01x15 - Have An Evil Day (Part 2)

[bunniefuu]

[SIREN WAILING]

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Greetings, Bat-fans.

This is Batman.

And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And me too: Bat-Mite.

Welcoming you to The New
Adventures of Batman.

Watch us wage our never-ending
battle of good versus evil.

ROBIN: Ride with us as we chase
the greatest array of villains

the world has ever seen,

proving that crime
does not pay.

BATMAN: Get set for
thrills and action.

Join me, Batman.

And me, Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And Batgirl.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

ROBIN: In the super New
Adventures of Batman.

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[SIREN WAILING]

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CLAYFACE: That weasely Zarbor

got away with a fortune
in nuclear plants

and left us sitting here with
these two Dynamic Dummies.

Well, I'm no sap.

I'll follow him all the
way to Ergo, if I have to.

I'm going with you. Meow.

I don't like being
double-crossed either.

[CHORTLING]

I do not trust you guys.

I am going too.

I don't trust any
of you. Count me in.

h*, h*, h*. I'd like to get
my hands on those four clowns.

Uh-oh. I think Clayface
overdid it with that machine.

Holy blown fuse. Terrific.

And try to find a repairman
at this time of night.

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T-they sure have been
gone a long time.

M-maybe Zarbor's captured 'em,
and t-they need my h-help.

Nah. They're all right.

They are in trouble. I
can feel it in my bones.

Hang in there, Caped
Crusaders. Help is on the way!

Hiya, Caped Crusaders.

Uh-oh.

Unless I'm mistaken,

one of us is in big trouble.

We're all in
trouble, Bat-Mite,

unless you can shut off that
machine before it blows.

Huh?

[CRACKLING]

No sweat, guys.

This is easier than
one, two, three.

Or maybe four, five, six.

There you go. No more
problems. No more worries.

And no more Batman and
Robin. What have I done?

[SOBBING]

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Wow! Where on Earth are we?

Earth has nothing to do
with this place, Robin.

We must be in Zarbor's
dimension now.

Well, at least it
seems peaceful here.

But I doubt if it's
going to stay that way,

once Zarbor puts his
fiendish plan into action.

Yipes.

Robin.

Hey, let go. Put me down.

Hang on, Boy Wonder.

Batman, behind you.

[CHIRPING]

Holy Venus flytrap.

Thanks, Batman.

That dippy daffodil was
about to have me for dinner.

BATMAN: Let's get outta here

before they work up an
appetite for dessert.

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Holy high rises! Look.

What a fantastic city.

And I'll bet we find Zarbor

and the power plants
somewhere inside.

I know we'll find The
Penguin and the others.

There they go.

BATMAN: Come on, Robin.

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ZARBOR: Ah, it's
good to be home.

And it's going to
get steadily better.

[CACKLING]

Come here, Chug.

Coming.

Coming.

Chug, I have a
little job for you.

Not again.

Take this to the tiptop
of our climate dome

and leave it there.

But, Zarbor,

I'm so tired.

There's an energy shortage.
Don't you remember?

I know, I know. But soon
you'll have energy to burn.

Now, hurry. Shoo.

Promises, promises.

Now for step two of
my brilliant plan.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Your attention, please.

ZARBOR [ON PA]: Your
attention, please.

That's Zarbor.

The little weasel. Where
is he? Let me at him.

Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa.

I have first crack at
the little scoundrel.

That's a laugh.

When we find him, he's mine.

ZARBOR [OVER PA]:
Attention, citizens of Ergo.

As you are aware,
Ergo's energy sources

have long been exhausted.

Our magnificent city

is now lit by candles.

But I, Zarbor,

can provide you with all the
power you will ever need.

Watch closely.

Oh.

And now for the best part:

Power. Oodles and
oodles of power.

CLAYFACE: The little
bum's using our energy.

JOKER: Ha, ha.

Without paying us our cut.

Then why are we standing here?

The quicker we find him,

the quicker we collect.

She's absolutely right.

Onward.

Looks like we got here
just in time, Robin.

Yeah, but holy bunions, Batman.

It's gonna take a lot of
walking to find our host.

Why walk when we could ride?

All right.

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What do you know?

All of a sudden,
I feel powerful!

Yahoo! Whee!

My friends,

all this power can be yours

if...

If you make me your new king.

Otherwise...

[SPUTTERING]

So citizens of Ergo,

the decision is yours:

Make me your king,

or live forever in darkness.

You have one hour to decide.

[MEOWS]

You'll have a lot less
time than that, Zarbor.

Yeah, we want what we've got
coming, and we want it now.

Of course I'll give you
what you have coming.

Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa.

Oh, no you don't, Zarbor.

A mirrored parasol.

Ha, ha. Very clever.

Waa, waa, waa, waa.
Thank you. I thought so.

But not clever enough.

[EXHALES]

PENGUIN: Waa, waa, waa.
W-Whoa! Watch that.

Now you can watch

a true genius at work.

Who knows?

You may even learn something.

I've gotta figure out where
Batman and Robin went.

Maybe it was one of
these buttons I pushed.

Let's see. "Vertical."
Hey, what's this?

"Made in Ergo."

Made in Ergo? That's
where I'm from.

A-ha. And that's the
dimension Zarbor's from too.

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Uh-oh.

This is worse than I thought.

Holy repair service, Batman.

That's the first machine
we've seen working

since the power blackout.

You're right, Robin,

and I'll bet it's getting
its power from Zarbor.

I'll tail him.

[GRUNTING]

Robin, wait.

MAN: Halt.

You are under arrest.

We have heard reports of
earthlings helping Zarbor,

and now we have caught one.

I will shortly be proclaimed

ruler of all Ergo.

And then I will decide the fate

of you fools.

Ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Now, tell us where
we can find Zarbor.

Believe me, I wish I knew.

So there you are.

Mwah.

Thank goodness I found you.

COMMANDER: Bat-Mite.

Do you know this earthling?

Are you kiddin', commander?

This is Batman.

The Batman.

And I want Zarbor as badly
as you do, commander.

The power plants he's
stolen from my world

must be returned soon.

There are people there
whose lives depend on it.

Plus, I'm afraid Zarbor has
captured my partner, Robin.

Yipes. Poor Robbie.

Then we must search
the entire city

until we find Zarbor
and your friend.

[ALARM BEEPING]

I think we just found
them, commander.

Zarbor must have removed
Robin's utility belt

and set off the auto-alarm.

It's transmitting
from that tower.

Zarbor, we're being
surrounded by police

and a caped earthling.

Batman.

ROBIN: Tough cookies, Zarbor.

It sounds like you're
outnumbered now.

On the contrary, Robin.

I've planned a sneak
attack of my own.

By channeling the power
from my nuclear plant

into this warehouse
of useless robots,

I have an unbeatable
army at my command.

Now, my silver
soldiers, forward,

march!

Now me, Zarbor. Now me.

I get a shot of that
energy too, remember?

Remember?

Go away, Chug.

I no longer have need for you.

But... But Zarbor...

[SOBBING] you promised.

All right, Zarbor, come on out.

We have you surrounded.

You have me surrounded?

Ha, ha, ha. Don't be absurd.

Look behind you.

Disperse and take
cover. On the double.

Bat-Mite, it looks like it's
up to you to stop those robots.

Me? Right.

Only you can dematerialize
and get inside Zarbor's lab.

Then you can shut off the power.

But-- But-- But-- But--

Bat-Mite, there's
no time to argue.

Who's arguing? I'm
pleading for my life.

On second thought, I may be
safer in there than out here.

That's the spirit.

Hey, no fair. Let
me out of here.

Get the tall one with the cape.

No one escapes my traps, Batman.

Ha, ha, ha.

CATWOMAN: Want to
bet, Zarbor? Meow.

What? How did you--?

I might have known.

Your little
assistant is no fool,

and neither are we.

[MEOWS]

[CHORTLES]

Precisely.

And henceforth, we shall
be giving the orders here.

Not if I can help it.

Somebody do somethin'. We
can't let Zarbor get away.

Excuse me, gentlemen,

but our escape
vehicle is waiting.

Excellent, Chug, excellent.

Everyone in. I'll drive.

Ha, ha. Cut the
comedy, Catwoman.

I'll drive.

[CHORTLING]

You will drive us all crazy.

I shall take the wheel.

I'll drive.

Waa, waa, waa, waa,
waa. An excellent idea.

Ha, ha. I'll buy that.

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Quick, Robin, where's
the main power switch?

There. The yellow lever.

[ROBOTS CLATTERING]

Hooray for Batman.

And a special hurray
for flagpoles.

[GIGGLING]

BATMAN: Steady on
course, commander.

There's a concentrated
energy source ahead.

Then Zarbor must be
hiding in Astroland.

Astroland?

It's the biggest amusement
park in the whole galaxy,

but it's been deserted for years
because the energy shortage.

Well there's certainly no
energy shortage there now.

They want their power,

I'll give them their power.

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Ha, ha. There it is.
There's the place.

Clayface, steer us around

to the back. Meow!

We'll take Zarbor by surprise.

That's what she thinks.

Boo! Ha, ha, ha!

JOKER: Look out.

[CACKLING]

I love it. I love it.

[SLURPING]

CLAYFACE: Yipes.

[MEOWING]

I hate spiders.

Batman, there goes our
quarreling quartet of baddies.

And they seem to be in trouble.

CLAYFACE: Hang on, the
controls aren't working.

Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa.
Neither is my heart.

[CACKLING]

Bat-nets ready, Robin.

Commander, full speed ahead.

Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa.

As much as it pains me

to say this, Batman:

w-well done.

I kinda thought you'd
like it, Penguin.

BATMAN [ON MEGAPHONE]:
Come on out, Zarbor.

ZARBOR [ON SPEAKER]:
Don't you realize

you're totally outclassed?

He's right, Caped Crusaders.

He has powers you
never dreamed of.

And even if you caught him,

you could never hold him.

Ha, ha.

Oh, yes, we can.

These special handcuffs will
rob Zarbor of all his powers.

All we have to do
now is find him.

Relax, guys. I'll
handle this one.

You will?

You're not scared?

Scared? To go looking for
that show-off? Heck, no.

Of course, if I find him,
that's a different s-story.

[CRASHING]

ZARBOR: I suppose

I'll just have to
cut you down to size,

Bat-Mite.

[ZARBOR CACKLING]

[HIGH-PITCHED
VOICE]: Help, Batman.

Anybody else

care to challenge my powers?

[CACKLING]

BAT-MITE: He isn't
kidding, Batman.

Bat-Mite.

Quick, get outta here
before he shrinks you all!

I have a better idea.

Commander, we're going
to need your handcuffs.

Here I am, Zarbor.

And I'm challenging
your powers.

You're an even bigger
fool than I thought.

But I'll soon change that.

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Over here, Zarbor.

You're making me very angry.

BATMAN: Then let's
wrap this thing up.

What?

My powers.

You've stolen my powers!

Just returning
the favor, Zarbor.

It's too bad you didn't use
your powers to help your people.

He did help us, Batman.

The moment he
turned the power on,

our scientists put
the computers to work,

and they were able
to make blueprints

of the nuclear plants.

Our first plant should be
completed within the week.

All right.

That's good news, commander.

We wish you and
your people well.

Now, Bat-Mite, can you shrink
the power plants once more,

so we can transmit
them back to Earth?

Piece of cake, Batman.

ROBIN: Fantastic, Bat-Mite.

You ought to get
a medal for this.

Right now, Robbie, I'd
settle for a safety pin.

[LAUGHING]

[BATMAN AND ROBIN LAUGHING]

BAT-COMPUTER: Bat-message.

Well, Robin, we won't be
having any more problems

from these power-pilferers.

Hey, Caped Crusaders. How
do you like my new costume?

It's dirt-proof, wrinkle-proof,
rip-proof and best of all,

it'll never shrink.

Is there anything it won't do?

Yeah. It won't bend.

Uh-oh.

[BATMAN AND ROBIN LAUGHING]

[GIGGLING]

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