01x12 - The Ghouliest Show on Earth

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People: Scooby-doo!

Scooby-doo!

Scooby-doo!

Scooby-doo!

Oh, dada, our little boy
is a world famous ghost chaser.

It makes a mother proud.

The father too, mumsy.

This will be the
biggest homecoming

celebration Scooby's ever had.

So I've made up a double batch
of Scooby snacks.

Looks good, mumsy.

No, dada.

These Scooby snacks
are for Scooby.

Listen, there's a train
a-coming.

It must be Scooby.

Dada:
No, mumsy, it's a circus train.

Crowd:
Ooh.

Dada: "Professor fantazmo's
circus fantastique."

Who in tarnation's
professor fantazmo?

It is I, my friends,

professor fantazmo...

with a circus like
none you've ever seen before.

We'll have a ball
from dusk till dawn.

And tonight only,

the entire show is free.

Did he say a flea circus?

No, he said a free circus.

You heard me right, pops,

the circus is free.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's go.

We'll be in dooville
in less than an hour, guys.

Then we'd better get into
the old dooville town spirit.

Give me a "doo."

All: "Doo."

Give me a "vi."

All: "Vi."

Give me a "la."

All: "La."

What's that spell?

"Doovilla"?

Right.

So do it.

Do it for dooville.

Yay!

Oops!

Whoa!

Uh, sorry, Vince.

Guess I got a
little carried away.

You're forgiven, flim flam,

this time.

But even in dooville,

you can't let your guard down.

The 13 ghosts could be anywhere.

Don't worry, Mr. vanghoul,

the chest of demons
is in safe paws.

Hey, weerd,

couldn't we keep an eye

on those kids better...

from inside the train?

Sure, foosball,

except we don't have tickets.

But fixing those kids' train car

will be our ticket...

into the spooks
and poltergeist society.

Bogel:
We'll be saps.

Members in bad standing.

We're bad, heh.

Oh, like, for once, scoob...

it's nice to relax

without being
scared out of our wits.

You said it, heh-heh-heh.

Vincent:
This is a warning

to all living mortals...

that whosoever opens
this chest of demons...

will release 13 of the
most terrifying ghosts...

upon the face of the earth.

Scooby:
Yikes!



Let's get them, bogel.

I'm with you, weerd.

Only you can return the
demons to the chest.

Scooby & shaggy:
Why us?

Vincent:
Because you let them out.

Phew!





Bon voyage, Scooby-doo.

What?

Of all the rotten luck.

This ought to fix them.

Yikes!

What are you running for?

That train can't hurt us,

we're ghosts.

Oh, yeah, I forgot,
don't you know?

Bogel & weerd:
Whoa!

Whoa!

Now there's something
you don't see every day,

constance.

What's that egbert?

Why, it's one of them
newfangled mobile homes.

Bogel & weerd:
Whoa!

Both:
Yikes!



I see the dooville sign,
uncle Scooby.

We're almost there.

We're home, uncle Scooby.

Like I always say,

trains are the safest way to travel.

Okay, g*ng,
get ready to take on dooville.





Shaggy: So, like,
where is everybody?

They knew I was coming.

Maybe that's why nobody's here.

Scooby snacks.

Daphne:
I don't like this one bit.

Me neither.

There's dirt in this dip.

Patooie!

Like, I'm sure
there's a good reason

for this no-show, scoob.

Sounds like there's a show.

Got a fix on it, scoob?

Yeah.

Sounds like a circus.

Let's go see.

Shaggy:
Like, I can't see a thing.

Zoinks!

Look at this.

"Come to circus fantastique."

So it is a circus.

And I'll bet Scooby's
folks are there.

Come on, scrappy.

Daphne: Hey, guys, wait for us.

- Man 1: Come on,
get your hands....

Man 2: I'll show you....

Man 3: Knock the pillars over,
win a prize.

Win a prize for the lovely lady.

Wow, scrappy,

get a load of this.

Scrappy:
And there's mumsy and dada-doo.

Can we go, flim flam, huh?

Can we, can we?

Leave it to me, scrappy.

I've got
a two-for-the-price-of-one idea.

Man:
It's absolutely free,
absolutely free....

Ticket for one, please.

You don't need a ticket.

Admission is free.

Well, why didn't you say so?

Whoops!

I think I just lost
my better half.

Allow me to show you around.

Ha, ha, you're on, pal.

Professor fantazmo's the name,
my boy...

and the circus fantastique
is my pride and joy.

Flim flam was right.

Everyone in town is here.

Like, all the doos too.

Scooby:
Mumsy-doo. Dada-doo.

Scooby.

Dada: Scooby.

Mumsy:
My baby boy.

Looks like they couldn't wait
to run into each other.

But what are they up to now?

That's just the way us doos
say "how do?"

In a tutu.

But, mumsy, dada,

what happened to Scooby's
homecoming celebration?

Yeah.

Sorry, son,

but we couldn't
miss this circus.

Don't you see? It's free.

Free food, free rides,

free games.

Everything free, free, free.

Come on.

You got a pretty neat setup
here, fantaz, old buddy.

Yeah, circus life is the most
exciting one in the world.

Oh, I don't know.

Have you ever tried the life
of a ghost chaser?

Ghosts?

Why, there's no such thing.

Says you.

We're ghost chasers.

And I just happen to have
a bunch of ghosts right in here.

Yeah, it's a genuine
chest of demons.

Hmm, I've never seen anything
like that.

It would make a great attraction
in my sideshow.

Say, there's an idea.

We could be partners, fantaz.

Oh, I can see it now.

Flim flam's circus fantastique.

- How's the attendance tonight,
prof?

-Just dandy, boss.

Well, keep up the good work

and I might give you a raise.

Well, is it a deal, flim flam?

No.

I can't really leave the g*ng
high and dry.

After all, I am the brains
of the outfit.

Oh, brother.

Vincent: What are those
kids listening to?

That music just goes on and on.

I'd rather listen
to a funeral dirge.

Shaggy? Shaggy, where are you?

Oh, heh-heh-heh.

Oh, hi, Mr. vanghoul.

Welcome to the
circus fantastique.

You can find all the fun
in the world here on the house.

Yeah, on the house.

Oh, on the house.

That's wonderful.

I don't like
the sound of that music...

or of that name,

professor fantazmo.

I think I'll do a mystic check
on this circus fantastique.

That's right, boys.

I have the best Calliope around.

That music,
it's totally out of this world.

Fantazmo:
Isn't it though?

Flim flam:
Hey, what's with the funhouse?

Uh, closed for repairs, my boy.

The speaker system
inside is broken.

No Calliope music at all.

Now, what fun would
a fun house be

without that happy music?

A complete drag, fantaz.

Let's skip it.

You hear what that circus guy
said, weerd?

Yeah, bogel.

This should be a fun place
to set our trap.

Look, scoob, free pizza.

Oh, boy, let's eat.

Like, I don't know about you,
scoob...

but I don't wanna see the
kind of pizza they make here.

Me neither.

Let me give you a hand, scoob.

Both:
Whoa!

Weerd, look.

Don't bother me now, bogel.

Can't you see I'm testing
our trap?

But weerd....

I said don't bother me.

Yikes!

Yikes!

Oh, boy,

that was close.

Both:
Whoa!

Like, let me out of this mask

and out of this place.

Good idea, scoob.

We'll climb out the window.

Look, it's scrappy.

Hi, guys,

look what I won.

Neat, huh?

Both:
Yuck!

Bye, guys.

Got a lot more things to see.

Shaggy, look.

Shaggy: That merry-go-round
doesn't look too merry.

Mumsy. Dada.

Dada: Care to split
another banana split, mumsy?

Love to, dada.

Zoinks!

Like, I don't know
what's going on,

but I've seen enough.

If we can't find
an exit in here,

let's make one.

Shaggy & Scooby:
Yikes!

Wait a minute,
what are we doing?

We can just get out
by disappearing.

Oh, yeah, heh,

i keep forgetting.

Pretty smart, huh?

Hey.

Put us down.

Shaggy,

what are you doing?

Sorry, g*ng,

but we're out of here.

Scooby, round up flim flam
and scrappy.

Right, shaggy.

Scrappy: Uncle Scooby,

what's wrong?

Fantaz, this is one awesome
circus.

I could stay here forever.

Huh?

Hi-h*, Scooby, away!

Stop.

Where are you taking them?

Far away.

But I don't wanna go, Scooby.

Don't you recognize
a happening place

when you see one?

Hey,

professor fantazmo.

Oh, don't leave, my friends.

The fun has just begun.

Like, that kind
of fun we don't need.

Step on it, scoob.

Flim flam,

do come back, you hear?

Both:
Phew!

Will one of you please tell me
what this is all about?

- Gremlins, gargoyles, awful
monsters.

Shaggy: Awful monsters.

Oh, thanks.

I really understand now.

All I know is, we were having
the best time of all time...

till you boys took us away.

It was fun, wasn't it?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, mumsy, dada.

Don't you start crying too,
scrappy.

No, I'm sniffing around
for flim flam.

Flim flam?

- Like, wasn't he with you,
scoob?

-Uh-uh.

Both:
Uh-oh.

Flim flam:
Hey, fantaz, wait up.

I ran away just to be with you.

The circus fantastique
is where I belong.

I'm so glad
to hear you say that, my boy.

Because my circus
will never let you leave.

Ha, ha, yes, siree, fantaz.

You'll be the first partner

I ever had.

I can hardly wait.

Now, just sign
on the dotted line.

Sure thing, fantaz.

This is the smartest move
you've ever made.

Congratulations, son.

You're one of us now.

Hey, nice threads, fantaz.

Flashy, yet tasteful.

I like them.

And trust me, prof,

I'll be the best

right-hand ringmaster
you ever had.

Glad to hear it, my boy.

Now, go out there and mingle.

I want everyone to meet
my new partner.

Oh, boy,

this is too good to be true.

It certainly is.

A quick search
through that boy's pockets...

and the chest of demons
will be mine.

I never dreamed I'd run across

Scooby-doo and his ghost
chasers...

in this two-bit town.

What a tasty treat they'll make
for my circus of living evil.

The chest isn't here.

Flim flam's meddling friends
must have it.

Wait till I get
my hands on them.

At least we're out
from under that stupid net.

But I'm still stuck, weerd.

And I'm stuck with you.

Come on, we gotta find
Scooby-doo

and those kids.

Maybe they're in here.

Why, you ectoplasmic outcasts.

What are you doing here?

Uh, oh, well, uh....

Uh, you see, uh....

Quiet.

Your presence here
is a dead giveaway

to the true evil nature
of my circus.

Evil? Ha, ha, you don't say?

Then you must be
one of the 13 ghosts.

Am I right?

Why don't you tell
the whole world?

All right, listen up, world...

Fantazmo:
Silence!

Oh, forgive us, oh, great
repulsive one.

We'll do anything.

We'll even help you steal
the chest of demons.

We will? Duh, uh....

Yeah, we will, we will.

Hmm, you groveling ghosts
may be of some use after all.

Take my magic whip

and find Scooby-doo's house.

And here's what
i want you to do.

Oh, he's bad, you know,
heh, heh.

Weerd:
This must be the place, bogel.

Now, let's get down to business.

Or should I say up to business?

My spirits are rising already,
you know.

Flim flam's disappearance

has me totally up
in the air, guys.

Where could he have gone?

Maybe Vincent knows.

Sounds like he's trying
to get through.

Like, hi, Mr. vanghoul.

Boy, did you pop in
at the right time.

Flim flam's missing.

And I'll bet he's back
at that neat circus.

A tingling in my bones
says you're right, scrappy.

He is at the circus fantastique.

Lucky guy.

Unlucky.

He's under professor
fantazmo'sevil spell.

Like, what did we tell you?

But the professor
seemed so friendly.

Vincent:
Don't be fooled.

Professor fantazmo
is one of the 13 ghosts...

and his Calliope music

disguises a midway
full of monsters.

Monsters.

Monsters!

Like, you can say that again.

Monsters,

monsters,

monsters.

You must rescue flim flam
before dawn...

or he'll be trapped in that

circus of horrors forever.

Like, no way are we going back

to that creepy circus,
eh, scoob?

Absolutely not.

No way.

Both:
Yikes!

Whoa!

Like, we're back in the big top.

Uh-oh.

Someone's coming.

Clown:
Those goofy ghosts are back.

It's about time.

I must have that

chest of demons before dawn.

Like, maybe our clowning around
will help us sneak out of here.

I hope so.

Those kids will be here any
second, you know.

Scooby?

Shaggy?

Oh, my gosh.

Good evening, my friends.

I've been waiting for you.

Eureka, we're back
at the circus.

Free rides,

free food,

free everything.

See? They can't resist
my circus.

Give in

and give me the chest of demons.

Forget it, big-top breath.

This box is protected
by puppy power.

We'll see about that.

Quick, scrappy,

run for it.

Oh, why are we running, Daphne?

I can take him, honest.

Daphne: Just keep moving,

I'm right behind you... oh.

Hey, hey, we tripped up
a good guy, ha, ha.

- For once we did
something right.

-Yeah, ha, ha, ha.

Well, it was all my idea.

Got any other bright ideas,
weerd?

What a revolting "coinkidink."

Quick, you two,

find that mutt with the chest.

He couldn't have gone far.

Oh, yes, your ugliness,

right away.

As for you, my dear,

you're gonna learn
to love my circus.

How about it, Daphne?

Can I slow down now?

Huh?

Huh!

Daphne?

Where are you, Daphne?

Sneak attack, eh?

Well, prepare to splat, Jack.

Uncle Scooby?

Right, scrappy,

it's me.

Like, no time for romance, guys,

until we find the others
and split.

Hop in.

Fantazmo:
Hurry, ladies and gents.

The show you've been waiting for

is about to begin.

Oh, dada,

I can hardly wait
to see what's next.

Egbert: Oh, move it, constance.

We don't have all night.

Oh, keep your overalls on,
egbert.

Here's the moment
you've been waiting for, my boy.

I'm putting the show
in your hands.

Ah, smart move, fantaz.

I won't let you down.

Heh, I'll make sure of that,
ha, ha.

Now, keep these folks in their
seats until the sun comes up.

Yes, professor.

Scrappy: Look, uncle Scooby,

there's Daphne.

Shaggy:
Boy, are we glad to see you.

Hey, like, neat disguise,
Daphne.

Scrappy:
No wonder you didn't get caught.

No, but you will.

Seize them and the chest.

Shaggy & Scooby:
Yikes!

Step on it, shaggy.

Zoinks!

Poor Daphne has had
a big-top brainwashing.

Poor Daphne.

Poor us.

Look out.

All:
Yikes!

Chest of demons or not...

in one minute my circus
of living evil will depart...

with a whole new crowd
of victims.

What?

I didn't say, "send
in the clowns."

Like, quick, scoob,

grab the handbrake.

Uh-oh. It's broken.

Those three lunatics
have the chest.

We'll get it, boss.

Yeah,

leave it to us.

Get it for me, flim flam.

Yes, professor.

Yikes!

Give me the wheel, shaggy.

I'm taking evasive action.

Everybody, duck.

Oh, no, not the Calliope.

It's the music that hides
from the world

what we really are.

Help,

flim flam.

Like, that goes double for us.

Help, help.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Daphne:
Flim flam.

What's going on?

Stay calm, my lad,

everything's fine.

Just get the chest of demons,

and we'll rebuild the Calliope.

No way, fantaz.

You're a gross-out.

I'm breaking my friends
out of this bogus big top.

No,

stop!

Get the chest ready, guys.

I hope this works...

because I'm getting tired
of this ringmaster gig.

Crowd:
Yay!

Crowd: So do it.

Do it for dooville.

Yay!

Better late than never, son.

Yes, welcome home, Scooby.

Aw, shucks.

Gee, there's no place like home.

Yeah, but, like, how will
the doos get their home home?

No problem, guys,

when you're as smart as a whip.

Crowd:
Flim flam?

Hey, what did you want from me?

It's a defective whip.

The evil circus has
closed its door

and baron fantazmo is no more.

For that, we thank
our plucky crew

and our favorite hero...

Scooby-dooby...

Moo.