01x05 - That's Monstertainment

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Vincent:
From dawn to dusk Scooby-doo
and his friends

pursue foul demons
to the living ends

but when work is done
like you and me

the g*ng settles down
to watch

late-night TV.



Woman:
Good evening,
horror-film fans.

Are you ready
to scream with fear?

Scooby:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, for crying out loud,
it's 2 A.M.

What's keeping you guys up?

The spine tingler movie, Daphne.

I'm zomba

, your hostess for
tonight's horror classic...

the son of the bride
of the ghost of Frankenstein.

Oh, boy. My favorite movie.

Mine too.

I must've seen it a hundred times.

Our feature begins
after station identification.

Neato. Can we stay up, Daphne?

Well, we may need
munchies for this.

All:
All right.

I'll provide the pop.

And, like, I'll provide
the popcorn.

Scooby, while you're up,
how's about locking up
the chest of demons...

- for the night?
- Ok, flim flam.

Flim flam: And remember to turn
on the security alarm system.

Scooby: I will.

Let's see.

We have six people
and six bowls.

So we'll need to make, unh,



Like, just pop it
in the microwave...

set the temperature
for 8 million degrees, ha, ha...

and things will be
popping in no time.





-Did you turn on
the alarm system?

-I'll say.

Here comes the movie.

And here comes the popcorn.

Ha, ha, perfect timing.

Yikes!

Well?

Do you have anything
to say for yourself?

Yeah. Where's the butter and
salt?

And now our movie
presented for my
special viewers...

namely Scooby-doo
and friends.

Huh?

Wait.

How does she know
we're watching?

Zomba sees and knows.

Hey.

What's the big idea?

No.

Vincent:
This is a warning
to all living mortals...

that whosoever opens
this chest of demons...

will release 13
of the most terrifying
ghosts...

upon the face of the earth.



Let's get them, bogel.

I'm with you, weerd.

Only you can return
the demons to the chest.

Shaggy & Scooby:
Why us?

Vincent:
Because you let them out.

Phew!



We now return to
the 13 ghosts of Scooby-doo.

All:
Whoa!

Zomba:
And now for our feature
presentation.

Excuse me.









The villagers are
gaining on us...

Dr. Frankenstein.

Quickly, this way.

What gives here?

It doesn't seem possible, but

we're stuck in this old movie.

Zomba's done this to us.

I'm afraid she's one of the 13
spirits from the demon chest.

Zomba:
Oh, you're so right,
Mr. vanghoul.

I've gone to great lengths
to trap you on that film...

for eternity.

Oh, that should give me
plenty of time

to find your
precious demon chest...

and release my fellow spirits.

Then, once I destroy the box,

I'll be free

forever

I remember this part
of the movie.

It's at the beginning
where the villagers...

are chasing Dr. Frankenstein
and egad into the cemetery.

Man:
Let's go.

They're after me again.

Please, you must help me.

But we can't help
you, Dr. Frankenstein.

We're just visitors here.

Yeah. We're not really
in this movie.

You are now.

Huh!

Yeah, we quit.

But why?

Because we've been
chased through this
movie a million times.

We're sick of it.

So now it's your turn.

Man:
Let's go.

- Let's go.
- Well, ta-ta. Gotta run.

And good luck.

You'll need it.

The villagers are
coming this way.

What'll we do?

-We'll have to play
along with the movie.

-Like, how do we do that?

It's a snap, shaggy,
my man.

We've all seen this flick
a hundred times.

We know the lines by heart.

So just play your parts, guys...

until Vince can
come up with a way

to get us out of
this creep zone.

I'll do my best.

Oh, boy. I get to be egad.

And you're Dr. frankenscoob,
uncle Scooby.

I don't know, scrappy.

Hey, come on, Scooby, baby.

Don't give me
negative vibes here.

You're a natural.

You were born for this role.
It's you.

Just look at that
emotion in that face.

And how about that smile?

What a heartbreaker.

We're talking Oscar. Am I right?

Of course I'm right.

Now, wait for your cue.

Oh, and by the way, Scooby,

you look marvelous.

Aw, shucks.

All right, actors,
take your places.

And action.

It's the mad doctor.
Let's get him.

What'll we do?

According to the movie,
there's a tunnel that
leads us back to the castle.

Scooby:
Tunnel? What tunnel?

This tunnel.

Uh-oh!

Hmm, where are we?

Inside your secret laboratory,
Dr. frankenscoob.

And tonight, you will complete
your greatest experiment.

-I will?
-Yes. You will bring
the monster to life.

Yes. I will bring
the monster to life.

Monster?

We lose more mad
scientists that way.

Vincent: How goes the acting
out there, flim flam?

On the flim flam scale of one
to 10, 10 being the best,
i give it a zero.

So why are you heating up
the crystal, Vince?

In hopes of making contact
with the real world.

And it's working. It's working.

But I don't like what I see.

So this is where
the foolish mortals have
hidden the chest of demons.

But it won't remain hidden
for long.

Zomba sees and knows.

The demon chest.

It is zomba's now.

Huh!

No!

Zomba will destroy
the chest of demons, Scooby-doo.

As long as you're trapped
in the movie...

there's no way you can stop me.

Heave-h*,

heave-h*,

heave-h*.

The villagers are restless.

Better work fast

if we're going to bring
your creation to life.

Yes. Life. Life.

Bring my creation to...

Who could that be?

'Tis I, Dr. frankenscoob,

your bride-to-be, Daphne.

Daphne?

Oh, frankenscoob.

Where have you been?

Ew! Mush. Ick!

Daphne, what's wrong with you?

What's wrong?

We were supposed to be married
tonight, frankenscoob.

You left me waiting
at the altar.

I did?

Oops! Sorry.

Not again.

Who is it now?

It's, like, constable
Von shaggabond.

Scooby: It is?

I've come to put a stop
to your experiments,
Dr. frankenscoob.

Oh, really?

Why?

Because, sir, you are insane.

Insane?

Shaggy, I'm not insane.

Like, I didn't mean
it, scoob, honest.

It's just part of the movie.

Really, shaggy?

Cross my heart, scoob. Ha, ha.

You're as sane as I am.

Which means you're both nuts.

Flim flam:
Frankenscoob's experiment
is starting.

Vincent:
And so is ours.

If the crystal is hot enough...

its mystic energy can
transport us back to home.

It's our only hope.

Hope all you want, vanghoul.

You'll never escape.

Zomba.

What do you want?

I now have what I want:

The chest of demons.

But before I destroy it,

I'll set free my fellow spirits.

No! It's

empty.



This isn't the chest of demons.

It's a fake.

Flim flam:
Ha, ha, gotcha, zomba.

If you want the real chest

of demons, come and get it.

What took you so long?

I want that chest.

Flim flam:
Run, Vince.

Scrappy: The storm is at its
height, Dr. frankenscoob.

Shall I turn on the power
to bring your creation to life?

Yes. Yes.

Bring my creation to life.

Rise.

Rise.

Rise.

Huh! What?

Scrappy, help!

Uh-oh!

Are you ok, Dr. frankenscoob?

Hmm. I think so, scrappy.

Like, that's looking
on the bright side, scoob.

Oh, my gosh. Look.

Scooby:
The monster.

It's alive.

It's alive.

It's alive.

Yeah, but is it paper-trained?

Oh, I know you're in this old
movie somewhere, vanghoul...

in living color.

You cannot hide from zomba.

Zomba don't know us
very well, does she?

Scooby, shaggy, scrappy
& Daphne: Yikes!

Scooby, shaggy,
scrappy & Daphne: Whoa!

Flim flam:
Cut.

Cut.

Cut.

No, no, no.

This scene is all wrong.

All wrong, Mr. monster.

That was the worst acting
I've ever seen in my life.

Huh?

I mean, loosen up, will you?

Your face is lifeless.

No expression, no emotion.

We gotta fix

that. Makeup!

Daphne:
Now, just sit back and relax.

Aha! We will turn you
into a new person,

place or
thing in no time.

Shaggy & Daphne:
Voila!

Now, that's a monster.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, monsters,
they're so touchy.

Mr. vanghoul,

are we glad to see you.

Like, have you found
a way to get us out
of this spook show?

There's a slim chance
the crystal can save us.

Zomba:
Very slim.

Shaggy:
Zoinks, it's zomba.

And now I will take
the chest of demons,

if you please.

No way, zombie face.

You can't make
us give it to you.

Scrappy, old chum,
better face the facts.

Zomba won, and we lost.

That's all there is to it.

And to the Victor
goes the chest of demons.

A wise decision.

So where is it?

Flim flam: We hid the chest
right behind that door.

We hope you enjoy it.

Gotcha again, zomb-o.

Huh!

Vincent:
Hurry, to the laboratory.

Shaggy, Scooby, come on.

Yeah, step on it, scoob.

You don't want
zomba to catch us.

Scooby:
Oh, no.

Shaggy:
Yikes!

Whoa!

Where are Scooby and shaggy?

When last sighted...

they were heading
for the basement.

Gee, Mr. vanghoul.

Do you think the crystal
can transport us home?

If we can heat up
its mystic fluid enough, yes.

And that lightning
should be all the heat we need.

Zomba:
They cannot hide from zomba.

Like, it think we lost her,

scoob. We can relax now.

That was close.



Scooby.

Shaggy, what's wrong?









The monster!

Oh, the monster.

All:
Heave-h*.

Heave-h*.

-Now, flim flam,

throw the switch.

-Contact.

The crystal's heating up.

It's working.

It's working.

Maybe these will help too.

No. There's too much power.

Turn it off. Turn it off!

Flim flam: Whoops!

Vincent: It's overloaded.
It's going to blow!

Come on, scoob.

Let's get while
the getting's good.

No, shaggy, wait.

Help me.

But you can't save
him, scoob.

You'll never be able to move
those huge beams.

Yes, I will, shaggy.

Like, how?

Shaggy:
With Scooby snacks.

Mama.

Zomba!

Zoinks!

Yikes!

Quick, scoob.

We'll take the elevator.

Oh, I'll destroy them

and the chest of demons.

Mama, come back.

Shaggy: Well, scoob,
looks like we lost zomba for good.

Like, then again,
i might be wrong.

Yikes!

We're still in the movie, Vince.

Looks like you blew it.

Yes, I'm afraid my theory
about the crystal backfired.

You mean we're really stuck here
forever?

Well, there's one
other chance of escape:

The demon chest.

Of course.

If we could trap
zomba in the chest,

her spell on us would be broken.

Scooby:
Help!

-It sounds like uncle
Scooby's being broken.

-Scooby: Somebody, help!

Nothing can help you now,
frankenscoob.

All:
Heave-h*.

Heave...

h*.

Daphne: Scooby, quick.

Throw down the chest.

Ok, Daphne.

No!

Whoa!

Oh, no.

Zomba: The chest.

Shaggy: You missed.

Zomba: The chest.

Shaggy: Missed again.

Zomba: The chest!

Shaggy: Strike
three. You're out.

Shaggy:
Yikes!

Whoa!

Like, good hands, Vince.

"Mr. vanghoul" to you.

Gotcha, pal.

And I've got the chest.

No!

Flim flam & shaggy:
So long, zomba.

We're home.

We escaped the movie.

-That's right. It's all over.



Once zomba was boxed,
her spell was broken.

What a relief.

That's the last we'll
see of old zomba...

and of frankenscoob's monster.

Oh, I wouldn't be so
sure of that, shaggy.

Oh, no.

Frankenscooby snacks.

That's my boy.

Frankenscooby-doo.