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01x07 - Mona Loser

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Garbage Pail Kids". Aired: June 7 – October 29, 1988 .*
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Series stars the characters Split Kit, Elliot Mess, Terri Cloth, Patty Putty, and Clogged Duane as gross-looking kids with abilities to help others.

01x07 - Mona Loser

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I am entering the Earth's atmosphere and

I'm about to make visual contact with

your sl*ves being careful these

creatures are very strange they watch a

little box called TV They Ride Little

Boxes called cars and they wear high top

sneakers

I'm prepared

what is it what's wrong the earthlings

they're worse than strange they're grown

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thank you

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faster than a speeding Turtle more

powerful than a skateboard able to leave

two or three feet in oh a couple of

tries

nope it's super nerd

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here they are free candy bars I love

chocolate yum

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where is that Junior janitor not nerd I

need my waste basket emptied

all right I'm here anyone have trash for

me

sure hope you have some trash for me

Lois Nat you are such a nerd why can't

you be more like super nerd

super nerd not nerd same last names I

Wonder Could It Be

nah well gee Lois actually there's

something I've been meaning to tell you

I am

Olson stop that harasses let's Lumpy's

back in town

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if you always

what are you doing only super nerd can

fly

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oh thank you super nerd I knew you'd

save me

super nerd and you've got to save not

nerd he jumped out the window after Lois

super nerd you

you've got nerds shoes on oh well then

I'd better get the rest of him

funny he didn't pass me going down or up

or down or up again that nerdy Nat nerd

can't even fall out of a window the

right way

come on let's find out what Lex lumpy is

up to

we'll see cat in this in this dress

this is a job for

super nerd

where can I change oh well better than

nothing

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like taking a candy store from a baby

I'll never find that

go that's Lex Lumpy's robot Follow That

Candy Store

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geez now turn to the left so when did

you first become a robot is it fun

what's your favorite color

I've got evil to do

uh-uh super nerd will stop you wrong

I've got a secret weapon

you I wouldn't do this if I were you

you let's lumpy what to do I've got to

help Lois

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I've got more candy stores to steal oops

super nerds got to help Lois

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will save you

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any stores

lame brain and now all but he tells Lex

lumpy what to do

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some girl Can Play That Game

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[Applause]

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huh okay

oh

feel kind of oh no not that

yes super nerd green licorice the only

substance that can weaken you

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thank you

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welcome Miss Lane brain to love the

island

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I get bored so every month I steal

something new and different last month

toys this month candy stores yum is

there no end to your evil no I'm really

not so bad Miss lame brain I just want

it all super nerd will stop you oh no he

won't see for yourself I put super nerd

in an inescapable Doom trap he'll never

get out

as you sip your ice cream soda we have

some entertainment

behold the end of super nerd no don't

hurt him

Lois you can have all the candy you want

here with me yeah with you never

so you want to be with super nerd then

you shall pop with him I hope you like

popcorn because very soon that aluminum

foil is going to explode releasing

zillions of

the more popular

it's horrible it's worse than you think

Lois there's no salt and no butter it's

inhuman I guess Lex lumpy has won no

you're our only hope huh these ropes are

made of green licorice it weakens me but

you can eat through them I can't I'm on

a diet you can gain a couple of pounds

now or lose weight permanently well I'm

thinking I'm thinking okay okay

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it's all over you're going to jail

nobody tells Lex lumpy what to do oh no

wanna bet

I'm the most evil villain of all and

nobody can tell me what to do is that so

messy

let's lumpy what's this about you

stealing candy stores you know you can't

have candy now you return all those

stores and those video games then you

clean up your room and brush your teeth

and tonight you eat all your broccoli

what to do

here

hero

kids are you Body by older sisters you

think they can bust in your room anytime

they feel like it

said you could come in my room

then you need the sister alarm easy to

install and guaranteed to keep out pesty

sisters of any age or size

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works every time

and now it's time for a garbage pail

groaner

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thank you

where did you get all these fish oh this

is nothing I have lots more where in the

bathtub what do you do when you take it

back I blindfold them

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out of this class is the famous

self-portrait of Vincent Van Gogh this

is the Blue Boy George the Mamma Mia

about no portrait is as famous as the

Mona loser which we are about to see

it's horrible it's a disaster it's very

bad what's the matter it's the modern

loser and she's been defaced she's

frowning we must close the museum and

investigate

thank you

what happened I don't know one minute

she was smiling the next boom maybe she

saw Mrs Gallagher oh kid be nice yeah

help help I've got to Terry

then again maybe it's got me what do we

do now I see rip the painting up and oh

Patty and Terry out of there I don't

think that's a good idea I think we're

gonna have to follow them into the

painting

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thank you

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you call that a painting applies

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where are we know about art what's that

chicken scratches

listen I hired Leonardo de squinty to

paint my wife and what do I get

finger painting

what do you know about art

we must be in 16th century Italy and

that must be the Mona loser

no wonder she's frowning I am the

greatest painter in all Italy and that

is your wife Mona loser

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don't worry my darling we'll find a real

artist to paint your portraits

Mr loser you don't understand

Leonardo must finish the Mona loser not

while I'm around

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kids what are you doing in my house

go on get out of here

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yes

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Mr the Squinkie wait

quick we can still catch him

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any more bright ideas Elliot yeah

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follow that Gondola all right sir

no wait for us first

let me see what I can do

all aboard

do you see him Elliot

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nothing yet

oh

wait there he is he's turning

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thank you driver Mr the squinty wait I

have no time to wait I must get back to

work you're gonna finish the Mona loser

bye Mona loser I'm getting up painting

I'm going back to my workshop and return

to my inventions

whoops wrong Workshop I think yours is

next door

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I'm gonna be famous with my inventions I

can fly with this really hop on I'll

take you for a ride

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ba*ls

see what did I told you

stick to painting Leonardo no more

I'm gonna go to the Tower of peas and

think this true you mean the Leaning

Tower of Pisa that

what do you mean leaning it stands

perfectly straight I built it myself

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what are you gonna have gee I don't know

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is that better

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the other way

all right

he can't see a thing I know why don't we

order Mr to squinty we'll have a

pepperoni and mushroom pizza with extra

cheese

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got to finish the Mona loser see

who's her hates my painting he'll never

let me near his wife again how can I

paint when I can't see boy is that ever

the truth are we gonna eat or what

oh

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[Applause]

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don't worry Mr disquinty you'll get your

chance to paintball a loser somehow

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what are we doing back here say your

easel up and you'll see okay guys let's

do it right

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I think I found her great

she's in here but the door is locked

that's no problem as long as I have my

Skeleton Key

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excuse me ma'am

what who are you we're friends of

Leonardo the squinny why are you

frowning because I wanted the Leonardo

to paint the most beautiful portrait of

me hey Will with a little help now try

and smile

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I'm looking for friends these will do

nicely this is your weirdest idea ever

Elliot

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Mona you've come back to me this isn't

Mona it's Tara

brilliant

likeness

sit sit let me thank you I've already

got the background done see terrific

Elliot better get here quick or this

will never work up to the right now

smile you call out a smile I had a

little trouble with the mouth well here

goes nothing wait hold the brushes

before you start try these glasses on

what are glasses just try them on you'll

see

no no let me show you

there see

yes I do see and now I can paint

you

my mouth I almost had it how dare you

show your face around here look what

you've done I almost had the mouth and

you ruined it

it's brilliant don't touch it but the

mouth I like it just the way it is it'll

be the greatest painting in history well

it's perfect you can wipe that silly

smile off your face now Terry

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yep the Mona loser smiles again come on

we better get home

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what have you kids been doing I've been

looking all over for you and gee Mrs

Gallagher look the Mona loser she's

smiling again

what did your kids do to that painting

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today the garbage pail award goes to the

best babysitter and when Sydney asked me

out I thought I'd Die Johnny would you

get me a glass of water

Jenny would you change the channel on

the TV

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so anyways today's award goes to Johnny

and Jenny for babysitting with

babysitter yeah

ha

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