ANNOUNCER:
Last on the Six Million Dollar Man...
I saw his face.
Who is he?
How could he have
gotten into the truck?
I don't know.
But if it takes me the rest of my life,
I'll find him.
And when I do, he's a dead man.
Why do you suppose
we never get serious before?
It's too scary.
ANNOUNCER: Returning to his hometown,
Steve Austin was reunited...
with his high school sweetheart,
Jaime Sommers.
Their relationship
quickly blossomed into love.
The happiness was brutally interrupted
by a tragic accident.
[BIONIC EYE SOUND EFFECT]
There's a woman in there
with no hearing in one ear.
An arm and both legs
crushed beyond repair, and you...
You have the power to put her back
together again just like you did me!
Steve, you're in love with her.
What's that got to do with it?
Everything!
You'd sell your soul for her.
You'd commit to anything, but one day...
One day I'm gonna need her.
And when I do,
you'll change your mind.
No, I won't change my mind, Oscar.
I swear it.
ANNOUNCER:
And so, with Oscar’s agreement...
Dr. Rudy Wells performed an operation
to make Jaime bionic.
And the bionics worked.
Hey! Wonderful! Bravo!
Good!
[DYNAMIC MUSIC]
ANNOUNCER:
After months of therapy and training...
Jaime was at last ready
to take her place beside Steve.
The first bionic man and woman
now soon to become man and wife.
To Mrs. Steve Austin.
To Mrs. Steve Austin.
[LOUD BREAK]
I thought I told you
to have Rudy check that arm.
Well,
forgot.
But I will. I promise.
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
So now! know who you are.
And you're getting married.
Well, you can expect
a very special wedding present from me.
ANNOUNCER:
And now, the conclusion...
of The Bionic Woman
on The Six Million Dollar Man.
FLIGHT COM:
It's looks good at NASA One.
B- 52 ]PILOT:
Roger.
BCS Arm switch is on.
FLIGHT COM:
Okay, Victor.
B-52 PILOT:
Landing Rocket Arm switch is on.
Here comes the throttle.
Circuit breakers in.
STEVE:
We have separation.
B-52 PILOT:
Inboard and outboards are on.
I'm comin' forward with the side stick.
FLIGHT COM:
Looks good.
PILOT:
Ah, Roger.
STEVE:
I've got a blowout in damper three.
SR-71 PILOT:
Get your pitch to zero.
STEVE:
Pitch is out. I can't hold altitude!
B-52 PILOT: Correction. Alpha Hold is off.
Threat selector is emergency.
STEVE: Flight Com. I can't hold it!
She's breaking up! She's breaking...
ANNOUNCER:
Steve Austin. Astronaut.
A man barely alive.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
We have the capability
to make the world's first bionic man.
Steve Austin will be that man.
Better than he was before.
Better, stronger, faster.
[MAIN TITLE THEME]
[HORSES NEIGH]
Hey, no! Don't! That tickles!
Listen, don't get fresh with me...
'cause I'm the one person
that can fight you off.
Oh.
Yes.
Steve...
something that Oscar said back there
kind of set me thinking.
What's that?
Well, about how my Blue Cross
didn't cover bionic reconstruction.
Now who's footing that bill?
Uncle Sam.
Well, that's what I thought,
but, uh...
what exactly is it that
Uncle Sam expects in return?
Well, I guess he wants you
to be part of the team.
How many people are on the team?
Well, Oscar's the head coach,
and so far I'm the only player.
I guess the stakes
are pretty high, then, huh?
Yeah. Very high.
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC]
Hey, why'd you get so mopey?
What's the matter with you?
Oh, nothing.
Come on. I don't buy that.
Oh, nothing really.
Come on. I'll race you back
to the ranch, lazy bones.
What about the horses?
Well, I'll race them too.
Alright, you asked for it.
[DYNAMIC MUSIC]
[BIONIC SOUND EFFECT]
[BIONIC SOUND EFFECT]
[BIONIC SOUND EFFECT]
[BIONIC SOUND EFFECT]
[CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC]
Steve?
Why am I so frightened?
Come on, Mom.
Take a walk with me.
B- 52 ]PILOT:
Landing Rocket Arm switch is on.
Circuit breakers in.
STEVE: We have separation.
B-52 PILOT:
Inboard and outboards are on.
I'm comin' forward with the side stick.
STEVE:
I've got a blowout in damper three.
Pitch is out! I can't hold altitude!
STEVE: Flight Com. I can't hold it!
She's breaking up! She's breaking...
[LOUD CRASH]
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
Oh, Steve.
Steve, I wish I could've been with you.
The only thing that really hurt
was not being able to tell you.
Why couldn't you?
Security.
Same with Jaime.
Now Jaime, too.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Hi.
Jaime.
You know, I always thought
you two were made for each other.
Now it's really true.
Hello, Mr. Goldman.
Hello, Mrs. Elgin.
I better get on home.
We'll call you tonight.
Bye.
... I've gotta talk to you.
We got a problem.
Oscar, you've always got a problem.
I'd like to get my wedding planned.
Steve...
Besides, you know he
looks great in a tux.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've gotta move fast
or we're in big trouble.
Oscar, give me a break.
Quit running my life at least
until after the wedding, huh?
There isn't gonna be any wedding.
What?
Jaime, will you excuse us?
Alright.
Alright, Oscar.
What are you talking about, no wedding?
Not till we take care
of our problem, Steve.
This.
What, a $20 bill?
Right.
Take a look at it.
Look at it closely.
[BIONIC EYE SOUND EFFECT]
It's good.
Nothing wrong with it.
Except it's not ours.
It's a test run by Janos Banakowski.
Before you returned the plate
that was stolen from Denver Mint...
Banakowski figured out a way
through computer technology...
to make a duplicate plate.
Where is he now?
He's in custody and we've removed and
erased the computer memory bank.
But, he had already delivered
the duplicate plate this bill was made from.
To Joseph Wrona.
Right.
see.
So, you want me to bust in
and bring the plate back, right?
No, wrong.
Not you.
Well, then what are you doing
up here, Oscar. I mean...
Oscar, you gotta be kidding.
Jaime's not ready for that kind of thing.
This job requires delicate handling, Steve.
Perfect for Jaime's abilities.
We want to use her bionic ear...
to unlock the safe
where the duplicate plate is kept...
replace it with one of our own
that has a special fault...
so that we can trace
counterfeiting outlets.
Just a minute, Oscar...
A national security matter, Steve.
We have to act on it right away.
Yeah, but Jaime's not ready
for this sort of thing.
Not so, pal.
Rudy Wells says that...
Look, I don't care what Rudy Wells
says or anybody else!
Now Jaime's gonna be my wife
and I'm not gonna let you run her life like...
Like we agreed?
I told you it was gonna be like this, pal.
I agreed to make Jaime bionic...
with strings attached, remember?
I know Oscar, but...
I came through for you, pal.
How about you backing me up now?
Look, Oscar, I know what I said.
But I can't let here do it.
Can't you see I can't?
We made an agreement.
Oscar,
...
Look, I'd do anything in the world
for you, for Washington...
but I can't let Jaime
get into that kind of danger.
You gave me your word.
Oscar, don't you understand
I can't...
JAIME: Gentlemen...
I'm sorry, but I couldn't help
overhearing your conversation.
The bionic ear you both gave me.
Of course.
Jaime...
Steve, Oscar and Rudy made me bionic.
They saved my life.
Now I'm going to return that favor.
You haven't had enough time
to get used to the bionics.
I perform very well under pressure.
And now you know I've been up against
some very stiff competition.
Jaime, this is no tennis match.
You hit a ball into this net,
you get your head blown off.
Well then, I'll just have to aim high
and serve nothing but aces.
No deal, Jaime.
You can't speak for me.
And you can't change the
obligation that
feel...
to Oscar and to Rudy and the government
for making me whole again.
I gotta pay my own way.
When do we start?
You, uh... you know Joseph Wrona.
You've played his charity
tennis tournament last year at his estate.
I'll cablegram him,
tell him you accept...
and you'll be accompanied
by your fiancee Steve Austin.
Do I need any special training
or anything like that?
Yeah. You start tomorrow.
All preparations are made.
I'm ready to make the hit on Austin.
You may unpack your bags now.
There's no need to go after Colonel Austin.
Why not?
Because Colonel Austin is coming to us.
His fiancee is playing
in my tournament on the eighth.
Isn't that delicious?
Go.
[ALARM RINGS]
[CLICK]
Well, I'm off to a flying start.
Jaime, you forgot the alarm wire
on the picture frame.
Now the squelcher...
Use the squelcher to turn off all the power.
[CLICK]
[HUMMING]
Okay.
[SOFT CLICKING]
[LOUD CLICKING]
[LOCK DISENGAGES]
[CLICK]
Good.
That was fine, Jaime.
I'd like her to do
one more run through.
So would I.
I'm afraid there isn't time.
You have to catch a plane.
Yeah but, Oscar, but...
JAIME: Steve...
Don't worry about it. I can do it.
You can trust her.
She's got it nailed.
There's one thing
I wanna check with you.
Oscar, I still don't like it.
Are you sure that none of Joseph Wrona's
men saw you the last time?
Look, nobody saw me, Oscar.
But if you wanna worry about somebody,
worry about Jaime.
Hey.
Will you quit worrying?
Listen, I can hear trouble coming
from a long way off, you know.
And I've got a sensational right cross...
and I can run the mile
in 58 seconds flat...
and probably a lot faster
if I'm really scared.
Stop worrying, baby.
Nothing to be concerned about at all.
Okay?
[ELECTRONIC WHlRRlNG]
[ELECTRONIC WHlRRlNG]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Jaime.
Hello.
How nice to see you.
Although I must admit to
being quite jealous...
now that you've taken
yourself out of circulation.
And this is your fiance.
Yes. Joseph Wrona,
this is Steve Austin.
How do you do?
Colonel Steven Austin.
I can't tell you what a pleasure it is
to see you face to face again.
Have we met before?
I will show you to your rooms.
c*ck precisely at 7:00.
Thank you.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
I don't like the way
Wrona was acting.
Let's get it and get out of here.
I'm with you.
You scared?
Yeah.
Good. You'll be more careful.
[DOOR OPENS]
[CLICKS, HUMS]
[SOFT CLICKING]
[BIONIC EAR SOUND EFFECT]
[LOUD CLICKING]
[LOUD CLICKING]
[LOCK DISENGAGES]
[DOOR OPENS]
Colonel Austin.
It's quite a beautiful place
Mr. Wrona has here.
Quite a collection
of old master's, isn't it?
One thing you'll learn about
Mr. Wrona, Colonel Austin...
is that he never does
anything half-way.
This the way you treat
your guests, Mr. Wrona?
No, but this is the way
I treat thieves, Colonel Austin.
I've been awaiting this moment
for the past seven months.
Ever since I first saw you steal
that precious metal plate from me.
Oh, yes I did see you.
You did considerable damage
to me, Colonel Austin.
And now I'm going to do
considerable damage to you.
Do come this way.
There's no need to alarm
your lovely fiancee.
This way, please.
[ELECTRONIC WHlRRlNG]
[ELECTRONIC WHlRRlNG]
[ELECTRONIC WHlRRlNG]
[ALARM RINGS]
Ahh!
[GROANS]
Get him!
sh**t!
[BIONIC SOUND EFFECT]
[g*nsh*t]
Come on.
What went wrong?
I don't know.
You we're just probably scared, huh?
The Jeep. Look.
Follow them.
I'll cover this end.
[TREE BREAKING]
[BIONIC SOUND EFFECT]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Well, it wasn't exactly
quiet and delicate, but we did it.
Yeah, you were fantastic.
Except for knocking that vase over.
I'm gonna have to stop breaking things
at the wrong moment.
That's enough shop talk.
We got a wedding to plan, remember?
I'm gonna see if they got
some Champagne.
There we go.
Thank you.
Tell me something.
Anything.
We're gonna live happily ever after,
aren't we?
You bet.
Here's to us.
[CLINK]
Gee, the printers did
a pretty job on these, huh?
They sure did.
I just realized
I can't back out...
now that I've got all these
stamps on the envelopes.
[LAUGHTER]
Wish my parents
could've lived to see this.
They'll see it.
Maybe they will at that.
Oh, I just thought.
Who's gonna give me away?
Who?
I know who.
[WHISTLES]
She'll be a wonderful wife, Steve.
You really like her, don't you?
Oh, I've liked that sweet girl...
ever since your first day
in the third grade.
Remember,
she helped you come home...
because you were sick
from eating all that food?
Yeah, but I never told you...
which sweet little girl
dared me to eat all that food.
[LAUGHS]
Here he is.
Helen, you sure it's legal for the stepfather
of the groom to give the bride away?
As long as the stepfather of the groom
isn't the father of the bride, it's legal.
Okay, settled.
Thanks, Dad.
Thank you.
You really think
the President will come?
[ELECTRONIC WHlRRlNG]
Ooh. Steve, sorry.
Oh, that's okay.
We're not even married yet
and I'm already throwing things at him.
Well, don't worry about it.
I'll get some water.
Excuse me.
Well, how's it going?
Oh, isn't that marvelous?
Yes.
Is that arm giving you trouble?
No.
Is that what happened
at Wrona's house?
No.
The truth?
Yes.
It's just been quivering a little...
I've noticed that...
But then it steps,
so I thought maybe that was normal.
No, it's not... It's not normal.
RUDY: Again.
Again.
One more time.
I can't find anything wrong.
I've been over this thing
I don't know how many times.
Everything's normal.
See? I told you there's
nothing wrong.
Well, I guess you're right.
What if, uh...
What if we changed her from
bionic strength to normal strength?
How long would that take?
Well, we've gotta give her system
a chance to adjust fully...
before we fine tune it.
At least another week.
That long?
Yeah.
And this trouble that
Steve describes...
do you think it really is
systems adjusting?
No, I don't think so.
I don't know what to make of it.
Okay, thank you.
Bye bye.
How we doing on the checklist?
Well, let's see.
I've called Reverend Toomey about
renting the church hall for the reception.
Oh, and he told me that he knows of
a really good little rock 'n' roll group...
that we could get
that wasn't too expensive.
Oh, good. Here's one.
Prosciutto. That's those little, thin
ham slices that they wrap around melon.
Yeah, that's... I love that.
And I called the baker.
[ELECTRONIC WHlRRlNG]
And, uh...
[ELECTRONIC WHlRRlNG]
And
, uh...
Uh, and I called about the flowers.
I thought you wanted me
to call the florist, dear.
I was gonna call, and... and,
...
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
And I called about the flowers.
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
And Steve is... call about the rings.
Wow. How about this?
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
HELEN: A half pound, hot cooked lobster...
a cup of cream sauce,
one tablespoon...
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
chopped green peppers, a tablespoon of—-
Helen, are we gonna
go over this list now...
or are we going to arrange the menu?
Because I can't do both
at the same time.
Oh, I'm sorry, Jaime.
I was just trying to help.
I just don't need any help right now.
Thank you.
I'll fix you a cup of tea.
What's the matter?
Let her alone for a minute.
It's all my fault.
forgot what
pre-marriage jitters can do.
Are you sure that's what it is?
Yes. She'll be alright.
I'll fix you both a cup of tea.
JAIME: You know, I apologized
to your mother this morning.
She's such an angel. I don't know what
was the matter with me yesterday.
You're alright now, aren't you,
sweetheart?
Uh, I'm well enough to beat you.
Well, serve 'em up, sweetheart.
Okay. I'll do that.
Service.
Long.
Long again, sweetheart.
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
What do you mean it was long? It was good.
No kidding, Jaime.
It was out.
Steve, lam a ranking pro.
I oughta know when
see a good ball.
Okay. Maybe you're right.
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
No, don't patronize me!
I don't need that!
Well, Jaime,
...
No!
[CLANG]
You alright?
Well, what happened?
Don't you know?
Oh, what's happening to me?
You sure you're alright?
I don't know.
It'll be okay.
Dr. Wells and Colonel Austin
are checking your X-rays.
They should be here in a minute.
Thank you.
RUDY: You can see it here.
OSCAR: What is it?
It's a clot.
Jaime's body is producing massive
amounts of white blood cells...
to fight off something
foreign in her system.
You mean she has an infection?
No, it's her bionics, Steve.
Jaime's body is rejecting her bionics.
But it didn't happen to me.
No, and it doesn't happen to all
heart transplant patients either.
But to some, it does.
Since the prime area of bionic control
is centered in this portion of the brain...
the clot is building up
concentration there.
It seems to be creating intermittent
pressure on this block of nerves.
That can have very serious
neurological implications...
bring excruciating pain.
Even alter her personality?
Yes.
Just as drastically as you describe,
maybe even worse.
Can it be arrested?
I don't know.
The blood vessels are already rupturing
under the pressure, she's in a lot of danger.
We've gotta operate immediately.
OSCAR: We'd better go down
and tell her right away.
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
Oh. Oh.
No. You...
Oh.
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
[YELLS]
Oh, Jaime. Ow!
Ms. Sommers!
No!
[GROANS]
Jaime? Jaime!
Jaime, come back!
Stop! Stop, Jaime.
Jaime, come back!
Call Dr. Wells right away!
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
[THUNDER]
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
OSCAR: What happened?
I don't know. It was like
she just went out of her head!
Which way did she go?
She went out that way.
Call Captain Welch of the State Police.
No, Oscar. I'll find her.
Steve... I'll handle it.
Steve, there isn't time!
Don't you know what she's liable to do?
Steve!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[THUNDER]
Jaime!
Jaime!
Jaime!
Jaime!
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
[BIONIC SOUND EFFECT]
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
[THUNDER]
[THUNDER]
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
Steve! Steve!
Steve!
Steve!
Jaime!
No! No!
Jaime!
No!
[BIONIC SOUND EFFECT]
[EKG BEEPING STEADY]
Keep it moving, Rudy. I don't want her
any deeper than she is already.
Neither do
.
How are the vital signs?
Low.
Specifics?
Pulse thready, about 15.
Systolic is about 70 over.
NURSE: I can't get a diastolic at all.
NURSE: She's shocky.
RUDY: I better go on in.
Give me the laser drill.
Calibrate four millimeters.
Doctor, we're losing her.
Give her 2 CCs adrenaline.
Drop the line voltage on
the electro anesthetic.
[VOICES ECHOING]
She's still slipping, Rudy.
RUDY: Respiration is only 2 per minute.
She's fading.
NURSE: Heart rate dropping rapidly.
Blood pressure falling off, Rudy.
RUDY: Oh, dear God.
She's got a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
NURSE: No reaction from the adrenaline.
LOMAX: Respiration is still dropping.
NURSE: Vital signs are going.
RUDY: How's the line voltage?
LOMAX: It's off.
If she could be conscious,
she would be.
NURSE: Pulse down to... I can't find it.
[FLATLINE TONE]
I love you, Jaime.
I've always loved you.
This the last bag, Steve?
Yeah, that's it.
How long will you be
in Washington?
Well, that's hard to say.
Hey, come on, now.
I'll be back soon.
We got a lot of fixing up
to do around this place.
Yeah, that's right.
You take care of yourself, son.
Yes, sir.
Oh, little Tommy Oliver
was very excited...
when you asked him to take care
of the horses while you were away.
That's good.
Oh, I promised I wasn't going to cry.
Oh, Steve.
Love you both.
[HORSE NEIGHS]
[NEIGHS]
J‘ Sweet Jaime, I love you foreverJ‘
J‘ I know we'll never part I
J‘ I love you like I've loved no otherJ‘
[NEIGHS]
[END THEME MUSIC]
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02x20 - The Bionic Woman: Part 2
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When NASA astronaut USAF Colonel Steve Austin is severely injured in the crash of an experimental lifting body aircraft, he is "rebuilt" in an operation that costs $6 million.
When NASA astronaut USAF Colonel Steve Austin is severely injured in the crash of an experimental lifting body aircraft, he is "rebuilt" in an operation that costs $6 million.