02x01 - Second Date

[bunniefuu]

we're done for the biome quits No

English paper working on it

I can't stand it anymore what like

missing female DNA or something what

happened with Dylan Friday night we've

been to a concert talked no big deal it

was your first official date there has

to be more than that that's it fun you

have fun with a video game a pet is fun

a date is not about fun it's not no it's

not romance intrigue passion there

wasn't any of that do you hold your hand

no did he tell you you look good you

know

is there any moment where you thought he

liked kiss you know definitely you know

this is not good

wait he didn't pick me up in a car

that's something actually it was his

mom's car and she was driving mom

there's no mom on a real date wait did

you sit in the back with him no I sent

my friend with his mother what is wrong

with you what Dylan sat in the back so

you'd sit with him

no food

well I guess you loose no skills on the

court Friday night my ladies all over I

gave you kissing and what asked of like

the American got the portrait I still

can't believe she actually sat in the

front with your mom do you want me to do

Jermaine no I'm new at this

no you don't have to wait for him to

make the first move

ask him out I can't yes you can call him

no hello hey oh not much

you nothing um my mom is out late I mean

I were just making dinner

there's something I play to see what is

any pay to watch us cook

tell him we're naked me naked who's

naked no no no no no one's naked Oh too

bad that's right I can't I gotta go I'll

call you later okay what do you think

about do you want to go out Saturday

night fine Saturday night yeah okay no

it's it's fine it's great okay later Wow

definitely we go to the same school I'm

such an idiot

we sounded like one too I've been

talking to Dylan for five months now

non-stop and suddenly I can't come up

with something to say that means you did

it right

we have a stroke or something my look at

him there's a blinked in three minutes

Ellen honey you all right

what who's naked long I've got a lot of

homework

Saturday night I love to oh he's

probably going upstairs right now so we

can get out of computer and talk to her

some more you know not you're talking

about

Oh or maybe maybe he's gonna call your

main yeah your main yeah man what's up

yeah you know

looks like you got some jump back in

your game shoes up it's nice having a

girl ask yeah well after Wow get used to

it

what happened picking her up I'm not

wear me at the restaurant seven trying

to get away from my mom driving it's too

weird you know yeah

your mother and the growing a bike you

shouldn't go together like license soon

soon

it's cool being within them no just the

two of us talking dude you've talked

enough got to take it to the next level

so what do you think I should do

can you get to the restaurant you got a

good you take a coat

hold your chair order food for it order

curfew for how do I know what you want

works in the movies very old ones very

bit okay forget let's work on your moves

my moves

yeah at some point during the meal

you're gonna have to reach across the

table real smooth and take her in you

think works for me and for you maybe not

unless for sure I can pull it off Dylan

we're talking about hand-holding here

what could possibly go wrong

the reason you and Ellen don't have

fireworks because you don't have to

generate romance and you do my secret

detection to you I did not hear that no

you didn't you know I was all excited

about you going out on a date and no I

just want to sh**t myself

are you maybe you mom you don't have

anything to worry about

it's Dylan the same person I've been

hanging out with every day since the

beginning of school he may be the same

you may be the same but together you're

very different he's up on the clone son

you don't want to choke the girl stand

up so where are you taking her she's

taking me really yeah

she asked me out so if she asks you out

who pays she does wrong the correct

answer is you do you're the guide oh but

she asked me leave me some things never

change girls expect guys to pay whoa

thank you sub hey ten advance on my

allowance only because I don't want you

to make a fool yourself in your first

date second whatever something that have

fun

Thanks but you and girls

there's no need to rush we already had

this talk no facts of life speeches

please die straight there aren't gonna

be any speeches about the facts of life

or the birds and the bees because there

aren't gonna be any birds or bees just

no chirping no buzzing period no

discussion it's not happening what's not

happening

sex excuse me don't talk like that in

front of your mother Mike I'm a nurse uh

Dylan listen to me I know your dad has

given you the moral perspective he

always does but you need to know the

clinical side to all this

no I doesn't because I'm just going out

to dinner

STDs sexually transmitted diseases bad

teenage pregnancy very bad Colleen do we

really yes Dylan the only way to

guarantee safety is total abstinence do

you understand exactly total abstinence

yes enough look I'm not gonna do

anything it's my second date the second

date xilians date all the same the only

time it's different is when you're

married in the eyes of the church period

okay okay but in the meantime