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01x07 - Bigfoot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secrets of !sis". Aired: September 6, 1975 – October 23, 1976.*
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!sis is the alter ego of Andrea Thomas, a seemingly normal schoolteacher, who transforms into the Egyptian goddess when presented with crises a mere mortal cannot resolve.

01x07 - Bigfoot

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oh my queen said the royal sorcerer to

hatch upset

with this amulet you and your

descendants are endowed by the goddess

!sis with the powers of the animals and

the elements you will soar as the falcon

soars run with the speed of gazelles

and command the elements of sky and

earth

three thousand years later

a young science teacher dug up this lost

treasure and found she was heir to

the secrets of !sis

and so unknown to even her closest

friends rick mason and cindy lee

she became a dual person andrea thomas

teacher

almighty

and

!sis

dedicated foe of evil defender of the

wake

champion of truth and justice

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good

where seldom is heard a discouraging

word

and the skies are not cloudy

all day

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where the deer and the antelope play

where seldom is heard

a discouraging word

and the skies are not cloudy

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you know what

i never had picnics after school when i

was a kid

times have changed since then rick

it wasn't that long ago

well

i'm just glad everyone got some fresh

air and some exercise

it's a little after five we should be on

our way come on everyone let's go it's

time to hit it let's go

okay let's see where's lee last time i

saw him he was with cindy okay fine

where's cindy

mr mason this time

what's wrong something's out there i

don't know what it really frightened us

a big hairy calm down now what do you

think you really saw i don't know

maybe

a bear no no it wasn't a bear was just

too big

oh i wish i got a picture of him

wait a second maybe it was bigfoot

bigfoot

no bigfoot it's supposed to be a large

man-like creature that lives in the

woods people report seeing them

everywhere of course that's just a

legend well it sure describes what we

saw

a

bigfoot let's get out of here

look cindy i don't know what you saw or

what you think you saw but you are right

about one thing we do have to get out of

here so let's load up come on

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what do you think

a bear

not in those woods you're too close to

town

let's go i'll be right with you okay

lee

follow me back caravan style so nobody

gets lost okay

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andrea where are you

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andrea yes rick

you shouldn't be out here well rick i

wasn't worried i knew you were close by

very funny but you still shouldn't be

out here alone

i mean let's face it andrea you're not

!sis let's go

oh

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you know what i think we should do

i think we should get a bunch of people

together and go and hunt it down why

why hey that thing is dangerous

why

well uh

it's big and we don't know what it is

so it must be dangerous too many people

think that anything they don't

understand is dangerous that's wrong

if you don't know what something is you

should be cautious but not afraid not

set out to hunt it down

as far as we know bigfoot is only a

fable just like

vampires and ghosts

so let's not have any more idol talk

about it okay

oh tut not you too

thank you dr barnes andrea keep that

bird after school

hey lee and cindy uh how's it going seen

any bigfoots lately or is it big feast

admittedly you've been putting us on

haven't you

you don't believe us

okay smart guy you know what i'm gonna

do i'm gonna go back up to that mountain

and i'm gonna get a picture of bigfoot

sure you are look if you don't believe

me why don't you come with me are you

too scared you got a deal good we'll get

we'll get ray riley ralph hey wait a

minute what makes you think bigfoot will

want to have its picture taken look it's

not going to attack all of us all of us

what do you mean us i'm not going okay

it's your choice but we're gonna be

famous that's fine you be famous i'll be

cautious

look school's over so why don't we go

now why not

well bigfoot here we come

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here bigfoot come on boy

come on boy

keep it down will ya

i don't know about you ted

but if by kipling is one of my favorite

poems

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andrea dr barnes dr barnes dr barnes

and hello to you ted

andre i hear the test papers i ask you

to look at thank you

you know dr barnes you made quite an

impression on my class when you've said

that bigfoot was a fable

i wonder

andrea

i never said that bigfoot was a fable i

said as far as we know it's a fable i

wanted to stop all these rumors before

everyone in school was afraid to go on a

picnic

but i never said that i didn't believe

in bigfoot

of course

i never said that i did believe in

bigfoot

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well now what

let's go up there

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oh i'm glad to see you studying for the

exam

i did that in study hall

i got this book from the library it's

about bigfoot oh really

it says bigfoot's been seen in

california oh not only california every

state in the united states

in canada they call him

wendingo and the indians call him

sasquatch bigfoot certainly gets around

that's true

he could be out there in those woods

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see you later cindy

yes me it's been a wild goose chase

we might as well all go home

it's almost time for dinner anyway

we'll try this again some other time

okay let's go guys

listen i'm gonna uh stick around and

take some pictures

it looks like your bigfoot heads are

packed up and left these parts

you're a riot mickey

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so

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oh my ankle

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miss thomas mr mason what's the matter

cindy i'm really worried about mickey

and lee and the others

what about them they went up to the

mountains to get a picture of bigfoot

how long ago cindy hours ago they should

have been back by now all right i'll

check with their parents and notify the

police excuse me

i'll go ahead and start looking for them

why don't you catch up with rick and

tell me i'll meet him at the junction of

highway five at three o'clock

right

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my uncle feels much better

do you live here alone

look i didn't thank you for your help

thanks

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lee

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mickey

tut

find the boys

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actually say we should try to find the

road and go for help

how are we gonna find leaf we don't know

where we are

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!sis

wow

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hello fellas hi

where's lee we were near a cliff when we

got separated

all right

come on i'll take you back to the road

and then i'll look for lee

let's go

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do people bother you

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don't you like to talk to people

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people say i'm

big and ugly

so i

live in the woods

if you don't like people why did you

help me

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i don't like to see anything hurt not a

deer

not a squirrel

or a boy

look i i won't tell anybody if you don't

want me to but

somebody's gonna see you know it's hard

to live away from people

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i can't live with people

i never could

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oh my camera

where are you going i lost my camera

over that cliff i gotta go find my

friends and hunt for it listen uh thanks

i won't tell anybody if if that's the

way you wanted but i gotta go

that cliff's dangerous

i'll go with you

oh zebra winds which blow on high lift

me now so i can fly

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let me go and light it erode my fridge

no

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hey

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rope now climb and heed this charm

entwine that man and keep from harm

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mighty wind

now lift me high and bring the rope up

to the sky

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so

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you okay

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yeah bigfoot

bigfoot

thank you for saving me but

who are you

my name is !sis

but yours i'm sure is not bigfoot my

name is richard

richard

that means strength

would you like to come back with us

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i'm afraid

people just don't understand me

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i know

sometimes people are very cool to those

who seem

different

but it's worth giving them a chance

why don't you think it over

we'd like to come back and visit you

i'd like that

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thank you

soon

soon

let's go

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well then what happened to !sis well she

showed me the way back to the road and

said goodbye i am sure glad she was

around

where have you been

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what do you mean where have i been where

have you

highway 5.

oh i'm sorry andrea and all the

excitement i forgot lee found bigfoot

only it wasn't really bigfoot it was

this guy named richard and then i

dropped my camera over this cliff and

then

!sis well you had to be there

well may i suggest that we all go home

and have dinner great idea

later bye bye-bye

and i have to tell you

that !sis can do almost anything

but if she ever does need any help

i'm sure she'll call on you

well what i meant was it just seems that

i'm always around when

come to think of it andrea it seems that

you're never around when !sis is

oh you miss all the excitement

seems that way rick

well

i see it

yes rick

you'll be seeing me

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