01x10 - The Deep Freeze

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[SIREN WAILING]

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[SIREN WAILING]

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[SHIVERING]

[SNEEZES]

Phew.

It's like a heat wave in here.

Turn the weather conditioner
to blizzard, Professor Frost.

Oh, yes, Mr. Freeze.

You got it. Hee-hee.

[WIND HOWLING]

ANNOUNCER [OVER TV]: Today, the Gotham
City police announced the capture

of The Riddler and the Joker.

This means that nine of the


are now in jail.

Only Mr. Freeze remains free.

That's right, buddy.

Jail is one cooler
I want no part of.

Get it, Frost? [LAUGHS]

Why, yes, sir.

[SNEEZES]

However, authorities
say they should have

a fourth-rate felon like
Freeze behind bars in no time.

Ooh. That frosts me.

Well, what are you
gonna do, Mr. Freeze?

I am going to pull off
the caper of the century.

What's the caper?

Ha-ha. You are my
assistant. You tell me.

The N-1000, fastest,
most powerful submarine

in the world,

will arrive in
Gotham City tonight

on the first leg of
its maiden voyage

around the world,
underwater.

I-- I've got it,
brrr, Mr. Freeze.

[SNEEZES]

Got what? A cold?

Brrr. Why not rip
off that submarine?

Hee-hee. It's the
perfect getaway vehicle,

and you could sneak all over
the world pulling capers.

Ha-ha! A brilliant plan.

Brilliant!

I'm glad I thought of it.

Come, Frost. We've
work, work, work to do.

I'll show those hockey pucks.

[CHUCKLES]

[SNEEZES]

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MR. FREEZE: Are you
sure this new invention

of yours will work, Frost?

Oh, brrr, sure. Ha-ha.

Well, I'm pretty
sure, Mr. Freeze,

but I want to test it first.

It better work,

or I'll have you defrosted.

Oh, I'd love to.

I mean, brrr...

uh, yes, sir.

FREEZE: What are we
stopping for, Frost?

To test the freezing
ray, Mr. Freeze.

If I can freeze the lake, heh,

then I can freeze the harbor.

Of course.

Then we can escape
under the ice

in the submarine, and
no one can follow us.

Brilliant idea. Brilliant!

Sometimes my clever
mind even amazes me.

Right, Frost?

Oh, right, Mr. Freeze.
Hee-hee-hee-hee.

[HUMMING]

It worked.

My freezing ray worked.

Soon the whole
world will be mine!

Big deal.

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[RUMBLING]

[SNEEZES]

Gesundheit.

What?!

I said, how's your cold?

Lousy.

And your--?

Ah. Ah. Ah. Isn't-- [SNEEZES]

Helping any.

What?

I said there's the Bat-signal.

The commissioner.

Let's go!

Well, at least
it's a warm night,

and my cold won't get any worse.

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[BEEPING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

Mr. Freeze has come
out of hiding, Batman.

He froze over the
park lake tonight.

But why he did it
remains a mystery.

Sounds like he's testing out

one of those weird
inventions of his.

Right. And you can bet
whatever he has planned,

it's gonna be a whopper.

Let's go, Robin.

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[SNEEZES]

Holy runny nose.

There is nothing
worse than a cold.

What's happening, guys?

I know one thing worse.

Need some help on this
Mr. Freeze caper, Batman?

Thanks for the offer,
Bat-Mite, but we can handle it.

Brr. Holy ice cubes, Batman.

It sure is cold all of a sudden.

Batman, look.

BATMAN: It's
Mr. Freeze's Coldsmobile.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

MR. FREEZE: It's
Batman and Robin.

They're after us.

Give them the cold
shoulder, Frost.

Yes, Mr. Freeze.

[HUMMING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

ROBIN: Holy out of
control, Batman.

What was that?

It must be Freeze's
latest invention.

Y-y-you were-- You were
right, B-B-B-Batman.

Y-y-you guys can
handle this caper.

Well, that's one way
to get rid of him.

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BATMAN: Robin,
activate the deicer.

MR. FREEZE: That sure
threw them into a tizzy.

[LAUGHS]

With that freezing
ray I invented,

even the Dynamic
Duo can't stop us.

Right, Frost?

Brr. All right you
are, Mr. Freeze.

I think this calls for a
little celebration. Huh.

Let's go home,

and I'll treat you to
a double ice cream cone

and a tall, frosty
glass of lemonade.

Oh, sounds wonderful,
sir. Hee-hee.

BATMAN: Freeze has given
us the slip, Robin.

And that freezing ray is
gonna be a tough nut to--

Ah. Ah. To--

[SNEEZES] Crack.

Right. Let's go.

Is it safe?

Holy lack of courage, Bat-Mite.

COMPUTER: I have pinpointed
a possible location

for Mr. Freeze's
hideout, Batman.

Good work, Batcomputer.

Where is it?

This is a blow-up

from a weather satellite photo

of Gotham City two days ago.

This is yesterday's
satellite photo.

As you can see, it's clear...

except for the small cloud

over that mountain on the left.

This is today's photo...

and there's that
cloud formation again.

What's causing it, Batcomputer?

A pocket of
excessively cold air.

Ten or 20 degrees below zero.

BATMAN: Sounds like
Mr. Freeze, all right.

Let's get going, Robin.

BAT-MITE: Hey, what about me?

You guys are gonna
need some help.

Stay here, Bat-Mite.

We'll call when we need you.

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That's what you think,
'cause I'm leaving in a huff.

[SHIVERING]

[SNEEZES]

[WIND HOWLING]

[SNEEZES]

Holy North Pole.

Only Freeze would live
in a place like this.

BATMAN: There's
our way in, Robin.

[HUMMING]

Brr. Now, the operation
of the N-1000 submarine

isn't very difficult, brrr,

once you get the hang
of it, Mr. Freeze.

Hee-hee-hee-hee.

Holy periscopes, Batman.

They're gonna rip
off that nuclear sub.

We've got to get our hands
on that freezing ray,

or we don't stand a
chance of stopping them.

We'll use the Batarangs.

Ri-- Ah.

Ah-- Ah-- Achoo! Right.

Freeze, Freeze.

Pardon the chilly
reception, gentlemen.

[CHUCKLES]

Let's give these
pajama-clad clowns

a snow-job, Frost.

Oh. Right behind
you, sir. Yes, sir,

Brr.

Care for a snow cone?

We have cheery cherry,
and groovy grape.

You're under arrest, Freeze.

Oh, you're wrong, Batman.

I hate prisons.
They're so, so hot.

Let's go, Freeze.

I'm afraid you're the
ones that are going.

Hit it, Frost.

You all right, Robin?

Yeah, but...

where are we?

You are in my antique
crime museum, gentlemen.

I will be honored to have the
legendary Batman and Robin

as my first human exhibits.

You're full of
cold air, Freeze.

We're taking you in.

Heh-heh. You send chills
up my back, Robin.

Now, Robin.

Hit it, Frost.

MR. FREEZE: I've
done it, Frost.

I've done it.

Batman and Robin are through
forever as crime fighters.

[LAUGHS]

But just for laughs,

we'll take the Boy
Wonder along with us.

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[TIRES SCREECH]

MR. FREEZE: Well,
there she is, Frost.

The perfect passport

to a worldwide career of crime.

And soon it will be all mine.

[LAUGHS]

Uhh...excuse me.

Don't you mean ours, sir?

Oh, sure, sure.
Yes, ours. Heh.

You'll never get away
with this, Freeze.

We are not only going to get
away with this, dear boy,

we're going to get
away with you too.

Holy birdnapping. You mean--

I mean, you're going
to be our special guest

on this little cruise.

But what about Batman?

Oh, I'm going to let
him cool it for a while.

[LAUGHING] Get it?

[WIND HOWLING]

[SHIVERING]

[GASPS]

Does Mr. Freeze live here?

Ah, aah, aah, aah-- Achoo!

Ooh, boy!

[CRASH]

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[ELECTRICAL CURRENT FLOWING]

Batman!

You wouldn't find that trick
in the Crime Fighter's Manual,

Bat-Mite, but it worked.

Thanks.

Thanks for what?
What did I do?

I'll explain later. Come on.

[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

[CHUCKLES]

Well. What's your plan, Frost?

FROST: Brr. I think we have to
get rid of those guards first.

Brilliant. Brilliant.

I'm glad I thought of that.

Get to work, Frost. Hurry up.

[HUMMING]

Holy icicles!

And now, Boy Blunder,

welcome aboard the USS Freeze.

[MR. FREEZE LAUGHS]

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All right, Frost...
take her down.

You crooks are
kidding yourselves.

Batman and the entire Navy
are gonna be all over you

like bees on honey.

They'll have to find us first.

And that's going to
be rather difficult...

with the entire
ocean frozen over.

[LAUGHS]

Batman, I know this Batboat
can outrun anything afloat,

but how do we
catch a submarine?

A good question, Bat-Mite.

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And here's a good answer.

The Batsub.

Well, what do you know?

Not bad.

Not bad at-- Aah!

Batman!

I see it. Hang on, Bat-Mite.

[SIGH]

That was a little too close
for comfort, huh, Bat-Mite?

What do we do-- Achoo!

--next, Mr. Freeze?

My dear professor.

I think it's high time
we had a little vacation.

Don't you?

Oh. I do.

I do, I do, I do.

Achoo! Achoo!

And I know the perfect spot.

Steer on a heading
of 27.30 degrees.

Oh, brrr.

Aye-aye, sir.
Aye-aye. Hee-hee.

What vacation paradise
are we headed for?

The North Pole.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh-h*. I think
I'm going to cry.

Achoo!

I can't believe my icy stare.

Somehow Batman
has gotten free.

Didn't I tell you?

Your little game is over now,

Free-- Free--
Free-- Free-- Achoo!

Freeze.

Over? Heh-heh-heh.

My dear boy, the fun
is just beginning.

I love a challenge.

Attaway, Caped Crusader.

We're gaining on them.

Why don't you make it easy
on yourself, Mr. Freeze,

and give up peacefully.

Sorry, Batman...

but I am going to have
to give you the...

cold shoulder.

[CHUCKLES]

[HUMS]

Yee-ipes!

Ooh. This is so much fun,

it's giving me goose bumpies.

Brr. Oh-h*.

You too, huh?

[HUMS]

[GASPS]

Eh-heh!

This is more fun than a
barrel of cold blizzards.

I never knew the great
Batman could sink so low.

[CHUCKLES]

ROBIN: Hold it.

I'm turning this tub around,

and then you turkeys are going
to help me rescue Batman.

Why, we'd love
to. Right, Frost?

Oh, brrr.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, I mean, he-he.
Oh, I mean, yes.

[HUMS]

Come out of there,
you caped creep.

Brrr. Oh, Mr. Freeze.

Mr. Freeze, he got-- Achoo!

Oh, he got-- Achoo!

I know.

I know. But no matter.

We don't need him now that
Batman's been stopped.

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Batman...can you hear me?

Batman?

Holy can openers.

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[HOWLS]

MR. FREEZE: Aah.

[LAUGHS]

It feels marvelous

to just soak up
the cold like this.

Just think, Professor Frost,

with that submarine
as our getaway car,

we'll steal a
trillion dollars.

Then we can retire here

for the rest of our lives.

[SNEEZES]

A trillion dollars is
nothing to sneeze at.

Oh-h*. Brrr. Oh, I know.

That's why I'm going
to take my half

and retire somewhere warm.

What do you mean, your half?

Well, sir, brrr.

I did come up with the idea

to steal the sub.

And I did develop
the freeze ray. And--

But I am the boss...

and I make the rules.

BATMAN: Wrong.

You break the rules.

And that's why
you're going to jail.

Ha-ha.

Frost. Freeze them.

Oh, aah-hoo-- A-achoo!

Okay, Robin...

execute plan A.

Check.

Come on, come on. What
are you waiting for?

Somehow they've
reversed the polarity,

and it won't--

Give me that.

Wait, sir. Oh, wait.

Don't fire it!

Don't tell me what to do.

Waah! Ouch. Ooh.

It's hot.

ROBIN: That's right. And
we're gonna let it melt

this whole place to the
ground unless you give up.

Give up? Heh-heh-heh.

Never.

Come on, Frost.

Oh, brr. Ooh. Do I have to?

No, just stay right where
you are, Professor Frost.

I've got you covered.

Oh, brrr. Ooh, don't worry.

I'm not moving from
this nice warm spot.

[♪♪♪]

We have only one chance,
Robin. The Batskis.

[BUZZES]

Ready, Boy Wonder?

Contact, Batman.

Go for it.

Give it up, Freeze.

Buzz off, you Batbrains.

Thattaway, Robin.

What?

Looks like we've got
the jump on you, Freeze.

Ooh, you two.

Ooh, ooh. You really frost me.

For once, Freeze,
I have to agree.

[BATMAN, ROBIN LAUGH]

COMPUTER: Bat-message.

Well, Mr. Freeze
and Professor Frost

have a long time
to thaw out now.

Yes, Robin. They learned
the cold hard fact...

that crime doesn't pay.

Look at what I made, guys.

A freeze ray for
whipping up snow cones.

Watch.

No, wait. No, wa-- Wait.

Bat-Mite, hold it. Hold it.

ROBIN: Ah-- BATMAN: Ah...

[BATMAN, ROBIN SNEEZE]

Gee. You guys sound awful.

You ought to take better
care of yourselves.

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