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01x02 - Fool's Dare

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secrets of !sis". Aired: September 6, 1975 – October 23, 1976.*
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!sis is the alter ego of Andrea Thomas, a seemingly normal schoolteacher, who transforms into the Egyptian goddess when presented with crises a mere mortal cannot resolve.

01x02 - Fool's Dare

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oh my queen said the royal sorcerer to

hatch upset

with this amulet you and your

descendants are endowed by the goddess

!sis with the powers of the animals and

the elements you will soar as the falcon

soars run with the speed of gazelles

and command the elements of sky and

earth

three thousand years later a young

science teacher dug up this lost

treasure and found she was heir to

the secrets of !sis

and so unknown to even her closest

friends rick mason and cindy lee she

became a dual person andrea thomas

teacher

almighty !sis and

!sis

dedicated foe of evil defender of the

wake

champion of truth and justice

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wow

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oh and a good afternoon to you

what's this a bulletin from the police

department ah my unpaid parking tickets

have caught up with me at last

reward for information leading to the

conviction of rest of any car thieves

stolen cars a lot of them nine cars

stolen in less than two weeks all in

this area

hmm police must be desperate for

information too bad !sis isn't around at

a time like this

well that's right

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oh what a race

you came out of nowhere that was fun i

would have had you if you hadn't cut me

off in the turn i didn't cut you off if

i would kept on my speed i would have

ran right into you come on ernie she she

won the race you just been out of shape

because you were beaten by a girl

it's only a bike race ernie it's not

important

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so

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so

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yeah this looks like a good one

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remember this place frank

yeah sure looks deserted

frank and i snuck in once what for

to see what was there of course it's not

something a girl would do

why not well boys aren't actually

curious

girls aren't

besides it's dangerous i don't think a

girl could do it alone

because i'm a girl right

yup

what's inside

well there's a lot of old junks and

parts

maybe even a few rats rats

yeah you still want to go in

maybe

you cut me off and run the race

why'd you just quit while you're ahead

i didn't cut you off you were afraid to

take that turn at top speed that's why i

beat you

you're a pretty brave girl when it comes

to bikes

this junkyard takes a different kind of

guys i don't think any girl could cut it

i can

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well let's see all you gotta do is climb

over the fence

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frank and i were there longer than that

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well i guess we'll just have to tell

everyone she chickened out

no you won't

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it's dangerous what if she gets hurt

the place is deserted what can happen to

her

i really don't think we ought to go

well i'm not staying around here

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so

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uh

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ah

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so nice of you to come back i just

graded the last paper i can explain what

took you so long you must have walked

back from the library i did hardly the

afternoon to begin a physical fitness

program andrea

just so happens my car was stolen your

car when i came out it was gone not a

clue except maybe this

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so

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the caps find us here we deserve to get

caught

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looks like miss andreas

enamel

car paint

they're not taking the stolen cars out

of state

they're repainting them right here well

it's a big city where do we begin

with this

an old newspaper story two years ago the

police busted a g*ng of car thieves all

of them went to jail except one his name

sam niles where do we find him says here

he used to work at a junkyard on seventh

around body shops around wrecking yards

an artist with spray paint let's start

looking can we take your car sure

if it's still outside

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it's a good looking heat

you know we paint this up and sell it

that's uh

10 cars in two weeks

not bad not bad at all

what color you feel like today

yellow you got any yellow

yeah i think i happen to have somewhere

stolen cars

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but that still doesn't make it right

or safe and none of them ever got hurt

don't worry about it

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do you need any more paint

yeah about another cord

where's it at behind the shot

okay uh

just a second

i'll get it

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do

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what was that

i don't know

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you see anything

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hey look at here

there's only henry chasing a mouse or

something

do you think that cat is big enough to

knock over that hood

yeah sure no way

look i want to keep on looking huh hey

come on no one's here forget it let's go

finish the car

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where you

going hey man it's long enough cindy's

nowhere in sight

something could have happened to her

well how do i know

the point is she's not here and i'm

gonna go try to find her

it's all my fault for pushing her into

that stupid junkyard she won the race

why did i have to start that whole gear

number anyway

show her how tough you are

we better go back

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well there's no business here that's for

sure i want to have a look anyway

looks pretty deserted to me

besides we have a lot of places to check

out

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they haven't seen sam niles in months

what's the matter it looks like

something else is bothering you taya's

junkyard the one with the signs on the

fence out of business the sign said so

something i saw there doesn't make sense

to me i know what you mean

what was it

place was locked up looked like someone

hadn't been there in years that's it the

lock on the gate right the chain was old

and rusty and the lock was shiny brand

new

there is someone in here

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i dared to go in about two hours ago her

bike's still here she's alone she could

be hurt there may be someone in there

beside cindy i'm gonna go around the

other side of the fence and scout it i'm

going with you no you find your phone

call the police be careful and wait till

i get back come on

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let's take our stuff and split before

she calls

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oh mighty

!sis boys

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nicest

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am i glad to see you they almost caught

me are you all right sure but they're

getting away you stay here i'll be okay

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so

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i can see they're here but where

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thanks chad

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yes

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go away

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so

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perhaps i can interest you in this

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one how'd you find us wilbur told me

the police are on their way

good i don't think these two will be

stealing any more cars for a while

thanks for helping us

where's andrea

i think she's helping cindy i'll find

you

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you should have seen !sis she was

terrific i guess i didn't get here in

time what's wrong with your ankle just a

sprain

i'm sorry i sent you in there cindy

i knew i shouldn't have gone in there

but that crack of yours about boys being

better than girls cindy sometimes you

have to listen to your own inner voices

and let them be your guide

you're right

i realize that now and i realize you're

a better bike rider than i am

some of the time

did they steal your car they sure did i

thought i recognized it but it's yellow

now

well

i never liked red anyway

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so

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you