01x08 - Snow Place Like Home

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♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ There's a mystery in town ♪

♪ So call the coolest pup around ♪

♪ That's Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Join Shaggy and the crew ♪

♪ Daphne Freddy Velma too ♪

♪ And Scooby a pup named Scooby-doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ When the ghost and ghouls attack ♪

♪ Scooby eats a Scooby snack ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Jinkies ♪ ♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Dooby ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Dooby ♪ ♪ Scooby ♪

♪ So come on it's mystery time ♪

♪ You can help us solve the crime ♪

♪ With Scooby a pup named Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo where are you ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Dooby a pup named Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

[Shaggy] Like, the g*ng and I were on a class field trip

to the Coolsonian Museum

where they let us kids touch everything.

Well, almost everything.

And I was going to enjoy the sights

with a pup named Scooby-Doo.

Wow, Shaggy and Scooby better hurry up

or they'll miss the museum tour.

- Hai-ya! - Hai-ya!

Like, this is a job for Shaggy and Scooby

samurai sushi masters.

Yeah, samurai sushi masters. Huh?

Oh, please, you two.

You better lay off the "Karate Kitty" comic books.

Like, no way, Daphne.

Scoob and I can't wait to see the samurai exhibit.

- Yeah. - Come on, g*ng.

Let's catch up with the rest of the tour.

Konnichi wa. That means, "Good morning."

[all] Good morning.

These two rare swords

the Daito and the Wakizashi, are over 700 years old.

[gasping]

Once they were used by the evil samurai warlord Asakari.

[screeching]

Like, no kidding, Ms. Taki, he sure is scary.

Yeah.

Mind if I take a closer look at the whatchamacallit?

Stop. These swords are cursed.

- Cursed? - Cursed?

Anyone who touches them will be haunted

by the ghost of Lord Asakari.

Ghost?

Well, excuse me.

Come along, kids. We have much more to see.

Like, Scooby and I have heard enough. We're gonna leave.

[honking]

Okay, but you're gonna miss seeing some neat stuff.

Come on, Scoob, let's--

[samurai ghost shouting indistinctly]

Oops.

Uh, like, excuse us, Mr. Samurai.

Hai-ya!

Zoinks! Like, it's the samurai ghost!

- Hai-ya! - Like, bye.

[instrumentla music]

[gasps] My swords, they're gone.

Like, it was the samurai ghost. He was here.

Ha, I'll bet you two did it.

You were just in the room, weren't you?

Hey, wait a minute. We can't be crooks.

- We're the stars of the show. - Yeah, stars.

- Like, that's better. - Alright, you two.

Where'd you hide those swords?

Like, we didn't steal anything.

Go ahead and search me. I've got nothing to hide.

- Yeah, go ahead and search 'em. - It'll be a pleasure.

Stand back, kid. I'm in charge here.

And I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

[instrumental music]

He's clean.

Like, can I have my pants back now?

Yeah.

Thornsby, as curator of this museum

I demand to know if you've found those swords yet.

- Not yet, Mr. Dayton. - 'Heads will roll, Thornsby.'

Say, isn't this the boy who left his kimono behind?

Uh, yes, sir. They're my prime suspects.

Did you hear that, Scoob? They think we did it.

Yeah. I mean, no.

Oh, don't worry, you two. Nobody really thinks you did it.

[boy #1] Extra! Extra! Local kid and his puppy steal swords.

- Like, this is horrible, Scoob. - 'Yeah, horrible.'

Everybody thinks we stole the swords.

Yeah, everybody.

You think that's bad, wait till you read your horoscope.

Really, Freddy, Shaggy and Scooby aren't worried

about some silly horoscope.

They're suspects in a major crime.

Hey, you're right.

Just think, I know two guys

who could actually go to jail forever.

Jail?

[harmonica music]

Like, it's almost Christmas, Scoob.

Yeah, Christmas.

[sobbing]

Like, you guys won't forget to write us, will you?

Yeah, write us.

[Daphne] 'Oh, you two aren't going to jail.'

Not as long as the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency is on the job.

Jinkies.

- Velma spoke. - She said "jinkies."

- We're saved, Scoob! - Yipee!

Do you have an idea, Velma?

Yes, but we'll have to go back to the museum

and search for clues.

Uh-oh.

Like, I was afraid she was gonna say that.

♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪

♪ Scooba-di-doo ♪

♪ Scooba-di-doo ♪♪

[coughing] Hey, I wonder what the Scooby-boobies

are up to now. I better follow 'em and find out.

[revving]

Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

But, Scooby, if you don't go inside

you and Shaggy could go to jail.

No way. I'm scared.

Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

Well...okay.

Oh, no. I must've left them at home in my dresser drawer.

I'll get it.

♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪

♪ Scooba-di-doo ♪

♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪

♪ Scooba-di-doo ♪♪

Thanks, Scooby. Here they are.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Ah.

Okay, let's go.

Hey, what happened to Scooby and Shaggy?

Oh, brother. Here they come now.

Jinkies.

- Goo. Goo. - Excuse me, ma'am.

But have you seen a goofy-looking kid and his puppy?

Like, it's us, Freddy.

Heh, I knew that.

What's the big idea, Shaggy?

Like, we don't want the guard to spot us, right, Scoob?

Right, Shaggy.

Come on, you guys, we've got to find those swords.

Those ding-a-lings won't fool anyone with those dumb costumes.

I'm gonna get them thrown out of the museum and into jail.

[Red chuckling]

Okay, you two g*ons, take off those dumb disguises.

[screaming]

How dare you! You impudent little ruffian.

Your parents will hear of this.

Ouch! Ow! Cut it out.

[laughing]

That's not very funny.

Ow! Ow! Come on, lady, stop.

Is it time to look for clues, Velma?

- Correct, Daphne. - 'Hey, wait a minute.'

Do we want that lady and her baby with us?

Oh, honestly, Freddy. That's Scooby and Shaggy.

Oh, yeah, uh, I knew that too.

[Dayton] 'We've got to get to the bottom of this theft.'

Like, somebody's coming. We'd better hide.

What kind of guard are you, Thornsby?

Letting someone steal those priceless antiques.

If I weren't leaving on my vacation, I'd fire you.

[Thornsby] 'Fire me? Ha!'

'It's not my fault your million-dollar'

'security system failed.'

[Taki] 'It failed because someone who works here'

must have stolen the swords.

Are you accusing us?

How do we know you didn't steal the swords yourself?

- I don't know. Sorry. - Shh!

Why would I steal the swords myself?

They're insured, aren't they?

If we don't find those swords

you could make a lot of money.

Jinkies.

We'll talk about this after we find those swords.

Like, wow, they sure don't sound too happy.

- Yeah. - It's time to find some clues.

So let's split up, g*ng.

Have you found anything yet, Scoob?

[sniffing]

I'll say.

Like, you better tone down the suction, Scoob.

Okay.

[beeping]

Jinkies. It's Freddy and Daphne.

Freddy and Daphne to Velma.

No luck here in the east wing. How about you?

Negative in the west wing.

Okay, then, let's regroup.

- Wow. Like, that was fast. - Yeah.

Come on, g*ng. We've gotta find those swords.

Wow, look at the size of that plane.

Like, it must be 20 feet tall.

Twenty-two-point-seven, to be exact.

- What's that, Scoob? - Beats me.

Jinkies. It's a clue.

- A clue? - A clue?

It's an insurance policy.

It says that Ms. Taki

will get a million dollars if the swords are stolen.

A million dollars, huh?

It sounds like we've got another suspect.

- Like, great work, Scoob. - Thanks, Shaggy.

[sniffing]

Hai-ya!

- Like, it's the samurai ghost! - Let's get out of here!

[indistinct shouting]

Quick, in here.

Like, it looks like we've been grounded.

Jinkies. It's a door.

- It's locked. - We'll never get out of here.

Like, stand back. Scoob and I will open it.

[thud]

Good thing you brought that battering ram with you.

[samurai ghost speaking indistinctly]

Like, welcome aboard Scooby-Doo Airlines flight number 47, sir.

Please be seated and buckle your seat belt.

Yeah.

[scatting]

[samurai ghost mumbling indistinctly]

Excuse me, Mr. Ghost, but I'll have to ask you to be quiet.

'After all, this is the "no scaring" section.'

- Zoinks! Here he comes again! - Rikes!

Like, now we're really up to our necks in trouble.

Whoa!

[indistinct shouting]

[instrumental music]

[chomping]

[slurping] Yum-yum-yum-yum.

[giggling]

[indistinct shouting]

Help!

Like, I wish we could help poor Scooby.

Jinkies. I know.

Help!

- Like, good going, Velma. - Yeah.

Come on, we'd better tell Thornsby and Dayton

that there really is a ghost.

Like, here's the samurai ghost who stole the swords.

Yeah, right here.

Ghost? I don't see any ghost.

Don't worry, Mr. Dayton.

The ghost is absolutely, positively

undeniably in this case.

- Of course, I could be wrong. - What's the meaning of this?

But we had the ghost locked up in this case.

- Yeah. Like, show them, Scoob. - Okay.

[imitating ghost]

If you ask me, this kid and his pup stole the swords.

Thornsby, I am tired of your excuses.

I want those swords back before I leave town, or you're through.

Uh, yes, sir, Mr. Dayton.

But how could the ghost escape from a locked mummy case?

Like, I don't know, Daphne.

But now we've lost Scoob and Velma too.

[Velma] 'We're over here.'

Where'd they go?

Right here. Scooby, you're a genius.

Genius? Thank you.

[Daphne gasps] It's a secret passageway.

Yeah. Let's see where it goes.

- Uh-uh. Not me. - Like, Scoob's right.

No way are we going down in that dark and spooky place.

Oh, you two.

There's probably nothing down there

but cobwebs and dust.

Cobwebs and dust? Ew!

I don't wanna go down there either.

Oh, come on, g*ng. We've gotta solve this mystery.

And keep Shaggy and Scooby out of jail.

Like, it sure is dark and spooky down here.

- Yeah. Dark and spooky. - Jinkies.

- It's another mummy case. - No, it isn't.

Velma's right. It's the same one that the ghost was trapped in.

Wow, the ghost must have broken out and switched cases.

Double jinkies. Look what I found.

- The samurai swords. - Come on. Let's take them back.

Like, wait a minute, Freddy, if you touch those swords

you'll b-be cursed by the ghost.

Yeah, cursed by the ghost.

Oh, get 20th-century, you two.

There are no such things as ghosts or curses.

Yeah. And even if there were, he wouldn't wanna mess with me.

Hai-ya!

Like, it's time for the chase. Start the music, Scoob.

Okay.

Wow! Groovy.

♪ Now he's got you running ♪

♪ Like you've seen a ghost ♪

♪ Here he comes ♪

♪ Terrible and ugly ♪

♪ Scarier the most here he comes ♪

♪ There's no time to lose ♪

♪ He's hot on your trail he's moving your shoes ♪

♪ Hope you beat him fast running running ♪

♪ Like you've seen a ghost ♪

♪ Running running like you've seen a ghost ♪

♪ Running running ♪

♪ Like you've seen a ghost ♪

♪ Running running ♪

♪ Like you've seen a ghost ♪♪

[speaking in foreign language]

Huh?

Hey, what's the deal, Velma?

You just let the ghost get away with the swords.

- Yeah. - No, I didn't.

They're right here.

You mean he didn't take the real swords?

No, Daphne, I said to him in Japanese

"Those swords are fake."

That's funny, why wouldn't a Japanese ghost

understand Japanese?

Oh, boy. Like, I'm confused. This mystery needs more clues.

Yeah, sure.

Problem is, clues don't just walk up and say hi.

Hi.

Plane ticket and bon-voyage fruit basket for Mr. Dayton.

- But he's not-- - Thanks.

Jinkies.

This is a one-way plane ticket.

Mr. Dayton must be taking a long vacation.

Well, according to my calculations

the ghost will get a one-way ticket to jail.

Does this mean what I think it means?

That's right. I've got a plan.

[whispering]

[indistinct sshouting]

[Velma] 'You have touched the sacred samurai sword.'

Huh?

The curse of the dragon is upon you.

[Shaggy] 'Like, blah!'

Yeah. Blah!

[screaming]

[instrumental music]

Like, we got the ghost on the run, Scoob.

Yeah.

[screaming]

Like..

[babbling]

Ah-ha!

Like..

[babbling]

Blah. Uh-oh.

Yeah. Uh-oh.

[speaking in foreign language]

[screaming]

Don't touch these swords.

[laughing]

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[groaning]

Like, Velma's got a black belt in karate

judo, kung fu and croquet.

- Now, Freddy. - Got it, Velma.

- Huh? - Good job, Velma.

Yeah, you turned that warlord into a sore lord.

Sore lord.

I don't get it.

Thanks for finding the stolen swords, kids.

I guess I owe you two an apology.

Like, all in a day's work, Mr. Thornsby.

Yeah.

Thought you were pretty sneaky, didn't you, Mr. Samurai?

Or should I say Red Herring.

Forget it, you dipstick. I didn't steal anything.

[woman #1] 'There he is. Come back here!'

Oh, no.

Come back here, you brat!

No, Freddy. Red Herring isn't the ghost.

But do you know who it is? Let's review the clues.

'The first clue was when Shaggy left his kimono behind'

'and Mr. Dayton recognized it.'

Like, what kind of clue is that?

Beats me.

[Daphne] 'The second clue was when Velma spoke to the ghost in Japanese.'

'He didn't understand her.'

Yeah, and Ms. Taki can speak Japanese

so it couldn't have been her.

But the third clue was the most important one.

'Why would anyone buy a one-way ticket'

'if they were only going on vacation?'

That meant that the ghost could only be one person

Mr. Dayton.

[all gasping]

I could've made a million bucks

if it weren't for these pesky kids and their pup.

And you were gonna fire me.

Come on, Mr. Curator, you're going to jail.

I'd like to thank you kids for returning my stolen swords.

Arigato gozaimasu!

Doitashimashite.

Yeah, you're welcome.

But what happened to Scooby?

The museum decided to give him a gift

for helping to catch the thief.

Jinkies. It's a brontosaurus bone.

Like, the perfect gift for a pup named..

[slurps] Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

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