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Greedy People (2024)

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Greedy People (2024)

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[country music playing]

[country music continues]

[Murphy]

Last night I had a dream

you were coming to me

on the water.

And even though I knew

it was impossible,

for some reason,

in my dream, I believed it.

Then you were gone

and that storm was coming.

There was thunder,

and lightning,

and dark clouds.

It was destroying

all the boats in its way.

In my dream,

it was bringing death.

I haven't had a dream like that

since before I lost you.

But it was just a dream

and it's normal

to have dreams about boats

in a town such as this.

All right, I'm late for work.

I'mma come visit you

this week,

bring you some new flowers.

[country music continues]

[Paige] Will!

Your breakfast is getting cold.

[hums]

Bailey!

- [can lid clinks]

- [Paige] Ah!

Okay, good dog. You want some?

You want some breakfast?

I know you do. I know you...

[strained] Oh, sweet dog.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, I love you.

Hey, babe?

Quit your primpin' and come eat.

[Will sighs]

That dog ate another

pair of my socks.

Well, he's very sorry.

Aren't you, Bailey?

Hey, can you look at this?

What? What happened?

I don't know. I just woke up

with it like this.

Well...

Yeah, it's a burst vessel.

You can hardly notice it.

I just wish it didn't happen

on my first day.

- Mmm. Now, come on.

- [soft chuckle]

Sit and eat

or you're gonna be late.

Hey, no more moving boxes

or painting today, okay?

I know you're anxious

to get started,

but I'll do it when I get back.

I'll just do the light ones

and I at least wanna get

the nursery done.

Can't you just let me do it?

You gotta rest.

You worry too much. Okay.

I'll probably

just do a little work,

take a walk around town,

get to know it a little more.

[birds chirping]

[Murphy] Now, you're gonna ride

with Officer Brogen

- for a week or so...

- Sign right there.

...till you can get familiar

with how we do things

around here

and then you'll get

your own car.

Sounds good.

How you like Providence so far?

Oh, I've only been here

three days

but the people are nice,

and it sure is beautiful.

Yeah. Yeah. You'll find

it's a very strong community.

People mostly keep

to themselves

but they will go

out of their way

to help one another

when need be.

And how about your wife?

How's she doing, well?

Ah, says she feels

as big as a whale

and can't sleep,

but otherwise,

she's all good.

What'cha all

having, a boy or a girl?

- Boy.

- Oh!

Wonderful.

[Terry] How do you get

a nun pregnant?

- You f*ck her!

- [Murphy] Terry!

New guy!

- Officer Shelly.

- Will.

Oh! What's wrong with your eye?

Uh, it's a burst vessel.

- It looks f*cked up.

- [Murphy] Jesus, Terry.

Well, it does!

Officer Brogen here

has been with us 16 years

and he's gonna

show you the ropes.

Get you situated. And play nice.

Appreciate that.

Is that contagious?

No.

Whatever, let's f*cking ride.

Have a good one, boys. Terry?

- Yeah?

- Cut the swearing.

Was I swearing? Sorry.

So, you're a mainlander?

Columbia. Graduated

at the academy,

got the job here

and moved with my wife

three days ago.

Not a lot of people move here.

Well, we were looking

for something a bit different

now we're starting a family.

Quieter.

How long you had

a wife for?

I'm married about a year

and a half now.

- How about you?

- No, no wife.

- I got a lady though.

- Yeah?

Yeah, to be honest,

I think I love her.

- [car door clicks]

- It's complicated.

- [Will] I wish y'all the best.

- Thanks.

The heart wants

what the heart wants, right?

- Yeah.

- Is that what they say?

You mind

if I move this?

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Here we go.

- You spearfish?

- Uh, never tried it.

I haven't paid for fish

in six years.

[engine starts]

I always got

three pieces of advice

for new officers here.

Number one,

don't k*ll anybody

unless you really have to

'cause that sh*t is messy.

Number two,

respect Captain Murphy

even though you might find

her way of doing things strange.

How you mean?

All started a few years ago.

Her and her witch lady wife,

they lost their kid.

Adopted son. He had

some f*cked-up disease.

You can't really blame her.

I mean, she's a good woman.

She's a good captain.

Number three,

get yourself a hobby

that you can do on the job.

- Hobby?

- That's right.

This is Providence, man.

Nothing happens here.

You get the occasional

bar fight, boat theft,

but what you don't get

in action and adventure,

you make up for in spare time

which is why I recommend

you do like I do.

Get yourself a hobby.

Chinese?

Mandarin.

Don't be r*cist.

[speaks Mandarin]

What does that mean?

It means I'm f*cking fluent

in Chinese.

- Hey, what's

your favorite band?

- Favorite band?

- Yeah.

- Ah, man, I don't know.

'Cause that reminds me...

I got a band.

- You do?

- Yeah. We're called Man Riot.

I write all the songs,

play guitar, lay down vocals.

- Here.

- [object clatters]

- Oh.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're gonna like it.

Check it out.

- [stereo clicks]

- [rock music plays]

[Terry] Right?

I do the bass. I--

[volume decreases]

I do the bass, I do the drums.

I mean, they're not real drums,

but it's amazing

what you can do

on a computer nowadays.

It's like my house

became a recording studio.

Seriously. Hey.

That's Tilly's.

We can get coffee there.

Let me show you.

- [police siren whoops]

- [car revs]

[tires screech]

[music stops]

Hey, Tilly.

This is the new guy, Will.

Nice to meet you.

A few years back,

Tilly's husband

got hit in the head

with a tree branch.

Went crazy and k*lled

some people at Walmart.

- f*cked up.

- [coffee pours]

Oh. Sorry.

Ah, c'est la vie.

Thank you, Tilly.

Nice to meet you, ma'am.

[door creaks]

[birds chirping]

- [indistinct chatter]

- Come on.

You like oysters?

I love 'em.

I'm not a crackers guy though.

Gotta sh**t 'em raw.

Use the g*dd*mn crosswalk,

Brice, or I'm gonna run you

the f*ck over!

[car horn honks]

This is Al's Diner.

He'll give you coffee

and a donut.

- [paper cup thuds]

- You gotta meet Al.

- [doorbell chimes]

- [paper cup thuds]

- Hey, Al!

- Hey!

How you doing today?

- Having woman problems.

- Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I ain't got no woman.

[both laugh]

This is Will Shelly.

New on the force.

- Nice to meet you.

- Shelly. Shell--

You ain't the William Shelly

who lifted all that cash

from the bank up in Charlotte,

did you?

- My father.

- [Al] Ah!

I remember your old man

from the news stories.

- He gave a run at it,

didn't he?

- Yeah, until he didn't.

Yeah, I didn't mean

nothing by it.

So, what can I get you boys?

Uh, two coffees,

two glazed donuts,

and a chocolate bar.

- Yeah.

- You want anything?

So your old man...

What happened there?

I mean, you don't have to answer

if you don't want to

but I figured

it's out there now.

It's kind of awkward

if I don't ask.

Plus, you know, I'll just

Google it later, so...

I'm used to it.

Back when I was a kid,

he used to manage a bank

up in Morehead,

came up with a system

to keep some for himself

on the side.

- Ah.

- Only it wasn't

a very good system.

Uh-huh.

He got 15 years.

Everything got taken

from my mom, my sisters, and me.

Damn!

So, wait... [chews]

...your daddy was a bank robber

and you became a cop?

That's one way of lookin' at it.

Pretty badass, if you ask me.

[chews loudly]

- [upbeat music playing]

- [seagulls squawking]

Okay.

Oh, all right. Oh!

All right. [exhales]

- Does that look

straight to you?

- [Bailey whines]

Yeah, me neither.

What about now?

[chill music playing]

[sighs]

Hey, Bailey. Uh-uh.

No, we promised.

We have to wait.

We have to wait.

[glasses clink]

[exhales, groans softly]

What?

I'm working, aren't I?

We promised.

[taps pen]

[strained]

We are gonna wait.

[exhales]

How much is the Peek-a-Blue?

That one's, uh,

55 dollars a gallon.

Fifty-five?

Well, it has

a high grade of resin.

Saves you money in the end.

- [papers rustle]

- You know,

human beings are not

the only one that makes jerky.

Red squirrels are known

to slice up a mushroom

and lay it out to dry

on account

of they can save it

for later.

[chuckles lightly]

[table thuds]

I'll take two gallons.

- Peek-a-Blue blue?

- Mm-hmm.

I'll mix it up for ya.

You know, it's funny,

though, that they--

A rodent will make a...

[footsteps]

[ominous music plays]

- Who's that?

- Not someone you should know.

Hm. That sounds ominous.

Let's say if you have a problem

and you want it to go away.

That ominous fella

can make that problem go away.

Like a handyman?

Like a... final handyman.

I'll be right back.



[car approaching]

What, is this your house

or something?

Not exactly.

So what are we doing here?

I think we deserve a break.

We've hardly been working.

Well, it's just a place

I like to come sometimes

during the day.

[woman] Hurry up

and get inside!

Yeah, one second, babe.

- You gotta be kidding me.

- It's not what you think.

I think you're gonna

leave me here

while you go screw her.

Yu Yan is not just some chick

I'm gonna go screw.

This is my lady.

Remember, I told you about her?

Now, remember what I also said,

things are highly complicated,

meaning me making love

to her right now

could very well piss off

her husband,

so we gotta be discreet.

You've got your police car

parked right up outside

her house.

[speaks Mandarin]

[speaks Mandarin]

Look, I showed you

the ropes, all right?

Let me have a break.

All you showed me

is where to get free coffee.

All that stuff,

it woulda taken you weeks

to learn that by yourself.

- Be fast.

- I always am.

Oh, and, uh,

if you see a middle-aged

Chinese businessman,

just honk the horn

a couple times.

I'll be back faster

than you can say

"blueberry-f*ck'-pie."

Blueberry-f*ck'-pie.

I wasn't being literal.

Yu Yan...

[speaks Mandarin]

[Yu Yan] Well, get inside.

- [CD thuds]

- [sighs]

[birds chirping]

- [stereo clicks]

- [rock music blares]

- [clicks]

- [music stops]

- [female voice in Mandarin]

- [speaks Mandarin]

[recoding in English]

How's your day?

[female voice speaks Mandarin]

[speaks Mandarin]

Hey, babe. Yeah, I--

I met my new partner Terry.

So, uh, we're busy doin', uh...

police work.

So yeah, I'll-I'll--

I'll see you later.

I love you.

[stereo music blaring]

- [vehicle passing through]

- [birds chirping]

[distant dog barking]

[dispatcher over radio]

Calling Car 2. Calling Car 2.

- [inhales sharply, groans]

- [distant dog barking]

- Car 2! Terry, you there?

- Oh, sh*t.

Uh, yeah.

This is Officer Shelly.

Officer Shelly, we've got

an 11-15 in progress

at the Chetlo house,

225 Sunnyside Boulevard.

- 11-15?

- That's right, 11-15.

sh*t. Okay, okay.

Uh, thank you, Cheryl.

Uh, I'm on it.

Uh, we're on it.

Officer Brogen too.

Terry!

- [horn honks]

- Terry!

- [horn honking]

- [rock music blaring]

[thumping]

[horn honking]

Terry!

- [horn honking]

- [dog barking]

Sorry, ma'am.

- Terry...

- [car tires screeching]

- Terry, you need to come in.

- [car revving]

- [rock music blaring]

- [thumping]

[Yu Yan moaning]

- [Will] Terry, you need

to come in.

- [moaning continues]

Terry!

Terry, come on, man.

We gotta go.

There's a burglary in progress.

- [man] You!

- Terry!

Where do you think you're going?

I know what you're doing here.

- Come back here right now.

- No, sir.

It's not me, okay?

It's is my first day.

- [engine revs]

- You have a good day.

[police siren wailing]

[tires screeching]

[police siren wailing]

[woman moaning]

[police siren wailing continues]

- [tires screech]

- [siren wailing stops]

Police! Come out

with your hands up!

[muffled music playing

over headphones]

Mmm.

[tense music playing]

Come out now!

[muffled music continues]

[muffled music continues]

[knife chopping]

[tense music continues]

[pants]

[g*nsh*t]

[screams]

[muffled music playing]

- What the f*ck?!

- Okay, ma'am.

I got a call about

an intruder in the house.

I didn't call about

a f*cking intruder!

You just came in here

and shot at me!

I'm sorry, ma'am.

You gotta stay calm, okay?

f*ck you!

I'll show you calm, you c**t!

No, no. Stay back. Hey.

- No. Ma'am.

- [grunting]

[clattering]

[groaning]

You're done for!

You'll never work

- another day in your life!

- I don't want to hurt you!

- [shatters]

- [Will grunts]

- You piece of sh*t!

- Don't make me use force.

- [Virginia grunting]

- [strained breathing]

[Will gasping]

[Virginia] Go to sleep, f*ck!

[Will choking]

- [high-pitched feedback]

- [Will groaning]

[table clattering]

[muffled music playing

over headphones]

[coughing]

[gasping]

[panting]

Ma'am?

Ma'am?

- [squelches]

- [Will gasps]

No. No, no.

[breathes shakily] No.

[gasping, panting]

[Will vomiting, coughing]

[panting, groaning]

[coughing]

[whispers]

That's a good color.

- [grunting]

- [wind blowing]

Thanks, Stu.

What the g*dd*mn f*ck, Will?

I said, "Chinese businessman."

The guy went crazy on me.

I barely got away.

What's the matter?

I f*cked up bad.

What the f*ck did you do?

[Terry] Oh, f*ck me! What--

What the f*ck happened,

Will? What--

She is very f*ck' dead!

[stammers, coughs]

Was she dead

when you got here?

Did you k*ll her, Will?

[Will cries]

It was an accident.

Jesus Christ!

[crying]

[exhales, clears throat]

[clears throat]

Uh, I was responding

to the burglary,

and, uh, then she--

she jumped out with a knife,

- Terry, okay, and I don't know.

- Wait, wait, wait.

Did you say burglary?

What f*ck' burglary?

There was an 11-15 called in.

11-15's not a burglary.

That is a sexual act

in a car violation.

- What?

- She calls it in all the time

on Joey Ledbetter.

- He likes to bring

his girls up here.

- Wait, you mean...

You responded Joey Ledbetter

trying to get laid

in his mom's station wagon

and somebody died.

- Ah, no, no, no, no, no.

- And not just anybody.

That-- that's Virginia Chetlo

you k*lled, man.

[gasping]

Are you sure she's dead?

Half the dining room table

is inside her skull, man!

You-- you think

I'm gonna lose my job?

Yes, Will! I think

you are gonna lose your job.

Wallace Chetlo

is the richest guy in town.

He supplies all the seafood

on the island.

Oh, man. I'm f*cked!

I'm so f*cked!

Yeah. Look, man.

I am really sorry,

but I'm gonna have

to call this in.

Man, this is my first day

on the job.

Not a great start.

- [groans]

- Wait a minute.

f*ck. Wait. f*ck!

This f*ck me too!

You f*cking f*ck!

- I am really f*cked here!

- I know. It's my fault.

- I'm sorry.

- Yeah, no sh*t it's your fault,

but when they find out

that I was making love

to a civilian

while you were busy

murdering housewives,

they're gonna fire my a*s too!

They're gonna take

my pension, man.

Yu Yan and I have plans!

- I got a baby coming.

- Then why the f*ck did you go

and bash a woman's head in,

Will?!

It was my number one

piece of advice!

Don't k*ll anybody

unless you have to!

I knew I shouldn't have

ridden with you the second

I saw your stank-a*s eye!

Hey, it's a burst vessel!

It's got nothing to do with it.

f*ck you.

- [grunts]

- [clatters]

- [tense music playing]

- [clock ticking]

- Will?

- Ah, f*ck.

[breathes heavily]

Man, how am I gonna tell Paige?

sh*t, it's gonna ruin her life.

Will?

- [groans]

- Come here. Look at this.

Look at this. Jesus Christ!

Get the f*ck over here! Look!

Wait, wait. What is--

What is that all doing here?

I don't know,

but who keeps this kind of cash

in a f*cking basket?

Something's going on, right?

Do you think this is a crime

or what?

I think we just need

to calm down

and think this through.

This might give us

another option.

What do you mean?

We could get out of this.

What are you saying?

[footsteps tapping]

We make it look like a m*rder.

- It was an accident.

- I know,

but we make it look like

somebody else did it.

Hear me out, okay?

f*ck up the whole rest

of this place, right?

We clean our tracks.

We take the money.

We say, "We responded,"

then we go work

the rest of the day.

Later tonight,

her husband comes home,

he finds her here,

he thinks it's a burglary

just like you thought it was

in the first place.

- That's ill*gal.

- Illig--

There's a dead woman

on the floor, man!

This is a lot of money,

and you and I are both f*cked

if we don't do this, and soon!

Time's running out.

- No, no, no. I'm just gonna

tell them what happened.

- What, self-defense?

With your old man

being who he is...

Ah, f*ck!

Yeah, f*ck!

Have you done this before?

Ah... [stammers]

I mean, I-I--

I haven't k*lled

anybody before.

But I can tell you this.

This is gonna work.

No one's gonna doubt

that this sh*t was a robbery.

And no one's gonna think

it was the police.

f*cking DNA is all over

the place.

Yeah, no, we say

we responded to her call,

she invited us in for coffee.

That kind of thing happens

all the time around here.

[inhales, sighs]

Look, you've got to do this

for your baby.

You really wanna to watch him

grow up from behind glass?

- Okay.

- Okay!

- Yeah.

- Burglary!

[vase shatters]

[thudding]

[clicking]

[objects clattering]

[glass shattering]

[plastic rustling]

[thudding]

[birds squawking, chirping]

- Terry?

- What?

There was a bike right here.

- I don't remember a bike.

- It was right here.

- Are you sure?

- Positive.

Well, whose was it?

No idea.

[sighs]

Maybe someone, uh,

came and got it, and...

- didn't see inside. f*ck.

- Maybe.

Let's just get out of here.

[Terry] It's 3:25.

I'm gonna grab the next car.

[exhales]

- [radar g*n clicks, beeps]

- Boom! Got one.

[ferry horn blowing]

Cheryl, I'm pulling over

a, uh, silver Buick.

License plate

six-Baker-two-Mary

two-Indigo-eight.

[ferry horn blowing]

What the hell, Terry?

Since when is four

over a ticket?

I'm sorry, Bobette.

Just gotta do my job.

Oh, yeah? Screw you.

- I got kids to feed.

- [Terry] Hey!

Respect the police, okay?

I'm out here putting

my life on the line.

Hey, you know what?

Screw your mom too.

That was uncalled for, Bobette,

and you might wanna

watch your language

in front of your daughters.

Oh, now you're telling me

how to parent?

Oh, f*ck you, Terry.

f*ck you!

You know,

you're a f*ck' loser.

I seen you at the casino

the other night,

and you never got

a free feature, did ya?

- 'Cause you're a loser!

- None of your business.

- None of your damn business,

Bobette!

- You never got the Buffalo...

- Stop while you're ahead!

- ...and you're so angry

about it,

- and you're so pissed, right?

- You know what?

- Buffalo! Buffalo!

- This was over ten years ago!

- Buffalo!

- It wasn't even that good then!

[jars clattering]

[sighs]

[birds squawking]

[Cheryl over radio]

Calling all cars,

calling all cars.

We got an 11-1

at the Chetlo residence.

Repeat, an 11-1

at the Chetlo residence.

Copy that, Cheryl.

[clears throat]

[engine starts]

[siren whoops]

11-1, that's a homicide.

- [man] Yeah,

I'll just get it...

- [woman] Mm-hmm.

...powered up.

All right.

- All right.

- Okay. Okay.

- You ready?

- You're on.

[reporter speaking indistinctly]

- [whispers] Don't f*ck this up.

- Yeah, you too.

[Murphy] We're placing

time of death at 3:25.

[Wallace] I was at work all day.

I sent texts,

but she didn't respond.

I figured she was busy

or just didn't get it.

It's not that unusual.

After work, I came straight home

and that's when

I found her there.

[Murphy] Anybody have access

to the house? Friend?

Maid? Gardener?

We have a maid

and a gardener,

but neither was working today

as far as I know.

Wait.

Her masseur.

He comes every day.

[Murphy]

Okay, what time is that?

Noon?

And, uh, what's his name?

Todd or Keith or something.

We'll find him.

Uh, we were here too.

- That's right.

- Your wife called in

about Joey Ledbetter again,

and Officer Brogen

and Officer Shelly

responded this afternoon.

How was she when you saw her?

Uh, in a good mood.

She even had us in

for a cup of coffee.

Just a delightful woman.

We did not see

the masseur though.

[Murphy] Sir, you notice

anything that was missing?

The place is a mess, but no.

Not one thing.

You sure?

Her jewelry's where she left it.

Yeah, I...

I didn't see a thing missing.

- There must be something.

- Will, enough.

I don't know

what to tell you, kid.

It's all there...

which is what makes me so angry.

She was a beautiful,

wonderful, caring woman,

and now...

[voice cracking]

...it's just all over.

If you find this f*ck,

I'll do whatever it takes

to make sure he suffers

as much as possible.

I want no mercy for him!

Or her.

What?!

- Sorry.

- [Murphy whistles]

Officer Speight.

He's gonna take the rest

of your statement, okay?

Right this way, sir.

Come on.

[Will] So, uh...

do you think it was him?

That's where I'd put my money.

[tense music playing]

[engine stops]

[Terry] Maybe he didn't know

about the money.

A million dollars?

And why didn't he ask about it?

I mean, if he's missing

a million,

he'd want it back.

He ain't that rich.

- [door opening]

- [grunts]

- Must be up to something.

- [switch clicks]

Maybe she was

leaving him, right?

Had the money all ready to go,

cleaned him out,

and then you de-brained her.

Could be, but...

- I think he's lying.

- [switch clicks]

Oh, yeah? What,

you think that masseuse

is up to something?

- You think that's his bike?

- We'll find out.

[door clanks, thuds]

What's the code?

[lock clanks]

It's 67841.

You wanna do it?

You can trust me.

No one ever

comes out here either.

It's gonna be safe.

We don't say

anything to anyone.

We don't touch that money

until this blows over

and then we split it.

[crickets chirring]

[sniffs]

[crickets chirring outside]

- [Will] Paige.

- [door closes]

Hey. Oh, my--

Thank God you're finally home.

I saw the news.

Are you okay?

What happened?

[sighs]

You smell like paint.

I didn't stand on the ladder.

I only painted

the bottom half of the room.

You can do the rest. Come on.

I waited for you to eat dinner.

I wanna hear everything.

Hey, hey, hey.

I gotta tell you something.

All right.

Something happened today, okay?

Something big.

I need you to stay calm

until I get to the end

of what I-I need to say.

I...

Will, you can tell me anything.

Terry k*lled Virginia Chetlo.

- What? What--

- Just, just listen.

Just listen.

It was an accident.

Okay?

We responded to a call

at the house,

and then Terry...

fired his weapon accidentally

and-and it got

out of hand fast.

- Are you okay? Are you okay?

- I'm fine. I'm fine.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah... it's complicated.

We, we found a lot of money

at the scene,

and we were gonna come clean,

but Terry...

- [bar music playing]

- [indistinct chatter]

Boys.

We got a little side bet

going on.

- Oh?

- Roger here,

he got 20 bucks on old Chetlo

but I think

it was that masseuse guy

- everyone talking about.

- Oh.

See, he got her

all nice and relaxed

with a nice massage,

and then...

bam!

Ha! Bashed her head in.

Come on.

Hell, I know you know.

Who did it?

Can't say.

Can't or won't?

Both.

Maybe you boys

should think about

spending your money

on something

a little bit

more tasteful.

What's up with your boy,

Captain?

Now, which boy

is that, Bobette?

Terry. Little shithead.

Wrote me up a ticket

for going four over the limit.

Four! What,

are you running low

on shitty powdered

f*cking creamer

down at the police station?

Uh, that don't sound

like Terry now.

Yeah, so what f*cking gives?

Don't worry about it.

I will take care of it for you.

Tell Terry I said...

- [lighter flicks]

- "f*ck you!"

- Got that?

- I will.

- Yeah.

- [scoffs]

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

[Bobette speaking indistinctly]

[crickets chirring]

[distant dog barking]

[Paige] Will, I'm worried.

What about Terry?

How many people do you think

he's told by now?

No one. He promised.

Well, you told me.

- You're my wife.

- So?

So it's different.

Are you gonna tell him

you told me?

Of course not.

[sighs]

I wanna meet Terry.

- Why?

- I wanna see for myself

if we can trust him.

I'm better at reading people

than you.

[Will] Okay. Okay.

[light switch clicks]

[country music playing]

[grunting]

[distant clattering]

[Will] How much

do you think it is?

I don't know, man.

Could be close to a million.

I got a shipping container

I use for storage.

It's about five miles from here,

Ferry Creek Road.

We can hide it all there

if you want. Keep it safe.

Kept safe.

[objects clattering]

[window squeaking]

[clattering continues]

[Terry] f*ck yeah. Burglary!

- [clattering continues]

- [birds chirping]

[birds chirping]

[door opens]

Man, no offense, but your eye

looks like a cat's as*h*le.

- All right, let's just...

- [car door opens]

[car door closes]

You tell anybody?

No, of course not.

[car door opens, closes]

Why, did you?

No, man. This here's a vault,

but I'm not the one with a wife.

It occurred to me...

[inhales]

...you might have

told her something.

No, I don't want Paige to know,

so you don't have to worry.

The more she knows,

the more she's at risk.

I'm not gonna do that to her

until we get the money.

- All right.

- [car door opens]

Try not to k*ll anybody today.

[tense music plays]

All right,

how should we play this?

Watch him close, see if he seems

to know anything about the money

or about what happened.

sh*t.

What? Is that it?

- [slurping, gulping]

- [indistinct TV chatter]

[exhales]

- You ready now?

- Yeah, sorry. I...

I just get thirsty.

- Uh, what's with your eye?

- [Terry] Hey.

We ask the questions.

- Sorry.

- [TV chatter continues]

Okay, what services

did you provide

for Mrs. Chetlo?

Uh, mostly massage therapy.

She got a massage every day?

Yeah, she was real tense

all the time.

About what?

She worried about something?

Uh, to be honest, I think

she was mostly just lonely.

Yeah, you know, Mr. Wallace

was working all the time

and smells like fish,

and she didn't have

many friends.

Mostly she just sat alone

in that big old house all day.

And what other services

did you provide?

What?

You said, "mostly massages."

Were there other things

you did for her?

Nice.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Uh, yeah, you know,

just like random odd jobs,

like hanging a picture

now and then

or bringing in the groceries.

Tell them about the dancin'.

- Dancin'?

- [sighs]

Yeah, she would have me dance

for her sometimes.

What kind of dancing?

Well, you know, just--

Can I stand up and show you?

Mm-hmm.

[chair creaks]

Kind of like this, like...

Or sometimes, you know...

And why the hell

would she want you to do that?

She liked it, I guess.

And, uh...

[clears throat]

- What would she do while you...

- [sighs]

While you were doing that?

Oh, just watch.

And, uh, sometimes...

- You know.

- No, I don't know. What?

[sighs]

Pleasured herself.

You're telling me

that Mrs. Chetlo,

Wallace Chetlo's wife,

would rub one out

to you dancing?

Now tell them

what kind of son did I raise.

Dancing for oversexed women.

Sorry, Jesus.

Shut up, Ma!

Yeah, she'd rub one out

to me dancing.

Did you ever have

intercourse with her?

No, no, no.

It was nothing like that.

Nah-uh. Look,

she was real strict

about not cheating

on Mr. Chetlo.

Tell them about the oral sex.

Why won't you shut up,

Ma!? Dang!

Yeah, we'd have

oral sex sometimes,

but never any real sex.

[sighs]

Seems like you have

a really, uh,

close relationship

with your mom.

Yeah. I tell her everything.

[whispers]

And she can hear everything.

[mother] Ingrate.

And at what time

did you leave the house?

sh**t. I was gone

by, like, 12:30.

- And that's earlier than usual?

- Mm-hmm.

Yep, she said

she had a headache

and she wanted to be alone.

She definitely got

a headache now.

- How'd you get home?

- Huh?

How did you get home?

Bus? Car? Bike?

Oh, yeah. Mama picked me up.

I drove him there too.

- Mm-hmm.

- Damn kid can't drive.

Well, that about wraps it up.

So, uh, how'd I do?

Oh, you did great.

- As long as you told the truth.

- [chairs creak]

Thank you, sirs.

I hope you catch

the son of a b*tch

that did this.

And, and if you do,

y'all each get one free

one-hour massage.

No oral sex or nothing.

All right. [clears throat]

Even if he did see

something... [exhales]

...giving Mrs. Chetlo

lady blow jobs

doesn't exactly make him

a model witness.

True, we got him there.

Let's just keep an eye on him.

If he's smart, he'll stay away.

The guy's a lot of things.

Smart ain't one of 'em.

Oh, hey, uh,

Paige wanted me to invite you

over for dinner tomorrow night.

Get to know my new partner.

That's so nice.

I'm always up for a free dinner.

[indistinct TV chatter]

Tomorrow night

when my medicine comes in,

we go get the money

and take off.

Okay. Whatever you say, Mama.

I'll go pick up

your meds for ya.

I gotta pick up

some bolt cutters anyway.

There's nothing like the taste

of fresh seafood, is there?

That's why I guarantee

only the freshest-caught

seafood.

Whether it's tuna,

shrimp or oysters,

it's always

the catch-of-the-day

down at Chetlo's Shrimp Supply.

Come on down

to any of our four locations

and see for yourself.

I'm Wallace Chetlo,

and that is my Chetlo

freshness guarantee!

[easy-going music playing]

[seagulls squawking]

[Wallace] Hello?

Ginia?

[seagulls squawking]

[indistinct chatter]

[men shouting indistinctly]

- Jacob.

- Howdy.

- Oh...

- Thank you.

Walter.

[man] Oh, yeah.

You're gonna like these.

Mr. Chetlo.

[chuckles] Hi.

Oh, I didn't

expect you in today.

It felt worse

just sitting at home.

Oh, of course...

No, I'm so sorry

for your loss.

You know, Jesus tells us,

"Blessed are those who mourn,

for they will be comforted."

Well, that's just beautiful,

Deborah. Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

[chuckles lightly]

[tense music plays]

I just had to see you.

It's so awful,

the way they did it.

I know.

I didn't realize

it'd be so gruesome.

When I saw her lying there

in her own blood...

- Mmm.

- But...

The Colombian's

a professional.

She'll no longer be

in our way.

I'll pay off my debts,

and it'll just be me and you.

But don't you think

we'll be punished for this?

I didn't sleep

the entire night.

We kept our love a secret.

First from ourselves,

and then from others.

Is it wrong to wanna be happy?

- No.

- To live the life

we want, guilt-free?

I do suppose

now that she's dead,

there'll be less guilt.

She'd have left me

to drown in my debt

if I tried to leave her.

I just wish she didn't

have to die so brutally.

I can't help but feel

it puts a sort of a...

- a pall over our new beginning.

- A pall?

They said half

her brain fell out!

Don't believe in the rumors.

There was no other way.

[phone rings]

I'm not here.

[phone rings]

[Deborah clears throat]

Mr. Chetlo's office.

[whispers]

It's the Colombian!

[grunts]

You shouldn't be

calling me here.

[The Colombian]

I need to see you.

That's a bad idea.

Tonight, Wallace.

Come alone.

- [phone clicks]

- But...

- [receiver thuds]

- He wants to see me.

- Want me to go with you?

- He said to come alone.

- You want my p*stol?

- Why?

- The job is done.

- Well, then,

why does he wanna see you?

It's always good to have

a little backup just in case.

- I'll be fine.

- Well, of course you will,

my strong angel.

[jazz music playing]

You know...

the most dangerous room

in the house

is not the kitchen,

surprisingly.

[imitates Virginia]

Is it the bathroom?

Yeah. Yes, that's correct.

That is correct.

What has transpired here,

my dear?

Hm?

[speaking Spanish]

That's disappointing.

You had a lovely home.

[glove snaps]

[metal hammering]

[tools clatter]

Hello?

What is it?

We shouldn't be communicating.

No, we should not.

- Where is the money, Wallace?

- I don't have the money.

No, I don't have the money,

and I am supposed

to have the money.

Are you trying to get

more money out of me

or something?

I only want what's due.

Now, I left the money

where I said

I'd leave the money.

You obviously did the deed

and took the money.

That was the agreed-upon amount.

I'm not giving you any more.

I did not do the deed.

Of course you did the deed.

The funeral's Friday.

Do I look like I did the deed?

Huh? Do I--

Do I look happy and content

with the money

from the deed? No.

Because I got there,

and the deed was done.

Get me a rag.

You're saying

you didn't k*ll my wife?

That is exactly

what I am saying.

I did not k*ll your wife,

not even a little bit.

I don't-- I don't understand.

You already said that.

Get me a 16-millimeter wrench.

I'm gonna make this

real simple, Wallace.

I came to your house

to k*ll your wife

at agreed-upon time.

When I got there,

your wife was already k*lled

and there was no money

in the basket.

[thuds]

So who k*lled her?

[The Colombian sighs]

Did you go to another, Wallace?

Because you know

I will be very sad

if you went

to The Irishman, okay?

This is my territory from here

to the South Bay,

- not The Irishman.

- No! Why would I do that?

He might be cheaper

but he is sloppy.

So somebody else k*lled her?

Apparently.

Well, that's just awful.

- [The Colombian sighs]

- [under-car roller rattles]

What, now you feel bad?

It was one thing when

I was the one responsible.

[grunts] I need a pair

of tiny hands. Come here.

[under-car roller rattles]

Put your hand here. Right here.

And push. There you go.

I want my money, Wallace.

But you did nothing.

This is ridiculous.

Hey, I already had

the whole day blocked.

[scoffs]

Uh, if you call

your dentist office

and cancel one hour

before your appointment

because your teeth

magically got clean,

you still have to pay

a fee, don't you?

But you're not a dentist.

This is different.

Exactly. Your dentist cannot

cause you the same harm.

I don't have the money.

Well, then you better get it.

[under-car roller rattles]

[grunts, exhales]

[sighs]

You have two days.

Is that Wednesday or Thursday?

That's-- It's Wednesday.

Today's Monday.

Two days would be Thursday.

No. Tuesday, Wednesday.

Two days.

Tuesday's day one,

Wednesday's day two.

If I bring you the money

on Thursday, that's two days.

No, that's--

It's three days-- [sighs]

You have 48 hours.

That's it.

[tool clinks]

[country music playing]

- [plates thud]

- Hey, uh...

try not to let on

that you know anything.

[Paige] Okay.

I just wanna see

if we can trust him.

And don't get him

too drunk, okay?

I gotta sit in the car

with him all day tomorrow.

Why are you so worried

about him?

I just... [sighs]

Because...

- Mm-hmm.

- ...for us to trust him,

- he also has to trust me.

- [bottle thuds]

- I know.

- [glasses thud]

[chuckles lightly]

You got nothing to worry about.

[horn honking]

I hope not.

[groans]

- Hey, buddy.

- Hey!

- Brought wine.

- Oh, great.

This the abode?

- Yep.

- What'd you pay for it?

Oh, you know.

- Like more than $250?

- Uh, yeah.

Damn, you got ripped off.

[laughs] Ripped off!

You shoulda called me first.

And who is this?

- I didn't know you had a dog.

- Uh, that's Bailey.

- Come here, sweetheart. Aw.

- [Paige] Will refers to him

as my dog

'cause he's always

chewing up Will's socks.

And this must be the missus.

- Hi. Hi, Terry.

- Such a pleasure.

Yeah. I know it's only been

a couple days, but... [tsk-tsks]

I already feel like I've heard

so much about you.

That's so funny, 'cause Will

never mentioned you.

- Oh.

- I'm kidding!

[laughs] I'm kidding.

He talks about you

all the time.

Well, that's nice.

He loves you.

Deep down. I mean,

I can tell 'cause I also have

that kind of love for a woman.

Oh, that's so sweet. [chuckles]

And you brought wine.

- Yes, I did, ma'am.

It's right here.

- Come on in.

- It smells delicious.

- [clears throat]

Well, I hope you like

spaghetti and meatballs.

Oh, very much so.

Thanks for having me.

- Oh, you're welcome.

- This paint job needs work.

Man, that's good.

- [fork clatters]

- [thuds]

That is really f*ck' good.

Oh, I'm so glad you liked it.

Um, it was really

nothing special.

Easy, we do have

to work tomorrow.

Okay, Dad. [laughs]

So... [clears throat]

Terry.

- Hmm?

- Mm-hmm.

What made you

wanna become a cop?

- Oh.

- [glass thuds]

Well, back when I was younger,

like, a kid, teenager,

those years, you know,

I wasn't always so popular

with the other kids.

- Mmm.

- They'd, like, make fun of me

and call me stupid.

That kind of thing.

Plus, uh, I had this

really bad acne for a while.

- That didn't help.

- Oh, God.

I'm sorry.

Kids can be so terrible.

Yeah. And there was

this one kid,

Matt Reid,

especially a d*ck to me.

Like, really tried

to make my life hell

on top of all the other things

I was dealing with

when I was that age.

But I remember,

whenever I was in one

of my, uh, low moments...

Hmm.

...I promised myself

that I was gonna

become powerful.

I was gonna make myself

a different kind of person.

You know, a kind of person

that wouldn't get picked on.

And it seemed like

a police officer,

pretty good option.

Plus, they were hiring.

[laughs] Right?

[slurps]

Well, my grandfather's brother

was a cop.

- Is that right?

- Mm-hmm. Back in Chicago

in the '60s and '70s.

Yeah. I remember

he used to tell me

these stories about...

[clears throat]

...pulling people over

and taking bribes.

He said everyone

used to do it back then.

He even used to carry

change with him

in case people

only had large bills.

[both laugh]

- A different time. Yeah.

- Mmm. Yeah.

I suppose it was

a different time.

Yeah, but you know what?

There must be certain perks

to the job. [clears throat]

Things you get for free.

[chuckles]

Take for yourself

on the side.

I can think of one thing.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

Mm?

About two years into the job,

I was getting coffee at Al's.

You know Al.

[clears throat]

And who should walk in

but Matt-f*ck'-Reid!

Same guy was back on the island

visiting his mom or something.

A horrible woman, by the way.

Now he didn't see me,

or if he did,

he didn't recognize who I was.

But for me, man,

all these feelings

just came rushing back

like I'm 14 again,

you know what I mean?

And I just, uh,

I followed him out.

He got in his car

and I got in my car,

and I just, uh, found myself

sort of following him.

I mean, he was

kind of the reason

why I became a cop

in the first place, right?

So I just found myself,

uh, pulling him over.

He didn't really do

anything. I-I just--

I just pulled him over,

and, um, I was walking up

to his window,

and I remember

as soon as I saw him,

I was like, "This guy

has not changed a f*ck' bit.

He's still a d*ck,

he's always been a d*ck,

he's always gonna be a d*ck.

It's just who the f*ck

this guy is." Right?

And so I found myself,

uh, pulling him out of the car.

And started hitting him

a little bit,

and, uh, and I start

hitting him harder,

and I noticed

there was some blood,

but I kind of just kept going.

And then, I pulled out my baton,

and by the time I was done,

he knew exactly who I was.

And now everybody knows

not to f*ck with me.

May I please have

some more wine?

[Terry] Whoo!

All right.

- Okay.

- Come here!

Don't give me that.

[grunts]

- Thank you for that spaghetti.

- Bye, Terry. Oh.

- Oh!

- Oh.

- You be good.

- Good night. Mm-hmm.

And you too!

- [laughs]

- [Paige chuckles lightly]

All right. [exhales]

Hey, you gonna get home safe?

- I'm good!

- [Paige] Bye.

[crickets chirring]

[Paige] Bailey, dinner!

- What did you think?

- I sh-- [makes vocal sounds]

I think there's

something off about him.

What do you mean?

I mean, he's really intense.

- Okay, that's just Terry.

- Where's Bailey?

- [car thumping]

- [dog whining]

[glass thuds]

You guys, I--

I'm so sorry!

I don't know what happened.

I-I don't know how she got out.

I... I...

[tense music playing]

[crickets chirring]

I want the combination.

- [Will] What?

- For the lock.

Why?

In case something

happens to you.

[Will sighs]

I want it

for the baby's future.

[breathes shakily]

All right.

It's 67841.

Okay?

[seagulls squawking]

- [coffee pours]

- Richard.

- Good mornin'.

- Hey.

This is for you.

Listen, I feel so bad

about that dog.

It just came out of nowhere.

Uh, it happens.

Well, I wanna pay

for its last rites, okay?

Burial, cremation, stuffing,

whatever you guys want.

Stuffing can be

kind of expensive,

but I'm-- I'm ready for it.

I took care of it.

Is Paige pretty upset?

- Well, she liked

that dog, so...

- She is.

Dammit! See,

I'm so sorry, man.

Yeah.

Baby's coming soon.

Listen, Will, uh...

[chair scrapes floor]

I'm gonna be honest.

I-I don't, um...

get invited to people's homes

for dinner that often,

and, uh, I just feel so bad

about what happened.

I hope it doesn't mean

that I can't come again,

'cause... [inhales]

I, uh, I really liked

hanging out

with you two like that.

Well... [stammers]

We were happy to have you,

and, uh, maybe

when some time passes,

we can do it again.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

All right. Cool, then.

[chuckles]

Look at us

making friends and sh*t.

Terry, Will, my office.

[paper cup thuds]

[chair creaks]

Chetlo Shrimp Supply

ain't doing all that well.

In fact, they're

underwater in debt.

- Mmm.

- But Virginia,

she got quite

the life insurance policy.

And while she apparently

wasn't so sharing in life,

Wallace stands to inherit

quite a whole lot of money

from her death.

Bingo! I told you it was him.

Now, of course, the secretary,

who's clean as a whistle,

she swears

he was in the office all day,

but when I was going

through the crime photos...

- I found this.

- Starfish.

Matches from The Oceanside

Inn and Spa.

Now, Wallace booked a room

at the hotel for a few nights.

Now, maybe he missed

the ferry going back.

Maybe he was in the doghouse

for the night.

Or it might could be

something else entirely,

and so I want you two

to go check it out.

Right on, Captain.

And, Terry...

Huh?

What was this?

- Four over.

- Listen, Captain,

Bobette was out of line.

All right? She was talking

sh*t about my music.

She said I sounded

like a Chihuahua

being mounted

by a Saint Bernard.

I mean, those are dogs, Captain.

Sorry for the reminder, Will.

[breathes deeply]

We don't take

our personal grievances

out on the community.

You're absolutely right,

Captain, and I am sorry.

Now get.

Do you want it

open or closed?

Sugar, was it open

when you came in?

It was.

[tense music playing]

[ferry horn blowing]

[seagulls squawking]

Mr. Chetlo would typically

book a room with us

twice a month or so.

- He'd always pay in cash.

- For himself?

He'd come and leave alone, yeah.

But there was a young woman

who would come

and leave alone too.

And this young woman,

I don't suppose

that was Mrs. Chetlo?

No, sir.

I believe she was his secretary.

[gasps]

Oh! [laughs]

I often get customers

meeting here

in such clandestine

circumstances

because they know that I operate

under the philosophy

of the strictest discretion.

- Anything else you wanna know?

- No. Thank you.

You know where to find me.

That was f*ck' gold!

[laughs] We're celebrating

this sh*t with coffee.

- [paint roller rumbling]

- [Paige breathing heavily]

[sighs deeply, chuckles]

Love you. Talk to you tomorrow.

[phone ringing, vibrating]

- [phone beeps]

- This is Murphy.

- [clears throat]

- Hey, Captain. This is Rodney

down at the lab.

We haven't been able

to identify

any individuals

from the Chetlo house,

but I gotta say,

your two officers,

Brogen and Shelly,

DNA's all over the place.

Well, yes. They responded

to a call earlier that day.

Well, Captain, it sure

looks like they spent

a lot of time down there.

- Hmm.

- Just wanted to give you

a heads up.

I appreciate it.

[phone beeps]

[bell jingles]

[sighs]

[bolt cutters clattering]

[clatters]

This f*cking guy.

[bell jingles]

Man, it's not right.

Tilly says she's gonna start

charging me for coffee

'cause I was a d*ck

for giving Bobette that ticket.

Now I gotta drive

all the way across town

to drink

this hardware store sh*t

- unless I wanna pay for coffee.

- [tsk-tsks] Man.

The point is don't ever say

I didn't do you any favors,

okay?

'Cause this whole cover-up job

of your mess is costing me.

- It was your idea.

- Well...

And we're splitting

the money.

That is true.

Well, f*ck it. Let's go.

We gotta pin this m*rder

on a philandering shrimp man.

[car engine revs]

Well, uh, the manager, uh,

said that Wallace and Deborah

have been coming together

to the motel for three months.

It's everything

we need, Captain.

Wallace was banging

his secretary.

His wife got mad,

sh*t went down.

- Let's go put him in cuffs.

- Yeah, uh, it is salacious,

but adultery

does not a m*rder*r make.

Uh-uh, I mean, it seems

like we got enough here

for a warrant, you know?

I mean, he--

he wasn't forthcoming

about the information.

It involves

his alibi witness.

It's a textbook

crime of passion.

Now, you boys,

you did good work,

but he ain't do it.

What do you mean?

Security footage

from the Shrimp Supply.

Picked him up

throughout the day.

That window wasn't big enough

for him to drive home,

k*ll her and drive back.

Wallace Chetlo isn't our k*ller.

[chair thuds]

Now, how long you say again

you was at the Chetlo house

when you responded

to that initial call?

Uh... about--

about 40, 45 minutes.

Y-yeah, because

when Mrs. Chetlo

found out

Paige was expecting,

she wouldn't stop

talking about babies.

We couldn't get away.

[chuckles lightly]

Well, all right, boys.

That's all. And, Will...

About time we see

that doctor there.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

- Uh, I'll get that scheduled.

- I mean now.

Your eye's looking like

a cat's butthole.

You go on. I got some stuff

to follow up on without you.

[Murphy] Sugar...

[car engine humming]

[car radio music playing]

- [knock on window]

- [gasps]

- Oh. [clears throat]

- [music stops]

I'm sorry. Oh, sh**t.

[car window whirring softly]

It's me. Your face!

Look at your...

[laughs]

I'm just playing.

I am so sorry.

Listen, I'm glad

I ran into you, though.

I wanted to tell you,

and I hope Will did

tell you earlier,

I am so sorry

about your dog.

I don't know

how he got out.

I have an idea.

Yeah.

Maybe you-you forgot

to lock the gate or...

I've heard pregnancy

can mess with your mind.

The gate was still locked.

Weird.

[tense music playing]

Well, listen. I better

get you moving, huh?

Before I have to arrest you

for blocking up

this intersection, right?

[laughs]

Okay, you be safe.

Listen, Paige,

I did wanna tell you,

just be careful around here.

It's not just about you

anymore, right?

It's a miracle.

[gasping, breathing heavily]

[bossa nova music playing]

Hey, welcome back.

Paint turn out all right?

Hm? Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

You looking for anything

in particular?

I'm just browsing.

[store music playing softly]

[tense music playing]

[paper rustling]

[breathes deeply]

[exhales deeply]

- [knock on door]

- [gasps]

[exhales] Hi.

[clears throat]

- [Murphy] Well...

- [sips]

I hope you're finding

Providence agreeable so far.

It's far from everything.

[chuckles] Yeah,

we are isolated.

- But, uh, we're managing.

- Mm.

What about you?

Are you from here?

- Lived here my whole life.

- Ah.

- Wow.

- [laughs]

Will says you're expecting

a baby boy.

Oh... [inhales sharply]

Sure I am.

- [chuckles]

- That's beautiful.

Yeah, uh...

Tell you the truth,

I don't know how

I'm gonna wait

another four weeks.

- Mmm.

- [chuckles]

- I'm as big as a whale.

- [snorts]

[both laugh]

If you're a whale,

I'm a planet.

[both laugh]

No. [chuckles]

Do you have any children?

Uh, I-I did have a son,

but I'm afraid he passed away.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, it's a while now.

[chuckles lightly]

I can't imagine. I...

No one can not imagine.

[chuckles lightly, inhales]

I'd do absolutely anything

to get one of those days back.

I'd k*ll for mine.

- [music resumes]

- [seagulls squawking]

[waitress] For one?

No, I'm supposed

to meet someone here.

No, it's okay. That's him.

Okay.

Excuse me.

Are you...?

I'm The Irishman.

Please sit.

Mmm.

I was just reading the news.

How we treat people

in this world

is truly despicable.

Aren't you...

a k*ller?

Well, even

the most unpleasant job

can be done ethically.

[glass thuds]

How does nobody know about it?

You look so...

normal. No offense.

Well, a man lives

a so-called "normal life"

or a so-called "good life"

can be just as destructive

as a man who lives

a so-called "bad life."

- How so?

- You know,

perhaps a man works a job

at a company.

Perhaps the man

has a wife and children.

We'd say

this is a good man, yes?

But this man never sees

the destruction his life causes.

He consumes heavily 'cause

this is a so-called good life.

Food and products

he doesn't need,

which requires the subjugation

of people he doesn't know.

It requires the poisoning

of the earth.

He pays taxes

from his good job

to the government.

Many of those taxes

go to the military

to buy weapons and bombs

that fall throughout

the world constantly.

I mean, you can see here,

often the man never sees

the destruction

his actions cause.

By your reasoning,

it's not possible

to live a good life.

Yeah, but you can know

that you're not good,

which is better

than believing you are.

- Here you go.

- Ah.

- Thank you.

- You're very welcome.

And can I get you anything?

- I just--

- She's not staying.

So tell me, why have you

come to see me?

[exhales deeply]

He's a threat to my family.

This will cost you.

How much can you pay?

Fifty thousand.

That's low,

given he's a cop,

but since The Colombian

doesn't respect

agreed-to boundaries...

I'll do it tonight.

- [storage container clanking]

- [grunting]

[grunting]

[bag rustling]

[quietly] Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

[gasps] Oh, my...!

sh*t!

Holy, sh*t!

[breathing heavily]

- [thuds]

- sh*t.

[storage container clanking]

[thuds]

[tense music playing]

[exhales]

[car revs]

- [groans softly]

- sh*t, sorry.

- Mmm.

- You get it?

[sniffs]

[exhales, sniffs]

- What's wrong, babe?

- [clears throat]

A woman's dead,

and I had a hand in it.

Hey. Hey, listen to me.

You did nothing wrong.

Terry did, all right?

No, listen.

You've got this.

[Will breathes shakily]

I have a feeling

things are gonna work out.

[exhales sharply]

Okay? We're good people,

and good things happen

to good people.

[exhales]

[cries quietly]

Okay.

Hey, how was your day?

You didn't do

any more painting, did ya?

No, I promise.

Good, 'cause you do

have a husband.

I know. I know.

Come on, let's get some rest.

Well, maybe you shoulda

gone with The Irishman?

What are you gonna do?

There's no way I can get

that kind of money.

I only got 24 hours left.

- I'm screwed!

- Are you sure

you didn't accidentally

double-book the m*rder?

Shush! I think I'd remember

hiring two K*llers

to k*ll my wife on the same day.

You are not good

with that kind of stuff.

You should've come to me

for scheduling.

I didn't hire another person!

If I don't pay,

he'll k*ll me, Deborah.

I'll never be found.

This guy, he's crazy!

Then all this

will have been

for nothing!

Oh, my poor Wally.

It's gonna be okay.

Uh, we could leave town.

We can go tonight.

If I run, I look guilty.

Then I'll have the FBI

and The Colombian after me.

It's too much.

I'll never make it.

My only option

is to find the money.

I'm gonna have

to sell everything.

[chuckles] Oh, okay.

So you just--

you sell everything?

The jewelry, the cars,

the house?

Those are our things, Wally!

Then we get the original

million back somehow!

Well, who could've taken it?

Think, Wally,

there must be someone.

A maid, a homeless, a friend.

Keith.

Who?

The masseur. Of course!

He was there.

He found the money

and k*lled my poor

Virginia for it.

Then let's go give this masseur

a good Christian scare

and get our money back.

[crickets chirring]

[Keith, distorted]

Can I stand up and show you?

[Will] This f*ck' guy.

[echoes] How did you get home?

Oh, yeah. Mama picked me up.

[Keith's mother]

I drove him there too.

Damn kid can't drive.

[gasps]

[clanking]

sh*t.

[Paige groans]

Keith.

[Paige grunts]

Who?

I'll be right back.

- [crickets chirring]

- [footsteps tapping]

[water rippling]

[light switch clicks]

[g*n belt clinking]

[thudding]

[glass bottles clinking]

- [mumbles]

- [bottle cap clatters]

[exhales]

[suspenseful music playing]

[grunting]

[clattering, shattering]

[grunting]

[both grunt, groan]

[grunting continues]

[glass shattering]

- [grunting]

- [clattering]

- [grunting]

- [clattering]

[loud thud]

[Terry groaning]

- [grunts]

- [Terry screams]

f*ck, man!

- [both grunt]

- [knife clinks]

[both grunting]

[grunts, groans]

- [gasps]

- f*ck!

- [thuds]

- [pants]

[The Irishman groaning]

- [breathing shakily]

- [groaning]

- [squelches]

- [groans]

- [grunts]

- [thuds]

[breathing heavily]

[crickets chirring]

[engine stops]

[thunder rumbling]

[singsongy]

Okey dokey, okey dokey.

Oh, baby.

[laughing]

This f*ck' guy.

[chuckles]

Mama, we gon' be rich!

[mother] All right. All right.

Careful with my meds.

- [Keith] You're driving,

right, because I can't.

- [line rings]

[on voicemail]

Hey, it's Terry.

Leave a message.

Also, for business inquiries

about Man Riot,

uh, leave a message.

- sh*t.

- [phone thuds]

What the...

Where are you going, Todd?

- Uh, it's Keith.

- Shut up!

Uh, look. I-- I'm real sorry

for your loss, Mr. Chetlo.

Virginia was a wonderful woman.

Cut the bullshit.

I know you two were f*ck'.

No, no, I swear we wasn't.

Don't you lie to me!

Where is the money, Keith?

- What money?

- You know what

I'm talkin' about!

- Jeez, no! Please, sir.

Don't sh**t, sir!

- [Will] Sh...

- You tell me

where the money is!

- No, the cops got it!

I swear, the cop's the one

who took it, all of it!

- You tell me right now or I--

- [g*nsh*t blast]

- [Deborah] No!

- sh*t.

- [groans]

- Mama!

[groans, thuds]

Holy sh...

- [yelling]

- [g*n clicks]

[Deborah sobs]

Wally!

- [Deborah sobbing]

- [thunder rumbling]

[laughs]

My poor Wally!

- [snorts] Oh, sh*t.

- [Deborah crying] No!

Okay. Okay.

[sharp exhale]

Okay.

- [switch clicks]

- [engine revs]

[breathing heavily]

[laughs]

[thunder cracks]

- [tense music playing]

- [thunder rumbles]

[engine starts]

Wally!

[sobbing]

[crying]

[thunder rumbling]

[crickets chirring]

[distant dog barking]

[car door slams]

Terry?

Whoa, what's going on?

Are you all right?

- I just came from the--

- Get the f*ck back.

Okay, what the f*ck, Terry?

Someone just came

onto my boat, Will,

[grunts] and almost k*lled me,

and I have a very bad feeling

- that you had something

to do with it.

- Whoa.

What-- No, Terry. Why--

[stammers]

Listen, I just came

from the masseuse's place, okay?

I had a feeling

something was going on.

Guess who showed up.

Wallace Chetlo.

But then Keith

and his mom come out.

She shoots Chetlo.

[stammers]

And then the secretary

came out and shot them!

They're all f*ck' dead!

It was a m*ssacre!

- Okay?

- [chuckles lightly]

I can't...

Get in the car.

- What?

- Get in the car.

- We're going for a ride.

- No. Listen to me.

Everyone's gonna think

it was a love triangle.

It's done. We're in the clear.

Get in the f*cking car

right now!

Okay.

- Okay.

- [thunder rumbling]

- [crickets chirring]

- [water rippling]

[thunder rumbling]

[rainfall pattering]

This is a big f*ck' mistake,

Terry, okay?

I didn't take the money.

You'll see.

I hope so.

- [radio static]

- [officer] Hey, Cap.

Terry's got his patrol car

out again after hours

and out of jurisdiction.

You told me to tell you

when it's happening again.

- It's again.

- [radio beeps]

- [keyboard clacks]

- [laptop beeps]

[exhales sharply]

What are you doing, Terry?

- Oh, no.

- [chair creaks]

[thunder rumbling]

[car approaching]

Now get out, open it up.

[thunder rumbling]

[lock clanks]

[thunder cracking, rumbling]

It's not there.

Where is it, Will?

You gotta believe me, okay?

I don't know

what happened to it.

I haven't been back here

since the night

we came together.

I swear to you

on the life of my child.

Does your wife know

about the money?

We promised

we wouldn't tell anyone.

- Come on,

I know she knows, Will!

- Okay--

I know she had that dinner

just to test me.

- I'm not an idiot!

- No, she doesn't know anything.

I knew she was

gonna be a problem

from the second I saw her.

Now I can only hope

for your sake

that she knows how to take

a warning from her dead dog.

[thunder rumbles]

What? What?

- Call her.

- Terry...

- this is getting insane, man.

- Call her on speaker!

- She's got no part in it.

- Will, call her right now

or I will k*ll you!

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay, I told her

about the money, okay?

But she didn't take it.

I'd know!

Yeah, so this is gonna go fine.

You call her.

You say, "Hey, babe.

I came to get the money,

but it's gone."

- Okay.

- That's all you say.

- Okay.

- You understand?

- I'm doing it. Okay.

- Right now!

[line ringing]

On speaker.

[line ringing]

She won't pick up, okay?

She's asleep.

[Paige over call]

Hello, Will?

Hey, honey.

Where are you?

Where are you? Are you okay?

Will, what's--

what's happening, Will?

I came to get the money...

[mouthing]

...but it's gone.

Someone took it.

[sighs]

The money...

is okay, sweetie.

Okay, I did something good.

Paige, what, what, what--

What did you do?

I have the money here.

No.

I wasn't gonna let Terry

destroy our lives.

I'm always right

about these things.

It was him that k*lled

Virginia after all,

so I met this man...

You told her

that I k*lled Virginia?!

- [Will] No.

- What?

- I thought

we were friends, Will!

- Paige! Paige, run!

Will!

Will! Answer me!

- Just--

- [deep inhale]

- [exhales]

- [breathes shakily]

[Terry] This is all your fault.

- [tense music playing]

- [thunder rumbling]

[grunts]

[Murphy] Oh, God.

No, no, no, no, no.

[car door opens]

[car door closes]

Will!

Will!

Help!

Somebody help me!

Will!

[shudders, whimpers]

[clears throat]

[breathes shakily]

[phone ringing]

- [phone ringing]

- [breathing shakily]

[grunts]

[phone rings, beeps]

[over speaker] Paige?

It's Captain Murphy. Um...

- [whimpers]

- Will's been shot.

- [voice breaks] And I'm sorry.

- [whimpers]

He's dead.

[crying]

I'm sorry, Paige, but you--

you need to tell me

what's happening.

[Paige] It's Terry.

What a-- What about him?

[Paige] He k*lled

the Chetlo lady,

and Will found out.

And... [sobs]

And he's after us.

W-where are you now?

[grunts]

I'm sorry.

Paige, I can help you.

- Just tell me where you are.

- [crying]

But you know I have to do

whatever I can

to protect my son.

[phone beeps, thuds]

[over radio]

Attention all units,

this is Captain Murphy.

Officer down.

Need immediate

medical assistance

at the Southwest Storage Docks.

Be on the lookout

for Officer Brogen.

Approach with caution.

Consider him armed

and dangerous.

[engine revving]

[groans, gasps]

Don't come now.

[inhales, groans]

[man over intercom]

Attention, ferry passengers.

Unfortunately,

the ferry to the mainland

has been delayed

due to the weather.

[gasping] Baby, I'm gonna

give you a good life.

I promise.

[screams]

- Stop!

- [screams]

[Paige groans]

- You...!

- [screams]

f*ck!

Ah! [pants]

[grunts, screams]

Ah! [grunts]

f*ck! [groans]

- [man] Did you hear that?

- [indistinct]

What's going on?

[indistinct yelling]

- [thunder cracks]

- [woman screams]

[Terry] Paige!

[people screaming]

Bring me back

the f*ck' money, Paige!

- It don't belong to you!

- What's happening?

- [yells]

- [g*nsh*t]

- [screams]

- [man] Somebody's sh**ting.

Stay in the car!

[Terry] This is what happens

- when you're selfish...

- [man] Go, go, go!

- ...when you lie...

- [people screaming]

...bad things come to you.

- [thunder crashes]

- [man] He's got a g*n!

This is your fault!

[woman screams]

[crying]

No...

You need to know

that I did not k*ll that woman.

What? Terry, what?

- That was Will.

- Terry!

- You're a liar!

- I'm not lying!

- He was lying!

- Drop it or I'll sh**t!

- And you're lying!

- Terry!

- All I was trying

to do is help!

- Drop your weapon!

You've been lying

this whole f*cking time!

None of this was my fault!

- [g*nsh*t]

- [grunts, thuds]

- [alarm blaring]

- [car horns honking]

[breathing heavily]

[alarm blaring continues]

- [strained breathing]

- [indistinct shouting]

[waves crashing]

[seagulls squawking]

[soft music playing]

[indistinct hospital chatter]

[nurse on PA]

Dr. Marrow to radiology.

Dr. Marrow,

please report to radiology.

[indistinct chatter continues]

[distant phone ringing]

[nurse on PA]

Dr. Carter, Dr. Carter,

you have a consult request

in the cardiology department.

[grunts softly]

Where is he?

Where is my baby?

He's healthy and fine.

He's in the nursery sleeping.

I want him here.

Yeah, we'll get him for you.

I promise.

But, Paige, we gotta talk first.

People are dead.

Terry, two civilians,

the Chetlos...

Will.

That's too much loss

for it to just be a coincidence.

So...

Why was Terry after you?

I don't know.

He went crazy.

He k*lled Will,

and he came after me.

Will told me to run.

And you don't know why?

No. But I always thought

there was something off

about Terry.

But I never thought

something like this

would happen.

- [curtain slides]

- [man whistling]

Oh. I'm sorry. Um...

I come back.

Whatever happened,

whatever part

you played in all this,

you don't want it following you

and your child around, okay?

I'm offering you a lifeline.

I'm trying to help you.

Help me?

By accusing me?

See, I'm gonna get

to the bottom of this

and when I do,

there are gonna be

consequences.

[sighs]

Don't you wanna see

your boy graduate?

Huh?

You wanna see him get married?

Paige, tell me something.

I lost my husband.

The father of my son.

If I could help you, I would.

I would like to see

my child now.

Don't go too far now.

I'm sure I'll have

a few more questions.

[nurse on PA] Primary care,

report to recovery station.

Primary care unit,

report to the recovery station.

[tense music buildup]

[sighs]

[curtain slides]

[clears throat]

What, what do you want?

You have something

that belongs to me.

I, uh... [clears throat]

Who are you?

Oh, who I am is not important.

Do you know in Iran,

they call their pistachios

"the smiley nut."

- What?

- Do you know why?

No.

Because it always looks like

they're smiling.

[Paige] No...

[breathes shakily]

[indistinct chatter]

[plastic rustling]

[elevator bell dings]

[woman] Hold up, now.

[elevator music playing]

[knife clicks]

[nurse on PA]

Dr. Winkler, please dial 216.

Dr. Winkler, 216.

[muffled g*nshots]

[elevator bell dings]

- [gasps]

- [paper bills rustle]

[cup clatters]

[elevator music playing]

[Murphy] I don't think

I'll ever really understand

what happened.

So much cruelty and greed

in people these days.

I feel like my dream

was a warning.

Something was coming.

Something dark.

I've been trying to make

sense of it,

all of the power

greed has over people

to do such terrible things,

but no matter why the things

happened the way they did,

it's all within

God's providence.

I believe that.

I have to.

Even in all the darkness,

a new hope is continually

being brought into this world.

And that is something

to hold on to.

You know what?

That's what brought you to me.

Brought you to me.

Yeah.

[country music playing]

[music ends]

[blues music playing]

[music ends]

[bossa nova music playing]

[music ends]