01x06 - One for the Road

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felt anything you want my mom had a

friend over last night so there should

be some leftovers now you're sure it's

cool with your mom and i'm here

totally testosterone is now officially

permitted in the house

hey hear about the rave going on tonight

yeah

well naomi said she had a map you want

to go i can't i'm meeting germaine we're

going to godzilla movie

godzilla that was awful that was the

hollywood remake tonight our hero

returns to his japanese roots

like leftover pizza

cookies crackers everything not in the

mood for uh poached salmon nope just

healthy nutritious natural foods my

mom's a fanatic

really when did uh wine become a health

food

so my mom drinks wine there's nothing

wrong with that i didn't say there was

she always keep a half empty glass line

around well she probably didn't see it

you drink

me

no

well holidays and stuff um you know my

mom just mostly keeps it around for gas

it's not at our house my parents get it

as a gift they'll just give it away they

don't keep it around there's nothing

wrong with drinking as long as you don't

get stupid with it

yeah i guess

you're kidding no

your turn

i knew it what you've never had a drink

before sure i have

yeah right

okay so i don't drink my parents don't

so i've never really thought about it no

big deal right

no big deal

so

hey dylan let's go man not home

oh cool new car i wouldn't touch it if i

were you

well it's fast

you're dead

i'll fix it up good as new

where's everybody um mom's at work dad's

gonna meet with the fellas and uh i am

going out with sheryl klein you godzilla

got to be their opening night

man you guys have got to get a life you

know that hey don't bag on tradition

godzilla every time a big monster movie

comes out with their opening night

me i like to spend my saturday nights

with the girl on a date yeah there's

room for women but tonight belongs to

godzilla well

to reach his own

i love these things

do you ever clean this thing as always

fashionable i'll take that as a

compliment

and just so we're clear i'm only going

to this rave with you because you have a

car i'm only taking you because you've

got the map

that's money

so

you know how to get to this place

just dry

no

i like you

i mean

i really like you

i like other girls

you and me

we

we connect

you know what i mean

done i've never really connected with a

girl before

hey pretty good you're cute

me i think i'm cute yeah i guess

is my nose that big bigger

trying to help your looks out and be

careful with that because

someday it'll be priceless and when i

have my big gallery opening in manhattan

i'll put it under primitive works

i'm starved

i need a chili burger

you want to get out of here absolutely

get out of here

you don't scare

izzy don't scare at all

so just want to itch

there's nothing going on here maybe it

closed down

we've tried two different spots maybe

your map sucks maybe you can't read them

out easy naomi

i'm hungry

when i'm hungry

nice man

you still here yeah

where's dylan

i don't know but if he doesn't get here

soon we're gonna have to catch the lake

show

uh

jermaine i hate to break it to you but

uh i think your little tradition is over

you're crazy no i'm not i bet you even

as we speak dylan is with ashley and

trying to hook it up dylan blowing me

and godzilla off for her no way he's not

like that where is he then man the

library huh

he's not like that man he said he was

gonna be here and probably he's just hey

i

could be wrong

gotta go

you

so it's all right they don't bother me

much I keep a little profile around them

so you have like rent a parent foster

parents

I know people are pretty cool I'd love

to train mine in for a new set maybe not

most of them don't come with mansions

and clothing allowances actually right

here

this is the home of the world's greatest

chili Burgers I knew it I knew it

they're going out you have two or three

of these babies and you are set

beautiful

what will it be kids hey don't you know

that cigarettes are bad for your health

not to mention ill*gal and Food Service

establishments oh great another couple

of geniuses enter my world

what do you want

I have the tuna salad no I know

I'll have two also with uh some of

um

what do you call it

wooded not cool

I'm gonna buy you one more time I wanted

extra cheese on one but not extra on the

other you're getting a little loud I am

not getting loud I'm just trying to make

a point

take it easy you know him yeah get him

out what about the burgers like you yeah

it just tell him there to go come on

let's go man 100 let's go on my shirt

I used to make a very attractive couple

they're excellent we should get them no

not in my car why not

Dylan's looking a little green

not your brother

hey man

that's why I can't run my car Charming I

didn't know any better I'd say my little

brother was drunk

it's not good

look I love you you hammered no I only

had a little bit

all right uh thanks anyway under control

here let's go

what a waste of a night I get all

dressed up and have nowhere to go we

just got to see Dylan in that dispute

yeah that was a girl I can't believe we

couldn't find the right whatever next

time you just need better sources next

time

yeah maybe we can do this again

Maybe

you awake

hey little brother

mom's ready for church go get in the car

Dylan's not coming with us today

okay

okay

mom

where's the aspirin

right hand shelf like always

Mike Roberts dropped you off late last

night what did he say he wants you to

pay to have the upholstery in his car

cleaned no yes

what were you thinking drinking going

out are you crazy mom no don't mom me I

come home I find two empty bottles of

wine and I have no idea where you are

what is wrong with you but I no how many

times do I have to tell you that when

anger turns to worry you are in big

trouble I'm sorry worst part is that I

like Dylan I've come to trust him I wish

I could blame him for this you can't

please this was my fault I know that's

the problem Ash I thought you were a lot

smarter than this but you are totally

out of control I am not

I just had one little zip and then

one thing led to another

and

I'll get to the bathroom

do not miss the toilet

hello hey Jermaine you are not gonna

believe what happened yeah I heard Dylan

you're supposed to meet me last night

trying to relax we could go see the

movie tonight no that's the way it is

I'm not having it later it's your name

here drink this

never thought I'd have to keep liquor in

this house under lock and key you don't

I'll never touch the stuff again well

that's what everybody says the morning

after

so just for the record for the next

month there will be no dates no parties

no going out on weekends just School you

and me

can't talk right now

please Mom

all right just keep it short

hey

how do you feel like i never want to

drink ever again

the last thing i remember is going out

to eat what happened

i don't know how are you i'll survive

just tired and really thirsty i'm gonna

try and sleep it off

call you later okay all right

hey dad how you doing

there's a new car coming

look dad i'm sorry come on you're never

quiet don't start now

you want to talk okay

talk i'm sorry about last night i wasn't

thinking

ash and i were just hanging out we

started drinking but it's not like i was

driving or anything

is that it

dad come on i i i make one mistake and

you stop talking to me

oh did you think i was never gonna drink

ash's mom isn't this upset with her i

don't care about ashley's mom

this is my house and you will not

will not what spend the next 10 years of

my life going to aa meetings every

saturday night

i'm not you that's it

this conversation is over

fine

it has been cited in towns across there

happening

it was weird dad would get mad over the

simplest things like

like mike not doing his homework or me

not picking up my toys

my dad was always happy with a few i

never saw him drunk

some days he'd be okay

i'd love those days

we would go fishing just him and i

he would always say hail mary before

putting the bait on he collected comic

books

when i was little he would tell me which

characters were the bad guys and which

were the good ones

and one day he stopped he uh

started going all these meetings and

things got better

my mom she started to relax a little

more

mike and i could see a difference

jermaine was the only one of my friends

who knew what was going on he actually

spent more time with me when they

divorced

he was more relaxed in the house he

brought over this comic book

a really rare one um fantastic four

number one

mint condition he loved it

and then i went and spilled juice all

over it he was so mad

he started hanging out with me and mike

again

he became my hero again my dad

he doesn't let things hold him back he

just keeps walking

no matter what that was the last night i

saw him

and i never told him i was sorry or that

i loved him

i would give anything to talk to my dad

one more time

dan dylan

are you okay yeah just a little wet

look you really scared me you always

talk

even when you're mad this afternoon you

didn't say anything

i didn't want to say something that i

couldn't take back

something would cause us not to talk for

years

i wouldn't want that i don't mean

neither

listen i've been in a.a enough years to

know that

alcoholism is a family disease alcohol

can easily

take over you you don't even know what's

happening i think i got the picture last

night you don't have to worry

i hope it's that simple that in the

meantime

i want you to spend a lot more time with

me saturdays on the job

okay no pay no fun just work

and talk get it

got it good

so what are you gonna do about jermaine

i gotta talk to him

how's your mom she's not too sure about

you yeah well i'm not too sure about me

either

your dad it's okay it's quiet

it's different yeah i keep on asking for

more freedom and then i blow it

if i recall you blew it all over my

brother's backseat

you couldn't keep it down either would

you say about drinking that can make you

stupid

well we certainly accomplished that yeah

so uh the other night when you said i

was cute did you mean it

i said that i don't remember oh

yeah you're cute it's not when you're

throwing up

so

you