01x01 - Dropped in Danger!

[bunniefuu]

THANOS: I have created a new world.

It's part of my masterplan.

I will bring heroes
and villains here.

With them out of the way,
I may destroy their worlds.

All worlds.

Hmm. You've done well, master.

[LAUGHS]

IRON MAN: [OVER COMMS] Uh, hello?
Captain Marvel, it's Iron Man.

[CHUCKLES] How's life?

Iron Man, is everything all right?

Ah, not really.

Something very alien-y is going on,
and you better get over here.

[YELPS]

Iron Man, come in! Iron Man?

- Iron Man, do you copy?
- [WATCH BEEPS]

The signal's coming from that rock.

[GRUNTS]

Whoa!

Well, that didn't work.

[SCREAMS]

Oh. Whoa. Wow, that was unpleasant.

[SIGHS] Thanks, Captain Marvel.

Any clue what this
happy place is and...

...who else has
been invited along?

Hmm. We can find out.

[GROANS]

Ha! I can do two at once.

[GRUNTS] This is no way
to transport the Frog of Thunder!

Or the Ham of Spider.

Well, where the bacon are we?

- I am Groot.
- [YELPS]

Are those fighting words, kid-tree?

- You want a piece of me?
- I am Groot.

No, no. Stop. Chill.

[GROANS] No fighting each other.

We have to work together if we want
to get out of wherever we are.

Uh, quick question though,
were you bitten by a radioactive pig?

A spider? [CHUCKLES] It's confusing.

I'm Spider-Ham. And, look...

We have quite the team.

Thor as a Frog

and a twig that talks
and has a bad attitude.

I am Groot.

Verily, thou art foul.

But who brought us here,
and for what nefarious purpose?

I can think of one being
powerful enough to do all this.

BOTH: Thanos!

Jinx.

But now the question is...

Why?

Hmm, portals. They could come in handy.

Time to delegate.
I say we divvy up the work.

Captain Marvel, why don't you
try to locate Thanos?

Keep me posted on what you find.

I'll do the same.

Oh! See if Thanos has a stash
of burritos or something

'cause I am starving.

I am Groot.

And the rest of us
can use these portals

to see who else
we can scrounge up to help.

Com links for everyone!

Don't say I never gave you anything.

Well, okay everyone.

Let's find more help,
get us all back home.

Oh, Spider-Ham, you got sapling duty.

Aye-aye, sir!

Onward. h*!

I am Groot.

[GASPS] What are you doing?

I think I liked being stuck
in that stone better!