02x02 - Picture Day

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if I should wear my heels up or down

I made you sweat to the side think down

what's what he said

relax Naomi it's just a yearbook picture

it's not just a picture it's a permanent

record of a moment in my life old and

ancient like 40 I can look back at

myself my friends Wow

I think when you're 40 you still have to

eat the smiling wait how about this here

stop did you look at on you either have

the body that's your body's perfect

always perfect except hood yeah yeah

she's hot she's not real it's all bought

and paid for

he cares how she got it as long as she's

got it

if you can afford it why not make

yourself better trust me

plastic surgeries no trip to the zoo

there's swelling pain bandages it's

nasty stuff a natural woman is much more

track a little nip and tuck from your

dad would you most girls a world of good

you are way to concern the books oh when

your nut no I guess that zits starting

sprout on the end of your nose bother

you at all

we're all in the last four hours doesn't

you can barely see it my nose you can't

miss it

just squeeze I can get it over I'll just

make it worse plus it'll leave a scar

okay then don't touch it get even bigger

anyways dude stop doing that you'll make

yourself cross on I can't help it it

makes me ugly you're being ridiculous

Jermaine tell her she's being ridiculous

you're bein ridiculous easy for you to

say you don't the mark of the devil on

your face just some makeup on that bad

boy nobody will even notice makeups no

good we're called the pores could lead

to a major break out see what I'm

dealing with here Mike's gone bad aren't

you the same girl torneo me she was too

concerned about her looks she is and

you're not this is different oh this is

about thinking aha so you hypocrite yes

yes I am a hypocrite with the big

websites and middle with it's no it's no

other options we'll have to cut your

nose off I'll get a nice knot how I'll

tell you what after school we'll stop by

my place my brothers in medicine where

care to you should put a little on

tonight tomorrow your little frantic

will bake up

good class pizza place okay yeah I'm

gonna make this little friendís bills

we'll have a job why do you need to

borrow money from your dad listen I got

enough money for the movie but sometimes

a brother needs a little popcorn yeah

well hurry up all right movie starts in

a half-hour hi Marion Blanc that busy

nope okay I'll just wait here

Hey looks like she got the old beep

tweaked

does that answer all your questions yeah

I think so

thanks dr. Phil I really appreciate it I

know me season

okay

I will not believe who I just saw here

and they owe me I didn't think she was

here I know ask your dad

won't tell me doctor-patient

confidentiality she's not his patient

it doesn't matter besides snipe our

business no I'm curious no I think

something big could be a couple big

things

Sanders

I can't believe he did this to me

I didn't do it puts him on my notes left

it on overnight overnight we were

supposed to leave it on for a couple

hours did you read the directions of

course I did after I ruined my things

didn't ruin it you just maimed a little

okay not the best time for you but got

it I'm gonna do you know I can't get my

picture taken my life is over you're

overreacting

come on it's not the end of the world

don't even pay attention to us

hey Dulli aim it off what what'd I say

come on you're a big help man nice Hey

so did you hear anything about Naomi

what about Naomi sorry this dad's office

so so you don't go see a plastic surgeon

unless you put something in or taking

something out I don't know what she's

doing but it's something it's on your

business that's exactly what I said okay

I'll drop it come on it off stop calling

me that

oh my god you'll never believe what I

just heard what did you hear

Naomi Esterbrook is getting plastic

surgery

hey guys what you got there

Sindhu see guys it's nothing really you

don't want to see it

sure I do hand it over trust me you

don't I'm the captain of the

cheerleading squad don't make me pull

rank on you

I had admired the perfect forms of my

Cottagers their grace beauty and

delicate complexions but how was I

terrified when I viewed myself in a

transparent pool at first I started back

unable to believe that it was indeed I

who was reflected in the mirror and when

I became fully convinced that I was in

reality the monster that I am I was

filled with the bitterest sensations of

respondents and mortification alas I did

not yet entirely know the fatal effects

of this miserable deform entirely no the

fatal effects

look at me what no mutant everyone's

laughing at me don't even looking at

you're just saying that

why would I lie my boyfriend's ash wait

up

what are you doing covering my shame I

thought you said that leave two more

breakouts this is an emergency situation

you know damage

is it bad

the good news is it draws attention away

from your nose

oh i'm definitely not getting my picture

taken

okay okay you mean you're not gonna try

and talk me out of this

nope that must look worse than i thought

you know if you stopped trying

what's up i have never seen you like

this of course you know you've never

seen me like this ugly

not ugly you're just having a bad day we

all have them

shut up your face is perfect don't hate

me because i'm beautiful

all right all right you know what i'm

just gonna stop talking

now i uh why are you spreading rumors

about me

what uh i'm not spreading anything then

explain this

i traced this note back to that little

gossip cynthia she says she heard it

from you

i only told ash and jermaine well

cynthia must have overheard

yeah well now everyone knows do you know

how humiliating it is to have people

spread lies about you

i'm really sorry this got out but i did

see you come out of dr colt's office

if you must know i went to see dr cold

about getting a mole on my back removed

i didn't want to have a scar that's why

i went to see a plastic surgeon

oh i should have known you'd be stupid

enough to get cosmetic surgery

you can be a real jerk sometimes

i meant that as a compliment

try working on your technique yeah yeah

you know maybe we should go apologize

ash

what what you might want to stop chewing

on your pen

this is

that's attractive what happened to you

not important are you okay

i'm gonna take to school but i'm fine

yeah i know the feeling

hey you know don't worry everyone's

gonna forget all about this when they

find out you're just getting a mole

removed

i'm not getting them all removed

you are getting plastic surgery i'm

thinking about it

why there's nothing wrong with you

there's always room for improvement

you're crazy

you know we you've got plenty up top

more than me

it's all an illusion push up bras

do wonders yeah but

i don't think you need implants well i

do

maybe a little lipo on the hips too no

way there's nothing to suck out come on

ash you can't tell me there isn't one

thing about your body that you wouldn't

change given the chance

well today i'd like a new head

preferably human had better days

yeah that's an understatement

so when do you go under the knife

well i guess i'll wait till i'm 18. just

to be sure

it makes sense you know i mean you

always change your mind

and you want to do it for the right

reason who's to say what's right it's

all relative

i'll just give myself plenty of time to

think about it

yeah i mean if it makes you happy

that's cool but

you shouldn't do it for anyone else we

all do things for other people

do you really care that much about what

other people think

sometimes

well you know then you should know that

right now i think you're perfect

you know just the way you are and just

about every guy at school i agree with

me

do you really mean that of course i do

you know whether you get the surgery or

not it's not gonna make any difference

to me

i'm gonna like you just the same

thanks ash

don't worry if i get the surgery i'll do

it for me

you don't think i didn't do all that

pain for other people do you that's good

see you later um aren't you gonna give

me a pep talk

in a few hours it'll get dark and you

can sneak out without being seen

bye very comforting you should really

consider becoming a therapist

ash you in there

yeah you

planning to come out anytime soon

no oh okay uh

then i'll just talk to you from out here

okay

okay so uh

i just saw naomi i told her i was sorry

did you forgive you

i think so you two talk about what a

jerk i am

no it's regular girl talk

girl talk yeah you know like we both

hate our bodies

etc etc

do guys ever talk about stuff like that

well

yeah but that is a secret between you

and me

good to know this is really awkward

talking to you through the tournament

can't you come out

i'm not ready to be seen by people okay

no i don't

don't want everyone looking at me and

thinking i'm ugly you're not ugly

and do you really care what other people

think

it's exactly what i asked naomi what's

your answer

well i mean when it comes down to it i i

don't care what other people think but

i do care what you think i think that

even when you're hideously deformed

you're still pretty hot

you're such a liar i mean it

total freak yeah but you're my friends

so uh what do you want to do now i want

to crawl

into a deep dark hole knock him out

until i'm back to normal

yeah well i don't see any deep dark

holes around here

why don't you just hang out with me i'll

protect you

okay you know it's not like there's

anything bad left to happen to me

this is the last place i want to be can

we go come on i still want to get my

picture taken you wait two seconds can't

you

yeah yeah okay hold on something's not

quite right

i'm ready

smile for the camera start snapping them

shots

i'm doing what are you doing getting my

picture taken

what what do you think's my best side in

the back of your head

oh don't you think i'm sexting

come on one shot brother freaks out

this is for all the one-eyed red-nosed

blue teeth freaks out there

some cheese cheese

my show i take full responsibility for

what happened

i made this awesome chicken dish for the

last show does anybody want it

everybody pretty much lunged at once i

just want a little piece of

crap you got two breaths i think i hit

somebody with a chair

that was you it won't happen again

we've agreed on what happens with the

leftovers great show tonight guys

good night see you tomorrow bye good

night

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