03x05 - Trigger

[bunniefuu]

[ Fanfare ]

Doughy: here comes another.
[ Grunts ]
nice throw, son!

[ Grunts ]
nice throw, son!
Doughy: thanks.

Nice throw, son!
Doughy: thanks.
Want to see my curve?

Doughy: thanks.
Want to see my curve?
[ Grunts ]

Want to see my curve?
[ Grunts ]
nice throw, son!

[ Grunts ]
nice throw, son!
Doughy: gee, thanks.

Nice throw, son!
Doughy: gee, thanks.
What do you think of this

Doughy: gee, thanks.
What do you think of this
knuckler?

What do you think of this
knuckler?
[ Grunts ]

Knuckler?
[ Grunts ]
nice throw, son!

[ Grunts ]
nice throw, son!
Doughy: thanks for all your

Nice throw, son!
Doughy: thanks for all your
support.

Doughy: thanks for all your
support.
Now get ready for my fastball!

Support.
Now get ready for my fastball!
[ Grunts ]

Now get ready for my fastball!
[ Grunts ]
nice throw, son!

[ Grunts ]
nice throw, son!
Doughy: whoa!

Nice throw, son!
Doughy: whoa!
Ow!

Doughy: whoa!
Ow!
[ Crying ] look, daddy!

Ow!
[ Crying ] look, daddy!
[ Grunts ]

[ Crying ] look, daddy!
[ Grunts ]
nice throw, son!

[ Grunts ]
nice throw, son!
Doughy: thanks.

Nice throw, son!
Doughy: thanks.
[ Laughs ]

Doughy: thanks.
[ Laughs ]
can you believe it?

[ Laughs ]
can you believe it?
Doughy: mom?

Can you believe it?
Doughy: mom?
And then he kissed me good

Doughy: mom?
And then he kissed me good
night, and I thought I was going

And then he kissed me good
night, and I thought I was going
to just die!

Night, and I thought I was going
to just die!
I'm so glad I married him.

To just die!
I'm so glad I married him.
Doughy: m-mom?

I'm so glad I married him.
Doughy: m-mom?
Oh. Somebody's here.

Doughy: m-mom?
Oh. Somebody's here.
Doughy: w-where are the

Oh. Somebody's here.
Doughy: w-where are the
bandages?

Doughy: w-where are the
bandages?
Ew!

Bandages?
Ew!
Um, okay, okay.

Ew!
Um, okay, okay.
Um...

Um, okay, okay.
Um...
I think --

Um...
I think --
stay over there.

I think --
stay over there.
Stay there.

Stay over there.
Stay there.
Here.

Stay there.
Here.
Oh, kitten, are you --

Here.
Oh, kitten, are you --
hey, what's going on in here?

Oh, kitten, are you --
hey, what's going on in here?
Doughy: well, dad, I got a

Hey, what's going on in here?
Doughy: well, dad, I got a
scrape, and mom was just --

Doughy: well, dad, I got a
scrape, and mom was just --
oh, yeah, sure you got a

Scrape, and mom was just --
oh, yeah, sure you got a
scrape.

Oh, yeah, sure you got a
scrape.
Doughy: but, dad --

Scrape.
Doughy: but, dad --
listen, bub, stop trying to

Doughy: but, dad --
listen, bub, stop trying to
horn in on my action!

Listen, bub, stop trying to
horn in on my action!
Doughy: but, dad, I'm not --

Horn in on my action!
Doughy: but, dad, I'm not --
I saw her first, fella!

Doughy: but, dad, I'm not --
I saw her first, fella!
Now use the cash I gave you this

I saw her first, fella!
Now use the cash I gave you this
morning and go buy your own

Now use the cash I gave you this
morning and go buy your own
bandages!

Morning and go buy your own
bandages!
Go on! Beat it!

Bandages!
Go on! Beat it!
Doughy: yes, sir.

Go on! Beat it!
Doughy: yes, sir.
[ Laughs ]

Doughy: yes, sir.
[ Laughs ]
hi! I want some of your sugar!

[ Laughs ]
hi! I want some of your sugar!
Yeah!

Okay, son, I'm gonna let go.
Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Doughy: [ sighs ]

Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Doughy: [ sighs ]
[ bell ringing ]

Doughy: [ sighs ]
[ bell ringing ]
okay, son, I'm gonna let go!

[ Bell ringing ]
okay, son, I'm gonna let go!
Whee-hee-hee-hee!

Okay, son, I'm gonna let go!
Whee-hee-hee-hee!
Doughy: [ sighs ]

Whee-hee-hee-hee!
Doughy: [ sighs ]
[ chatters ]

Doughy: [ sighs ]
[ chatters ]
[ trills happily ]

[ Chatters ]
[ trills happily ]
doughy: dumb bonding father

[ Trills happily ]
doughy: dumb bonding father
and son squirrels!

Doughy: dumb bonding father
and son squirrels!
Oops. Sorry.

And son squirrels!
Oops. Sorry.
Say.

Oops. Sorry.
Say.
How come I don't feel very

Say.
How come I don't feel very
sorry?

How come I don't feel very
sorry?
Oh, well.

Sorry?
Oh, well.
[ Whistles ]

Oh, well.
[ Whistles ]
[ g*nsh*t ]

[ Whistles ]
[ g*nsh*t ]
yikes!

[ g*nsh*t ]
gee.
Even orel's got a dad who cares.

Shapey: yummy!
Clay: come on, orel.
Concentrate.

Clay: come on, orel.
Concentrate.
Orel: I'm trying, pop.

Concentrate.
Orel: I'm trying, pop.
[ g*nsh*t, b*llet ricochets ]

Orel: I'm trying, pop.
[ g*nsh*t, b*llet ricochets ]
clay: son, you know trying's

[ g*nsh*t, b*llet ricochets ]
clay: son, you know trying's
not enough.

Clay: son, you know trying's
not enough.
You have to just be good.

Not enough.
You have to just be good.
Orel: oh. Y-yeah.

You have to just be good.
Orel: oh. Y-yeah.
Doughy: hi, orel.

Orel: oh. Y-yeah.
Doughy: hi, orel.
Whatcha doin'?

Doughy: hi, orel.
Whatcha doin'?
I'm learning how to sh**t a g*n.

Whatcha doin'?
I'm learning how to sh**t a g*n.
My dad's taking me on a

I'm learning how to sh**t a g*n.
My dad's taking me on a
father-and-son hunting trip next

My dad's taking me on a
father-and-son hunting trip next
week.

Father-and-son hunting trip next
week.
Doughy: that's nice.

Week.
Doughy: that's nice.
Me and my dad do it all the

Doughy: that's nice.
Me and my dad do it all the
time, too.

Me and my dad do it all the
time, too.
Orel: oh, I didn't know that.

Time, too.
Orel: oh, I didn't know that.
Doughy: oh! Me neither!

Orel: oh, I didn't know that.
Doughy: oh! Me neither!
Clay: you're not going on any

Doughy: oh! Me neither!
Clay: you're not going on any
hunting trip, young man, unless

Clay: you're not going on any
hunting trip, young man, unless
you learn how to sh**t a g*n

Hunting trip, young man, unless
you learn how to sh**t a g*n
without trembling like a lady

You learn how to sh**t a g*n
without trembling like a lady
leaf.

Without trembling like a lady
leaf.
Orel: okay.

Leaf.
Orel: okay.
Clay: that's it.

Orel: okay.
Clay: that's it.
Steady.

Clay: that's it.
Steady.
Steady.

Steady.
Steady.
Orel: ohh...

Steady.
Orel: ohh...
Clay: orel!

Orel: ohh...
Clay: orel!
I want you to sh**t that lamb

Clay: orel!
I want you to sh**t that lamb
right between its lemon-fresh

I want you to sh**t that lamb
right between its lemon-fresh
eyes.

Right between its lemon-fresh
eyes.
Orel: oh, I just can't do it.

Eyes.
Orel: oh, I just can't do it.
Clay: son, I hope you have

Orel: oh, I just can't do it.
Clay: son, I hope you have
the stomach for this.

Clay: son, I hope you have
the stomach for this.
It takes a special kind of

The stomach for this.
It takes a special kind of
person to find the man within

It takes a special kind of
person to find the man within
himself and sh**t b*ll*ts into

Person to find the man within
himself and sh**t b*ll*ts into
the lungs --

Himself and sh**t b*ll*ts into
the lungs --
[ g*nshots ]

The lungs --
[ g*nshots ]
orel: wow!

[ g*nshots ]
orel: wow!
Clay: say!

Orel: wow!
Clay: say!
Now, that's what I call k*lling!

Clay: say!
Now, that's what I call k*lling!
Good boy, doughy.

Now, that's what I call k*lling!
Good boy, doughy.
Orel: how'd you do that,

Good boy, doughy.
Orel: how'd you do that,
doughy?

Orel: how'd you do that,
doughy?
Doughy: I don't know.

Doughy?
Doughy: I don't know.
I guess you just have to try to

Doughy: I don't know.
I guess you just have to try to
pretend that no one cares, like

I guess you just have to try to
pretend that no one cares, like
nothing you do ever means

Pretend that no one cares, like
nothing you do ever means
anything to anybody.

Nothing you do ever means
anything to anybody.
You know, like you're totally

Anything to anybody.
You know, like you're totally
invisible.

You know, like you're totally
invisible.
Clay: now, doughy's got the

Invisible.
Clay: now, doughy's got the
right idea.

Clay: now, doughy's got the
right idea.
Orel: gee.

Right idea.
Orel: gee.
Clay: orel, you've got one

Orel: gee.
Clay: orel, you've got one
week to get over your jitters

Clay: orel, you've got one
week to get over your jitters
and become a decent shot.

Week to get over your jitters
and become a decent shot.
Until you do, I want to see this

And become a decent shot.
Until you do, I want to see this
g*n in your hand 24 hours a day.

Until you do, I want to see this
g*n in your hand 24 hours a day.
It has to feel like it's part of

g*n in your hand 24 hours a day.
It has to feel like it's part of
your body, the way a tumbler of

It has to feel like it's part of
your body, the way a tumbler of
whiskey feels in my desperate

Your body, the way a tumbler of
whiskey feels in my desperate
grip.

Whiskey feels in my desperate
grip.
Orel: yes, sir!

Grip.
Orel: yes, sir!
Clay: make me proud, son.

Orel: yes, sir!
Clay: make me proud, son.
Orel: okay, dad.

Clay: make me proud, son.
Orel: okay, dad.
Clay: maybe old deadeye

Orel: okay, dad.
Clay: maybe old deadeye
doughy here could give you some

Clay: maybe old deadeye
doughy here could give you some
pointers.

Doughy here could give you some
pointers.
Doughy: sure!

Pointers.
Doughy: sure!
Clay: good!

Doughy: sure!
Clay: good!
From here on out, you're orel's

Clay: good!
From here on out, you're orel's
official sh**ting coach.

From here on out, you're orel's
official sh**ting coach.
I'll expect a full report in a

Official sh**ting coach.
I'll expect a full report in a
couple of days, deputy.

I'll expect a full report in a
couple of days, deputy.
Doughy: okay, sheriff.

Couple of days, deputy.
Doughy: okay, sheriff.
Clay: deputy.

Doughy: okay, sheriff.
Clay: deputy.
Doughy: sheriff.

Clay: deputy.
Doughy: sheriff.
Clay: deputy.

Doughy: sheriff.
Clay: deputy.
Doughy: sheriff.

Clay: deputy.
Doughy: sheriff.
Clay: deputy.

Doughy: sheriff.
Clay: deputy.
Doughy: sheriff.

Clay: deputy.
Doughy: sheriff.
Clay: deputy.

Doughy: sheriff.
Clay: deputy.
Doughy: sheriff.

Clay: deputy.
Doughy: sheriff.
[ Laughing ] sheriff.

Doughy: sheriff.
[ Laughing ] sheriff.
Bloberta: orel, I

[ Laughing ] sheriff.
Bloberta: orel, I
accidentally put your

Bloberta: orel, I
accidentally put your
lucky bible through the washer.

Accidentally put your
lucky bible through the washer.
And then the dryer.

Lucky bible through the washer.
And then the dryer.
[ g*nsh*t ]

And then the dryer.
[ g*nsh*t ]
oh!

[ g*nsh*t ]
oh!
Ugh! How messy.

Oh!
Ugh! How messy.
Orel: sorry, mom.

Ugh! How messy.
Orel: sorry, mom.
Clay: orel, if this keeps up,

Orel: sorry, mom.
Clay: orel, if this keeps up,
I'm gonna end up taking deputy

Clay: orel, if this keeps up,
I'm gonna end up taking deputy
doughy on the trip instead of

I'm gonna end up taking deputy
doughy on the trip instead of
you.

Doughy on the trip instead of
you.
[ g*nsh*t ]

You.
[ g*nsh*t ]
orel: oh!

Gosh. I wonder what's happening.
Doughy: your lucky bible's
completely...

Doughy: your lucky bible's
completely...
Ruined.

Completely...
Ruined.
[ g*nsh*t, air hisses ]

Ruined.
[ g*nsh*t, air hisses ]
and I may go hunting with your

[ g*nsh*t, air hisses ]
and I may go hunting with your
dad!

And I may go hunting with your
dad!
[ g*nsh*t, glass shatters ]

Dad!
[ g*nsh*t, glass shatters ]
time to reload.

[ g*nsh*t, glass shatters ]
time to reload.
Orel: gee.

Time to reload.
Orel: gee.
And it just makes me feel sad

Orel: gee.
And it just makes me feel sad
for all the less fortunate ants

And it just makes me feel sad
for all the less fortunate ants
who are not brought up in

For all the less fortunate ants
who are not brought up in
righteous christian ant farms,

Who are not brought up in
righteous christian ant farms,
like this one.

Righteous christian ant farms,
like this one.
The end.

Like this one.
The end.
Very good, marionetta.

The end.
Very good, marionetta.
Orel, you're next.

Very good, marionetta.
Orel, you're next.
What did you bring to show us

Orel, you're next.
What did you bring to show us
and tell us today?

What did you bring to show us
and tell us today?
Orel: [ clears throat ]

And tell us today?
Orel: [ clears throat ]
well, this is a smith & wesson

Orel: [ clears throat ]
well, this is a smith & wesson
600 series .32-caliber revolver.

Well, this is a smith & wesson
600 series .32-caliber revolver.
All: wow!

600 Series .32-caliber revolver.
All: wow!
Orel: it has a 4-inch barrel,

All: wow!
Orel: it has a 4-inch barrel,
a fixed sight, and a 6-round

Orel: it has a 4-inch barrel,
a fixed sight, and a 6-round
rotating chamber.

A fixed sight, and a 6-round
rotating chamber.
Smith & wesson's .32 and .38

Rotating chamber.
Smith & wesson's .32 and .38
d.a. Revolvers enjoyed

Smith & wesson's .32 and .38
d.a. Revolvers enjoyed
remarkable popularity during the

D.a. Revolvers enjoyed
remarkable popularity during the
late 19th and early 20th

Remarkable popularity during the
late 19th and early 20th
centuries.

Late 19th and early 20th
centuries.
Um, its medium-sized range is

Centuries.
Um, its medium-sized range is
ideal for small-game hunting,

Um, its medium-sized range is
ideal for small-game hunting,
target sh**ting, and --

Ideal for small-game hunting,
target sh**ting, and --
and...

Target sh**ting, and --
and...
[ Yawns ]

And...
[ Yawns ]
[ g*nsh*t ]

[ Yawns ]
[ g*nsh*t ]
[ all screaming ]

[ g*nsh*t ]
[ all screaming ]
they're biting me!

[ All screaming ]
they're biting me!
They're biting me!

They're biting me!
They're biting me!
Orel: gosh, who would have

They're biting me!
Orel: gosh, who would have
thought that bringing a loaded

Orel: gosh, who would have
thought that bringing a loaded
g*n to school could be such a

Thought that bringing a loaded
g*n to school could be such a
disaster?

g*n to school could be such a
disaster?
Doughy: well, look on the

Disaster?
Doughy: well, look on the
bright side, orel.

Doughy: well, look on the
bright side, orel.
While you were in the

Bright side, orel.
While you were in the
principal's office,

While you were in the
principal's office,
miss sculptham gave us a pop

Principal's office,
miss sculptham gave us a pop
quiz.

Miss sculptham gave us a pop
quiz.
Orel: ohh!

Quiz.
Orel: ohh!
But I love pop quizzes.

Orel: ohh!
But I love pop quizzes.
Doughy: oh, yeah. I forgot.

But I love pop quizzes.
Doughy: oh, yeah. I forgot.
Anyway, it was only all about

Doughy: oh, yeah. I forgot.
Anyway, it was only all about
jesus.

Anyway, it was only all about
jesus.
Orel: but, doughy, you know

Jesus.
Orel: but, doughy, you know
jesus is my own personal hero.

Orel: but, doughy, you know
jesus is my own personal hero.
Doughy: yeah, well, it was

Jesus is my own personal hero.
Doughy: yeah, well, it was
your fault that you missed it,

Doughy: yeah, well, it was
your fault that you missed it,
not mine.

Your fault that you missed it,
not mine.
[ g*nsh*t ]

Not mine.
[ g*nsh*t ]
[ tires squealing ]

[ g*nsh*t ]
[ tires squealing ]
I'm all right! I'm all right!

[ Tires squealing ]
I'm all right! I'm all right!
Just thought I heard a b*llet!

I'm all right! I'm all right!
Just thought I heard a b*llet!
Clay: orel, look at this

Just thought I heard a b*llet!
Clay: orel, look at this
bill!

Clay: orel, look at this
bill!
Orel: i...

Bill!
Orel: i...
Already did.

Orel: i...
Already did.
Clay: [ sighs ]

Already did.
Clay: [ sighs ]
can you leave doughy and me

Clay: [ sighs ]
can you leave doughy and me
alone, please?

Can you leave doughy and me
alone, please?
Orel: yes, sir.

Alone, please?
Orel: yes, sir.
Clay: doughy, this hunting

Orel: yes, sir.
Clay: doughy, this hunting
trip isn't looking very good

Clay: doughy, this hunting
trip isn't looking very good
right now.

Trip isn't looking very good
right now.
He's going to have to have quite

Right now.
He's going to have to have quite
a breakthrough.

He's going to have to have quite
a breakthrough.
Doughy: I can't see it

A breakthrough.
Doughy: I can't see it
happening, clay.

Doughy: I can't see it
happening, clay.
That boy's a piece of work.

Happening, clay.
That boy's a piece of work.
He's got a real itchy trigger

That boy's a piece of work.
He's got a real itchy trigger
finger.

He's got a real itchy trigger
finger.
Clay: I see.

Finger.
Clay: I see.
Doughy: well, I guess I

Clay: I see.
Doughy: well, I guess I
better be heading home.

Doughy: well, I guess I
better be heading home.
I promised my dad I'd help him

Better be heading home.
I promised my dad I'd help him
hug me.

I promised my dad I'd help him
hug me.
Clay: hmm.

Hug me.
Clay: hmm.
You know, doughy, orel's going

Clay: hmm.
You know, doughy, orel's going
to need all the positive

You know, doughy, orel's going
to need all the positive
influence he can get.

To need all the positive
influence he can get.
Orel: hey, mom, when's...

Influence he can get.
Orel: hey, mom, when's...
Dinner?

Orel: hey, mom, when's...
Dinner?
Clay: orel, pull up a

Dinner?
Clay: orel, pull up a
footstool.

Clay: orel, pull up a
footstool.
You don't mind if our guest,

Footstool.
You don't mind if our guest,
doughy, takes your seat?

You don't mind if our guest,
doughy, takes your seat?
Orel: uh...no, dad.

Doughy, takes your seat?
Orel: uh...no, dad.
Clay: doughy, would you like

Orel: uh...no, dad.
Clay: doughy, would you like
to say grace?

Clay: doughy, would you like
to say grace?
Orel: but tonight's my turn

To say grace?
Orel: but tonight's my turn
to say --

Orel: but tonight's my turn
to say --
bloberta: orel, don't be

To say --
bloberta: orel, don't be
rude.

Bloberta: orel, don't be
rude.
Orel: okay.

Rude.
Orel: okay.
Doughy: dear god, thanks for

Orel: okay.
Doughy: dear god, thanks for
all the food we are about to

Doughy: dear god, thanks for
all the food we are about to
eat, and please grant us the

All the food we are about to
eat, and please grant us the
patience to deal with the many

Eat, and please grant us the
patience to deal with the many
difficult and embarrassing

Patience to deal with the many
difficult and embarrassing
problems caused all the time

Difficult and embarrassing
problems caused all the time
by...certain people.

Problems caused all the time
by...certain people.
Amen.

By...certain people.
Amen.
Clay: [ chuckles ]

Amen.
Clay: [ chuckles ]
amen to that.

Clay: [ chuckles ]
amen to that.
Bloberta: amen to that.

Amen to that.
Bloberta: amen to that.
Orel: amen to that.

Bloberta: amen to that.
Orel: amen to that.
Clay: doughy, you're like a

Orel: amen to that.
Clay: doughy, you're like a
second son to me.

Clay: doughy, you're like a
second son to me.
[ g*nsh*t ]

Second son to me.
[ g*nsh*t ]
shapey: yay! Birdie!

[ g*nsh*t ]
shapey: yay! Birdie!
Clay: orel!

Shapey: yay! Birdie!
Clay: orel!
Doughy: I think you see what

Clay: orel!
Doughy: I think you see what
I'm talking about, clay.

Doughy: I think you see what
I'm talking about, clay.
[ g*nsh*t ]

I'm talking about, clay.
[ g*nsh*t ]
shapey: yay! Birdie!

[ g*nsh*t ]
orel: oh!

[ g*nsh*t, b*llet ricocheting ]

[ g*nsh*t, b*llet ricocheting ]
[ air hisses ]

Clay: [ laughs ]
your father never taught you how
to do this?

Your father never taught you how
to do this?
You just hold it like this, lift

To do this?
You just hold it like this, lift
it gently to your lips, and ever

You just hold it like this, lift
it gently to your lips, and ever
so slightly...

It gently to your lips, and ever
so slightly...
[ Inhales deeply ]

So slightly...
[ Inhales deeply ]
breathe in that nonjudgmental,

[ Inhales deeply ]
breathe in that nonjudgmental,
uncommitted, smoky freedom.

Breathe in that nonjudgmental,
uncommitted, smoky freedom.
Doughy: [ inhales deeply ]

Uncommitted, smoky freedom.
Doughy: [ inhales deeply ]
mmmmmmmmm.

Doughy: [ inhales deeply ]
mmmmmmmmm.
[ Deep voice ] creamy.

Mmmmmmmmm.
[ Deep voice ] creamy.
Orel: golly.

[ Deep voice ] creamy.
Orel: golly.
[ Sighs ]

Orel: golly.
[ Sighs ]
what's the use?

[ Sighs ]
what's the use?
Nothing matters.

What's the use?
Nothing matters.
[ g*nsh*t ]

Nothing matters.
[ g*nsh*t ]
anyway, I know I certainly don't

[ g*nsh*t ]
anyway, I know I certainly don't
matter.

Anyway, I know I certainly don't
matter.
[ g*nsh*t ]

Matter.
[ g*nsh*t ]
boy, I feel just like I'm

[ g*nsh*t ]
boy, I feel just like I'm
invisible.

Boy, I feel just like I'm
invisible.
[ g*nsh*t ]

Invisible.
[ g*nsh*t ]
clay: h-hey, nice shot,

[ g*nsh*t ]
clay: h-hey, nice shot,
kiddo!

Clay: h-hey, nice shot,
kiddo!
Looks like you're finally

Kiddo!
Looks like you're finally
getting the hang of this.

Looks like you're finally
getting the hang of this.
Orel: yeah, looks like.

Getting the hang of this.
Orel: yeah, looks like.
Doughy: hey, orel, your mom

Orel: yeah, looks like.
Doughy: hey, orel, your mom
accidentally baked all your

Doughy: hey, orel, your mom
accidentally baked all your
bible figurines.

Accidentally baked all your
bible figurines.
Looks like they're ruined!

Bible figurines.
Looks like they're ruined!
Orel: interesting.

Looks like they're ruined!
Orel: interesting.
Doughy: whati...

Orel: interesting.
Doughy: whati...
But...

Doughy: whati...
But...
Orel: here you go, dad.

But...
Orel: here you go, dad.
You better hang on to this until

Orel: here you go, dad.
You better hang on to this until
the hunting trip.

You better hang on to this until
the hunting trip.
Clay: no, I think it belongs

The hunting trip.
Clay: no, I think it belongs
in the hands of a marksman.

Clay: no, I think it belongs
in the hands of a marksman.
Like you, son.

In the hands of a marksman.
Like you, son.
I'm gonna go get you an actual

Like you, son.
I'm gonna go get you an actual
dead-animal head that you can

I'm gonna go get you an actual
dead-animal head that you can
sh**t at.

Dead-animal head that you can
sh**t at.
Nothing like aiming at the real

sh**t at.
Nothing like aiming at the real
thing, buddy.

Nothing like aiming at the real
thing, buddy.
Orel: oh, real animals?

Thing, buddy.
Orel: oh, real animals?
Gosh.

Orel: oh, real animals?
Gosh.
Doughy: hey, sheriff, you

Gosh.
Doughy: hey, sheriff, you
want me to stay here and make

Doughy: hey, sheriff, you
want me to stay here and make
sure orel doesn't goof anything

Want me to stay here and make
sure orel doesn't goof anything
up?

Sure orel doesn't goof anything
up?
Or maybe you can take me on the

Up?
Or maybe you can take me on the
hunting trip with you...

Or maybe you can take me on the
hunting trip with you...
Sheriff.

Hunting trip with you...
Sheriff.
Clay: [ laughs ]

Sheriff.
Clay: [ laughs ]
doughy, that was just a ploy to

Clay: [ laughs ]
doughy, that was just a ploy to
get orel to sh**t better.

Doughy, that was just a ploy to
get orel to sh**t better.
Why, you could be

Get orel to sh**t better.
Why, you could be
lee harvey oswald and I still

Why, you could be
lee harvey oswald and I still
wouldn't bring you on that trip

Lee harvey oswald and I still
wouldn't bring you on that trip
with me.

Wouldn't bring you on that trip
with me.
Doughy: oh.

With me.
Doughy: oh.
[ g*nsh*t ]

Doughy: oh.
[ g*nsh*t ]
orel: oh!

[ g*nsh*t ]
orel: oh!
Rats!