01x02 - The Borough Bully

[bunniefuu]

♪ Oh, my
feet touch the ground ♪

♪ Here I am world,
did I drop a sound? ♪

Yeah, I have arrived ♪

♪ And me and my girls
want to dip and slide ♪

♪ Swerve, better
make way Skur, skur ♪

I've got rules to break ♪

♪ But do not stop, now
it's time to drop ♪

♪ Ooh, honey boom who's
smart? High five ♪

♪ If you didn't
know well now you know ♪

Moon Girl and Dev ♪

Yeah, I'm not Dev ♪

Thought you knew ♪

Thought
you knew, baby! ♪

♪ Genius,
inspiration now on par ♪

Moon Girl and Dev ♪

Moon Girl and Dev ♪

Thought you knew ♪

Thought
you knew, baby! ♪

Possums are constantly

at risk of getting hit by cars.

That's why they need
their own crosswalk...

Look! It's Moon Girl
and Devil Dinosaur!

Whoa Devos! Take a chill pill!

Devos doesn't need medicine!

Devos needs to destroy!

Devos
needs to stop talking

in the third person.

Come on, MG! Gim'me
your good side!

I said your good side!

Girl! This is my good side!

Never mind!
We'll fix it in post!

Oh, snap.

No!

Devos will smoosh
you like a bug!

Ow!

Devos' tummy!

Well, if
that hurt Devos' tummy

this is really gonna
hurt Devos' face!

Oh, stop. You're too kind.

I'm just playin'!
Keep goin! We love it!

Don't forget to follow
and hit that subscribe button!

So, do I have skills,
or do I have skillz!

Casey, this video is fiyah!

Who are you tellin'?

I've watched it
10 times already!

Oh, you know the part when
Moon Girl was like... bam!

Then Devil went... zaboom!

And then she did
the bap-bap-ba-tah!

Sorry, Ahmed.

We gotta get to school.

Yeah. But thanks
for the sammies!

Oh! And hit that
subscribe button.

This video has the fan
page blowin' all the way up!

For real? Yo! Look at
all these comments!

917KWEEN said "I just love
how her hair defies gravity.

♪ MoonGirlMagic."

I mean, technically
according to Newton's law

- of gravitational force...
- Lunella, please

just take the compliment
and read another one!

Okay. Here we go!

SYPHON8TR says "The
only thing bigger

than that robot is,

Moon Girl's 4head?

♪ 5Head? #BigHead?

♪ MoonHeadGirl"?

Okay, who is this "SYPHON8TR?"

And why would they say that?

My head isn't that
big, right Case?

Uh, well, I... you know what?

Let's just focus on all
the positive comments.

I've dealt with my fair
share of haters and the key

is to not let it bother you.

For example, last
week when Eduardo

made fun of my scrunchie,
you know what I did?

Punched him and got detention?

- Regrettably yes.
- I saw that.

But, do you know what
I did the second time

he made fun of it?

I said, "So?"

and "You are entitled
to your opinion."

and "Thank you for noticing
my b*mb scrunchie".

Then I shrugged
it off, like this.

Oh, the shoulders,
you movin' the shoulders.

All right, Case.
I see you. You know what?

There's no way I'm
gonna let one dumb

little comment bother me.

Okay, I might be bothered.

Oh! Hi, baby! Perfect.

Now you can run
the camera for me.

Okay, look,

well, let me break it down.

Well, some clown who goes
by Syphon8tr thinks my...

I mean Moon Girl's head is big
which we both know isn't true,

right Devil?

So, I'm making a video

that scientifically
proves my head

is perfectly normal sized.

I got the stats,
charts, and X-rays!

And now I just need
a cameraperson...

Or dino-camera-saur?

Well, I know you're sleepy

but come on honey!

Help your girl out, please?

We'll play fetch at
the park after school?

Three, two, one.

What's up Moon Girl fans!

I wanna clear up any
misinformation asserting that I,

Moon Girl, have a quote,
unquote "large" head.

Now, this is a graph

of head sizes
amongst young teens

and my cranial measurement
has steadily increased.

Clearly within normal range!

So, in conclusion,
you can rest assured

that your favorite
neighborhood hero

may have a big brain but
does not have a big head.

And cut!

What'd you think?

Maybe I should do it again,
but with more graphs.

Really? Are you sure?

Don't tell it to me
if it's not true.

Like Michelle Obama?

Okay, wow, thanks D!

Oh! My video must be
gettin' all kinds of love!

You posted to the Moon Girl
fan page without consulting me?

- What were you thinking?
- Okay, one...

Hi, Casey. And two,
what's the big deal?

My fans are really feelin'
my educational video!

Syphon8tr remixed my
video into a song?

That's how the internet works.

What's
up Moon Girl fans!

I'm Moon Girl large head.
Large. Large. Large.

What? Those aren't
even real equations.

Who cares? I can't believe

that this janky video is
getting all these likes.

My graphics are way better.

We gotta figure out a way
to get ahead of this thing

- before it goes...
- What's up

- Moon Girl fans!
- Viral.

Oh, this can't be happening.

There. I just block
that trolling Syphon8tr

from the page. Okay?

This will all blow over soon.

This means w*r.

Large...

It's about to be a showdown ♪

It's about to be a showdown ♪

It's about to be a showdown ♪

It's about to be a show... ♪

Hey, Lu. Just came
to check on you.

I didn't see you at lunch.

Sheesh, have you eaten today?

Just a steady diet of
troll for breakfast,

lunch, and dinner!

That's definitely not
a balanced meal plan

and besides I thought
I blocked that guy.

Yeah, I undid that.

You called him a sea sponge?

Yeah, I did.

Sea sponges don't have
a spine or a brain.

It's the ultimate insult.

Oye dios mio, your nerd spiral

is ruining my work of
art. Please stop this!

Never!

Help me out here, Barney.

Do something before
you fossilize!

Devil, I can't play Frisbee
at a time like this.

No big deal?

Okay, then I guess this
isn't a big deal either.

Oh, yes he did!

Yes, Devil!

Oh! Let him know what
you really think!

Oh! Yeah. Maybe I should type.

You have small arms.

Thanks
for nothing, Devil!

Lunella, you've left me
with no other choice.

That's weird. I
got booted out.

That's because I've
changed the password

and the log-in credentials.

You what?

I was chewin' that
troll all the way up!

The only thing getting chewed
up is your follower count.

Look. I know you want
to best this troll,

but this isn't the way.

Fine. I'll stop.

Thank goodness!
Well, I'm off to do

damage control on the page
and catch my favorite TV show.

Is it the one where
the guys picks

a girlfriend based
on how she smells?

It's called Love Scent and yes!

Tonight's the finale
so catch you later!

Hey!

Looks like someone needs
my special Beans N' Weenies.

Thanks, Mimi. I
feel better already.

All right chya'll, this next
track just dropped today

and already has the
city goin' crazy!

What's
up Moon Girl fans!

Ugh!

Large head.
Large. Large. Large.

Mimi, has anyone ever
said anything mean

about you on the internet?

Child, I don't even
use the internet.

At all? Like ever?

You've never been curious
to see what people

are saying about you online?

Back in my day, if you
had somethin' to say,

you said it face-to-face.

That's it! Thanks, Mimi!

You're welcome?

What? My wings are
not over-seasoned!

Okay,
I got it, Devil!

We may not be able to
beat this Syphon8tr online

but we can check this
fool face to face!

But first, we gotta find him!

Moon Girl Head.

It's not a sword, Devil.

It's an antenna.

This baby right here can
triangulate the cell towers

used by Syphon8tr.

That's right, Dev.

Let's show this suckah,
who his messing with!

We're
getting close, Devil!

That troll will
never see us commin'!

Ooh, I can't wait to see the
look on his face when I say,

"Freeze sucker!"

Okay, let's do this!

On three. One, two...

break your self Syphon8tr!

It's Moon... Girl.
Uh, Syphon8tr?

Hello?

Yes, I charged

my battery before we left!

Maybe it's busted.

You're the
one that's busted.

Hello. Moon Head Girl!

Holy spark plugs.

My internet troll
is an actual troll?

You know, for someone
with such a huge brain,

it sure took you a
long time to find me.

I guess bigger
isn't always better.

Okay, first of all,
everybody knows

the correlation between volume

and a positive outcome is
relative to the given situation.

- Second I...
- Second I...

- I came here to...
- I came here to...

- Stop that!
- Stop that!

- I'm a loser!
- You're a loser!

Syphonate this!

How do you like that?

A lot
actually! It tickles.

Hey, maybe you should
try a head butt.

Now that might actually
put me in a coma.

Get it? 'Cause your head's
like really, really big?

Stinky troll!

Jerk! Ugly fan fart.

Only a momma could
love that face!

Nee-neer, nee-neer, nee-nee!

What's wrong fork
arms? Can't reach me?

You know, you two really do make

a great team.

Balloon Head Girl and
Devil Whine-a-saur.

Girl, you should've left
that garlic bread alone.

After much deliberation,
I've sniffed out the girl

whose smell makes
my heart swell.

And that girl is...

- Breaking news!
- No!

Local heroes Moon
Girl and Devil Dinosaur

are battling a humongous beast!

It appears to be a literal troll
under the Williamsburg bridge.

What the?

Uh-oh, you almost got me!

I'm gettin' tired too

and this green meanie's
only getting stronger.

But how?

I gotta find out what
we're dealing with.

An alien symbiote?

Wait, symbiotes have a natural
weakness to sonic based attacks.

Devil, you think you could
blast 'em with a big roar?

Yeah!

We got 'em.

Ha! You're on fire today, D!

Up top!

So, you're just gonna
leave me hangin'?

Oh. My. Gamma rays.

That felt so good!

Thank you!

Don't mention it.

Ooh! Look out world!

This action figure comes
with bonus features!

- Devil!
- Ouch!

I can't tell which
got hurt more,

your body or your feelings!

Beating you was way easier
than I thought it would be.

Now I'll go down in history
as the one who took down

Moon Head Girl and
Devil Tiny-arms.

And everyone will finally
see what you really are.

A big head, fuzzy haired nobody!

Listen man, if you don't stop,

you're gonna destroy
the entire bridge!

Hmm.

Destroyer of Moon Girl and
the Williamsburg Bridge.

Oh, no, no, no. Wait!
I didn't mean...

That'll actually make
me even more famous!

Thanks, Moon Head Girl!

You actually used that
brain for something!

Wiki page, here I come!

How will I ever get out of this!

- Yoo-hoo?
- Oh, Casey!

I'm so happy to see you!

You'll never guess
what happened...

Oh, yeah? Well, let's see,

was it that you went
after the internet troll

specifically after you promised
not to and it turned out

to be an actual giant
troll who's destroying

the bridge and
now I have to wait

until next week's rerun to
find out who Marcus chose?

Did I miss anything?

I had Beans N'
Weenies for lunch?

You are lucky the world
needs saving right now!

Speaking of which, why are
you covered in boogers?

It's not booger!

I ran an analysis on this
goop and it looks like

it can be broken down
by an acetate compound.

But, acetate? Well, like
nail polish remover?

Well, yeah, I guess
but who carries...

I got light duty, medium
strength, acrylic power,

and this stuff right
here can melts concrete.

It is not good for your nails.

Oh, Casey! Did I mention
you're my favorite person?

I'm my favorite person too.

What's a guy gotta do to
make a bridge collapse?

Bingo!

Booger King
over there is tugging

on the bridge string thingy!

The suspension cables?

Well, those are fracture
critical pieces!

Habla ingles, chica!

If any one of the cables break,

the entire bridge
will fall apart!

What? No, no, no.

I can't die, before
Love Scent's finale!

- You gotta stop him!
- Yeah, but how?

It doesn't matter what I say
or do, he just gets stronger!

Whoa!

I told you not to feed that
troll in the first place.

Feed! That's it!

That's how Trolls work.

♪ Williamsburg is
falling down, fall... ♪

Moon Girl?

You're messing up my Wiki page!

No, no, no. Just
follow my lead.

What's wrong Mega Head Girl?

Hmm? Nothing, but
thanks for asking.

Huh? I should be asking you

about that bird's
nest you call hair!

It looks like a tumble weed.

Aw. You're entitled
to your opinion.

And you're entitled to
some decent clothes.

That whole suit looks like,
like you sewed it yourself!

Oh, I did sew it myself.
Thanks for noticing!

Huh?

She's not feeding the
troll, she's starving it!

You go Moon Girl!

Do your thing!

♪ But ain't nothin'
super bout her ♪

Just her four, no, five head ♪

It's growin' by the hour ♪

♪ Puny little girl who
fights crime on wheels ♪

♪ Look at that mess
she calls hair ♪

Are you honestly for real? ♪

Yep,
it's for real ♪

♪ Indeed my hair
defies gravity ♪

♪ I appreciate you care enough
to stop your day and ask me ♪

♪ To understand my verses
you're gonna need a thesaurus ♪

♪ My vocabulary's bigger
than my pet Tyrannosaurus ♪

Yeah! That's my move!

♪ I clean my teeth
with Devil's arms ♪

♪ 'Cause they're small
like toothpicks ♪

♪ By the way, why
would you choose ♪

A T-rex as your sidekick? ♪

♪ A raptor, bigfoot,
even a pet possum ♪

♪ They at least
they have thumbs ♪

That'd be way more awesome ♪

It's true
that me and Dev ♪

Make a really odd pair ♪

♪ With his cute dainty arms
and my b*mb curly hair ♪

♪ Largest brain in
the universe meets ♪

Oh, slick verse Double D! ♪

♪ I agree with what
you're sayin' ♪

♪ I'm havin' a lot of
fun with this rap game ♪

♪ We're playin' so say
whatever you like ♪

♪ You're entitled
to what you think ♪

♪ And we love getting feedback
that's why my websites ♪

Got the link ♪

♪ Yeah, well, um,
your links stink ♪

And your head is like ♪

♪ Um, wait, I
already said that ♪

Oh, your skates! ♪

♪ They're too shiny and
they roll around like ♪

Like a plate? ♪

Huh?

Oh! We did it!

I know it's gonna work.
I know it was gonna work!

No!

Stop cheering or I'll,
I'll take down this bridge!

Huh?

You're welcome!

You saved me.

That I did!

The snot blob
is getting away!

- Possum kid?
- Possum kid?

Thirteen-year-old Angelo

had been trying to help the
community for a long time

but no one ever
paid him any mind.

But when Moon Girl showed up,
suddenly everyone was paying

attention to her, which made
Angelo extremely jealous.

The Devos fight was the straw
that broke the clipboard's back.

Mmm, that was his
favorite clipboard too.

His heightened state of envy
made him especially susceptible

to Syphonater, an alien
symbiote that latches onto hosts

with low self-esteem and feeds
off of their negative feelings.

And that's what happened.

I guess I just wanted you
to feel small like I did.

But I didn't mean for
it to go this far.

It just spiraled out of control.

I never even thought I
could hurt your feelings.

You're Moon Girl
for cryin' out loud!

Wow!

I mean it's cool you see me
that way and all but underneath,

I'm still a human with
feelings, like you.

I get that now.

I'm really sorry, Moon Girl.

Can we ever be cool?

Okay, but only if you promise me

to never ever do
anything like this again.

And take a big break from the
internet 'cause you need it!

And maybe tell us what
editing software you use.

I want my videos
to go viral too!

I promise.

Cool, and hey,

maybe we can team it up one day.

Me? Work with Moon Girl?

Now that's a bet!

And remember, if they got
somethin' mean to say,

go ahead and shrug. em away.

All right, yeah. Let's do it.

I gotta copyright
that dance move.

Whoa! Dope graphics, dope music?

- Oh, this is legit!
- Yeah, it is.

Angelo's
table was a success,

the bridge is getting fixed,

and the fan page
is poppin' again!

It's just too bad that
slimy loogie got away.

Well, I mean hey,
there's always gonna be

a hater out there, somewhere.

At least now we know
how to handle it.

Skimpy With The Nachos?

Well, I'll add in an extra
ingredient just for you!

It's called a can of
whoop your... hey!

Mimi, how about Casey and I
show you a new dance move?