03x16 - Bug Hunt

[bunniefuu]

-[whirs]

-Robobot:
Who are you?

I am nothing. I am no one.

Is that really necessary?

-Until you can take a batch
of dog food to the face

without raising
your voice, it is.

-Fine. I can do this all day.

Mother--!

-Cooch:
Help, help!

-Cooch! What happened?

-She stole from me.
That's what's happened.

That's my rock man.

-Liplor:
Again, I am a sentient--

-[fast-forwarding]

-I'm serious, guys.
I smell dog food.

-Robobot:
Lex, remember your lessons.

-[beeping]

-[buzzing, malfunctioning]

-Error. Error.

-Titanium Lex:
Robobot?

Hey, are you okay?

-Yes, Lex.
I was just reviewing

a...confusing memory.

-So, this is normal?

-No, I--
Where are we going, again?

-South.

-I still think we should have
stayed at Devizo's safe house.

They may still be able to stop
you from turning into an evil
insect overlord.

-Even if their plan works,
it's just a temporary fix.

We've seen the future.
We know how this ends.

I don't think my metamorphosis
can be stopped...

maybe it's time
I made peace with that.

-[heroic music plays]

-[siren wails]
-Sergeant Agony: Listen up,
ladies and gentlemen.

Titanium Lex and Robobot
have been on the run
for two hours.

What I want is a hard target
search of every doghouse,
flophouse, steakhouse--

-We appreciate what
you're trying to do,
Sergeant Agony,

but we've all seen
The Fugitive.

Also, the robot has
a tracking device, so
we know where he's going.

-Kind of a speech I've been
waiting to give my entire life.

But you're right,
we should get moving.

-Agony, what the hell
is going on here?

-You're busted, Rex!
I know you were
keeping Lex,

an out-of-control
insectoid bioweapon,
in the basement.

As far as I'm concerned,
you are traitors to the
United States government.

They're the villains now, boys.

Take 'em away.

-Uh, actually, they just--
they just, uh...

-Son of a b*tch!

Why the hell did I turn my back
to talk to you guys?

We're in the same room.
You would've heard me.

Well, what's everybody
standing around for?

Move out!

-[light buzzing]

-What do we do now?

We can't help Lex
if we can't find her.

-I thought you and her
were a happy family now.

She didn't tell you
where she was going?

-Watch it.
-Hah!

-Ooh, Debbie!

-Your pup and her toy
were here, the Robobot.

He left you a present.

-Oh, weird.

-What is that thing? Tell me!

-Ow! It's a fail-safe,
all right?

In case our treatment
doesn't work,
it's something...

more...permanent.

-Who gave you permission
to build a weapon to use
on my daughter?

-She did.

-[sighs]

Well, we're not
gonna need it.

We're gonna find Lex,
and we're going to fix her.

I'm calling in the team.

-I don't know who cranked out
these scripts, but they're good!

-Those are the takeout
menus for Mr. Wong's.

-Give that son of
a b*tch a raise!

-[cellphone buzzing]

-The signal.
-Rex needs us.

-We got to go.

Mr. Wong is in charge
while we're gone!

-Oh, God.

-What's going on?

-Lex is on the run,

and Sergeant Agony's
hot on her tail.

-She's not turning into
a bug queen, is she?

Let's hope not.
You go along.

I have to swing by
my room first.

-What the hell for?

-A little insurance policy.

-I've tracked the item
you want, Lex.

It's changed hands many times
through dark web auctions.

Unhinge the inner panel
and turn it clockwise.

-Got that.
-The package was last sold
to a user named DarkNads55.

It was delivered to
a dive bar in Louisiana.

You'll have to remove
the power core's arc shielding.

-Are you sure you can
talk me through this?

-If we don't remove
my tracking device,

we'll never evade Agony.

And also, I trust you
implicitly, Lex.

You're actually
the first human I've--
-[clank]

-Son of a b*tch.
What was that?
-Nothing.

-It sounded like
you dropped a screw.

-Nope, we're all good.

-If you reach past
the power core,

you'll feel
a protruding disc.

-Okay, got it.
-It's part of my
inner frame,

so you'll have
to break it off.

Push hard.

-What-- what are you doing?
-Oh, I-I-I don't know.
I'm sorry.

-No, it's-- it's okay, Robobot.

It's okay.

Here goes. You ready?
One, two...

-Robobot:
Aaaaah!

-Sergeant Agony has decided
Lex is an existential threat
to the United States.

I'm positive
that we can use

the power retardant we got
from Debbie Devizo's island

to treat her condition.

The problem is, we don't
know where to start looking.

-Not quite true.

You see, when I designed
my league's uniforms,

I took the liberty
of implanting

tracking
devices in their insignias.

-Just in case, right?

-No, because I'm
a devious as*h*le.

-Really? You're going
to get all judgy now?
-[door opens]

-Sorry I'm late, Rex.

-Ranger, we're heading out.
You ready?

-Willing and able...

more than you know.

-What?
-Huh?

-What do you mean
by that?

-Oh, I-I-I wasn't
talking to you.

T-t-that comment
was just for me.

You heard Rex!
Let's move!

-[beeping]

-Son of a b*tch.

See if you can pull
any data off this thing.

-There's a small cache
of buffered data still
in the RAM.

We know what they're
searching for.

-Well, well, well,

like mother, like daughter.

-So we're looking for
someone named DarkNads55?

-Huh? I don't know. Are we?

-Well, that's who you said
bought the package.

You're sure it was
delivered here, right?

-I was...

I think something's wrong.

It appears removing my
tracking device disabled

the connection to my
cloud-based servers.

Also, I now do this.
[rattling]

-Yeah, sorry about that.
Uh, look...

can your server connection
wait until I find DarkNads?

-I should be okay.

-Great. I'm going in.

-But I can't give an informed
answer without my cloud-based--

ooh, a squirrel!

-[country music playing]

-[door closes]

-Hey, everybody.
Hello. I'm looking for...

someone by the name--
I'm just gonna say it--

uh, DarkNads55.

-I got some nads
for you, honey.

-[laughter]

-Okay. I really left myself open
for that one, and I get that.

Seriously, though.

-Oh, you don't think
I'm serious?

I'm as serious
as a g*dd*mn d*ck.

Oh!
-[grunts]

-Okay!
-DarkNads55!

It is a stupid f*cking name,
and I don't want
to keep saying it.

-[suspenseful music]

-Look at that funny little tail.
-[squirrel chattering]

-Nuh-uh. Where do you
think you're going?

- [beeping]

-That is one
mighty fine hat.

-Guys, I really don't know
how these situations
usually go down for you,

but I promise you,
this time is different.

-Man: Huh!
-Okay...

now I'm mad.
-[door opens, closes]

-What's this?

Someone done scheduled
a hoedown and didn't invite me?

-This ain't none
of your business.

-Oh, it's none of my
b-b-b-b-b-business?

-Do I sound like that?

-You're talking to the CEO
of Shitkickers, LLC,

a subsidiary of Keep Your
f*cking Mouth Shut,

with offices up your sister's
big fat a*s.

-[grunting]

-Oh!

-Your music sucks!

-[grunting]
- ♪ Put your hands up

-No... no...
-[classical music]

-[up-tempo country music]

-Now, that's fighting music.

f*ck you!

Ahh!

-[grunting]
-I could do this all day.

[sputtering]

Why didn't anyone tell me
my g*dd*mn mouth don't work?

-[gasping]

-[crunch]
-[grunting]

DarkNads, where is he?

-Look at you,
happy again,

alone in your lab.

-I am not happy,

and I am certainly
not alone, unfortunately.

-Do you miss the love
you had for me

before I sapped every
ounce of it out of your heart?

-Do I look like
Jodie Foster to you?

You can cut the
Hannibal Lecter bullshit.

-You love her, don't you?

-Jodie Foster?

I mean, certainly I had a crush
before I found out she was--

-Lex.

But now she's
become uncontrollable,

and you can't have that,
can you?

-Oh, no!
You've hit a bull's-eye!

You're in my brain!
[speaks indistinctly]

Nice try. Piss off.

-I've seen you and Rex together,

the embers of an old friendship
flickering to life.

-Na-na-na-na-na-na,
not hearing what you're saying!

-You'll have to k*ll him,
too, you know.

He won't stand by while
you gene-rip his daughter.

-I couldn't gene-rip her
if I wanted to because
the g*dd*mn gene ripper

can't remove her insect DNA
without a clean copy of
her mother's genome,

and Rex incinerated Frau
Mantis in a nuclear reactor!

So I've got to figure out
a work-around,

and I can't do that with
all this m*therf*cking
yammering.

[sighs]
sh*t...

-Hm.

Good to know.

-Son of a b*tch.

-I'll k*ll you right in front
of all these people.

-American Ranger:
What do you got, Rex?

-They're onto something.

As soon as they move, we--

-Hurl this boulder upon
their heads before they
have the chance!

-We follow them,
so they can lead us to Lex.

-And then,
throw the boulder.

-No!

I don't know... maybe!

-I'm bringing the boulder.

-All right, fine.

-Robobot:
What the hell we doing here?

-This is where
the guy at the bar
said DarkNads55 lives.

It happened five minutes
ago while you were
standing right there.

-You want to use your fancy
college talk on me,

you better put up your dukes!

-I'll f*ck you up!
-Okay.

-Come on in.

I've been expecting you.

Collection tubes
are right here.

Trust me,
you'll need them all.

-Collection tubes?

-You are the equine emission
specialist, are you not?

Here to collect semen
from my prize stallion?

-Oh, we're not sure
we can help you out.

-I certainly understand
your trepidation.

I've seen Sergeant Trotter
fill up a kiddie pool.

-You calling me chicken?

Give me that damn bucket
and point me towards
this horse's fire hose.

-Your company must be doing
very well if you can buy
a horse-masturbating robot!

-Yes, we masturbate
a lot of horses.

Funny story, I actually
got the robot on eBay.

Do you ever shop on eBay?

-eBay's terms of service
are too restrictive for
selling trot milk.

-So, you probably do a lot
of business on the dark web.

-A fair bit.
Who's asking?

-[horse whinnying]
-Stay still, damn it!

I don't do this
to my best friend.

-I hope that robot
knows what he's doing.

-[horse neighing]
-Robobot: Yeah, get it.
Fill that b*stard up!

-He does after all.
-[cellphone rings, beeps]

-Dale Dumar. Go.

Is that so?

I see.

I'm very sorry to hear that.
-[cellphone beeps]

-Who was that?

-That was Mr. Perndale,
your boss.

-Yes, of course.
What did he say?

-He said his horse milkers
had a spill on Highway 7,

called to apologize
for them not showing up

which leads me to
the question of who
you are,

what you're doing in my house...

-[tense music]

-Are you gonna tell me
what you're really doing here?

-[door opens, closes]
-Whoo-wee!

-Here's one full pail
of Kentucky stallion paste.

-St-stay back. We didn't
come here to jack off
your horse.

-Then, you failed mightily.

That's half a million dollars
worth of Preakness pudding.

-That I will dump unless
you tell me where I can
find DarkNads55.

-Well, that's impossible.
DarkNads55 is a horse.

-What?

-A horse that belongs to my
degenerate sh*t-heel son!

Kenny, what the hell did you do?

Kenny, open up,
you little turd!

-Just a second, Dad!

Ah!
-You got wax in
your ears, dumbass?

-Who the hell are you?

-You been buying that n*zi trash
online again, haven't you?

-Look at all
these precious toys.

This is a g*dd*mn baby's room.

-Those are collectibles!

-You bought something
that belongs to me.
If you don't give it back, I--

-Come here, you piece of sh*t!
Get over here!
-Ah!

-Whoa! I'm not gonna stand here
and watch you abuse your child.

-He's 28, has three DUIs,
and trolls the dark web
for n*zi memorabilia.

-Yeah, okay, then.
Carry on.

-Ah! Okay! My collection
is in the safe room,

behind the bookshelf,
the third figurine from
the right.

-Your story sucks, dickweed!
-Kenny: Whoa! Now, now, now,
come on!

-Your bookshelf's
f*cking stupid.

-Whoa.
-Robobot: Come and get it!

-[metal banging]
-f*cking son of a b*tch!

Your bookshelf's broken.

-[eerie music]

-g*dd*mn it. What did
I tell you about buying
this sick sh*t, son?

-There it is,

a piece of my mother,

Frau Mantis.

-Hey, those are
one of a kind! Ugh!

-W-w-what are you?

-My mother's daughter,

and this belongs to me.

[screeches]

-Ah! Dad.

-Spread out.
They're here somewhere.
-Robo-Dino: Oh, gross.

This smells like horse semen.
-It is.

-Oh. I'm a lizard, damn it.
I smell with my tongue.

-Blue Menace:
Sergeant Agony,

there's a basement.

-You betrayed me.

-Jesus, what's wrong with her?

-No one told me there was
gonna be a quiz, professor!

-[buzz]

-What the hell
is that witchcraft?

-It's a secret escape in case
someone ever tried to steal
my white gold.

-That's what he calls
his horse jizz.

-Shut up, Kenny!

Go, just go!

-Don't tell nobody
I jacked off your horse.

-[dramatic music]

-Which way are we going,
dumbass?

Picking at it ain't
gonna make it better.

-I'm running out of time.

Do you trust me?

-Are you talking to me?

-Jesus Christ.

-Sergeant Agony:
Son of a b*tch.

I knew it.

Lex is too far gone, team.

We take her in, dead or alive.

-Let's go!
-[grunting]

-DarkNads55, I presume?

Hilarious.

-Thank you!

-Stay still.
-What the hell are you doing?

-I'm reconnecting you
to the cloud.

-No! You're gonna put that
fancy book learnin' in my head,

and make me talk
like a science guy!

-You're no use to me
when you're this stupid!

-Lex?

What's happening?

-You helped me,

and now...

I've got to go.

-But I--

I thought we were doing
this together, you know--
[rattling]

Oh, come on. How many screws
did you lose in there?

-I'm too far gone.

You have to get back to Devizo.

-I don't want to leave you, Lex.

There's... something...
I have to tell you.

-I think I'm falling in--

-Sergeant Agony:
Split up and find her.
Move, move, move!

-If you want to help me,

slow them down.

I'm sorry.

-Sergeant Agony:
I see someone, down this way!

-You b*stards!

-Where is Lex?

-Leave her alone!

What has that woman done to me?

-I'm sorry, dude. I've--
I got to take you in.

-Yep, sure.
Somebody grab my arm?

-I got it!
You two go after Lex.

Come on, man. You're a mess.
-I know, I know.

-Oh.
-Blue Menace:
Going somewhere, my dear?

-Was thinking about it, yeah.

-This was made to cut diamond,
so please don't.

-[rumbling]

-Oh, sh*t. I know that sound.

-[heroic music plays]

-[grunts]

It's okay, Lex.

Lex...

-Stay away from me.

Just stay away!

-Lex?

-Tragedy strikes, Rex.

Your opening wasn't large
enough for my boulder.

-I don't care about
your boulder.

-[laser fires]

-Let us handle this, squirrel.

-Make me.

-I will!
Liplor, you have the rock skin.

Maybe you fight
the laser squirrel.

-Get down!

-[laser fires]

-Fine.

Aaaah!

-[gasps]

-American Ranger:
Lex!

Stop!
Remember this?

You entrusted me with this

in case your insect side
ever took over.

Don't make me use it.

-I'm changing, Ranger,

and there's nothing any
of you can do to stop me.

-God forgive me.

-[click]

-[bubbling]
-What?!

-Uh, what do you
got there, buddy?

-A bubble g*n?!

I trusted you!

-Goodbye, Ranger.
[grunts]

-Lex, no!

I won't let you fall!

Oh, sh*t! I forgot she can fly!

[grunting]

Aah!

-[splash]

-Lex!
-She must be stopped.

-You stay away from her!

-It was a damn bubble g*n!

-b*stard.

Back off!

I can't do that, Rex.

-Then I'll make you.

-Very well.

-All right.

-They are under arrest,
you hear me?

Rex's team is under arrest!

-So I've-- I've got
to take you in.

-Oh, you're not taking in sh*t.

-Okay, look.
I-I like you a lot,

but I'm a dog,
and you're a cat, so...

-What does that have
to do with it, huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh? What is that? Huh?
-Stop it! I said stop it!
Okay, that's it.

[barking]
-Holy sh*t!

-Ha ha!
-Somebody help!

-[cracking]

-Ice ray from the pyramid
heist of 19--
-I don't care!

Get me out of here!

Ah, look out!

-It was a bubble g*n!

What a b*tch!

-[laser fires]
-It was a bubble g*n.

-I've got this.

-It will take more
than trickery to stop me!

It will take
the strength of a god!

-We don't have that.
-[shouts, grunts]

-But you do.

-Why didn't you tag me in?
-I think you know why.

-It's because I fight
with balloons, isn't it?

-I can't have this
conversation again.

-[grunting]

-Lex must be stopped.

-Not like this.

Not by you.

-Our daughter is a danger
to the entire world.

-She's not your daughter!

-[lasers whirring, firing]

-[expl*si*n]

-It is done.

-Rex, you and your team

are under arrest for--
son of a b*tch. He's out.

-Hey, where's Robo-Dino?

-[light buzzing]

-[door opens]

-You brought me to Devizo?

-You didn't know I had
a man on the inside?

Where's Lex?

-She's gone.

It's a long story.
[rattling]

-What is that sound?

-Lex really left a mess
inside of me,

both metaphorically
and literally. Hey!

-Frau Mantis's mandible.

This is what she wanted,

to give me the means

to stop her.

-[chuckling]

-And the rest of the league?

-[sirens wailing,
helicopter blades whirring]

-Robobot:
Captured.

-Dr. Devizo:
Then Lex is alone.

I must complete my weapon.

-[groans]

-Dr. Devizo:
There are no more options.

-[coughing]

Okay, m*therf*ckers.
Game on.

-[theme song playing]

-[monkey chatters]
-Man: Stupid monkey.

-[paper tearing]
-[monkey cry]

-[slap]