01x04 - Two on One

[bunniefuu]

[laughs]
Yes!

Time for a good old-fashioned
knuckle-buster!

[grunts]
[chitters]

Sorry.

I don't do old-fashioned.

[grunting]

[Squirrel Girl]
Oh, it's on now!

Don't leave yet.
[grunts]

[grunts]

You haven't even seen
what we can do.

Embiggen!

[yells]
What she said.
[Tippy-Toe chittering]

[angry chitter]
Sorry about the wax, Tips,

but it's time
for Plan M59.

Go!

[chitters]

[thudding footstep]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Lay off the kawaii kaiju!

Did she run off?
Fat chance!

[grunts]
[grunts]

But she might start
running now.

Hey! I'm gonna get you!

[grunts]
Get off my friend!

Squirrel Girl,
what are you doing?

You've gotta give me
some more space.

I can't stay this big forever.
[yells]

[yelling]

[both grunt]

So much for the unbeatable
Squirrel Girl and, uh--

I don't know--
bendy Ms. Marvel?
[chuckles]

Sorry, S.G.

This isn't the epic team-up
I pictured.

Agreed.

But I think it can be

if we just fight anime-style!

Huh.

With excessively
big weapons?

No. By calling out our attacks,
like this.

Rocket kick, now!

Ha-ha!

[both grunt]

Oh, you think you're
the only animal that can climb?

Upside-down striking frenzy!

[yells]

[grunting]

Strike this!
Hey!

[yells]
Good save.

Thanks, Double-M.
[pants]

Now just keep me covered.

[Ms. Marvel]
Gotcha!
Oh, no, you don't!

[grunting]

Ugh! That's just unfair.

Web diversion assist
into web-ball throw!
[grunts]

[huffs]
I'm done with this.

Slingshot, now!

Hi-yaaah!

Flying squirrel!
Huh?

[both grunt]

[grunts]
Of course I get away
from S.H.I.E.L.D.

only to get caught by a pair
of nobodies who aren't even
interested in the truth!

We know the truth.
You were supposed
to be a hero,

and instead,
you took someone's life.

That isn't what happened!
[grunts]

But everyone's so caught up
in dishing out punishment,

they never stopped to ask
if I was actually guilty.

[sighs]
Why would they?

I'm just another stupid kid.

No one cares.
What do you mean?

[grunts]
I mean, I didn't hurt anyone,
let alone him!

For real!

Okay.
Tell your story, Ghosty.

If we believe you,
we'll let you go.

If we don't...
[whistles]

[squirrels chittering]

Well, let's just say
you get to find out
what a pistachio feels like!

Oh, please don't.