Munjya (2024)

[bunniefuu]

Ouch! That really hurts!

Please, Mother, don't hit me.

Ouch! That really hurts!

Mother, please don't hurt Brother.

So, you're in love with Munni, huh?

Yes, I am and I will always love her.

She's seven years older than you.

You have made her life miserable.

You even mixed rat poison

in her fianc's meal.

So what?

That Ape-Faced idiot didn't die, did he?

You...

- You won't change your ways, will you?

- Mother! Mother! Mother!

- Mother, let me go. Let me go.

- Come with me. Come along.

- I don't want to shave my head.

- Just shut up and come with me.

- Let me go.

- Go.

Father, please, let me go.

- What's going on?

- Shave all his hair off.

Come on.

LET ME GO!

[SANSKRIT CHANTS]

Brother?

Brother, are we running away

from home?

Don't be crazy.

So, where are we headed then?

Chetukwadi.

Chetukwadi?

No way, I'm not stepping foot there!

I'm scared of that place.

Don't be scared.

I'm with you.

Let's go now.

Munni is mine,

and if she ever gets married,

it will only be to me.

What is all this stuff about?

BLACK MAGIC

Once I finish this ritual,

Munni will be mine forever.

Nothing in this world

can ever keep us apart.

I'm not so sure

this stuff actually works.

Shut up, you fool.

I've studied about this thoroughly.

Just wait here,

I'll be back in a moment.

I need to gather some pee

for the ritual.

Gross.

Brother?

Brother... are you done?

I need to get to school early tomorrow.

Brother?

Salutations to the Lord of Demon.

I surrender to the great and glorious Lord Chektobaay.

Oh Dark Lord,

please accept my sacrificial offering.

Have you lost your mind?

What are you doing?

Sacrificing a human.

But I'm just a young girl.

Huh?

Even a young girl will do.

Brother, please, let me go.

I will do anything for Munni.

Ouch, that hurts!

- Gotya!

- Gotya!

- Gotya!

- Gotya!

- Gotya!

- Gotya!

Marry Munni. Marry Munni...

- Gotya!

- Gotya!

- Gotya!

- Gotya!

He's not responding. Gotya!

Gotya... Gotya...

Why are they doing that?

If they don't do this ritual,

it could lead to a disaster.

Your son died before completing

10 days of his head-shaving ceremony.

If he wakes up from the dead,

he'll turn into a Demon.

A Brahmarakshasa!

Meaning?

Munjya! Chetukwadi!

Chetukwadi! Chetkoba! Come!

I saw that.

What will you achieve by studying

"cosmos", huh?

Mom, it's cosmetology.

And what exactly is that?

It's styling, the same kind

of stuff we do here.

Come on! You're going all the way

to study something we already do here?

Why? We have a set business here.

You should take over that instead.

You never let me go anywhere.

Go.

Go and eat something.

I'm not hungry.

How can you not be hungry?

Your grandma is making

sweet lentil flatbreads for you.

Go.

Wow... sweet lentil flatbreads!

You got accepted?

Of course!

I even got a full scholarship.

That's amazing news!

Here, try some.

Has your mom agreed?

Hmm.

You should accept the offer letter.

I'll convince her.

No, Grandma, don't. Don't bother.

You have this.

I'll have it.

It's hot.

Slow down.

Don't tell Mom anything.

You're just like your father.

Really?

Was he like me too?

Let's not go there.

Grandma, you never talk about Dad.

Mom never tells me

anything about him either.

All I was saying is that

your father used

to get scared just like you.

What do you mean?

Pammi came here for college studies

and your father ended up falling

in love with her.

But he could never confess

his feelings to her.

That's why I went to Pammi's parents

with your father's proposal.

I hope you saved a flatbread for me.

She had a whole wok full of

rice flakes just two hours ago.

Yes, I did. Come here.

How is it?

It's alright.

Could have been sweeter.

Bittu,

Bela is at the parlor asking for you.

Go, meet her.

Her American friend is with her too.

Dobba? No, Kuba!

Hey!

You know we used

to climb these trees when we were kids,

and we used to have a lot of fun.

Bittu!

Bittu!

Bittu?!

Bittu!

Bittu!

Bittu?!

Bela.

All okay, Bittu?

Why do you keep spacing out?

Where does your mind wander off to?

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

- Hey!

- Hey, my love.

You remember Kuba, right?

Hi. Kuba.

You know Kuba,

when Bittu and I were kids,

we were practically inseparable.

Like we lived together.

- Just like his grandma and my grandma.

- Really?

And you know, I was older to him,

so he used to follow all my orders

like my little disciple of sorts.

Everyone used to say that Bela--

Bela has a moustache frail

and Bittu is her twisted tail.

You remember?!

So cute, bro!

Bela.

Grandma!

How have you been?

I've been great.

Grandma, I'm inaugurating

my Zumba Studio tomorrow.

You all have to be there.

You want me to do Zumba at this age,

like seriously?

No, you don't have to do Zumba.

Just be there for the event.

It was all Bittu's idea

so he definitely...

Hey! Where did he go?

Just hear me out.

Dinosaurs are causing trouble

for Ms. Sweetie.

Suddenly, a chopper appears

from the future.

You step out of it -

Wearing a leather jacket,

a leather hat,

carrying a leather whip and bam!

Then you bash up the dinosaurs

and save Ms. Sweetie.

Followed by...

A Hollywood-style kiss.

That's awesome!

How much will it cost us?

Since you're a friend,

we'll do it for just Rs. 2 million.

Plus taxes.

Hey, potato face,

don't treat me like a fool.

- Let's go, Sweetie. Let's go.

- Yeah, let's go.

But sir, sir...

okay, sir, you can skip the taxes.

- Fine, sir, I'll do it for 2 lacs.

- I don't want it. Let's go.

Sir! At least pay the restaurant bill.

If this keeps up,

you'll have to close down, buddy.

Bittu!

I think my father is about

to finalize my engagement soon.

You'll be there, right?

Yes,

I'll talk to Mom and Grandma about it.

It's just that she gets upset as soon

as I mention our hometown.

- Listen, I'll talk to you later.

- Let me have a word with her.

But you have to come.

- Let me talk to her.

- Yeah... bye.

Hey...

This is for Bela's Zumba Studio's video.

Sharks, dinosaurs, aliens...

We don't need any of that.

Just make a normal promotional video.

Fine, I'll do it.

Even my guru must have

made bigger creative compromises.

So, I'll make some too.

Ku-bel... Kube?

Huh...?

- It's a tongue-twister, don't you think?

- Hey!

Kuba and Bela - Kubela.

Nice.

Nice. Very nice.

Hey Bela, listen up...

Bro, doesn't this Kubela sound like

Tabela (cattle house)?

Also, thank you so much, Spielberg,

for making this video for free.

In return, I'll teach you Zumba.

Done?

See you guys.

Two minutes.

Yeah, and then I took the cover off

and the Gulab Jamun was this big.

Yeah. The chef made everything

twice as big as usual.

- Bittu, I wanted to talk to you about something.

- And then nobody could even finish their dinner,

- you know.

- Come with me for a moment.

Listen, can I trust you

to tell me the truth?

What do you really think about Kuba?

I won't marry him.

Shut up.

You know, I want Kuba and me

to have the same kind

of comfort you and I have.

You know things about me

that I've never told anyone else.

Like... you really know me.

HEY BELA!

"You are like Coca-Cola."

"You are like a fireball."

"I work out in the gym, my body is lean,"

"You talk non-stop just like a machine,"

"You are all the time watching

the show Scooby-Doo,

"Forget it, don't say I love you,"

"The whole street goes crazy

when you open the bottle,"

- Dude, he's about to propose to her.

- "Everyone says you are like Coca-Cola."

"Coca... Coca, co-co-co..."

"Coca... Coca..."

Chetukwadi! Chetukwadi!

'Chiplun!'

Go! Go Chetukwadi!

- 'CHIPLUN!'

- Chetukwadi!

Destination Chiplun!

Are you deaf or something?

Destination Chiplun! Chiplun!

Where is your mind?

Destination Chiplun! Chiplun!

Ticket?

Here.

You okay?

Look, I know you don't get along

with your brother-in-law.

But Rukku is like our own daughter.

How can we miss her

engagement ceremony?

Of course, Rukku is like our little girl,

so we'll definitely go.

But do we really have

to take him along?

How long can you keep him away

from there, huh?

For as long as I can.

Did you forget what happened

last time we went there?

Let's go.

Wow!

Hey...

Why are you just standing there?

There's so much work inside

that needs to get done.

Who's going to do it, huh? Me?

Go inside!

Yeah, but...

Go inside right now, you idiot.

Go!

Hurts a lot, huh?

Hmm.

The doctor gave me some painkillers.

Hmm.

Aunty, I had warned him not

to climb the coconut tree on a no-moon day.

Just to save a few bucks...

He never listens to me.

Zip it, Jaggu.

That son-of-a-g*n Bhide challenged me.

I wanted to climb the tree

and drop a coconut on his head,

but unfortunately, I slipped.

God knows who cursed me!

Pammi, go inside and see

how Savitri is making poppadum.

Go on.

Hey Rukku, why are you sitting there?

Come here, scratch my back.

You see my hand, right?

Who's going to do these things once

you get married, huh?

Come on.

Bittu, I'm sure you know how

to do all these things.

Like scratching a back, etc.

I'm sure you do all those girly

things in your parlor.

Hey... they want to go out.

Why?

Balu...

Fine.

You should come and visit

our village more often,

you'll like it.

Yeah, but how will I convince Mom?

She only agreed this time

because of your engagement ceremony.

Otherwise...

Hmm.

Chetukwadi!

Bittu, Chetukwadi!

BITTU, CHETUKWADI!!!

Chetukwadi!

Hey, Bittu!

Do you know anything

about my father?

What happened to him?

No, I don't.

We should get going now. Let's leave.

It's not good to stay here for too long.

Come on, let's go.

Why?

That place, Chetukwadi, is cursed.

Let's go.

That place is ours.

All you have to do is sign

sale deed.

Good Lord,

you want to sell Chetukwadi?

What's the problem, huh?

The buyer agreed to the deal without

even checking the place.

If he doesn't have a problem,

why should we?

Sister-in-law,

can't you talk some sense into her?

Balu, you know that place is cursed.

Come on Mom,

that's exactly why I'm selling it.

No, I can't allow that.

Why not?

If your eldest son had asked you

to sign the papers,

you would have, right?

It was his plan to sell Chetukwadi

in the first place, right?

My brother wanted

to sell it to set up her parlor.

Didn't he say, "Chetukwadi isn't cursed,

only that tree is"?

"I'll burn it down

and then sell the place."

Everyone knows

what happened after that.

Hey, you Pigeon-Brained,

I've had enough of your nonsense!

Shut up!

What... what happened to Dad?

Nothing. Bittu, go wait outside.

- Go outside.

- No. Grandma?

I'll be damned.

You guys didn't tell him, did you?

Tell him what?

He should know where

and how his father died!

Shut up, Balu.

What happened to my father?

What happened you ask, huh?

He went to Chetukwadi to burn the tree.

He slipped and drowned in the sea.

What nonsense!

- I don't believe you.

- Of course, you won't.

You're just like your father.

I had warned him,

"None of the villagers will go

with you to Chetukwadi.

Don't go alone."

But he didn't listen to me!

You're lying.

- I'm lying?

- Yes.

Then go ask the villagers

about your father.

They'll all tell you that he was crazy!

Don't you dare say a word against

my father or else...!

Or else what, huh?

Hey! Balu!

- Bittu!

- Bittu!

- Bittu!

- Bittu!

- Bittu, stop!

- Bittu, please just listen to me.

- Bittu!

- Don't go.

- Bittu! Stop!

- Bittu!

BITTU!

You're here!

Bittu!

Don't worry, we'll find him.

He'll be alright.

Hey Papya... tell me?

What?

You found Balu's scooter.

Where did he find it?

Where is it?

On the beach.

Near Chetukwadi.

Chetukwadi...

Yeah, okay, I'll let him know.

Chetukwadi...

Balu, he went to Chetukwadi.

We need to bring him back immediately.

Come on, Mom, do you even realize

what you're saying?

Who will go to Chetukwadi at this hour?

- But...

- Listen...

Wait.

Tell Papya to bring my scooter back first

and I'll give him a kilo of poppadums

for free, okay?

Wait here, we'll be right back.

'Brother, where are we headed?'

'Chetukwadi.'

'Chetukwadi?'

'I'm scared of that place.'

'Don't be scared.

You have me by your side.'

'Let's go.'

Gita... you old hag.

Where is Bittu?

Bittu.

So his name is Bittu, huh?!

Bittu...

I've been stuck here for so long.

Finally, my descendant is here.

Finally, I'll be free from this place!

Brother, let him go, or else...

NOOO!!!

I am a Brahmarakshasa!

Not a Brahmarakshasa!

You're just a silly kid.

Bittu.

Let's go, Bittu.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, let's go. Be quick.

Come on.

Grandma... what was that?

A ghost?

Munjya.

I have nightmares of him.

Your father used to

have the same nightmares too.

Dad?

Once upon a time,

he was my brother.

What do you mean?

I never told you anything

all these years.

What would I have told you, huh?

That I let your father go there?

It was my fault.

But don't worry, Bittu,

He cannot come here.

He's bonded to that tree.

His ashes are buried there.

Bittu, as long as I am alive...

I'll make sure no harm comes to you.

Grandma...

Thanks, Grandma.

I'm going to reprimand your uncle

with this very stick now.

Bittu?

Bittu...?

Grandma...

Grandma!!!

Grandma!

Bittu, are you okay?

Grandma?

Grandma...? Grandma...?

Grandma...

Grandma is no more.

The police are saying

that she slipped on the stones,

whereas Bittu is claiming

that Munjya k*lled her.

Munjya?

No, Munjya didn't k*ll my mother. He did.

If he hadn't left,

she wouldn't have gone after him

and this whole thing

wouldn't have happened.

We even had to postpone

Rukku's engagement ceremony because of this.

My brother's wife and son are nothing

but a curse in my life.

First, they snatched my brother,

and now my mother is gone too.

If we stay here any longer,

I swear I'll roast that wretched

Corn Head in the funeral pyre.

We're leaving.

Let's go. Right now.

Bittu!

- Creep! Pervert!

- What's wrong?

What's going on here?

Why are you hitting him?

- What's wrong?

- He deserves to be thrashed! He pinched me.

- What?

- I didn't pinch you. What's going on?

- Don't lie! I'll

- Hey, hey, hey calm down!

- Where did he pinch you, huh?

- Right here. He pinched me right here.

No, I... I didn't do whatever

you are accusing me of.

- Don't you dare lie!

- Okay, chill! Stop! Stop!

Bittu, just go and sit at the back.

- But Mom, I didn't do anything, I promise.

- Bittu, just go to the back seat now.

Go on.

Let's see who pinches you now.

Such a pervert!

Bittu pinched her!

Pinched her! Bittu pinched her!

Pinched her!

I Pinched her!

Only you can see me.

Now you are my tree.

Freedom... from Chetukwadi!

Munni... Find her!

Find her! Find her!

Marry Munni! Munjya marry Munni!

Marry Munni! Munjya marry Munni!

Marry Munni! Munjya marry Munni!

Marry Munni! Munjya marry Munni!

Marry Munni! Munjya marry Munni!

Marry Munni! Munjya marry Munni!

Marry Munni! Munjya marry Munni!

Grandma had saved one for you.

Have it.

Bittu...

Want to marry!

MUNNI! Find her!

FIND HER!

Who is this Munni?

Why should I look for her?

You k*lled Grandma.

Why should I look for your Munni?

Bittu! Find her! Munni! Find her!

Munni! Find her! NOW!!!

Find her!

Find her!

Bittu?

"Want to marry... Want to marry..."

"Want to marry Munni!"

"Want to marry... Want to marry..."

"Want to marry Munni!"

"Want to marry... Want to marry..."

"Want to marry Munni!"

- This is black, make it white!

- NO!!

Where's my baby?

Have you see my baby?

- Bittu...

- Don't stop looking! Or else...

"Want to marry Munni!"

"Want to marry..."

"Want to marry..."

"Want to marry..."

What?

Come on, say something already!

Listen, I'm also hurting

from Grandma's death,

but I never expected you

to start doing all this.

What do you mean by "all this"?

All this!

Well, what exactly is all this?

You've started smoking weed!

Come on, you son-of-a-g*n...

I'm not hooked on to drugs!

Pammi Aunty said that

Grandma's death has really affected you.

You're out all night,

and as soon as you get home the next day,

you pass out in bed.

Just by looking at your eyes,

anyone would think you're on drugs.

But I'm not doing drugs, I promise.

Then what's going on with you?

Would you believe me if I told you?

Are you crazy, Bittu?

This Manju-Vanju doesn't exist.

Munjya.

Yeah, whatever, Munjya.

If you believe in aliens,

why can't you believe in demons?

Come on, bro, there's scientific

evidence for aliens.

There must be some scientific

explanation for this too.

I don't buy it.

Fine, then.

What are you doing?

I'll be damned.

What the hell is that?

Munjya did it.

Are you out of your mind, bro?

It's just a nasty skin infection.

Put some dusting powder on it

and it will go away.

Hold on.

Bittu,

you didn't drug my noodles too, right?

No, I didn't.

He appears after sunset

and disappears before sunrise.

You can't see him, only I can.

But if you listen closely,

maybe you can hear him too.

He'll come. Shh.

He'll come.

Hey, Lizard-Faced!

What does he want?

He wants to get married...

to some girl named Munni.

Okay. More details?

What the hell do you mean by details?

What happened?!

I don't know. He just left.

In Hollywood,

they know how

to communicate with such demons.

Oh, dear Majhnu!

Munjya.

Oops, sorry, Munjya, Munjya.

Oh, dear Munjya!

Myself, Diljit Singh Dhillon,

AKA Spielberg Singh,

want to have a very

friendly chat with you.

So, in the name of Jesus Christ,

Waheguru,

- And Ganpati Bapa...

- Morya! (Glory to Lord Ganesha)

Morya! (Glory to thee)

Please, tell us...

What you want?

Huh?

I think Mr. Munjya doesn't know English.

He probably didn't go to school,

poor chap.

No problem,

I'll try to communicate in Hindi.

- ABCD-JK-YZ!

- Munjya! Munjya!

I go English School!

Okay, okay!

I'm so sorry, Mr. Munjya, sorry!

Honest mistake happened.

Now please tell me, what do you want.

Munni! Marry Munni! Munni!

Who exactly is this Munni he wants

to marry?

- I have no idea who she is!

- Munni!

FIND HER!

I'm very sorry! It is not our fault.

Don't hurt us.

- Run! Run! Run!

- FIND HER!

Mr. Munjya, will this Munni do?

NO!

Only Munni Kanitkar!

Or else...

But bro, we have

to figure something out quickly.

Otherwise, your mom will send me

to rehab along with you.

No, we have a clue.

So Munjya knows Munni

from his childhood, right?

Right.

That means Munni is from my village.

So, we should head back there.

Maybe we can get more information

about Munni there.

Perfect.

Let's go then.

I'll also get to meet Rukku.

Thanks to Munjya,

her engagement got canceled too.

That means...

Let's call her and find out.

Actually, let's do a video call instead.

Okay, let's do it. Ready.

Hmm, ready.

Wait!

Ready.

- Hey, Rukku.

- Bittu!

- You started doing drugs or what?

- Huh?

Pammi Aunty told my mom on WhatsApp.

You can't believe everything you read

on WhatsApp, Rukku.

Anyway, forget about that.

I need your help.

- Hmm?

- When Grandma was in the village,

did she know anyone named

Munni Kanitkar?

I don't know any Munni.

But I've heard of the Kanitkar...

There was a Kanitkar Residence next

to our house.

Rukku, can you go there and find out

if there's a Munni in their family?

That family left the village

a long time ago.

Jaggu Uncle's family

bought their house.

Where did they go?

Rukku, please find out about it.

Please, find out, yeah?

Wait a minute,

why do you want to know

about Munni, huh?

I have my reasons.

I'll tell you later.

I'll explain everything later.

Please do something, Rukku.

Please, find out.

We have some

of Grandma's childhood photos.

There are some pictures

of the Kanitkar Residence too.

Maybe we'll find Munni

in one of those photos.

I'll send them to you on WhatsApp.

Send them!

Rukku!

And listen--

Bye.

Come on, bro,

you didn't even introduce me.

What's the big deal?

Use less talc next time.

How does that relate

to our introduction, huh?

Bro, it's getting dark

and we still haven't gotten any photos.

- Did you get them?

- Yeah, yeah, I got them!

- Munni!

- Hey...!

Where is he?

He's not here.

Let me see.

That's our Akka.

What?

Bela and Akka look the same.

Bela's grandma, Akka!

Ashwini Nadkarni.

So that means she was a Kanitkar

before getting married.

That's perfect!

She lives here, in Pune.

Go!

Now! Now! Now!

- Hurry up, let's get out of here!

- I'm coming!

"Your deep black mesmerizing eyes,"

"Your rosy cheeks,"

"Your sharp eyes,"

"Your doe-like gait,"

"From the time I saw you, my love,"

"I am going crazy."

"Your deep black mesmerizing eyes,"

"Your rosy cheeks,"

"Your sharp eyes,"

"Your doe-like gait,"

Let's go.

Huh?

Let's go. He's upset.

Bittu...

Bittu, I'm so sorry.

I heard about Grandma.

Bittu, I wish I'd been there for you.

Bela, I'm in a bit of a hurry.

- Let's meet later, okay?

- Yeah, let's go.

You're always rushing.

No, it's not like that.

Come in, come in with me.

- No, actually, I... I need to go.

- Come on, Bittu.

I need to talk to you.

- What's wrong?

- Listen,

I hope you haven't told Akka about it.

I haven't told her.

Your grandma was her childhood friend.

Bittu...

What?

No.

Okay. Thank God.

- Bitts...

- Yeah?

- You okay?

- Yeah.

Listen, I can understand

what you must be going through,

but it's also important

to take care of your health.

I mean...

You know what, how about

I make some healthy juice for you?

Okay?

Remember the juice we used to have

at the park during summer vacations?

Our favorite! It won't take long,

I promise.

Okay.

Bela, where's your ring?

Um, I gave it back.

You gave it back?

What do you mean?

I'm not ready for such

a big commitment.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

We didn't break up.

Kuba and I are still together

but on a break.

No! Bela!

Thank you.

Okay, you're welcome.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Bittu, are you sure

you're not on drugs?

Yeah.

Okay, it's ready then--

Marry Munni! Munni marry!

Munjya marry Munni!

Marry Munni! Munni marry!

Munjya marry Munni!

Marry Munni!

Marry Munni!

Marry Munni! Munni marry!

Munjya marry Munni!

Love really can make one blind, huh bro?

Despite Akka's condition,

this little guy is quite enthusiastic...

Mr. Munjya...

Mr. Munjya, you're awesome!

We'll get you married,

and I'll even do your pre-wedding

sh**t for free!

Just tell us how

we should proceed with this wedding.

Chetukwadi!

Chetkoba!

Chants! Mantras!

Then sacrifice!

Sacrifice the bride!

Free her soul!

Wedding!

m*rder!

No way!

I cannot k*ll anyone.

You can k*ll me if you want.

Not you!

First Pammi!

I will k*ll Pammi first!

Then this Lizard-Faced!

Hold on, Mr. Munjya,

what on earth are you saying?

Violence and bloodshed

never solved anything.

He's not there.

Well, where is he then?

Sacrifice the bride.

No worries, Mr. Munjya.

We'll handle it.

Isn't that right, Bittu?

Just let us know

when you want it done.

We'll bring Munni.

Nooo!

Not Munni...

BELA!

Bela marry! Marry Bela!

Munjya marry Bela!

Bela marry! Marry Bela!

Munjya marry Bela!

Bela marry! Marry Bela!

Munjya marry Bela!

Marry Bela! Munjya marry Bela!

Now Bela Marry.

Here.

Hold each other's hand

if you feel scared, okay?

Shut up!

'Escape through the backdoor.'

Bittu!

Bela! Sacrifice!

Bela! Sacrifice! k*ll her!

Sorry, Bela.

Hey!

Relax, Bittu.

No need to be scared.

We'll definitely figure out

a solution here.

- Hallelujah!

- Hallelujah!

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Are you ready?

Everybody say with me -

Hallelujah!

- Hallelujah!

- Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Everybody say with me -

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Come here, my child.

Tell me.

She went to the river to go pee,

and when she came back,

she was like this.

Please, you've got to help my wife.

Don't worry, son.

The hand of God is with you.

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

This is complete nonsense.

Hey...

What is your name?

My name is... Sunny Leone!

LYING RASCAL!

I SAY WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

I... I am a ghost.

I won't spare him!

Shut up, Demon!

Hallelujah!

No, no, no.

Hand of God!

Hand of God!

- Hallelujah!

- Hallelujah!

You saved me.

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

So, who's Chittu and

who's Spielberg?

No...

This Bittu, cousin brother. I Spielberg.

Nice. Nice.

Steven is my old friend.

No way, Steven Spielberg?!

During those days,

I used to do a lot of acting.

Therefore, he actually wrote

a film specifically for me.

India Jones.

But an American ended up hijacking

my role.

See...

I'm a very busy man.

So private meeting, extra charge.

Of course, I understand.

We actually made the payment outside

to the lady with the handkerchief.

You see, the problem we're facing

is more on the private side.

I have a solution

for all kinds of private problems.

- Piles, infertility, STD...?

- NO!

No, not that kind of a private matter!

We're talking about the spooky, ghostly,

and spiritual kind of private matters.

Oh, supernatural!

Then you've come to the right place.

Sir...

I don't want to be r*cist, but...

The thing is my problem is kind of specific

to the Maharashtrian culture,

and you're...

Evil has no religion, son.

Evil only evil.

And anyway...

I am Elvis Karim Prabhakar.

Okay, fine.

But we are running late, sir.

- Plus, you know...

- Let's go, Spielberg.

Sir, there's this demon

who's causing absolute havoc in his life.

Let's go, Spielberg.

Look at what he's done to him!

Well, I'll be damned! MUNJYA!

Now what I say in this room,

stay in this room... okay?

Your problem is genuine.

That's why full disclosure.

What you saw outside was just an act.

You are a fraud?

What fraud, huh?

People want to believe,

I give them what they want.

I don't try to convert

or force anyone into anything.

I am just an artist

and this is my show.

Then how did you come

to know about Munjya?

This is a full-length encyclopedia

on Munjya.

It has helped me get rid of four

Munjyas already.

Wow, four Munjyas?

'There's this belief

that if a boy'

'dies within 10 days

after his head-shaving ceremony,'

'he transforms into

a Brahmarakshas aka Munjya.'

'Munjya can only be seen

by his blood relatives.'

'His main goal is

to fulfill his unfulfilled desire,'

'which is mostly marriage,'

'which is why they are seen

as somewhat promiscuous.'

'But let's be real,

which respectable girl would even'

'consider getting involved

with such a creepy creature?'

'Hence,

his ashes are buried under a tree,'

'and he's bonded to that tree.'

'However, this pervert

sometimes manages'

'to take a blood relative hostage'

'and messes up their life

by incessantly saying "Marriage! Marriage!"

That's exactly what happened to him.

Padre, can you please tell us

how to get rid of him?

Why settle for just getting rid of him?

Let's put an end to that scoundrel.

But how?

According to the scriptural norms,

to get married,

he needs to take on

a physical form first.

That's why he has to possess

a goat's body.

Look at this.

This symbol is of great importance.

Use Munjya's family member's blood

and make this symbol on the goat's head.

Then he will possess that goat's body.

After he possess the goat's body

he gets married to the girl.

And then the girl is offered

as a sacrifice!

So that both that girl

and Munjya turn into ghosts,

and keep wandering, happily ever after.

What that scoundrel

would never tell you is that

if you eliminate

that goat possessed by Munjya

before the wedding,

Munjya will be gone forever, finished.

Oh.

But to do that, we'll have

to pretend to get him married.

That too under Munjya's original tree.

So we just need to organize

a fake wedding.

Seriously? And what do we say

to Bela, huh?

"Come on, Bela, we have

to get you hitched to a goat?"

Point.

I'll help you,

but I am the hand of God,

not a criminal.

How to get the girl

there is your problem.

Bittu, say something already.

- Well...

- What?

Look, Bela, here's the thing.

I need to sh**t an ad for my portfolio.

So Bittu suggested, why don't we make

an ad for your Zumba Studio?

But right now?

I mean, we'll need money

to sh**t this ad...

Why are you worrying about money

when we're here?

No, I mean, we don't have

the money either.

But we'll sh**t it in his village.

It's such a scenic place!

And the beach there is just like

the beaches in Hawaii!

We don't have to worry

about accommodation either.

He has a huge house there.

- What?

- Yes.

- A house...

- What a house it is!

Also, with such beautiful students,

we don't need professional models!

- Really?

- Just look at them over there!

I must say,

each of them looks like an angel.

Isn't that right?

Bittu will take care of hair

and makeup.

Right, Bittu?

- Yeah.

- Yeah!

Bitts. Bitts.

Thank you.

Let's do it.

"I fell for you, it's not my fault,"

"But you don't know, that's my own fault."

"I fell for you, it's not my fault,"

"But you don't know, that's my own fault."

Take good care of it.

I'll be in touch with you.

Because if I stay very close to you...

Munjya will start to suspect something.

Worry not. God is with us.

But do you even believe in God?

I think God believes in me.

And believes in you too!

Yeah?

Hallelujah!

Hey, look, the tourists have arrived!

Welcome! Welcome!

Welcome to Balu's home-cooked food.

Please follow me this way.

Here, try some samples.

Haven't I seen you before?

Yes, I'm Spielberg, Bittu's cousin.

I seek your blessings, Uncle.

You are so sweet!

Get out of here!

Watch it!

What did you just say, huh?

According to your mother's will,

Pune's house belongs to Bittu

and this house belongs to Rukku.

Rukku?

Do you have a problem

with us staying here?

No.

Well then, we'll be staying here.

Side.

"I fell for you, it's not my fault,"

"But you don't know,

that's my own fault."

"I fell for you, it's not my fault,"

"But you don't know,

that's my own fault."

"I love you, that's just the truth,"

"I love you, that's just the truth,"

"But my love, you've no clue,"

"I love you, that's just the truth,"

"But my love, you've no clue,"

"I spent so many years waiting for you,"

"I spent so many years waiting for you,"

"But my love, you've no clue,"

"But my love, you've no clue,"

"I love you, that's just the truth,"

"But my love, you've no clue,"

"I fell for you, it's not my fault,"

"But you don't know,

that's my own fault."

"I fell for you, it's not my fault,"

"But you don't know,

that's my own fault."

"But you don't know,

that's my own fault."

Hey, Bela...

Thank you.

Bittu, why have you been

avoiding me lately, huh?

Do you think I'm some kind

of witch or something?

- No!

- Then sit down.

You know you've been

my best buddy since forever, right?

You know,

when I came back from the US,

everything had changed over the years,

except one thing.

Our friendship.

You should talk to him.

No, I'm not in the mood.

Go ahead and talk to him.

I said I'm not in the mood.

Where are you going?

Everyone thinks Kuba

and I are this "ideal" couple.

He wants me to quit my classes

and move to London with him.

I mean, what about what I want, right?

I don't know.

Sometimes, I feel like he's not

the right guy for me.

Then I start worrying

that if I lose him,

I'll never find anyone

as good as him again.

I don't know.

What would you do

if you were in my shoes?

I don't know.

But Grandma used to say that

being brave doesn't mean

that the fear doesn't exist.

It's about how we move

forward despite--

You know what?

What?

You said it, Bitts.

To hell with my fear!

I'm going to break up with him...

this time for good.

- WHAT!

- Yeah.

Thank you, Bittu.

Welcome.

Here?

It's ringing.

Bela, my love!

"You're in my heartbeat."

"You're always there."

Please forgive me.

I'm the one to blame.

Hold this.

Hold it.

I won't hold you back from living

your life on your terms anymore.

You can do Zumba,

you can stay in Pune.

Actually, I'll even stay here with you,

as your humble servant.

Will you accept me? Please?

- Aww!

- Don't cry, you silly girl.

Today is a very joyful day for us.

Go.

Pass out these chocolates

and make everyone's day sweeter.

This beach's beautiful, Bela.

Kuba, I can't believe

you came all the way here.

Of course, darling.

- But let me tell you something.

- What?

I told you before, no?

Say it.

Kuba!

Who is this, girlfriend stealer, huh?

It's been so long!

You don't even let me touch you.

I know, babe, but not here.

We're in a village.

Who's gonna see us, huh?

There's not even a dog around here.

I know, but...

KUBA!

DOGGG!!!

- Bela!

- Kuba!

Come on, hurry up!

Yes.

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Bela... dead.

Nurse! Get the operation

theatre ready, quickly.

And get the big needle and thread.

Doctor, how is he doing?

I heard stories of wild dogs

attacking humans in the winter,

but this is the first time

I've seen such an attack.

But he'll recover from it, right?

Yeah, we'll do the stitches, but...

I mean, the...

His...

What?

His...

- What?

- Those...

- Gulab Jamuns?

- Yes! Yes!

The wild dogs ate both

his Gulab Jamuns.

What!!!

His...

Hey...

I'm sorry for your loss.

- Hurry up.

- Come on, let's go.

Don't you dare! I'm dead!

No!

- No, no, no.

- Help!

Why is she crying?

I...

No!!

Bela!

Bela!

Bela marry! Marry Bela! Munjya marry Bela!

Now! Now! Now! Bela marry!

Now! Marry Bela! Now!

Munjya marry Bela!

- NOW!!!!

- Sir! Sir! Sir!

Patience bears sweet fruits.

I'm sure your Gulab Jamuns

will be sweet and delicious too.

Should I gorge on them?

Bittu, what happened to that American guy?

Shh. Keep it down. Keep it down.

She can see me.

She's my sister, my cousin, Rukku.

RUKKU... nice hair.

Tomorrow the sacrifice.

And then the wedding!

Or else, Rukku will go bald!

Hey!

Bela marry! Marry Bela! Munjya marry Bela!

- He wants to get married?

- Bela marry!

- To Bela.

- Marry Bela!

- What?

- Shush.

Marry Bela!

- We don't have much time, my friends.

- Munjya marry Bela!

And we also need to gather

all the things we need for the wedding.

Bela marry! Marry Bela! Munjya marry Bela!

- Rukku...

- Yeah?

Where can I get some strong palm wine?

"Don't doubt yourself

and waste time in fear,"

"Or you may lose the one you hold dear."

"Someone else might

take your chance away,"

"And the candle's flame

may never see the day."

"Listen up one and all,

Fall in love, give it your all."

"Get married,

don't let this opportunity go."

"Oh Jamalo! Oh Jamalo!"

"Listen up one and all,

Fall in love, give it your all."

"Get married,

don't let this opportunity go."

"Oh Jamalo! Oh Jamalo!"

It tastes a bit weird.

Well, it's locally sourced.

It's special.

- Really?

- Hmm.

"Why doesn't she meet me all alone?"

"Why does she always

get her brother along?"

"Do you plan to harm her,

or make her a meal to savor, bro?"

"I know you are no stalker or a psycho."

"You might pay a price

for being kind and just."

"What if she chooses another,

leaving you in the dust?"

"What if dreams turn icy

and shattering your delight?"

"What if your hard work ends

in failure without taking flight?"

"Listen up one and all,

Fall in love, give it your all."

"Get married,

don't let this opportunity go."

"Oh Jamalo! Oh Jamalo!"

"Oh Jamalo! Oh Jamalo!"

Come here.

I want you to meet a friend of mine.

He's really cool. Come with me.

Come on, let's go, let's go.

- Hello?

- Hello, Padre?

Everything is ready.

You should hurry up and come, please.

I can't come.

I'm doing a grand ritual for your success.

You just follow

the instructions very carefully.

Follow Munjya's plan.

Take Bela and the goat

to Chetukwadi for the wedding.

Do you remember the symbol

to transfer Munjya's soul?

Draw a Z and then the line zik-zik-zik.

He will ask you to make this symbol

on the goat using Bittu's blood.

Rukku. Create a symbol

on the goat's forehead using Bittu's blood.

Hurry! Hurry!

You have to make this symbol. Hurry!

As soon as that sign is made,

Munjya will possess the goat's body.

As soon he possesses the goat's body...

k*ll the goat.

Then Munjya's plan will fail,

and his game will be over.

What are you doing?

I'm filming the wedding, obviously!

Oh, a wedding!

Whose wedding is it?

I really want to dance at the wedding.

Absolutely! Let's get you all prepared.

Come with me.

We'll need to get you ready for the dance.

- Come on, let's go.

- But be careful,

if, by mistake, this symbol

is made on anyone else,

then your game will be over.

All the best.

I hope this plan works.

Mr. Munjya, the bride is ready.

Who? Me?

Where's my groom?

- Right here!

- Your groom?

Your groom is over there.

Oh, so cute!

My Kubbu!

Sweetie, look at my Kubbu!

Bittu! Chant this mantra!

Salutations to the Lord of Demons.

I surrender to the great and glorious Lord Chektobaay.

Oh Dark Lord,

please accept my sacrificial offering.

Say it!

Salutations to the Lord of Demons.

I surrender to the great and glorious Lord Chektobaay.

Oh Dark Lord,

please accept my sacrificial offering.

Is it dead?

I became a widow even

before the wedding could happen.

Oh, Rukku...

Hello?

Rukku...

Quick! Sacrifice Bela!

Quick, grab Padre's scroll!

I have it, Bittu.

Who is Padre? Who is this scoundrel?

- Read it! Read it quickly!

- Okay, okay, okay.

[Chants]

You cheater! You liar!

You deceived me!

[Chants]

- Done.

- Ready, guys? Done!

Look, I've done the same makeup

as the groom.

Hey!

Get away from my groom.

Sorry.

Oh, my God!

He and I are now matching!

Say cheese!

Huh?

Bela?

Bela?

You okay?

Are you okay?

You whelp! You switched them!

Run! Run! Run!

Hey, what did you make her drink?

Bela is mine!

Bittu is toast!

NOOO!!!

By you switched them he means...

She is now Munjya,

and that goat is Bela?

Bela.

Bela.

Come on, let's go,

let's get out of here, Bela.

Huh, who is calling me at this hour?

What? How is that even possible?

Did you make the same symbol

on the girl's forehead as well?

What should we do now?

I'm on my way.

Do you have the goat with you?

Yes, yes, yes, we have the goat.

Great, whatever happens,

don't lose the goat.

Otherwise,

your Bela will be gone forever.

Don't worry, Bela. Whatever happens,

I promise I won't let anything harm you.

Hey, stop right there!

That's my goat!

I've been searching

for it for so long!

- Give it back to him.

- Give me my goat back.

- Uncle, it's not your goat.

- Shut up.

You all are nothing

but a bunch of criminals.

No, no, no.

- Let's go, Jaggu.

- Hold it for me.

Dad, please, give it back.

I'm begging you. Please.

- Shut up, you traitor!

- No, no, no, don't do this.

- Dad, please.

- Get out of my way!

Uncle, please don't do this.

Uncle, please listen...

Mom!

What's wrong?

Dad just took our goat.

A goat?

Yeah, we found it on the road

and Uncle snatched it from us.

He even hit Bittu

and called him names.

- What?!

- And then he had the audacity to say,

"Go tell your Pammi Aunty,"

"that I dare her to try

and get the goat back!"

That son-of-a-mother!

I'm going to teach him

a lesson right now.

Pammi, please. Pammi, please don't...

Move out of my way, Savitri.

Stop, stop. What are you doing, Pammi?

Open!

Run, Rukku! Run!

Run.

Bittu!

Bittu!

Open the door.

- Bittu!

- What on earth is wrong with Bela?

That's not Bela... that's Munjya.

Munjya?

It's all my fault, Mom.

If I hadn't gone to Chetukwadi,

then Munjya wouldn't have come after me,

Grandma wouldn't have died,

and Bela wouldn't have turned

into a goat.

What?

Munjya k*lled Grandma.

And now he's after my life.

He wants to k*ll Bela

and marry her, Mom.

It's all my fault.

I'm such a loser.

Are you crazy?

Just because I yell at you doesn't

mean you're a loser.

I yell at everyone.

Yes, you are a bit weird.

But no matter what, you're my child.

I never listened to my mother either,

so why would you?

Now stop crying or I'll smack you!

Okay!

MOM!!!

Gotcha!

Let's go, Bittu!

Let's go!

Bittu is toast.

Hand of God!

Hallelujah!

Hey, silly!

If you cross that circle,

you'll turn to ashes.

This salt is no ordinary salt.

It has mystical iodine in it.

As long as he's inside this circle,

he can't do anything.

Now, we'll switch back their souls.

Yeah.

Go get the goat.

- Hey, Jaggu!

- Yeah?

You should've been a girl!

You can cook really well, for sure!

You son-of-a-mother!

Where is his goat?

Here it is.

Bela!

- I'll be right back.

- NO WAY!

I've been holding it

in for like four hours now.

Come on, please.

Pretty please!

Pretty please! Pretty please!

Don't worry. I'll be right back.

Please hurry. I'm scared.

I'm scared too!

I didn't eat it. I'm fasting today.

Balu devoured the whole goat.

Oh no!

You ate the whole goat?

Yeah, I did.

Why do you even care, huh?

Game over.

Bela.

Bela.

- Bela.

- I'll be damned!

Bela?

Bela?

Spielberg!

Rukku...

Help me, Rukku...

Help me.

Rukku...

- Rukku... help me.

- Bela.

Rukku, save me from this demon.

Rukku, save me from this demon.

Bela, are you okay?

Hand of God!

You ruined my wedding!

Bittu, we can save Bela.

If he had the whole goat,

then Bela's soul is still inside him.

What? Soul?

Keep Munjya occupied.

I'll draw the symbol on this nitwit.

- Grab him.

- Hey, hey, hey!

- Catch!

- Come on, you!

I'll teach you a lesson.

He is from Munjya's bloodline.

We need to draw the symbol

on him with his blood.

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

You bloody...

Bittu!

I surrender to the great

and glorious Lord Chektobaay.

Hey!!!

Look, I found Bela, Bittu!

She was here. Look, Bela is...

Bela.

Oh, the goat with Bela's soul.

Same symbol on all three of them.

I guess I slaughtered

the other one instead.

Bela!

Bela!

Bittu...

Bittu...

It's okay. Everything is going to be okay.

I am here with you.

Everything is going to be okay.

Okay.

"MUNJYA!"

"MUNJYA!"

Hi.

"MUNJYA!"

You...

Mom!

"MUNJYA!"

NO! NO! NO!

- Bittu...

- Bela, run!

- Run!

- Hand of God!

Bittu, you know

what gives demons their power?

It's our fear, my son.

But if we can eliminate that fear,

then there will be no strength

and no demon to hold us back.

Today, it's up to you

to rescue the girl you love.

You've been living like

a breeze all this while,

just flowing through life.

But now, it's time

to unleash the storm within you.

Salutations to the Lord of Demons.

I surrender to the great and glorious Lord Chektobaay.

Oh Dark Lord,

please accept my sacrificial offering.

Salutations to the Lord of Demons.

I surrender to the great and glorious Lord Chektobaay.

Oh Dark Lord,

please accept my sacrificial offering.

Salutations to the Lord of Demons.

I surrender to the great and glorious Lord Chektobaay.

Oh Dark Lord,

please accept my sacrificial offering.

Let her go.

Let go of her!

Let her go.

I already did.

Let her go!

Bittu!

NO!!!

LET GO OF BELA!

Let Bela go!

Let her go!

Who do you think you are, huh?

You've made everyone's life

a living hell!

All you ever cared about was marriage,

marriage, marriage!

Did you ever bother to ask Munni

what she actually wanted?

This is what you call true love, huh?

You k*lled my beloved Grandma!

You shouldn't have k*lled her!

You can do me no harm!

I am THE Brahmarakshasa!

Not a Brahmarakshasa!

You're nothing more

than a silly little... child.

Let her go!

"MUNJYA!"

I will k*ll everyone!

BITTU!!!

Also take the ones kept inside.

Bittu?

Hey, I heard you are leaving?

Yeah, I'm going to Brazil

to learn advanced Zumba.

And Akka will be staying with

my parents in the US.

But hey, we're still keeping

the house, so...

obviously, we'll be in touch.

Bela, I...

There's something

I've been wanting to tell you...

For the longest time.

It's just that I never had

the courage to do so.

Um,

I love you.

Bittu...

I mean, I "love you" love you.

Oh, Bittu...

I really like you too.

I don't even know if I deserve you.

But Bitts,

what I do know for sure is that...

I don't want to lose you, ever.

I totally get that.

Bela, I don't want to be a burden on

your shoulders, like a Munjya.

You should go, live your life,

and be happy.

I'll be fine.

Okay then, Bela...

And yes, everything might change

when you come back,

except one thing...

Our friendship.

"Even if you're not here,"

"your memories still linger with me,"

"If I'm not there,

my life is still with you, you see,"

"My love for you,"

"My love for you,"

"It will never cease,

what I feel for you,"

"But my love, you've no clue,"

"I love you, that's just the truth,"

"But my love, you've no clue,"

"I fell for you, it's not my fault,"

- "But you don't know, that's my own fault."

- Are you ready? Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hand of God!

I'm a tree... a big tree.

Water me!

Water me!

- Water me now!

- Yes, yes. Brother, water...

"Oh, my beloved,"

"I fell for you, it's not my fault,"

"But you don't know, that's my own fault."

"But you don't know, that's my own fault."

"Oh, my beloved,"

Bittu!

"MUNJYA!"

"MUNJYA!"

"I'll give you all,

no part I'll hide,"

"I'll give you all,

for without you I won't survive,"

"Love's my first breath, my friend,"

"And love's my last breath until the end."

"I'll give you all,

no part I'll hide,"

"I'll give you all,

for without you I won't survive,"

"Love's my first breath, my friend,"

"And love's my last breath until the end."

"The place where

I first gave my heart to you,"

"The place where

I first gave my heart to you,"

"The place where

I first gave my heart to you,"

"You called me back there

to break it anew."

"You have no pity, I know,"

"No mercy you show,"

"I don't understand

your love's selfish flow,"

"You have no pity, I know,"

"No mercy you show,"

"I don't understand

your love's selfish flow,"

"I'll give you all,

no part I'll hide,"

"I'll give you all,

for without you I won't survive,"

"Love's my first breath, my friend,"

"And love's my last breath until the end."

"I followed you everywhere indeed,"

"With my heart on my sleeve."

"I'm sure you must have felt pleased,"

"But using every part of me."

"Like writing on paper then erasing it

and leave,"

"Like writing on paper then erasing it

and leave,"

"You erased me,

without a second to grieve."

"You have no pity, I know,"

"No mercy you show,"

"I don't understand

your love's selfish flow,"

"You have no pity, I know,"

"No mercy you show,"

"I don't understand

your love's selfish flow,"

"I'll give you all,

no part I'll hide,"

"I'll give you all,

for without you I won't survive,"

"Love's my first breath, my friend,

And love's my last breath until the end."

"I'll give you all,

no part I'll hide,"

"I'll give you all,

for without you I won't survive,"

"Love's my first breath, my friend,

And love's my last breath until the end."

Bhasky!

Bhasky!

Bhasky!

Bhasky!

Bhasky!!!!

I have other things to do, you know!

I can't do this all day!

Bhasky!!

Bhasky!!

JD!

JD!

Where have you been?

Where have you been?

Here, wear these clothes.

- Yeah.

- Ugh!

Which pauper do they belong to?

They belong to me.

You'll look good in them.

You prefer wearing Munni's underwear, huh?

You pervert!

Munni!