01x26 - Drax

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

ROCKET: I have a plan! I have a plan!

Cease your yammering and relieve us

from this irksome confinement.

Yeah, I'll have to agree with

the walking thesaurus on that one.

Do not ever call me a thesaurus.

It's just a metaphor, dude.

His people are completely literal.

Metaphors are gonna go over his head.

Nothing goes over my head.

My reflexes are too fast.

I would catch it.

[ENGINE WHIRRING]

PRISONER: You're Drax.

The Destroyer.

[GAMORA GRUNTS]

Ronan m*rder*d my wife, Ovette,

and my daughter, Kamaria.

He k*lled my family.

I shall k*ll one of his in return.

- [GRUNTING]

- Ah!

- Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

- [GAMORA STRAINING]

If k*lling Ronan is truly

your sole purpose,

I don't think this is

the best way to go about it.

- [DRAX YELLS]

- [PRISONER GRUNTS]

[STRAINING, GRUNTING]

We need all available guards

in full combat gear

[WATCHTOWER GUARD GRUNTS]

Spare me your foul gaze, woman!

Why is this one here?

We promised him he could stay

by your side until he kills your boss.

ROCKET: What's this crap?

This is the history of my life.

At last! [LAUGHS]

I shall meet my foe and destroy him.

You called Ronan?

[DRAX GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

[THUDS, GRUNTS]

[DRAX GRUNTS]

[CHOKING]

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS]

- I don't recall k*lling your family.

- [DRAX GASPING]

RONAN: I doubt I'll remember k*lling you, either.

[CHOKES, VOMITS]

Come on, Groot.

Ronan has the stone.

I am Groot.

Save them?

How?

[PANTING]

[GROANS]

[DRAX GRUNTS]

- [DRAX GRUNTS]

- [KORATH SCREAMS]

Finger to the throat means death.

Metaphor.

PETER: Yeah, sorta.

[YELLS]

Of course, Ronan was only a puppet.

It's really Thanos I need to k*ll.

Showtime, A-holes!

The beast's hide is too thick

to be pierced from the outside.

I must cut through it from the inside.

- Huh? No!

- [LAUGHS]

[DRAX SHOUTS]

[PETER AND GAMORA GRUNT]

[DRAX GRUNTS, PANTS]

[LAUGHS]

Yes! I have single-handedly

vanquished the beast!

[SHOUTS]

Die, spaceship!

- Someone destroyed all our ships!

- [GAMORA GRUNTS]

[DRAX YELLS]

[GUFFAWING]

- [GROWLS]

- [SCREAMS]

[GUFFAWING]

Those pools remind me of a time

when I took my daughter

to the Forgotten Lakes of my homeworld.

She was like you.

Disgusting?

Innocent.

All any of you do is yell at each other.

You are not friends.

You're right. We're family.

We leave no one behind.

Except maybe you.

Oh, my God.

The entire time I knew Thanos,

he only ever had one goal.

To bring balance to the universe

by wiping out half of all life.

He used to k*ll people

planet by planet, m*ssacre by m*ssacre.

Including my own.

Today he pays for the deaths

of my wife and daughter.

[GAMORA GRUNTS, SCREAMS]

Thanos!

[DRAX GRUNTS]

[DRAX STRAINING]

- [GRUNTS]

- [SCREAMS]

I want you all to know that I am grateful

for your acceptance after my blunders.

It is pleasing to once again

have friends.

Dude. How long have you been

standing there?

An hour.

An hour?

Are you serious?

I have mastered the ability

of standing so incredibly still

that I become invisible to the eye.

Watch.

You're eating a zarg-nut.

But my movement was so slow