01x01 - To All the Ghouls I've Loved Before

[bunniefuu]

Once upon a midnight
dreaming, I woke up
to a ghostly screaming.

So I gazed into the crystal ball
to see what was new.

And what I watched
was truly shocking.

The demon chest,
it was unlocking.

Unlocking the 13 ghosts
of Scooby-doo.


Yikes!

Hey, weerd, I heard something.

Wake up. I heard something.

Yikes!

What is it?

Weerd:
It's the 13 ghosts
inside the chest.

Oh! They sound mad, weerd.

What do they want?

They want out of there,
and we're gonna help them.

Why?

Oh, those are the meanest
ghosts on earth. They hate us.

But once we set them free,
they'll love us.

We'll be heroes.

They'll give us parades,
dinners.

But we can't open the chest.

It can only be opened by the living,

which we are not.

We are ghosts.

Correctamundo, bogel.

But just listen to the chest.

That signal means that living
ones are coming this way.

They will open the chest.

Heh, how can you be sure?

Because these living ones are
among the stupidest on earth.

Shaggy: Well, g*ng, like, here
we are. Honolulu, Hawaii.

Oh, ha, ha, boy, just get a load
of those white, Sandy beaches.

Look again, Lindbergh.

That's not sand, it's snow.

Scrappy: All right. Who's the
wise guy who moved Hawaii?

♪ ♪ Hawaii is over the ocean ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ Hawaii is over the sea ♪ ♪

Scooby, you're the navigator.

Where's the map to Honolulu?

Honolulu?

Hmm, right here.

Scooby, this is a map to the
himalayas.

Himalaya, Honolulu,

what's the difference?

Daphne:
About 7,000 miles.

Oops!

The foolish ones are
approaching.

But how will we
make them stop here?

By pulling a little black
magic out of the old hat.



Daphne:
We've lost engine 1.

Like, this is not the
time to panic, scoob.

We've still got engine 2.

Now, this is the time to panic.

We now return to
the 13 ghosts of Scooby-doo.

Like, we're in serious
trouble here.

Abandon ship.

Cowards and canines first.

Geronimo.

Uh-oh!

How embarrassing.

Get this thing out of here.

Phew!

Yikes!

Shaggy. Help.

Hang on, Scooby.

Whoa!

Yikes!

Scooby:
Scrappy, Daphne. Help!

Scrappy:
Landing gear down.

Daphne: Check.

Here goes nothing.

Man:
Hey, he's getting
away. Stop him.

Uh-oh!

Man:
Here he comes. Grab him.

Howdy, folks.

What can I do you for?

You can leave town,
you little con artist.

You've caused nothing but
trouble since you arrived in
yursovania.

That's right, mayor.
This town's got trouble,
with a capital t.

And that rhymes with b
and that stands for bad luck.

Bad luck?

Flim flam:
You said it, pal.

Flim flam's the name...

and I'm gonna change
your luck from bad to good...

with an amazing new
discovery, lotsa luck joy juice.

It's a lucky charm in a bottle.

Lotsa luck removes all unwanted
curses,

jinxes and evil spells.

It's also a great rocket fuel

and a darn good
dandruff remover.

I want you and your bottles
gone.

The brakes don't work
on the ice.

I can't watch.

See, mayor? I told you

this town had bad luck.

So long, sports fans.

Scrappy, look out for that ox
cart.

All:
Whoa!

The silly ones.

They're here.

Oh, boy, that was that fun.

But how are we going to
get to Hawaii?

Flim flam:
Perhaps I can be of service.

Flim flam's the name,
selling's my game.

With just a touch of magic.

Very impressive, flim flam.

Gee, that's keen, flim flam.

But how can you help
us get to Hawaii?

Simple. I'll just call

my travel agent.

Hey, you kids.

You're all under arrest.

Some travel agent.

like what's the charge, officer?

Crashing in a no-crashing zone.

And for aiding this
fast-talking fugitive.

What will we do, uncle Scooby?

I don't know, scrappy.

Now we'll pull their
plane in here.

Uh, what for?

So that when they
come and get it,

we'll make them open
the chest of demons.

Hear ye, hear ye,
this court is now in session.

All rise for the right
honorable burghermaster,
presiding.

Burghermaster?

Mm, yummy.

Burghermaster:
Order in the court.

We'll order 50 chili
cheeseburgers, ha, ha.

- To go.
- Now, listen up.

I want every one of you
out of town by sundown.

No problem, your honor.

We'll leave just as soon
as we gas up our plane.

Plane or no plane,

i want you out.

The last coach
leaves the hotel at sunset.

Be gone by then.

Like, you heard the man.

Let's roll.

Scrappy:
Hey, what happened to our plane?

It was here a little while ago.

Like, it's gone.

Check this out, guys.

It looks like the plane was
dragged inside that temple.

Shh, shh!

They're at the door.

Oh, great. This place

is totally locked up.

Huh? You weren't supposed
to lock the door.

We want them to come in.

Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Forgot?

Why, you dimwit.
I'm gonna take....

There must be a way
to get into this temple.

There is.

I have a friend
in town, a mystic.

He knows all about this temple,

even how to get inside.

Sounds like a deal, flim flam.

Lead the way.

Bogel: Ooh, ooh, they're
leaving.

-Just unlock the door.

They'll be back for their plane.

And when they let the 13 ghosts
out of the chest....

We'll be one of the guys.

Weerd:
Full-fledged ghosts.

Bogel:
Heroes.

Howdy, you crazy nuts, you.

My mystic friend's in
the back room, follow me.

And now, it's my great
pleasure...

to present
the mystic wonder of the
universe.

The one, the only
Vincent vanghoul.

What do you want? Can't you see

I'm in the middle of supper?

I hope we're not
the main course.

Hey, Vince. It's me, flim flam.

I've got some live ones here.

Well, why didn't you say so?

Gather around.

The great Vincent knows all.

We're trying to find our
airplane, Mr. vanghoul.

Yes. I see your plane
inside the temple.

But you must not enter.

Why not?

Vincent: Because that's
where the evil spirits dwell.

Shaggy & Scooby:
Evil spirits?

Vincent: The same evil spirits
who put a curse on this town.

Like, what kind of curse?

The curse is this:

Each night, when the moon rises,

the townsfolk turn
into werewolves.

Maybe that's why everyone
wants us out of town.

Did you hear that?

They know.

Too bad.

Now we can never let them leave.

The moon will be rising soon.

You must depart immediately.

Like, if not sooner.

Thanks, and lots of
luck to you, v.G.

I'm afraid you're the ones
who will need the luck.

What's the big rush, kids?

We've got a stagecoach to catch.

The coach can wait,

but the stage is this way.

Relax.

Have some refreshments.

Refreshments. Oh, boy.

The show's just about to begin.

Man:
Ladies and gentlemen...

please welcome that
singing sensation of
the ages, ghoulio.

♪ ♪ to all the ghouls ♪
♪ I've loved before ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ who traveled in ♪
♪ and out my door ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ I'm glad they came along ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ I dedicate this song ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ to all the ghouls ♪
♪ I've loved before ♪ ♪

I see you're enjoying
your drink.

Mm, I'll say.

What is this stuff?

The house specialty,

freshly squeezed wolfbane.

Did he say wolfbane?

That's the stuff
that turns people into
werewolves.

Oh, come off it,
scrappy.

There's no truth to that werewolf story.

So, like, what was that?

The bluebird of happiness?

All those in favor
of leaving say "aye."

Scrappy, shaggy & Scooby:
Aye.

♪ ♪ to all the ghouls ♪
♪ I've loved before ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ who traveled in ♪
♪ and out my door ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ I'm glad they came along ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ I dedicate this song ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ to all the ghouls ♪
♪ I've loved before ♪ ♪

Shaggy:
Zoinks, he's a werewolf.

Like, they're all werewolves.

Come on, Daphne.

We gotta get out of here.

Scooby:
Daphne?

Shaggy:
Yikes!

Please, Daphne, don't hurt us.

We'll get you home.

We'll get you help.

We'll get you a manicure.

Like, to Honolulu, Hawaii, driver.

And step on it.

Like, on second thought,

we'll take the bus.

Quick, guys. Down here.

Gee, Daphne,
you're sure in a lousy mood.

Then why not try
some lotsa luck joy juice.

Daphne. It's you.

Hey, that stuff really
works, flim flam.

You heard it, folks.

Another satisfied customer.

Daphne: I guess Vincent was
right about the werewolves.

And about us leaving town.

Like, let's split already.

No, shaggy.

Not until we get in that temple
and recover our plane.

Face it, scoob.

We're doomed.

And now they can get in easy.

Good. The trap's all set.

And here comes the mousies now.

The chest of demons
is as good as open.

Daphne:
Hey, there's a hole in the wall.

And, like, there's a hole
in your head, Daphne...

if you think we're going
in there.

Yeah. No way.

I'll give you choice, guys.

A, you can go inside with us.

Or b, you can stay
out here with them.

How about c? None of the above.

Yikes!

We're safe at last, scoob.

I don't know, shaggy.

In the immortal words
of the great confused one...

run for your lives!

Those two look
particularly stupid.

Yeah, they're the perfect ones
to open the chest of demons.

Quick.

Let's lead them down to the crypt.

All right, you party animals.

You asked for it.

We're back to normal.
We're human again.

The curse has ended.

It's a miracle.

Nope, it's lotsa luck joy juice.

A lucky charm in a bottle.

On behalf of everyone in town...

i want to thank you
for saving us from our
monstrous curse.

Oh, it was our pleasure.

But when did all this
werewolf business start?

Many years ago,

the townsfolk captured
the 13 most hideous ghosts
in the world.

These spirits were placed
in a chest within the crypt
of this temple.

But before the chest
was locked...

the spirits put a
curse on the town,

turning us all into werewolves.

That's why we tried
to scare you off.

So you wouldn't learn
the awful truth.

So then where's our plane?



Why, I haven't
the slightest idea.

Like, the exit door's
gotta be around here
someplace, scoob.

I think we found it.

But, like, what is it?

Man:
It's a brand new car.

Yes, a ghoul de ville
convertible...

and tonight, it could be yours

on let's make 'em squeal.

Like, our favorite show, scoob.

Man: And here's the host
of let's make 'em squeal...

haunty mall.

Hi, boys.

Ready to do some squealing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right then.
How's about trading me

your new car for what's

behind curtain number 1?

It's the mystery flying machine.

Hey, like, that's our plane.

Weerd: Yes, sir,

you'll be
flying in style in this
twin-engine craft...

fully equipped with its very

own inflatable rubber ducky.

My rubber ducky.

Or you could trade for what's

behind door number 2.

A doggy dream house.

Weerd: Yes, this custom-built,
split-level puppy palace...

includes its own
factory-installed fire hydrant.

Oh, please, shaggy.
Please, pretty please.

Like, gee, I don't
know, scoob.

I think we should really
go for the plane.

Can't make up your minds?

Then how about trading
for what's in the box.

And let me just say this...

there's something inside
this box that's so amazing...

so incredible, so astounding,

it will take your breath away.

Sounds pretty good, scoob.

I'll say.

Well, boys, what will it be?

- Man 1: Take the box.
- Man 2: Take the box.

- Take the house.
- Don't be a dummy.

- The box.
- Box.

We'll be right back with their

big decision after this message.

Scrappy: We've
looked everywhere, Daphne.

Our plane's just not here.

Daphne:
Then where could it be?

I'll bet Vincent vanghoul
knows where it is.

Of course, I know where it

is. I'm a mystic.

I know all.

And I know your plane
is downstairs in the
crypt of darkness.

How'd it get down there,
Mr. vanghoul?

It was taken there by two
spirits...

whose only goal
in the afterlife is

to lure folks like
you down to the crypt...

to open the chest of demons

and release the 13 ghosts.

Because the chest can only
be opened by you,

the living.

Ha, ha, fortunately,
no one but a complete fool

would ever open that awful box.

Yeah. No one but a real dodo,

a cuckoo bird, a total loon.

Which reminds me,
where are Scooby and shaggy?

Scrappy:
Uh-oh!

We're back.

It's the moment of truth, boys.

Will you be trading for the plane?

The house?

Or for what's in the box?

- The plane.
- The house.

- The plane.
- The plane?

The plane.

Weerd: Have you
made your decision?

Yes. Heh, heh.

We'll take the box.

So you took the box?

Now, tell us why.

I guess we both just
had a dumb hunch.

Well, let's just find out
how dumb your hunch really was.

Daphne:
Oh, I hope we're not too late.

Uncle Scooby, don't open that...

Never mind.

Like, what'd we win?

Thirteen ghosts in a wide
variety of shapes and powers.

And they're all yours.

Both:
Ghosts? Yikes!

Just listen to them cheer.

Those demons love us now.

And they're coming over
to thank us.

Both:
You're welcome.

There go the 13 foulest specters
and ghouls on earth.

And they'll haunt the world
until they're returned
to the chest.

But how could anyone ever trap
ghosts inside that thing?

Vincent:
You'll think of a way.

Who? Us? Ha, ha.

You gotta be joking.

This is not a joking matter.

Those ghosts can
only be recaptured by

the ones who set
them free,

namely you.

Zoinks!

You'll be needing my help.

So to contact me,

simply use this crystal.

I'm in the yellow pages.

Hey, g*ng. Let's

get rolling.

We've got some spooks
to capture.

And guess what.

Flim flam's coming with us.

Neato, huh?

Scrappy, I think this
is the beginning of
a beautiful friendship.

Daphne:
There's just one
little problem, guys.

The plane has no gas, remember?

Not to worry, Daphne. I've taken

the Liberty of
filling the gas tank.

With unleaded or regular?

Neither.

I filled it with a few cases
of lotsa luck joy juice.

All:
Oh, no.

Happy ghost hunting.

Bye-bye.

So long.

Both:
And aloha.

Scooby:
Scooby-dooby-doo!