01x09 - It's a Wonderful Scoob

[bunniefuu]

Vincent: There's
trouble in the stars

I know it's sad

but true.

Our g*ng may bag a ghost or two

but they may lose Scooby-doo.

Uncle Scooby, how big's
the biggest ghostie you ever
caught?

- Hmm, oh, about...
- -shaggy & Daphne: Hey!

Vincent: That's our star there,

Scooby-doo.

The villain he's about to meet

may change his life forever.

Excuse me.

Hey, Mr. vanghoul's on the line.

What's up, Vince?

Time slime, one
of our 13 ghosts,

is using a time scepter
to speed up time.

Like, can he speed up dinner
so it's right after our lunch?

Hold your tongue, shaggy.

This is serious.

Okay,

I'll hold my tongue.

If time slime isn't stopped,

the world as we
know it will end.

Isn't time slime

just the creepiest, bogel?

Oh, for sure, weerd.

I could just die and
go to heaven, ha, ha,

if I wasn't already a ghost.

Be quiet, you morons.

It's time for me to
create a little havoc...

and send this slimy planet
into the future.

Ooh! I like it, I like it,
time slime.

I like it.

But let's make time go faster,

much faster.

I told you,
don't bother me when I'm
working.

Both:
Shh!

Quiet. He's working.

Time slime: Now to take care
of Scooby-doo and friends.

Like, who put the
Van into fast-forward?

The brakes don't work.

What gives?

The clock's gone nuts.

Shaggy, look out!

Shaggy: Zoinks!

All:
Yikes!

Vincent:
This is a warning to all
living mortals...

that whosoever opens
this chest of demons...

will release 13
of the most terrifying
ghosts...

upon the face of the earth.

Scooby:
Yikes!



Let's get them, bogel.

I'm with you, weerd.

Only you can return the
demons to the chest.

Shaggy & Scooby:
Why us?

Vincent:
Because you let them out.

Phew!





Scooby, do something.

See? Like, there's nothing
to worry about.

Allow me to rephrase my last
statement:

Help!

Daphne: Good work, Scooby.
Scrappy: Whee!

Flim flam: "Welcome
to cuckoosberg.

We'll clean your
clock in no time."

Hey, Mr. vanghoul is calling
again.

Time slime's hideout,

the lair of lost time, is
near your present location.

Like, there goes the
neighborhood.

So, uh, what's this slime's
plan, Vince?

To speed up time to the day
when he can conquer the world.

Conquer the world?
Oh, is that all?

That's enough.

This place has more
ticks than a dog.

Let's not get
personal, flim flam.

Oh, ha, ha, right.

Sorry, scrappy.

Look at the sun.

Like, time sure flies
when you're having sun.

Get it, scoob?

Sun?

Nuh-uh!

We gotta find this creep.

Now, let's split up
and meet back here in an hour.

Okay, we're back.

That's funny,

this grandfather clock
isn't moving at all.

All:
Whoa!

Where are we?

Time slime: The
lair of lost time.

I've been expecting you.

It's time slime.

Time slime? Oh, no.

Now I want your chest of demons.

Chest of what?

Time slime: The chest of demons.

Uh, is that a box about yay big

and about this wide with
a carved skull on the lid?

Do you mean that
chest of demons?

Time slime: Yes.

Never heard of it.

I want that chest.

I'd better get the kids out of
there.

Crystal ball, I chant this
rhyme.

Transport our g*ng from the
lair of time.

Shaggy?

Daphne?

Scrappy?

Help!

Shaggy: Scooby-doo,

where are you?

Like, Scooby missed the bus.

He must still be
back with time slime.

Crystal ball of mine, be true...

Transport to safety
Scooby-doo.

Vincent: Oh, no.

The time scepter

is throwing off the transport.

It's sending Scooby into the
past.

Shaggy: Whose past?

Vincent: Scooby's past.

Mr. doo,

it's a boy.

A boy?

It's a boy.

Here, have a dog biscuit.

Oh, oh! Yuck! Ew!

Oh, dada, isn't our little
baby doo beautiful?

Scooby-doo.

Dada: And that's
what we'll call him:

Scooby-doo.

Vincent:
Scooby shifted the time
scepter's controls.

Now he's speeding towards the
present.

Shaggy?

Daphne?

Scrappy?

Flim flam?

My gosh, it's me.

Oh, no, not that.

No!

No!

No!

No more,

no more,

no more.

Vincent:
Activate crystal transporter
now.

Welcome back, uncle Scooby.

No. No!

No more, no more,

no more!

No more what, scoob?

No more ghosts and monsters.

I can't stand it.

I've had enough.

Scooby, what are you trying to
say?

I quit.

You quit?

Ha, ha. Zoinks!

Scooby, wait. You can't quit the
g*ng.

Scrappy: We still have
a whole bunch of ghosties to
catch.

Not me.

I'm leaving.

Goodbye and good luck.



That dopey dog took the time
scepter.

And if we don't find it,

time slime will vaporize us.

Start searching, bogel.

Nope, it's not under the bed.

Maybe it's in the closet.

Oh, face it, weerd,

we're washouts.

Ghosts!

There's no ghosts, dear.

You're scared over nothing.

Yikes!

Hello?

No, shaggy,

I'm afraid Scooby's unable
to come to the phone.

No more ghosts and monsters.

But tell him the g*ng needs him,
Mrs. doo.

Time slime's not gonna
bother us anymore

now that we have
his time scepter.

Mumsy: Sorry, shaggy,

but Scooby's
ghost-chasing days are over.

Okay, Mrs. doo.

Goodbye.

Daphne: Well?

Scooby's not coming back.

And that's final.

All:
Oh.

But uncle Scooby's
the bravest ghost-chasing dog on
earth.

What'll we do without him?

There's only one thing to do,
scrappy, my man.

We'll just have to find a
replacement.

Replace uncle Scooby?

Impossible.

Hey, I know, but we gotta try.

Just leave everything to me.



Oh, what a turnout.

Every dog in town is applying
for Scooby's ghost-hunting job.

But we still haven't found one
who can fill Scooby's shoes.

Trust me, Daphne.

Have I ever steered you wrong?

Yes.

Who's next?

Calling our next applicant,

bone crusher bigelow.

Ha, ha, actually, bone crusher,
you're not quite what we had in
mind.

Uh, we're looking
for the mild-mannered type.

Uh, excuse me, but, uh,

is this where the St.
bernards dog chorus...

is having glee-club practice
this afternoon?

Daphne:
Afraid not.

Oh, heh, I must've got
my directions confused.

Flim flam: Wait.

Don't move a muscle.

That dopey voice,
that vague expression,

that slouching posture.

You're perfect.

What's your name?

Bernie gumsher.

Bernie, I'm gonna make you
a ghost-chasing superstar.

Just sign your John hancock
on the dotted line.

But my name's not John hancock.
It's, uh

Bernie gumsher, uh,

i think.

Flim flam, are you crazy?

Bone crusher bigelow
would be better than him.

I don't know about that.

Ah! Trust me, guys.

I have an instinct
for this stuff.

Bernie's perfect.

He's exciting. He's new.

He's now.

He's a four-legged,
ghost-chasing dynamo.

Am I right, Bernie?

Man : The 13 ghosts
of Scooby-doo,

starring Bernie gumsher.

Time to splat another ghostie.

Are you ready for
action, uncle Bernie?

All:
Oh!

But just wait till he faces off
with time slime.

You'll see.

Bernie will be a dynamo.

This is the worst.

Where's the real Scooby-doo?

Unh! Scooby's not on anymore.

I think I'll go to my room
and stare at the ceiling.

Man:
Extra, extra. Read all about
it.

Fans want real Scooby back.

Scooby-doo, where are you?

Children across America
have stopped going to school,

stopped eating...

they've even stopped
watching television.

That is, until the real
Scooby-doo returns to
action.

We now go to Washington,
D.C...

where the president is
about to make

an announcement on this crisis.

Well, I know how difficult
ghost-chasing must be, Scooby.

But if you're out
there listening,

Scooby-doo, America needs you.

Chorus:
From sea to shining sea....

Man:
This concludes our special
report.

We now return to
the 13 ghosts of Scooby-doo...

starring Bernie gumsher,

already in progress.

Oh, time slime, look,

some new dog has
replaced Scooby-doo.

And he's stupider than the first
one, if that's possible.

With the real Scooby-doo
out of the way...

I'll get back my time scepter

and destroy those kids for good.

Goody. Ooh, ooh, ooh!

How soon do we start, boss?

There's no time like the
present.

Yo, Bernie. Bernie.

Wake up.

I just love the flashy entrance.

All:
Yikes!

Playtime is over.

I want my scepter
and the chest of demons now.

We don't have your scepter,

honest. Vincent vanghoul has it.

Time slime: Then
give me the chest,

or I'll pulverize you.

Duh! Excuse me, but, uh,
getting pulverized, uh, isn't in
my contract.

Uh, sorry, Bernie,

but you didn't
read the fine print.

Uh-oh!

No chest from you,
then no mercy from me.

Okay, guys,

it's time for plan 39 red.

Daphne & shaggy:
Plan 39 red.

Let's go.

Or is it plan 39 blue?

Boy, if my uncle
Scooby was here,

why, he'd show
you a thing or three.

But he's not.

And now that you've given me
the demon chest...

I'd like to give you
something in return:

The k*ller clock.

Like, why do you call it
the k*ller clock, sir?

Both:
Hickory dickory dock

you're in for quite a shock

the clock strikes 2

the knight strikes you

hickory dickory dock

Sorry I asked.

I don't think the role of
Scooby-doo

is a good career move
for me right now.

Oh, put a lid on it, Bernie.

I see it's almost time
to open the chest of demons.

Good knight.

I've gotta get those
kids out of there.

Drat this crystal.

The transporter
mechanism is jammed again.

It looks like this is it, g*ng.

It would take a
miracle to save us now.

Time slime:
My fellow ghosts and ghouls, be
free.

Wait. That's it.

I'll use the time scepter...

to freeze time.

And not a moment too soon.

Now I think it's high time
to pay a visit to Scooby-doo.

Mr. vanghoul?

Yes, Scooby, it's me.

Come. There's something
i want to show you.

What is it?

Vincent: The future.

Scooby, after you quit the
g*ng...

the chest of demons
fell into time slime's clutches.

That's awful.

Uh, what happened?

Time slime opened the chest,

and the demons escaped.

Less than 10 years later,
the whole world turned into
this.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Thanks to time slime,

earth has become a
mechanical wasteland.

Chorus:
Slime, slime, slime, slime

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

yikes!

Time slime slimety slime, slime

all hail to time slime

the slime of all time

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

all hail to time
slime the king of time

slime, slime,

slime, slime,

slime, slime, slime,

hey

Flim flam: Hey, you and the old
man are trespassing.

This is our territory.

Oh, no, it can't be.

Yes, Scooby, it's flim flam and
scrappy.

Flim flam,

don't you remember me?

Flim flam?

That name's history.

I'm slimex now,

leader of the pack.

Scrappy, uh, it's me,

your uncle Scooby.

No. I had an uncle Scooby once.

I thought he was a hero,

but then that lousy
chicken abandoned me.

Now time slime's my hero.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, cycle slimers,

let's make them
eat some tire treads.

Where are we now?

Time slime's lair of lost time.

Daphne:
Slime, slime,

slime, slime

time slime,

slime, slime

slime, slime,

slime, slime

time slime,

slime, slime

yes, Scooby, it's Daphne.

Now she is time slime's sl*ve.

Oh, no.

Daphne.

Who is it?

Who's there?

It's me, Scooby-doo.

It can't be.

But it is.

Scooby, you've come back.

Oh, I'm so happy to see you,
Scooby.

I do hope you'll stay.

You'll just love working for
time slime.

Time slime?

Yes.

Time slime.

Slime. Slime.

Slime, slime

Slime, slime

Slime, slime

Oh, Daphne, this is awful.

This is creepy.

Very creepy, Scooby.

And this is where your old best
friend is living now.

Shaggy: So nice of you to come.

Two for dinner?
Right this way, please.

Oh, my gosh. It's shaggy.

"Raggy" is right.

These are the latest
fashion rags for spring,

designed for you
crazy gals on the go.

Here comes another one.

What's wrong with shaggy?

Shaggy's been waiting 10 years
for you to return, Scooby.

And after all that waiting,

I'm afraid he's gone bananas.

Bananas. I've got bananas.

Lots and lots of bananas.

Bananas by the bushel.

Charming bananas
with plenty of appeal. "Appeal."

Bananas. Bananas. Bananas.

But, shaggy, it's me,
Scooby-doo.

Ah! So you've heard of him too.

What a dog.

I mean, a total bow-wow.

Can we talk?

Rumor has it
that Scooby-doo's coming back...

to save us all from time
slime, don't you know?

I just hope I'll have time
to shampoo my hair before he
gets here.

Say,

don't I know you?

Shaggy, I'm Scooby-doo.

Yeah, that's what they all say,
see?

You dirty rats, you want me
to tell you where Scooby-doo is.

But I ain't no snitcher,
no stool pigeon, see?

They can't make rocky squeal.

Come and get me, coppers.

Oh, oh, look, time slime,

we've found the
last rebel on earth.

Yeah.

It's that kid named shaggy.

Cycle slimers,

destroy the rebel.

All:
Destroy the rebel.

Abandon ship.

Women and cowards first.

Typhoon Mary is about to hit.

Yikes! Run, shaggy!

The captain must go down with
the ship.

You may defeat me, time slime...

but mark my words,

one day, Scooby-doo will return.

I hope.

Scooby-doo, where are you?

Poor shaggy.

You see, Scooby,
you were very important to the
g*ng.

When you quit, everything went
wrong.

Time slime opened
the demon chest,

and the world was
never the same.

Help me, Mr. vanghoul.

I don't wanna quit.

You don't wanna quit?

You mean you want
to rejoin the g*ng?

Yes, yes, yes.

Well, it may be too late,

unless I can put you
back into the past.

To the moment
before time slime opened the
chest.

Please, anything.

It looks like this is it, g*ng.

It would take a
miracle to save us now.

All: Scooby,

you're back.

Naturally.

It's too late, Scooby-doo.

Even you can't stop me now.

Oh, yes, I can.

Scooby snacks.

Scooby, hurry.

No. No. Not us.

We're on your side.

Bogel:
We struck out again, weerd.

Let's hit the showers, bogel.

Fellow demons, be free.

No, you fool.

Get back to your clock.

Back.

No!

All:
Hurray!

Flim flam:
Well, Bernie, now that Scooby's
back...

it looks like we won't be
needing your services after all.

Uh, thank goodness.

But your acting career's not
over, Bernie, baby.

As your agent,

i can make you a
major star overnight.

First, we'll get
on the talk shows,

maybe a gig in Vegas...

then send you on
the supper-club circuit.

What do you say, Bernie? Ha, ha.

Sound exciting, huh? Huh?

He's excited.

Trust me.

Well, scoob, old buddy, old pal,
old friend, you saved the day.

Not to mention the world.

That's my brave uncle Scooby.

Oh, shucks!

Like, who knows what might've
happened to the world

if time slime had won?

Who knows?

Vincent:
So farewell for now from our
happy crew,

- and from the 13 ghosts...

- Scooby: Of Scooby-dooby-doo.