01x01 - Everybody Loves Felicity Smoak

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don't worry Dina it's just a sport plane

yeah a sporting plane somewhere in Asia

you know what could potentially

happen uh no I don't it could be a poor

quality plane and you could crash yeah

now that's a possibility of

course Oliver I don't want you to die

just yet just yet what else do you want

from me kicking your butt when you get

back home ha you're a girl you can't

kick my a*s who told you that the

internet well the internet is sexist

then dude fine by me by the way

I got to hang up what's wrong

Oli um nothing Oliver when you're

crashing

how you don't know what I could have

done before getting on this plane what

flying

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lessons

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take that you Rebel scum bam Mrs smoke

huh anyone here well must have been the

wind back to playing track Wars battle

duty

yes what a gamer who was that me mom who

are you and what do you want I don't

want anything now my employer wants

something from you who are you working

for you'll meet him soon enough you're

not taking me no you won't oh I will

I'll scream I hope you will

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no take this tree ha you have got to

work harder I'm trying as hard as I can

not hard enough if you want to survive

on this island you need to get stronger

believe me man I'm trying my best your

best isn't good enough bro it has to be

I can't give 200% there's no such thing

as

200% where did you learn maths nowhere

and it's even weirder since you're just

a

coconut who are you my name Mrs smoke is

of little concern but be assured that Mr

Marilyn and me are in desperate need of

your

service if you wish to hire me call

there's this neat new invention called a

phone oh but th*gs offer such a bigger

entrance you don't intend to pay me do

you no I certainly do not why me what do

you want me to do why you you're are one

of the few computer Specialists that

know how to properly operate a military

stealth drone someone took a quick check

through my references oh I did and

believe

me I was impressed by it who are

you my name is is not us Mrs

smoke and you you will be my greatest

a*s at tonight you can't make me do

anything I think you know very well that

you'll do it you have a mother

friends and

fingers I'll do

it

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aim find the center of your being I'm

calm my heart is in the right place

Shalom stop meditating and

sh**t missed do it better loser I'm a

freaking coconut how am I supposed to do

any better why are you teaching me how

to sh**t then if you literally can't

even sh**t how do I know I'm just the

figment of your imagination you

projected here to not go completely

insane I'm talking to a coconut I've

gone off the deep end for good could be

worse how you could be talking to a

banana whoa where did you guys get the

baby from undisclosed source

rest assured Argus is now missing a

fancy drone and what is it supposed to

do enter Miracle

chemical and well blow

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up what you want to blow up a chemical

Factory why yes that that is the plan

what do you gain from that absolutely

nothing yet huh let's say it like this

there's two suppliers for one of the

most valuable substances out there one

is Miracle chemicals the other is my

employer this Mr Merlin

guy he's so much more than this that you

talk about him like you respect him

you're surprised by respect I'm

surprised by older people show respect

towards others than themselves oh you

have no idea D do with it as you like

but now let me go oh Mrs smoke letting

you go was never part of the

deal

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you seem worried it's been 3 years on

this island I'm talking to a coconut I'm

insane I can't go home now of course you

can I'm a way to compensate for your

loneliness besides besides what if you

manage to return you can become

something more to help people with the

experiences you've made here save my

city give yourself a mission Star City

has been controlled by crime for years

now maybe you got hardened on this

island for a reason to return and do

good the right thing now the first

chance you get to leave here take make

it I will I will

return you dard I've been called a lot

of things trust me this is one of the

most common insults let me go fire the

drone wait something in the code isn't

it right it's been reworked before what

it's not a drone that's a m*ssile you

attack Atomic material to it oh you

really are a smart one an expl*si*n of

this size could k*ll thousands

casualties of w*r we're not at w*r are

we not what are you not telling me a lot

Mrs smoke unfortunately I don't have any

time to explain that to

you

look what's that a pirate plane it's

been flying over this island for a few

days why didn't you enter it yet because

I needed to know if the people on there

wouldn't be harmed by me entering it you

really got Heroes i f on that island

didn't you with your help well thanks

but I'm just in your head and not really

here still you did a good job coconut um

uh brain thanks now get these guys and

get back home let's do

this who was that what happened the

Drone it was brought down who did that I

have no idea I might know who did it who

what the that drone was shot down by a

raggedly handsome blonde guy in a green

suit if I'm not wrong he's wearing green

what a nut job am I right get any closer

and I'll k*ll her please don't is that a

way to treat his co-workers not a

coworker he kidnapped me oh if that's

the case then let the hot blonde

go never all right oh you called for it

hey blondie can you drive this thing not

sure well then figure it out fast why

cuz you're

driving