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01x34 - Candid Camera m*rder Incident

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Spider-Man". Aired: May 17, 1978.*
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Motorcross racer Takuya Yamashiro battles the evil forces of Professor Monster and his Iron Cross Army as the superhero Spider-Man, aided by the transforming mecha Leopardon.

01x34 - Candid Camera m*rder Incident

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Yeah yeah yeah! Wow! Yeah yeah yeah! Wow!

Yeah yeah yeah! Wow! Yeah yeah yeah! Wow!

Within the dark alleys of the metropolis

Biru no tanima no kurayami ni

Spiderman!

Spiderman!

His eyes gleam with a brilliant anger

Kirari to hikaru ikari no me

Spiderman!

Spiderman!

Leaving his tranquil life behind,

Yasuragi sutete

Leaving everything he knows behind,

Subete wo sutete

He'll fly through the skies, chasing after evil

Aku wo otte, sora kakeru

Change Leopardon!

Change Leopardon!

Why do you, oh, why do you...

Kimi wa naze, Kimi wa naze

Why do you risk your life continuing to fight?

Tatakai tsuzukeru no ka, inochi wo kakete

He's devoted himself, he'll stand firm

Hitosuji ni hitosuji ni

He is the invincible man, Spiderman!

Muteki no otoko, Spiderman

Spiderman!

Spiderman!

Wowzers!

Is it real?

-Lemme see it! -I wanna see!

It's gotta be fake.

Totally.

I bet this pic was faked!

Ya can't fool us!

But I did take it!

This beat-up, old camera couldn't take pic like this.

-That's right! -That's right!

Besides, there's no way UFOs even exist! It's all a hoax!

Got any proof it's a hoax?

If you have any proof I'd love to see it!

Ah! It's Hitomi!

Oh! Why don't we ask her?

But I heard her photography skills are third-rate...

Worth a shot. Ms. Hitomi!

Look at this.

Wow.

Woah, that's a UFO.

I was thinking it had to be fake, but...

I think you're right... You can tell it's a composite.

You can?

Look closely. This UFO is really just a plate.

Wait!

-Stop! -Get back here!

-Trying to get a fake photo past us... -This is what you get!

-Get him! -Stupid!

-Liar! Stupid liar! -You idiot! Loser!

Stop! Don't beat him up!

Gimme!

You ain't fooling us again!

Ha!

Let's get out of here! Woo! Yay!

How horrible...

The Candid Camera m*rder Incident

Nobuo?

Mind if we come in?

Wow! You have your own dark room!

It looks hand-built too!

Did you make it, Nobuo?

That's amazing.

You really like photography, huh, Nobuo?

Nobuo...

Why would an avid photographer fake the photographs they take?

A true lover of photography wouldn't do that.

It's an heirloom from my father, but everyone calls it old and beat-up.

It really pisses me off...

I wanted to show them that even that camera can take amazing photos.

That's right.

But Nobuo...

A camera's job isn't to capture amazing photos.

It's to capture the truth.

A camera lens is no different from a person's eye.

Here, I'll lend you this.

What!?

Don't worry about it. Your eyes are still so clear.

As long as they don't cloud up, I know you'll do a fine job capturing reality.

Really!?

Yep!

Thank you! Thank you so much, Master Hitomi!

Master!?

Please take me as your apprentice!

My apprentice!?

That's amazing, Nobuo.

You're her first apprentice. Good luck out there!

Yes, sir!

Alright, I'm headed out!

Tomita General Manufacturing Company

The marks of modern civilization. Heh, I sound like a dweeb.

He was snooping around here earlier. I suspect he was a foreign spy.

How unfortunate to have this knocking at our door.

Do you think he found out about the factory?

Let's see here...

Doesn't seem like he found anything.

Good, I'm glad.

Anyone suspicious should be erased without a second thought.

Something's happened! Something's happened! A man was just shot!

It's bad! He was m*rder*d!

It's really bad! A man was m*rder*d!

Master Hitomi! Takuya!

I saw it happen! He was k*lled right here!

It's true! I saw it!

It was him! He shot him!

You're accusing me of m*rder, boy?

Nobuo!

Nobuo, what do you think you're doing!?

You lied about those fake photographs earlier, but this is a step too far, don't you think?

But Mom, I'm telling the truth!

Not another word!

It's alright.

Children just love making up wild stories for attention at that age.

How about we cut the kid a little slack?

We're so, so sorry.

Well, if you say so, director...

Thank you both.

I've had quite enough of these tall tales.

Let's go home.

Once again, we're so, so sorry Mr. Director.

Of course.

Apologize to him, Nobuo!

Oh, that's right! My camera!

I took a picture of the m*rder!

The picture should still be stored on the film inside! A camera doesn't lie!

Then go on, I'd love to see it.

Ah! Fire!

Somebody, help! There's a fire!

Somebody, please help!

Oh no! The fire's burning dinner!

Woops!

Sorry, Takuya...

Dang it!

This man works for us.

He runs almost a dozen companies...

and he's well-known as the president of the neighborhood watch and PTA.

In truth, the man will do anything if it gets him more money.

His greed is limitless.

He may have been able to pull the wool over the neighborhood's eyes...

...but being able to fool Spiderman is another matter.

Did we not decide...

...back then that specific yard's toxic fumes...

...would be crucial to the development of our scrap gas?

That we did.

I have doubled, no, tripled protection to conceal the factory hidden there.

So what if Spiderman learns of it? It's already too late for him to do anything.

You mean...?

The experiment with the scrap gas was a resounding success, sir.

Please watch.

Incredible...

Now it's only a matter of time until our plan to turn Tokyo into scrap comes to fruition.

I look forward to it.

However, it does worry me seeing that Yamashiro Takuya guy hanging around.

I heard that imbecile caught a cold while trying to put out the fire.

And now his nose is giving him quite the trouble.

Achoo!

Seriously, a fire broke out!

And in that time... well, the film was stolen from us.

It's true, Mr. Principal!

I saw it with my own eyes! The fire was started by someone with a metal hand!

Miss...

You're starting to sound like your son, throwing nonsense in your stories.

But we also saw it happen.

Jeez, don't tell me you two forgot about this photo here...

-Head principal... -Yes?

Why, if this really happened...

N-No, it's like I explained to you earlier...

I held up the slipper in order to swat a fly, but the picture makes it seem like something else.

And how about you, Ms. Haruta?

Huh?

This picture is an invasion of personal privacy...

Truly terrible, these pictures are.

These pictures are simply slander. What they really show is the boy's hatred towards adults.

Isn't that right?

-Yes. -I'd say so.

This boy is nothing more than filthy liar!

No!

He's the one who's lying!

All of you adults are lying! My photos tell the truth!

Nothing but the truth!

You're all idiots!

-Nobuo! -Nobuo!

Grown-ups suck! They're all cowardly liars!

I'm not one! I'm not one!

I hate them! I hate them so much!

Nobuo.

I believe you.

Spiderman!

I believe in what you saw. I believe in what your camera took.

I promise I'll show them all the truth.

Spiderman!

Tomita

They aren't Ninders...

There's nothing off about those people...

Director Tomita is also human.

Damn it, Iron Cross Army, where are you hiding!?

Mistress Amazoness... I've been dealing with a couple of issues...

How about an increased payout for the trouble?

You fool!

Spiderman's already infiltrated the area!

Don't do anything suspicious. Just act like any other director would act.

Yes, ma'am.

Proceed with step ... Shut it all down!

I've heard Spiderman can hear a pin drop from over meters away.

We must be silent.

Don't move. Not a single noise.

It's him. He's here.

A hidden camera!

They were using this to watch me.

It's Spiderman. He's paying attention to the echoes.

Nobuo!

Ah, Master Hitomi!

Let's go in and check this place out ourselves!

But the Iron Cross Army's in there, right?

I need to prove to them I wasn't lying.

I'm sorry, but the Iron Cross Army for me is... well...

I-I can't even think of them without shaking.

Hitomi!

You're supposed to be a mentor for him!

Then why don't you go in with him, Shinko?

No way! I don't have a death wish!

Feh! This is a man's job after all!

Now for part ...

Scrap Man, attack!

I knew it. The Iron Cross Army is hiding in this factory somewhere.

Onto part of the plan...

Flood the area with scrap gas!

The gas is leaking out! We need to escape!

Run for it!

Nobuo!

Come with me, Nobuo.

I got the pic! I knew the company director was bad!

Nobuo, we have to go!

Alright!

The camera lens is an eye that sees the truth! The Man who Believes in what that Eye Sees!

Spiderman!

Well, we'll get one of them. Finish him with the scrap gas!

I am a Machine BEM, Scrap Man!

Coming closer, eh?

Marveller! Change Leopardon!

Leopardon! Sword Vigor!

You ready?

As long as there are children who can see adults' injustices and hypocrisy,

Spiderman will never lose to the Iron Cross Army.

That's right. He'll protect the peace for those children as well.

Fight on, Spiderman!

Ah! Get back here, Nobuo! Ah!

{\fs \pos( . , . )}To be continued...

Yami fukaku hibiku

The sound of hell's footsteps

Jigoku no ashi oto

Echo in the darkness

Boyou no shita nemuru chichi yo

Dad sleeps below his gravestone

Mune ni himeta hijou no sadame

I lock away my cruel fate within my chest

Saraba tomo yo, chikai no tomo yo

Farewell, my friends, my dear friends

Ore wa tada hitori, ore wa tada hitori

I am all alone, oh, I am all alone

Kouya wo hashiru

Running across the wasteland

Preview

Two mummies are stolen from a university research lab.

After the Iron Cross Army performs some surgical modifications,

the two women reawaken as exceptional guerilla warfare soldiers.

Next time, "The Mummified Beauties from the Remote Amazon."

Look forward to it!

The Mummified Beauties from the Remote Amazon