anything
So Enormous

As A Mean Old Rolla-Boll Ball?

Have You
Forgotten, Sue,

Who This Place Is Supposed To Belong To?

You Mean Dr. Von Glutz?

Dr. Carl Von Glutz.

So That's It. The Microbotanist.

Yes, I See.

But, Peter, He Hasn't Been Seen For Years.

I Mean,
People Don't Know

If He's Just Some Sort Of Hermit

Or If Maybe He Got Swallowed Up By His Plants.

One Thing's
Certain, Sue--

If Any Man Alive
Could Make

Giant Rollas Out Of Boll Weevil ba*ls,

That Man
Is Carl Von Glutz.

Susan: Peter,
Look At This.

What Have You Got There?

I Don't Know.

I Found It Amongst Some Other Boxes.

The Rest Were Empty.

Hmm...
A Micro Rolla-Boll.

Micro?

How's That Possible?

I Don't Know, But I Think We're Getting

To The Bottom Of Our Mystery, And It--

Hey, It's Getting Warmer.

Peter!

Peter, Look At This.

It...It Looks Like Some Sort Of Cave.

But To Where?

It Is.
It's The Glutz Machine.

It Leads To The Land Of Crystal Creation.

Come On.
You're Kidding.

No.

This Book--It's Dr. Glutz's Lab Manual.

Let's See It.

Hmm...It Is
A Lab Manual.

You're Right.
Very Old, Though.

Hey, Get This--

"My Desire To Taste The Unknown Unquenchable,

"Having Succeeded
In Retrieving

"A Mysterious
Sort Of Seed Pod

"From The Cave Entrance,

"Where They've Been Bottled Up For Centuries.

"I Myself Go Forward

"To Carry On
My Experiments

"And Seek
A Finer World

"Into The Cave Of Crystal Creation.

Signed Von Glutz."

Wow.

And Here's More.

"To Those Who Come After Me, Beware.

"These Seed Pods, Once In Fresh Air,

"Exhibit A Startling Growth Rate

"Coupled With Decidedly Malevolent Character Traits.

"For This Reason, I Have Packed Them In Vacuum Boxes.

"Under No Circumstances

Should These Boxes Ever Be Opened, Or Else--"

[Loud Crashing]

[Screaming]

Peter, When It Falls, Camp Forward Will Flatten!

That Thing's
Got To Be Stopped,

But How?

Can't Roll It
Back Uphill.

Can't Let It Fall.

Got To Find
A Weakness,

But Where?

The Glutz Machine. Just Maybe...

Peter, Don't!

No Time To Argue.

Our Whole Free Enterprise System Is At Stake.

I'm Going In.

You Go Back.
And Hurry!

Notify The Police.

Gives Me The Chills. Well, Better Get Swinging.

Well, Nice Place
To Visit,

But I'm Here
On Business.

Holy Tadpole.

My, What Big Gums You Have, Granny.

That's It.

Why Don't You Just Try Hanging Around A While

Till You Cool Off?

[Pow]

Oh...

What Hit Me?

Well, At Least I Guess We're Going To Town.

But This Is Hardly What I'd Call Warm Hospitality.

My Name Is Veggio.
Who Are You?

Why Do You Intrude On Our Domain?

I Am Spider-Man,
An Earthling.

I've Come--

Earthling, I Should Have You Hanged.

You Earthlings Have Been Responsible

For The Ruination Of Vegeton Lands.

How Am I--

Look At This Place--

Once A Garden, Now A Frozen Waste.

This Is The Work Of An Earthling.

Dr. Von Glutz.

Ah, You Know This Man.

I Have Come
To Find Him,

To Take Him Away.

I Feel
He Has Unleashed

Fearsome Forces
On My World.

I Have Come
To Stop Them.

Ah, The Rolling Pods.

Yes. They Must
Be Stopped.

Then, Earthling, I Wish You Well In Your Endeavor.

You Have
Our Moral Support.

I Only Wish I Could Give You Our Help.

You Are
Powerless To Act?

Von Glutz
Saw To That.

But How?

There Lies Summit City, Our Former Home.

Years Ago, When Carl Von Glutz Stumbled On It,

We Took Him In.

We, As All Other High Forms Of Life

In These
Labyrinized Caverns,

Are Vegetons, Creatures Of Pure Plant Life.

As A Botanist, Von Glutz Was Fascinated,

And All Proceeded
Amicably...

Till He Discovered The Rolling Pods.

He Found Out They Would Germinate To Life

Under Temperatures Of Extreme Cold.

Spider-Man: So He Turned This Place Into An Icebox.

Yes, Not Fit For Plant Habitation.

Believe Me, We Would Gladly Make Him Pay,

But We Are Unable
To Get Close

To Our Former Home.

The Cold
Always Stops Us.

And Soon It Will Be Too Cold For Us Even Here.

Then All I've Got To Do Is Heat Up The Environment.

If You Only Could.

Their Environment
Is Controlled

By A Nuclear Generator Created By The Doctor.

Destroy That, And You Destroy The Pods.

I'll Give It A Whirl.

Be Careful.
They're Clever.

They Have Eyes
Everywhere.

Did You See That?

Sound The Alarm.

There's An Animal Invader In Our Midst.

It Must Be Destroyed!

That Generator
In The Square--

That's Where The Power Must Be.

Now If I Can Only Slip In Unnoticed.

O Highest Emperor Pod,

Our Outer-Ring
Defense Reports

Our Territory Invaded By A Creature...

A Man.

Impossible.

Yes, O Omnipotence,

And He's Heading Here To Summit City!

Ha Ha Ha. So, The Animals Rise Again, Eh?

Wouldn't Dr. Von Glutz Be Pleased To Witness This?

That Is, If We Had Allowed Him To Live. Ha Ha Ha!

Now...What Precautions Have We Taken

To Capture This Pest?

O Exaltedness, You Will Be Delighted To Hear.

We Have Baited A Trap At The Generator,

Near Which We Believe

The Insectivorous Intruder Will Arrive.

Yes, Of Course.
The Generator.

He's Here To Steal
Our Thunder,

So By All Means,
Let's Give Him

A Shock Of His Life.

Prepare The Arena.

Yes, We Could All Use The Amusement.

Ha Ha Ha!

Yes.

By All Means,
Let Him Land.

Let Him Land!
Heh Heh Heh!

Yes. Ha Ha Ha!

Our Great Friend
Goliath

Will Enjoy
The Exercise.

[Both Laughing]

This Gate Wasn't Built To Keep Out Spiders.

The Generator-- It Must Be In There.

[Thud]

Spider-Man: Now Just Keep My Eyes Open For Guards.

There It Is--
The Power!

All I've
Got To Do Now Is--

[Growling]

[Bang]

That Planted One On Them.

Let's Hope They Stay Wallflowers.

[Thud]

[Cheering]

[Shouting]

Spider-Man:
Some Fall.

Yeah, What A Bring-Down. Now They've Got Me!

What's Happening
To Me Here?

And Camp Forward-- What's Happening There?

It's Heading For The m*ssile Warhead!

If It Hits,
We're All Doomed!

Now, Earthling, You Shall Pay The Penalty

For Your Brazen Trespassing Of Summit City.

You Shall Learn
We Allow Here

No Pigs, Rats, Or Other Such Animals...

Save One. Hee Hee Hee!

Which You Shortly
Will Meet.

[Onlookers Jeering]

Yes, You Shall Now Pay For Your Arrogant Animal Curiosity

By Coming Face To Face With The Very Creature

Which Curiosity Taught The Greatest Lesson...

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

A Lesson
You Now Will Share.

Loose Goliath! Let The Game Begin!

[Onlookers Cheering]

[Roar]

Spider-Man:
Holy Cats!

[Roaring]

[Crunch]

[Crunch]

You Need A Collar.

[Roaring]

Leader: Enough!

I've Had Enough Of This!

Correction,
My Friend.

For You, The Party's Just Beginning.

I've Lost Enough Time. Now Got To Move Fast.

[Shouting]

Lucky This Stuff Is Shielded With Platinum.

[Steam Hisses]

[Steam Hisses]

[Groaning]

Spider-Man: The Ice Age Is Over.

You Can Return
To Your City.

I Got What I Came For.

Let's Hope I Can Use It In Time.

It's Nearing The m*ssile Warhead!

Everyone, Evacuate!
Evacuate!

Looks Like
I'm Just In Time.

Well, Atoms, Anyone?

Fire!

[Loud expl*si*n]

That Deflated His Ego.

So, You See, Susan,

All The Credit Belongs To Spider-Man.

I Just Handed Him The Nuclear Pile.

He Did All The Rest.

Now, Wait A Minute.

Don't Go Selling Yourself Short Again.

You Know
Something, Sue?

I Think You've Got A Point There.

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪