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01x08 - How to Find a Friend

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secrets of !sis". Aired: September 6, 1975 – October 23, 1976.*
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!sis is the alter ego of Andrea Thomas, a seemingly normal schoolteacher, who transforms into the Egyptian goddess when presented with crises a mere mortal cannot resolve.

01x08 - How to Find a Friend

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oh my queen said the royal sorcerer to

hatch upset

with this amulet you and your

descendants are endowed by the goddess

!sis with the powers of the animals and

the elements you will soar as the falcon

soars

run with the speed of gazelles

and command the elements of sky and

earth

three thousand years later a young

science teacher dug up this lost

treasure and found she was heir to

the secrets of !sis and so unknown to

even her closest friends rick mason and

cindy lee she became a dual person

andrea thomas teacher

almighty

and

!sis

dedicated foe of evil defender of the

weak

champion of truth and justice

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oh

did you find tom

yeah

he's over at the field watching the mini

bike races did you tell him he wasn't

going with us

he was really upset well it's his own

fault

you know

he's really a pretty nice guy he just

doesn't know how to make friends

hey come on it's my turn now you've been

long enough

look tom it's my bike why did you borrow

it before

it was all i could do to get it back

i'll let you have my stopwatch i don't

want you stopwatch i just don't want you

riding my bike

who needs you my dad's gonna buy me a

big job when i turn 16. get lost tom

come back when you get your motorcycle

[Applause]

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what's the trouble

uh

[Applause]

it's your spark plug wire it's loose try

it now

give me ride okay

no but i fixed your engine what so you

owe me a ride

look i don't even know you you could be

planning on riding me off how do i know

you mean take your bike

look you want to ride my bike you got to

give me something to us do i get it back

after the ride

if the bike's okay how about my

stopwatch

no i'm afraid it's a little too beat up

you got a wristwatch no

forget

it hey wait a minute i've got an idea

you ain't here i'll be right back where

are you going

just right here who are you in for a

surprise

surprise surprise happy birthday

happy birthday just talking to move

one candle for good luck one for good

health and one to grow on

i thought i kept this a secret how did

you find out

oh there aren't many things in this

school that i don't know about

no seriously you're invited out to

dinner

your choice my treat

a cake and dinner there must be a catch

here somewhere there is

well now that it's come up i'm taking

cindy and some of my six period students

on a field trip to the botanical gardens

let me guess you'd like me to handle the

rest of the class boy are you a good

guesser

and isn't that sixth period the one

you're having a problem in

well sort of yes and isn't that problems

named tom tom anderson

well now that it's come up um

tom has caused a few problems do i get

one more guess sure uh-huh tom anderson

isn't going on the field trip he'll be

in the sixth period class

do you know if this was a quiz show

you'd win the jackpot

thank you but i will buy my own dinner

and you can teach your own classes i

can't i promised cindy i promised the

kids andrea please

please hmm

the things you talked me into all right

let's cut this cake

uh

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take a look

wow is that nice

my pop right at home from the w*r my

name's tom what's yours joe hey uh

boy i bet all mr rabbit would really sit

up and take notice of this

no it couldn't be

man

he he broke the headlight

yeah i see you know this uh this safety

is broken

well we got a recording yeah

tell you what

you record it and i'll see you later

[Music]

tucked if you want seconds why don't you

ask for them like a gentleman

now that's better

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hi miss thomas

hi you're back early

we saw everything it was great

here for you thank you did you pick

these at the botanical gardens no on the

way back honey

hi rick

you know

i think i walked through poison oak

today

you're a science teacher and you don't

even know what poison oak looks like

yeah it looked very pretty i was going

to pick you a bouquet thanks but no

thanks cindy are you going to help us

paint some posters for the carnival sure

well then will you please go out to my

car and get the rest of the post paint

okay thank you

any problem with tom today he wasn't in

class wasn't he with you no

that's strange no it isn't something's

bugging him he's been angry and hostile

maybe that explains why he doesn't have

any friends

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cindy said he keeps spending all of his

allowance on the other kids

trying to buy friendship

he could be headed for trouble i better

have a talk with him tomorrow now rick

today i have a feeling that we shouldn't

wait on this one

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i did

not

who believe her she's rooting for you

listen tom anderson i'm the judge and

time keeper here he won fair and square

okay what's the trouble nothing mr mason

just a matter of opinion yeah you said

it hey hey break it up quick i want to

talk to you

what's wrong with timmy is he in some

sort of trouble again i hope not billy

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you know tom that's no way to win

friends well he asked for it did he

let's get right to the point you weren't

in class today

well something happened

i had some trouble

and what are you gonna do with it carry

it around on your back

i guess so

are you afraid

yes ma'am

well you shouldn't be that's what we're

for

look i don't want you to get involved i

guess i should go to the police police

how serious is this

seriously enough

listen why don't you tell us about it

well i took something i shouldn't have

you stole it

i didn't the kid i showed it to did

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what was it tom

a g*n

[Music]

that's the only reason i showed it to

him and then it went off

went off

he broke a headlight

and then he just split with the g*n

okay who is this joe

well i don't know he's not from around

here

what does he look like

well he had red hair

and he had on a black leather jacket

anything else

no

well that doesn't give us much to go on

but we have to find him a g*n like that

out in circulation can be very dangerous

somebody could get hurt or else breaking

the law with it have you told your

father yet

no not yet

okay that's the first thing the second

thing is to find joe rick will you

please call the police

notify them tell them what's happening

i'll see you at tom's place i have

something else to do first

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mighty iceland

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time

turn back

and in your flight

let me see what is gone

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red hair

black leather jacket

yellow mini bike

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you must think before you act and where

was your judgment

well i guess when you want something bad

enough you forget about judgment

and this could cause no end of trouble i

hope you realize that

mr anderson i'm rick mason how do you do

andre thomas yes thomas told me all

about you mr anderson i'm afraid we have

a serious problem here yes i know tom

and i were just discussing that

you know that g*n is an old w*r souvenir

matter of fact it's so old i can't

believe it fired well it did

and your son and the other boy are lucky

to be alive i guess i thought about it

a g*n in that condition we were lucky

there weren't more shells what do you

mean

well it's so rusted out i'm surprised it

didn't explode

you mean it could if someone got more

ammunition it sure could andrea that g*n

is like a time b*mb and we have to find

joe before it goes off

let's go tom

i really hope he gets his b*llet

[Music]

otherwise

great great great you know sometimes it

really helps to have an older brother

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

no there's no one here that looks like

it

was anything special about him scars

moles birthmarks

special

no just red hair in his black leather

jacket

what about his mini bike

it was just a mini bike what color was

it

that's funny i can't remember

let me see if i can help you

was it

um yellow

yellow

yeah i think it was it was yellow

lucky guess

but we are running out of time

wait

we've been looking for someone who's in

school

what are you getting at

what about someone who's out of school

someone who dropped out right good girl

cindy you might even have a part-time

job supermarket gas station liquor store

i'll get a list of all the boys that

have dropped out of school right let's

scour this town we're now looking for a

boy by the name of joe with red hair and

a black leather jacket who rides a mini

bike a yellow one don't forget yeah so i

almost forgot

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so

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looks like joe disappeared off the map

what do we do now look some more

maybe your father has some more

information

they're looking all over the place

the police just called and somebody saw

some ammunition that would fit my g*n

but they wouldn't sell it to a boy joe's

age oh i'm sure they wouldn't

but he could have an older brother or a

friend

i wish they had delayed him until the

police came they tried rick but he took

off but we have to stop them before

something happened

we've looked everywhere

tom can you think back to anything joe

might have said that would give us a

clue

i've told you everything

think

think hard

hey i do remember something what when

joe was looking at the g*n yes i

remember he said

wouldn't old mr rabbit sit up and take

notice of this mr brad

[Music]

he's gone hunting tom where are the best

places to hunt rabbits

well there's three or four of them

there's a

kalo park carol's farm bose meadow i'll

take the farm i'll call the police and

we'll split the rest up good luck

[Applause]

so

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there is no better place to find us some

fat and sassy rabbits

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[Applause]

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dude

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that's him all right yellow bike and all

listen run back to the gas station we

just passed and call the police okay

hurry

listen let's go back in a little further

there's plenty of rabbits back there

almighty !sis

[Music]

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time the ruler of day freeze this moment

and make it stay

[Music]

this second this minute this hour of a

day continue now on your ceaseless way

!sis

you've been very foolish joe

let me show you what might have happened

oh boy

if you didn't combine stop me maybe you

can now understand what happens when you

do things you shouldn't

like playing with g*ns

boy do i ever

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74

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[Applause]

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tom's beginning to make friends you know

he's the one who talked joe into going

back to school

they'll both be in your class never

thought of that

no i'm really very pleased

and they can help you and miss thomas

after school well cindy they'll be very

busy reporting to juvenile division for

counseling you can bet they've learned

their lesson i sure have

i just wish every kid in school could

learn that lesson never play with a g*n

so that sunday they don't have to say i

didn't know it was loaded

this one's finished

know what's funny what that no one could

give an accurate description about joe

it's always that way you're kidding no

okay i'll bet you lunch that you can't

tell me the color of your tie that's

easy

no cheating

it's um

green

blue is it

what do you know about that i know that

you owe me lunch and i'm hungry

[Applause]

[Music]

so

[Music]

[Applause]

you