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01x03 - Chapter III: Tidal Shift

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Aquaman: King of Atlantis". Aired: October 14 – October 28, 2021.*
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Alongside trusted allies Mera and Vulko, King Aquaman faces unscrupulous surface dwellers, ancient evils from beyond time, and his half-brother's attempts to overthrow him.

01x03 - Chapter III: Tidal Shift

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[DC theme music playing]

[whale 1 growls] Yeah!

[whale 2 laughs and growls] Yeah!

[both] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[chuckles]

[announcer speaking]

Attention all Atlanteans.

King Aquaman is about

to deliver his royal judgment.

Hm. I see what must be done.

[shouts] And it is now

time to act!

[both whimper and gasp]

- [groans]

- [giggles]

[both slurping]

'Kay, let's see here.

And done! [chuckles]

Whoo. I finally finished all the

King jobs that Vulko set out for me.

Not bad, huh?

[squeaking]

[groans]

So, what do you think?

I think someone's doing a pretty

good job as King, huh? Huh?

I dunno.

[groans] Oh, come on!

What do you want from me?

I don't know.

The throne room just

used to be more exciting.

Exciting?

I just beat up a living island

to reclaim my stolen Trident.

- This is thrilling stuff, people.

- Uh, so you say.

I mean, we weren't there.

Okay. But you were here

when I threw the criminal

Ocean Master in jail after

rescuing him from, again,

a horrifying collection

of land, eyeballs and fingers.

[groans]

Remember Ocean Master?

- He was great!

- Ocean Master was not great!

He was leading you all to w*r!

At least he was gonna

take us with him to w*r.

Some of us like feeling included.

Um, [giggles]

he took me to Europe.

You mean when Ocean Master

sent you to k*ll me and Mera?

Uh, yeah.

But I failed, so you're welcome.

You keep skipping town down

and leaving us in the empty

throne room doing nothing.

We spent a whole year here

waiting for you

to get back from

some rescue mission.

I don't have years to spare

[groans] because I'm old.

[muffled growls and sighs]

First of all,

why did you spend the whole

year just standing in here?

You could've gone outside and, I

don't know, played water polo?

Uh, we just call it polo.

Secondly, you did not wait for me.

You replaced me with Ocean Master.

Yeah, remember Ocean Master?

Thirdly, I had to save our people on

Outpost Four from Pytor Mortikov.

And I did it!

I even made peace

between the Outpost folks

and the bandits that

used to terrorize them.

- You mean those bandits?

- Huh?

Yes, those bandits.

- Hey!

- They work for me now as palace guards.

It's just one of my great

new ideas as a good King.

They used to rob people for money,

but now I'm paying

them to protect us all.

Yeah, in a way, it's like

we're robbing you. [chuckles]

No, it's not like that.

That's not what's happening.

Never phrase it that way again.

I'm trying here, people.

What do you want from me?

Want me to kiss every baby here?

I'll smooch every baby.

You! Give me your baby.

- No!

- [crying]

[both grunting]

- [footsteps approaching]

- [both gasp]

- [all gasp]

- [announcer speaking] Ocean Master

has returned to challenge

King Aquaman for the thr

- Oh, it's just Mera.

- [Mera growls]

[Mera] Just Mera?

Who said that?

[thumping]

Get back here!

[indistinct shouting]

[groans]

This day is going well.

[choir singing]

Aquaman King of Atlantis ♪

Chapter Three

Tidal Shift ♪

Yo, Mera. What's up?

What's up with me?

What's up with them?

They look miserable.

What'd you do to them?

I guess not die?

[sighs]

I'm trying to do a good job

and be the King

that Atlantis deserves.

I don't know what

these people want from me.

[chuckles]

I don't think they even know

what they want from you, man.

But as King, you have to do

what you think is right,

whether or not

people like you for it.

They've never had a King that

actually cared about them before.

Just be yourself

and they'll come around.

And if they don't, I'll punch 'em.

[growls]

I'll punch every one of 'em.

[baby crying]

- Yeah. Especially you.

- Uh, thanks, Mera.

Oh! What're you doing

with that crystal?

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Oh, sorry. Yeah.

Vulko wants to see us

down in his vault.

Yes! Say no more.

Anywhere but the throne room.

Hmm. Ocean Master would

never leave to go to the vault.

What?

This is part of my job as King.

Do you not want me to do my job?

I mean, seriously, the nerve

of these guys. [door dings]

[scoffs] Ocean Master

would never do his job.

- [all agreeing]

- And that's the problem.

[sighs in exasperation]

See? This is what I'm saying.

I go off and stop sea criminals

- and the citizens don't care. [grunts]

- [clangs]

Yeah! What the heck?

They should love that.

- [gasps]

- [door dings]

[expl*si*n]

Then I spend an actual week

doing King chores for Vulko,

and they don't like that either.

[gasps] We should build a new

waste management facility.

One more

ribbon-cutting ceremony,

and I think they'll be won over.

We've cut every ribbon.

I'm done cutting ribbons.

[clangs]

What you should be done doing

is hitting that crystal.

Why? It's really good

for relieving my stress.

Well, it's also really

good at maybe ripping

a planet in half with

gravitational energy.

[both gasp]

It is?

[nervously] Well, then it's a good

thing we've been so safe with it.

[laughs nervously]

That's why I called

you both down here.

I have finally figured out

what these crystals do.

The blue one decelerates time

and the red one accelerates time.

Yeah, we know that.

But how do they work?

[gasps] Oh!

[squeaking]

Even this is more comfortable

than my throne.

[shouts] This is my throne now!

Will this turn it on?

[grumbles]

No.

- [clinks]

- [smacks]

The way the crystals

are meant to work

is to be placed in

the armor of Cronus.

[gasps] Whoa!

Why was it under that cover?

[stuttering] Uh

For for the

- for the reveal.

- Nice.

- It was good.

- Oh, thanks.

This armor has been

in the palace vault

since it was

discovered by Atlanteans

some millennia ago

in a crashed alien spaceship.

Oh, right.

A ship from "outer space".

That thing that's totally real.

Uh, outer space is real.

[sighs in relief] I am very happy

that not believing in outer space

isn't some weird

Atlantean thing.

Just a weird Mera thing.

This woman who

I've chosen to love.

Hey! That's me.

I've known about the armor

of Cronus for years, obviously.

But, I never knew how it worked

because that page in my book

The Tome of Cool Alien Stuff

We Found at Atlantis

was mysteriously torn out.

See? Who does that?

"Cool alien stuff

we found in Atlantis."

Wait! What's the

other stuff in there?

It wasn't until you brought me

these crystals that I realized

they're the final pieces!

[dramatic music playing]

[both gasp]

Space armor?

Time crystals?

That sounds like

a winning combination.

What can this baby do

if we power it up?

Well, at full capacity,

the armor of Cronus

wields the very fabric of time

and space as its weapons.

The Crosmenauts built it

to end an ancient Civil w*r.

- Crosmenauts?

- Uh, it's a rough translation.

Their word for themselves

sounds even stupider.

- If you say so.

- The important thing is

that the armor ripped their own

planet to shreds [expl*si*n]

scattering them and

their history across the stars.

And now,

we have everything we need

to reactivate it right here.

Pretty neat, huh?

- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

- What?

No! All of this is bad.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Definitely for sure bad.

Also, that's why I need you two

to take the crystals

far away from the armor.

No! [gasps]

No!

We must keep them

away from each other.

So, you're asking us to disable

a very cool-sounding weapon,

and we have

to do it separately? [growls]

I still need

to do more research,

but they're made up of equal

yet opposing forces.

If they come into contact

with each other,

who knows what

the effect could be?

So no touchy?

Not unless you want

to potentially blow stuff up,

which is definitely

something that could happen.

But, if you do wanna blow

something up, let's try it.

[laughs mischievously]

No, no, no, no, no.

[laughs]

Oh, right. Absolutely right.

Yeah. Me neither.

No, no, no, no.

We agree. Scatter the pieces

for sure. Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[chuckles]

- [gasps]

- [angelic music playing]

[whimpering] Say

it's too bad these things are

so dang dangerous, though, huh?

Obviously, no one can keep it.

Yep. Obviously.

[chuckles nervously]

I mean, uh, I get it.

Just too dangerous.

Uh-huh.

But, if one could keep it, and

I kept it, hypothetically, of course,

and I had a giant suit

of alien time armor,

again, hypothetically, obviously,

the Atlanteans might actually

think I was a pretty cool King.

[mumbles nervously]

He's feeling insecure about how much

the Atlanteans don't respect him.

Oh, hey, don't you worry about them.

You're Aquaman!

The Atlantean from

the surface world.

You have a way

of bringing things together.

[sighs]

Thanks, Vulko. I needed that.

- [shouts] Crystal!

- [Mera yelps]

[sighs in relief] Again,

do not bring them together.

- Sorry.

- Oh, yeah. Whoops!

Luckily, I'm not doing

anything else today,

so I'm ready for a good mission.

[grunts] I don't wanna smooch

that weird-looking baby anyways.

- Wait, was that a baby?

- [alarm howling]

[all gasp]

Nice one, Topo.

- [both cheer] Topo!

- [Topo chitters]

Guard the crystals

while we check out

whatever is causing the alarm.

And keep them

apart from each other.

[Topo chittering]

[announcer speaking] The Royal

Sea Jail has been breached.

Jailbreak! Jailbreak!

Jailbreak!

- Did he just say jail

- [all gasp]

[all shouting]

[all grunting]

[laughs]

Time to be naughty!

Oh, no, you don't,

Naughty Johnny!

[both grunting]

[Johnny] Thank you!

Oh, right.

They want to leave. Fish guts!

[criminals cheering]

[all gasp]

- [all screaming and shouting]

- [thudding and crashing]

[nervously] I have

a new King job for you.

Yeah, okay.

I get it, Vulko. [grunts]

[blows raspberry]

[both laughing mischievously]

[ominous music playing]

- Who are all these dudes?

- And dudettes.

Women can commit crime too.

- [man growls]

- [whimpers]

[laughs]

You got that right.

Finally, some recognition.

Okay. Who are all these people?

These are the toughest,

meanest, most dastardly groups

who have

ever attacked Atlantis.

[yelps]

They are free!

[creatures growling]

- [chef] Ewie, ewie, ew!

- [slobbering]

[groans]

You're getting it all spitty.

[Vulko gasps]

And the fire trolls!

[growling]

[Murk] Mama Mia!

- [growling]

- Come on, guys. [gulps]

[thumping]

[crying]

[gasps]

And the Mirror Men!

And Mirror Women.

Yep. Got it.

Women can be criminals.

[screaming]

Oh. I don't hate this.

[all screaming]

[whimpering]

We'll have to split up

and reel 'em in.

Yeah! Let's get 'em!

[whimpering]

Hey, you Crustoloids.

Eat this!

- [thumping]

- [all grunting]

[growls]

Dropping him, Crusty!

[yelps]

- I said

- [growls]

Hah! Gotcha!

Oh, gross! What?

[grunts]

[groans] Oh, man!

[growls and thumps]

Uh, [chuckles nervously]

maybe we can just

talk this out?

[all growl]

[whimpering] How are you

even doing this underwater?

[exhales] This is harder

than midday in Italia.

Did I tell you that Ocean

Master took me to Europe?

It's no big deal.

- [growls]

- [both gasp]

Huh? Oh.

Get outta here.

- Alright.

- Okay. I had it under control.

Fire trolls, huh?

Well, I've been known to get

a little hot-headed, myself.

- [grunts]

- [all growl]

[gasps] Woah!

[yelps] Ow! Ow!

I didn't mean

hot-headed literally.

[whimpering]

Looking at myself this long

has only shown me

how empty I truly am inside.

Pick on someone with your own

self-destructive narcissism.

Woah!

[yelps]

[grunts]

- [clangs]

- [grunts]

[grunting]

I got you now!

What?

[crying] Ow!

[grunting]

[panting]

[growls]

This is what you look like.

- [screams]

- [grunting]

- [crying]

- [growling]

Now what do we do?

[chuckles]

Call in reinforcements.

- [humming]

- [triumphant music playing]

[creatures] Huh?

[slapping]

They schooled you! [chuckles]

[Mera growling]

Huh?

[both gasp]

[growls]

[growls]

[gasps and screams]

Now who's in hot water?

[chuckles]

I got puns for days.

[groans]

These crystal jerks won't give up.

Ugh! Can we just be done

so I can go back

to my magic books?

[gasps] That's it!

Magic books are magic.

[whizzing]

[glass breaking]

And some magic is lazers.

[creatures groaning]

Well, I'm glad that's over.

Let's go back to the palace.

Oh, great.

It's my royal guard.

Have you been here

the whole time?

I don't know if you heard

the blaring alarm,

but we could've used

your help on that jailbreak.

What? You told us

to guard the throne room,

- so we did.

- It does look convict-free in here.

Yeah. I mean, it is good

that no sea criminals

got into the throne room.

Right. Except for

the one sea criminal

that did get

into the throne room,

uh, and is still hiding

behind the throne.

What?

Oh. Uh

[laughs maniacally] Fools!

This whole jailbreak

was just a distraction

caused by me, Ocean Master.

It was my plan all along

for you to find me. [laughs]

Yeah. This old guy showed up

right after the jailbreak

started sitting on the throne.

Who knew?

You didn't tell us not to let

anyone sit on the throne.

And he's so old, we figured

what's the harm, you know?

[grunts]

How do I say this?

The harm is that

he's always trying to k*ll me.

- [chuckles]

- Well, he didn't, did he?

He heard you come in and hid.

Yeah. And he told us not to

tell you where he was hiding

because he specifically said

it was not part of his plan

to be found. Yeah.

You guys really

make me question

- my decision to hire bandits.

- Meh. Whatever.

At least Ocean Master's

very dumb plan

- has failed again.

- [groans] My back!

[bones cracking] No,

you don't even know my plan.

You just told us

you caused the jailbreak.

[nervously] Okay. Yeah, well

but do you know that

I've got an accomplice?

- What?

- [laughs wickedly]

[Ocean Master] Aquaman, you

were the fool that placed

two cunning geniuses

in a cell together.

Me and Pytor Mortikov.

[both chuckle]

Oh, Ocean Master,

I senses that you are

cunning genius like myself.

Uh, do you want

to be best friendses?

[Ocean Master] At first, we just

focused on entertaining ourselves

to keep our minds witty sharp.

- [both giggling]

- But then, we realized we had more

in common than just perfect

singing voices.

Ooh, I hates the Aquaman.

He is a big beardy baby.

Ocean Master, you are true King.

I also hate Aquaman

and think I should be King.

And since we were best friends,

I promised to create the

jailbreak as a distraction,

so no one would notice

that Mortikov had snuck off.

Please, Ocean Master,

you are the only genius I can trust.

[Ocean Master squeals]

[Ocean Master] The jail

was built when I was King,

so I know all of the secrets.

Like the hidden button inside

the cell that opens the doors.

[Aquaman] Why would

the prison have that?

[Ocean Master] I installed it myself

in case I ever got thrown in jail.

[Mera] So, the jailbreak

wasn't to break out of jail?

It was just a distraction?

For what?

Uh, oh, yeah!

I almost forgot.

Mortikov needed time to

sneak down into the vault

so he can get time crystals

and the armor of corn husk.

- [Vulko] Uh, Cronus.

- [Ocean Master] What do I care?

- It wasn't about the crystals for me.

- [creatures cheering]

You see, Mortikov, baby,

had an enticing offer.

Once I has the crystalses,

I promise to defeat Aquaman

and make you, Ocean Master,

King once more.

[both laugh]

[Mortikov singing]

La, la, la, la ♪

And then he went to go do that.

I told you it was a good plan.

Uh, wait.

Mortikov knows about the armor?

Well, that's bad.

Not as bad as

his face will be when I

[growls]

Ocean Master, you dummy!

He's not gonna make you King.

And he might very well

destroy the whole planet!

[nervously] Um, and then

he'll make me King?

No. [grunts] I just started winning

over the citizens of Atlantis.

Well, almost.

And I'm not going

to let you waltz in here

and take that away from me.

[laughs] But I did.

[gasps]

[Aquaman]

We'll deal with you later.

We gotta get down to the vault

and stop Mortikov.

[all cheering]

[grunting]

[chuckles] I did it!

Ah, this was a good plan.

Uh, didn't he tell us not to

let anyone sit on the throne?

- Uh, not specifically.

- Oh! Well, then,

let's just carry on

and keep guarding, peoples.

Animals. Whatever we are.

Who cares?

[intense music playing]

- [all gasp]

- Oh, no! Topo!

[Topo whimpers]

[Mortikov laughs]

Welcome, Aquaman and Aquagirl.

- Ew, what?

- Uh, and Aqua Royal Advisor.

Oh, I must thank you

for finding red crystal.

I have been searching

for many years,

but you brought it right to me.

That wasn't on purpose

and you know it!

I had found

blue crystal long ago,

but had no idea where red one

or armor of Cronus was.

Yes, yes, yes.

I know all about armor.

This is thanks to a salvaging

mission where I found this.

[crying] The missing page

of my book!

[laughs]

Do you have rest of cool alien

stuff we found in Atlantis?

Mm. I would very much

like to borrow it.

Sounds very cool!

But I will have

all the time in world, soon.

Because now

I will put crystals into armor,

put armor onto me,

and finally become King of

this trash pile called Earth.

You're gonna be King of getting

the blue fin slaps out of you.

- [both growl]

- [Vulko giggles]

Vulko, move!

We need to grab him.

Uh, no need.

You see, if Mortikov here

had read the whole book

Ooh! Which I would like to do.

[chuckles] he would know

that the Crosmenauts

were little octopus-like aliens.

They were basically the size

of a surface pumpkin,

and the armor was built

for their bodies to pilot.

Meanwhile, Mortikov

is a big man,

so there's no way

he could fit into the armor.

What a dummy, huh?

[laughs]

What a complete buffoon!

- [whirring]

- [laughing maliciously]

[all gasp]

Oopsie-doopsie!

Looks like I already knew this

and modified my own body.

Turns out, I'm pretty

smart guy indeed. [laughs]

You were a cyborg

this whole time?

Actually, that does explain

how he was breathing underwater

without me creating

an air bubble for him.

I noticed a few minutes ago,

but I didn't say anything

because I assumed

we all wanted him to drown.

Yeah, yeah.

Just got to get the crystals in.

There we go! [laughs]

- Dang it! We gotta grab him!

- sh**t!

Yeah, let's kick

his non-existent butt!

Agreed. Let's beat up Mortikov

before he figures out

how to use the armor.

Oh, I am not

Pytor Mortikov anymore.

[squeaks and thumps]

[sarcastically] Yeah.

No kidding, you creep.

[Mortikov] Get out of here,

useless old body. Shoo!

This armor completes journey

I started all those years ago

in garbage dump.

My mother and I were outcasts,

banished to the wasteland.

Now, I made wasteland

of all land.

If I am only allowed to

be King of the garbage,

then I will turn

whole world into trash pile

and rebuild in my own image.

The survivors may be my subjects.

They call me

[growls] Scavenger!

Okay. So,

let's beat up Scavenger

before he figures out

how to use the armor.

[all growl]

Just you try.

[all growling and grunting]

Come on, come on, come on!

Activate the crystals!

[all growling and grunting]

Crystals, go!

[groans] It really feels like

finger g*ns should work, no?

[all growling and grunting]

Nice try, Aquastinko!

[all groaning]

Maybe secret button.

Oh, no! Not the statue

of Poseidon Jr.!

I got you, boy.

[yelps] Woah!

Oh, no, no, no, no!

[shouts] Vulko,

what are you doing?

Leave your dumb trinkets

and help us! [groans]

Trinkets?

- Vulko!

- Oh, come on!

Huh? Right.

[all grunting and groaning]

[chuckles] Spinny time!

Whee!

[gasps]

The body of Perseus!

Why is it all horses, Vulko?

[laughs] Time to die!

Huh? No, wait.

Okay, hold on.

Okay, okay. Now, is time to

- [Aquaman] Mortikov!

- [groans] Huh?

Come out of that suit

and face us like a man!

Spider. Nightmare.

[scoffs] It is Scavenger!

Scavenge this! [chuckles]

[growls]

Quit it!

[both scream]

Okay, okay.

Instructions for crystal

powers. Let's see here.

[shouts] Ah!

[all growl]

[laughs maliciously]

[grunts]

Now, is time to die!

[laughs]

- [all grunting]

- There's no way!

You cannot possibly

keep up with me. [laughs]

[laughs]

[groans]

Oh, huzzah!

You're free, Topo! Attack!

[Topo chitters]

I would like to

see you try, Cephalopod.

[gasps]

Even Topo can't fight him.

[groans] No one but you

was surprised by that.

Take this!

[laughs]

Too slow, Aquagirl.

First of all,

I'll be Aquawoman.

Second of all, it's neither!

- Now, release me or die!

- [sighs] Okay.

[snaps fingers]

[yelps]

[laughs] Using this suit,

it feels like riding

trash bike from childhood.

Ride this, you big jerk!

[groans] Aw, crud!

No! Ride this!

[grunts] Why does this,

specifically, keep happening?

Oh! Sorry, sorry, sorry!

[laughs]

They need my help!

Time to unleash

my ultimate move.

The Vulko

What? Wait a minute!

[screaming]

The crystals manipulate time

by manipulating gravity.

Mortikov, the more

you use the crystals,

the more gravitational force

you're emitting.

If you don't stop,

the energy could destroy us all!

[laughs]

This sounds like something

someone losing side would say.

We gotta get out of here!

[all yelp and groan]

[laughs maliciously]

[ominous music playing]

[all gasp]

[gasps and yelps]

[groans and gasps]

[gasps] No!

My one great love! [crying]

[all gasping]

What's going on?

[laughs maliciously]

I will turn your city into trash,

and then it will be my treasure.

Thank you for letting me know

about the gravitational

fields. [giggles]

- Hey, no problem.

- [both shout] Vulko!

That will make this

much easier. [laughs]

[all whimpering]

[distant expl*si*n]

[all screaming]

[sighs in exasperation]

I really hate this dude.

[laughing]

Now, kiss! Gross!

Uh, I know Aquaman

didn't specifically say

we should defend the city,

but I feel like it's implied

in our title as Royal Guards,

you know

Hey, you're right!

If Aquaman loses,

he won't pay us anymore.

We've got to get out there.

[all growling]

Uh-oh.

[all grunting]

[Mortikov laughs]

I I may have

messed up a little.

[laughing]

[all yelp]

[all gasp]

No! The Atlanteans!

[gasps] I can't believe it.

That was our favorite statue!

This is all Aquaman's fault!

- Ocean Master would never

- Hey! You know what?

That jerk you love so much

is to blame

for what's happening.

Is this the kind

of excitement you wanted?

[whimpering]

- No.

- Should I just leave you here

with your awesome,

new, exciting trash palace?

[crying hysterically]

[Mera grumbles]

[pops]

[groans] Now we can't even

see the fight good.

- [growls] Ungrateful little

- Mera, appreciate

what you're trying to do,

but you were right before.

I can't worry what

the people think of me

or what they say they want.

I'm their King.

And that means

I have to do what's needed.

And what's needed

is a serious bumper woman.

Yeah!

Now, how do we stop him?

I don't know,

but we have to try.

Are you sure?

I'm still Princess of Xebel.

We could just call this a loss

and go rule over there.

- [Vulko scoffs]

- [groans]

[groans]

Yeah, I know. You're right.

- We have to try. [shouts]

- What exactly do you do in Xebel?

How about you stick to advising the

Atlantean throne, [mockingly] Vulko!

[laughing]

[all screaming]

[yelps]

Scavenger, I won't let you

destroy this city.

Aw, what is point, Aquaman?

Just let me have Atlantis.

The Ocean Master tells me

you were not such a good King.

He obviously has a biased opinion.

And we won't stop until

your head is back on your body

and your body is in jail.

You can try

to fight the inevitable,

but time is not

on your side! [laughs]

[scoffs] They always

have to pun, don't they?

Yes. It's like clockwork.

That was a time pun, too.

[groans]

[laughing]

[screams]

[Vulko] He went over here!

- This way!

- No! This way.

Oopsies! [laughs]

Over here.

Okay. I won't

wait here.

Just kidding! Eat building.

- [laughs]

- [all groaning]

- [all panting]

- Oh, boy!

[all gasp]

[expl*si*n]

[laughs]

Give up, little water babies.

Accept me

as your trash overlord

and I promise you

a prison room with a view.

- [growls] Never!

- [both shout]

Very well.

I crush you. [laughing]

[all grunting and growling]

I squeeze you. Huh?

[laughs]

- Uh-oh!

- [all whimpering]

Civilians, why are you still here?

Piggyback ride. Here we go!

[grunting]

[woman squeals]

Yay! They're saving us.

[Mortikov] This way!

- Ah!

- So close!

- Oh!

- No escape!

- [growls]

- [all scream]

[laughs maliciously]

All you have done

is ensure they survive

to be ruled over

by little old me. [laughs]

- [Vulko] Hey, Mera!

- [Mortikov] Huh?

Need a little kelp?

Now, Aquaman!

[growls]

[laughs]

[in slow motion]

Woah! I hate

[laughing]

Gotcha!

Uh-oh!

[all grunting and groaning]

Wow! They're really getting

their snot kicked out of them.

[thuds and groans]

[growls]

I don't think Ocean Master

would fight for us like this.

He wouldn't even split

the check on a Capponadda.

Come on!

We got to help them.

[all growling]

[laughs]

[gasps] Uh-oh.

[all grunting and screaming]

[guard] Let's get him, buddies.

This one's for Techno.

[laughs] Looks like

you've outsmarted me!

My Royal Guard!

You came to defend me.

Um, I think they're just trying

- to steal those crystals.

- Huh?

[guard] Give us these crystals

so we can sell 'em.

Sure. I mean, maybe,

but it's getting the job done.

[indistinct shouting]

[growls]

Okay. I'm not one 100% sure

that outer space exists

[both yell] It does!

but if it is real,

I'm gonna send Scavenger there!

[growling]

[Mortikov] Oh, boy!

I'm going up very quickly!

[screaming]

[growling]

[sighs] What a beautiful day.

Wait, what?

[growling]

Not cool, you guys.

[whimpering]

[growling]

[Mortikov whimpering]

Oh! Actually,

this is quite beautiful.

But I think it is time to

turn up the heat. [laughing]

Turnin' up the heat, huh?

Getting warmer. [laughs]

Wow, this is very impressive!

You think you can send us

to the moon after this?

[Mera growls]

[chuckles nervously] Never mind.

Just keep going.

Uh, actually, consider stopping.

What? No!

I've got him on the ropes.

[growling]

[laughs] Woah, woah, woah!

Okay. We'll see

how you like this!

[laughing]

- That looks bad.

- It's probably fine.

It's not like the Earth's

crust itself is breaking.

- Uh, it is.

- Okay, this is very bad.

[gasps and grunts]

Scavenger is pushing the

gravitational force too far!

Mera, you've got to chill!

Atlantis No, the world,

can't take much more of this.

[growling]

[laughing]

[all screaming]

Fine. I'll be less cool.

- [all cheering]

- [kissing]

[laughing]

[rumble stopping]

[sighs in relief] Man!

Glad that stopped

before things got worse.

[Mortikov laughing]

[loud thud]

[gasps]

Scavenger, you've got to stop!

- You'll tear the Earth in two!

- [laughs] All the better.

I will rule over the halves.

- [baby crying]

- [whimpering]

[grunts]

[inspirational music playing]

[growling]

Aw, isn't that cute?

Little Aquaman trying

to keep it together.

I will enjoy watching you try.

[dramatic music playing]

[all gasping and cheering]

[girl] Everything's fine!

Oh, no! Everything's terrible!

[low rumble]

[growling]

[gasps]

We're doomed!

There's no way Aquaman

could be strong enough

to hold the planet together.

[growls]

Don't listen to him, babe.

You got this!

- [bones cracking]

- [screams]

Oh, I don't think he's got this.

Maybe not, alone.

[humming]

Huh?

[growls]

Huh? Oh.

[growling]

[gasping]

It worked!

Okay, brothers and sisters,

your ocean needs you.

[winces] Also, my bones.

[Topo chitters]

[Aquaman growling]

[low rumbling]

[gasps] It's holding!

Wow!

As they say in Italia

[speaking foreign language]

[all gasp]

He's holding

the actual planet together.

That's pretty impressive.

[all cheering and clapping]

[grumbles]

No! Is not impressive.

I am impressive.

I broke planet.

I have harnessed time itself.

[groans in slow motion]

Wow! That makes him

look even cooler!

[scoffs]

Stupid fish people.

Huh? Oh!

Look what we have here.

I know rules.

I defeated King.

So, now Scavenger

is King of Atlantis. [laughs]

[straining]

I haven't lost yet.

But you are going

to lose now! [all laughing]

[gasps]

Aquaman! Don't worry, babe, I

[all exclaiming]

Never mind. You're on your own!

[laughs]

What's this, Aquaman?

You won't even defend yourself?

You know I can't,

you leg-headed creep!

Aw, is that so?

Well, then, so be it!

[laughing]

[clangs]

Okay. What now?

- [clanging]

- [grunting]

Woah!

King Aquaman is great

and should stay King.

[all] Yeah!

He and his pals

have been helping us all day.

They even caught

those jailbreaking criminals.

They sure did.

Caught us real good.

And, now, they're fighting to

save the whole city. [grunting]

Also, he's holding

the entire planet together.

[all cheering]

Aww, you guys!

My Kingly deeds

have earned your respect?

Also, he can,

for real, talk to fish!

Yeah, he can!

That's actually

the coolest thing by far.

If you think about it.

Uh Okay.

Well, still. Thanks.

[clanging]

Enough! I am only playing

by your stupid rules.

I'd beat your King,

so I am your King now.

- [all] Huh?

- No! We want him to be King.

No matter

how many fights he loses.

Yeah! No matter

who beats him up.

Even if everyone beats him up.

Yeah! He's our King!

Our loser!

[all chanting]

Loser King! Loser King!

Wait!

Uh, how did we get there?

Hands off our Loser King.

- [growls]

- [clanging]

Never!

- [laughs and grunts] Huh?

- [clangs]

[laughs] Yeah!

Aquaman is a total weakening.

Super easy to beat at a duel.

- Okay. What are we

- But he cares about Atlantis.

And that's where my throne is.

Aquaman should be King.

[all cheering]

[all chanting] King Aquaman!

King Aquaman! King Aquaman!

[man giggling]

Oh, Ocean Master!

Hey, stinky old man.

This is not plan.

I'm supposed to betray you.

Huh? Uh-oh.

- [groans and grunts]

- [expl*si*n]

[gasps]

[straining as gasping]

- [growling]

- [gasping and grunting]

[clicking]

[growling]

What are you doing?

What is he doing?

[Mortikov straining]

Hey, buddy. You're not supposed

to make crystals touch.

Something bad will happen.

Your own smart guy said!

[whimpers]

Uh, actually,

we don't know what it would do.

- [rumbling]

- [straining]

It just as possible,

something good can happen.

Hm. Smash 'em!

[Aquaman chuckles]

[Mortikov whimpering]

[dramatic music playing]

[all exclaiming]

[claps slowly]

[all gasping]

[Aquaman growling]

- [whimpering]

- [glass breaking]

Why are you doing this?

You know what

they say about me.

[all gasp]

I'm good at bringing stuff

[strains] together!

[screaming]

[whizzing]

[Mortikov groaning]

[retches]

- [electricity crackling]

- [slams]

[barking]

[pants and grunts]

[sighs and kisses]

[munching]

Wow! It's beautif [groans]

Huh? [groans]

I look like a dork!

Huh?

Huh.

[serene music playing]

[all gasping]

- [clapping]

- Huh? [gasps]

[all clapping]

[gasping]

[all cheering]

[whales cheering]

Hey, guys. We

saved Atlantis, right?

- We sure did.

- Did Scavenger

Get crushed inside

the Earth itself?

[giggles] Maybe.

Okay.

Then I guess we did good.

[all chanting] King Aquaman!

King Aquaman! King Aquaman!

[indistinct cheering]

It's pretty banged up, up here.

[groans] Oh, my throne!

[all exclaiming]

- [zings]

- [thuds]

Woah! Twisted. I like it.

[guard] King Aquaman,

we made sure

no one wrecked this place

more than it already was.

Yeah. And we didn't let

anyone sit on your throne.

Even though you didn't say

anything specifically about that.

[sighs] Thanks, guys.

You did good.

[all gasping]

I mean, except for that one guy

we did let sit on the throne.

[stuttering] But, anyway,

please still love me.

[grunts] It's fine.

Don't worry about it.

Hey! I finally feel

like I fit in this thing.

As in, metaphorically,

you feel like a true King?

No. Like, literally.

I don't have a seahorse

skull on my spine.

- [Ocean Master groans]

- Hey, Ocean Master.

I heard what you said out there.

Thanks for your help.

Even though all of this

was your fault to begin with,

looks like you showed

your true face.

- [groans]

- [chuckles]

Ah, I meant every word.

I was gonna get Atlantis

destroyed, but you saved us.

- Mom would be proud.

- Wow! [chuckles]

That

that means a lot, man. Thanks.

Uh, although, it feels kinda like

you're hugging the throne

[clears throat]

and not not me.

Ah, so proud of you.

Okay, I'll get you next week

and vengeance will be mine.

What was that?

[laughing] Nothing.

Love you, bro.

Should we be throwing

him back in jail or

Once we repair it, yeah.

For now, I've got someone

keeping an eye on him.

[Ocean Master humming]

[shushes]

My sweet boy.

Ah, I guess all I had to do

to prove my worth as King

was saved the actual planet

from ripping in half.

No. You were already a King.

Before, in a trials by combat

or sweet, sweet violence.

Now, they see you

for who you are.

A great leader.

- And a great smoocher.

- [giggles] Inappropriate.

Huh?

All right. Just one.

- [smacks lips]

- [all cheering]

[all chanting] King Aquaman!

King Aquaman!

[announcer speaking]

Long live King Aquaman!

This'd what I looked like

the whole time.

But the important thing is,

Aquaman!

[Vulko giggles] Speaking of,

I've got a big new list

of King chores for you.

[Aquaman groans]

I get it, Vulko!

[farts]

[music]